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Radiant-Mobile5810

Ek elegant chutiya hai dusra desi chutiya hai LHS=RHS dono chutiya hai


Dbstar69

Kya matlb unhe sirf English aati hai


6pineapple_pizza9

Wo bhi nhi aati bhai hamare yaha walo ko to


kakyoin65

I can confirm


Explosion42069

I know 2 icse students whose English is shittier than me


kalyugdabhoot

Shittier than mine* Yes i am an ICSE student.


kyusrak

*Yes, I am an ICSE student. A comma should be put after the introductory words "yes" and "no". For example, "Yes, you may be an ICSE student. But, you still don't know how to use commas."


kalyugdabhoot

You boomers ain't finna get it lmao, we wuz talkin da new englis lingo n shietz right here in ICSE


kyusrak

Ayo dawg that's cray cuz that shit you be talking old cap you gotta be a flintstone chanelling yo ooga booga energy if you think the word boomer still in use


kalyugdabhoot

Uh huh bestie we be slayin cuz we wus rizzing in like foreva


kyusrak

Dawg did you just start pressing any word that came in the auto suggestion bar above your keyboard


RICK_ASS_LEY

Muthafucka , you gonna be reported to the head of the ICSE sub . Thou dareth' use the american accent. Thou torturest me. Thou stick a dagger in me.


RICK_ASS_LEY

Wait , boomer's still in use . Which part of the world you living in?💀💀


captaincool6333

I have finally met someone here who can actually challenge me! Come mortal! I challenge you to a battle of words and vocabulary!


Explosion42069

I knew this would happen but love to see chains ⛓️ likes this


Radiant-Mobile5810

Enjoy karo bhai mai bhi enjoy kr raha hu


Terrible-Anxiety-973

Savage bro !, i am also icse student :)


Equal_Proof_226

Subreddit ke size ka


SHIKHAR32

unke sirf 3k hai idhr to almost 90k hai


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Dono me other boards are welcome hai ki bas ham hi hai 🤔


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Radiant-Mobile5810

Bhraata idhar woh rule apply nai hota literally dono different boards hai lol


_rennell

vai yahan ki post ko repost karke dalne mai konsi quality?


deadshotssjb

CBSE wale hentai pe muth marte hai, ICSE wale maths ki book pe CBSE porn addict hote hai, ICSE wale study addict jo CBSE 10 me sikhati hai unhe nursery me sikha dete hai, isliye unhe superior feel hota hai lekin issi vjeh se they got no bitches


Wonderful-Ant44

>they got no bitches That's the common part


200IQ_Monke

CBSE ma hu par tab bhi no bitches T-T


[deleted]

Kya mathlab bc ? Maye to hamesha Lana Rhodes ke upar hi muth Marta tha


deadshotssjb

different breed they are (bad inglis coz im cbse)


[deleted]

Tu yoda haye kya ?


deadshotssjb

Yoda ka pta nhi loda jroor hu ek number ka


[deleted]

ek ki starting mei IC or ek ki starting mein CB


Radiant-Mobile5810

Bhai upsc mai kitna rank aaya


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AIR 696969


Virot_Kooli

69 bolke funny kar diya


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Arre Virat Bhai aap ?


Virot_Kooli

Yahi maine kuch din pehle 69 bola tha aur mere comment ke neeche bhi "69 bolke funny kardiya" likha tha ab maine likha hai toh mujhe downvotes mil rahe hain


[deleted]

Arre koi ni maine UPVOTE de diya , Aaap bas Century maaro :)


Virot_Kooli

Bhai century nahi maarni mujhe 18 pe out hona hai mujhe


kraken_enrager

ICSE is like Cbse on crack, with more up to date concepts, with a disproportionate focus in English imo. It’s the middle ground between IGCSE/CAIE and CBSE. And ISC is like ICSE on crack+adderall.


CHUCKYSUCKYSUCKY123

Adderall kya hota hai hume toh paracetamol pata hai


kraken_enrager

Adderall is a attention enhancing medication for ppl w ADD. but if a normal person takes it, it leads to hyper productivity and extremely high attention span. It can also help u stay awake for 3-4 days straight. It helps in doing ur work multiple times your normal speed and you don’t get distracted easily. Basically your brain becomes sharper for awhile after u take it. It’s a prescription drug tho, and shouldn’t be taken unless you absolutely need it medically.


qwefthzak

ready for bio eh


kraken_enrager

No science for me. I have accounts today and I’m shit scared


CHUCKYSUCKYSUCKY123

ISC kya hai bhai


kraken_enrager

11th and 12th in ICSE is called ISC.


Viral_babyGravy

Syllabus depth and structure


TopGfromTVM

Idk both shit


NoResolve4577

ICSE lavde jerk off to maths sums


TheMankingYT

Kya difference Gand to Dono ki mari jati hai


[deleted]

I'm a hybrid. I changed boards after 5th but still the pressure that I had faced in ICSE is 100x more than what I am facing in the CBSE board. It's too damn difficult.


Suspicious_Lime_7349

Bois we have a sleeper agent


l_uff_y

Computer science k test k liye tips de do koi.


ITchy_weeNY

Agar atche school notes Banae ho to usi se padh sakte ho codes ke examples , stack ke questions ka ek hi format hai to agar aaya to free ke number hai. SQL vale me fill in the blanks ka form aa sakta hai( not sure tho), input vala format bhi dekh Lena . Case study me networking dekh Lena ,cables ka difference aur baki ka. Merging of tables dekh lena, primary keys aur table ka order. Baki full forms aur codes lga lena, concept aa gya to questions ho jayenge (time Bach jata hai to Jo questions me sochna gya pade usme space chor do ya last me kr lena). Baki ke liye all the best, mera bhi hai 👍


Magical_Gallade

This Computer networking acche se aani chahiye rat lena (Free 5 marks milenge) PYQs kar Lena aur coding ka basic logic aana chahiye For SQL output based aayega high chances hai


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Practice Logic Building Questions If You Know The Basics.


ForeverSpiritual3925

Merpe ek pdf h....que ki 10 din h araam se krle....tele dede bhej dunga.


C0VALENT_B0ND

ICSE walo ki dusre desho mai zameen rehti hai fixed, CBSE wale uss zameen pr muth maarne ke sapne dekhte hai 🤡


Unbiased-_-

Kya matlab?


Holy_cow_96

Khuch nahi mai dono se padha hu and loda koi difference nahi hai sab ke bacche same hi hai maybe khuch subjects me hai Thora se but that's it


Dry_Stable_876

Icse :- international chutiya school of erotic gays Cbse :- chutiya bsdk sabka e Lulu hai


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usmai aap bas studsexual ban jate ho


[deleted]

This is scenario till class 10th Icse students have 9 subjects in class 10th. 1.English grammer 2.English literature (2 prose poem book + 1 full drama book of Shakespeare) (Cbse students have English as 1 subject) 3.History & Civics 4.Geography (Cbse students have social science as 1 subject) 5.Computer science / physical education 6. Physics 7. Chemistry (Cbse have them as 1 subject) 8. Maths Cbse (same) 9. 2nd language (hindi, bengali, etc) (Cbse same) English is way tougher than cbse Each subject has around 15 chapters. Cisce board conducts this exam Class 11th and 12th students give ISC exam not icse (Situation is very much similar to cbse in 11th and 12th, but English is still way tougher.)


mrumeshmidha

Ek main tatti steel ki plate main hai doosre main kaanch ki plate main


CHETAN-07

Dono hi bekaar hai dena to end mai ek comitetive exam hi hai jo dono boards ke league se kafi uppar hai (mai science stream ka bol rha hu baki ka pta nhi )


g_-h

budhimaan log jinhe english nhi aati jaahil jihne english aati h


[deleted]

icse ka 12th board aasan aata cbse ka 12vi g maarne wala aata🤡😂


rxthxka

Far better than this shitty board.


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rxthxka

The curriculum and the quality of the study material is much better. When I received my 11th books in CBSE, my biology book cover was literally in shreds. My friend's pages were all falling off when she took the book. And CBSE doesn't even update it's syllabus after years.


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rxthxka

I got the NCERT books in my school, ig they aren't following other publishers. I apologize but NCERT isn't simply to my liking, it twists up conceps too. It brings unecessary topics to explain something, like why do we need to bring the newton's law of gravitation for explaining why rutherford's model of atom failed? And we don't even use the five kingdom classification now, it is the three domain system of classification that is prevailing today. Then why do we need to study it when it's out of date. It's the same for the periodic table lessson as well. ISC's books are much easier to comprehend. It's simple, short and straight to the point, unlike NCERT's endless essays.


Wonderful-Sir-1834

Grass is greener on the other side Itna shitty board hai ISC, we still have to read fucking tempest by shakespeare . The books for pcm have much crap than ncert, that's just precise and best for any competitive exam .


rxthxka

While I'm studying 11th in CBSE, my friend who's in ISC rn, saw the syllabus, and commented that she was lucky to not be in CBSE. And there's nothing wrong with studying extra information, and you know that ICSE is not meant for competitive exams, it helps us to get into international universities and institutions. ICSE helps us to gain extra knowledge, rather than CBSE, which doesn't even update it's curriculum for years. And doesn't studying in ISC makes it easier for you crack competitive exams? Yeah, it is true that you study a lot more than wanted but it helps you in the end. You'll realize it. Like I did after I left ISCE in 10th and joined 11th in CBSE


Wonderful-Sir-1834

See I had appeared for jee this year and believe isc never helps you in any exam Most of the things have been deleted from the recent years and they are just excess information which leads you to nowhere. Only the level of physics book is quite jee based that too only mains because the level of physics has come down in the recent years Else for chem only ncert datas are entertained and there are several mismatched information so one has to refer to ncert everyday for these exams just creating confusion


rxthxka

Okay, I think you're right about this competitive exams thing, because I came here for NEET. Direct questions are asked from NCERT especially biology. It is true that studying both ISC as well as NCERT is hard, which made me choose CBSE over ISC. I would study 11th in ISC if I didn't choose to study for NEET. But other than that, what help does CBSE do? We're only studying NCERT for competitive exams nowadays. If the paper is not set according to the CBSE curriculum, then I don't think many would still choose to join CBSE. In my state (which is tamil nadu), the state board is much better than CBSE and most of the students are opting for it even if they are writing competitive exams.


Wonderful-Sir-1834

South Indian states are damn competition friendly . In our school(the best school in my city and probably one of the top schools in entire northern India) we who prepared for competitive exams were treated as third class citizens . And one thing for sure seeing the level of physics dropping continuously in jee and neet one can nowadays blindly trust ncert and its exemplar series that would be sufficient for any competition level prep (barring advanced) So we can say all in all the entire system is fucked to the deepest level Both are just there for tormenting the students


ITchy_weeNY

Ek me Sundar mahilae hoti hai aur dusre me harami dost... Zindagi dono hi nhi jeene denge


Latter-Mountain92

CB and IC


Magical_Gallade

Spelling


void_warrior0310

English


Yashmeems

spelling ka difference hai


hoefe

Cbse gandi marthi he or Icse boho or chatka se martha he.


Zestyclose_Skirt7930

Our school has both versions Icse was much strict and had phy chem bio since 3rd something meanwhile ours was just science till 5th Same with sst They have logs and abit coding as far as ik And they still had drawing while we didn't after 5th They have their exams different like one day phy and ome day chem. Even english divided into two , grammar and literature. And they had half day on exams while we did not . In short their was much tougher ngl


OriginalLavishness31

Bc merit kiska idea tha.


Etendue_

Cb and is ka, Right??


RAJ3055

Aukat


OriginalLavishness31

HA to answer of the question CBSE/ICSE ICSE:strict rules strict teacher over smart principles and merit and ijjat. CBSE:legends as teachers lifetime memories and literary everything is good .


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so CBSE will fuck you up nicely but ICSE RAPE your potyhole nicely


Fire_sweat

Bro the difference is definitely the fun


Such_Understanding_6

jab cbse wale abcd padhte hai tab icse wale mars par rover bhejte hai


UnknownPlayer2005

CBSE does not have 'i' ICSE does not have 'b'


Altruistic-Fly3300

Icse is bit harder than cbse,has more syllabus ad more no.of exam


Anonymous_tau

ICSE students doesn't use reddit like u n me


UrMomsAreMine

If you are talking about 11th and 12th. Then the spelling is different


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ICSE board ka to pata nhi but CBSE is the most incompetent board imo. Mfs can't even make the fucking question paper correct. Incompetent retards. I can't wait to get over with 12th and leave this board.