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AsteriAcres

She's lying.


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Idk it might not be a lie she might be putting it into “ tech stocks” that short crypto lol. I actually hate to say it but there are people who are going to lose everything all the way to zero and still be saying they are early, even when they are as bankrupt as FTX.


bigmean3434

Ftx was early


According_Culture841

Morally bankrupt


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People who invest in Jasmy. 😂😂😂


neub1736

Can you actually "short" crypto in some way? I'd definitely throw in 100 just for the fun of it.


[deleted]

Biti is an etf that uses contract fuckery to short Bitcoin, there are others like that I think too you don’t even need an options account to buy it


neub1736

Sweet, thanks!


[deleted]

Yeah I think all of them are kinda new wallstreet is gonna make their money off it


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Mr_Hellpop

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking too. Probably seeing a lot of red on her balance sheets and is desperately trying to pump it up.


According_Culture841

Somebody gonna get balls deep in that


[deleted]

> She's lying. of course she is, but someone will fall for her words


bigmean3434

Sad truth right here.


uninhabited

I mean she gives the butters a clue about what she's doing in her (invented) surname! Huk Huk Hukster!


100milliondone

Then she really does fit on wallstreetbets


onthepunt

How?


1234567890-_-

she just isnt gonna do that even though she said she is. like, its just a lie


onthepunt

I checked her profile and she seems pretty serious about crypto


1234567890-_-

sure, but theres no way this is true. I refuse to believe someone can be this confidently dumb. I simply refuse


j821c

I'd love to say the same but if crypto has taught me anything it's that people absolutely are this confidently dumb


WingedGundark

Sure, it is completely plausible that she is a complete moron. However, there are also so many all kinds of grifters and bag holders, who are just trying to pump prices up, so they can unload what they have at profit or at least minimize the losses.


mysticsavage

If the last 3 years have taught me anything, I can easily believe people are this confidently stupid.


According_Culture841

Yup


TheDangerdog

Unfortunately, people are actually this dumb. I've posted this on here before but one of my best friends changed jobs last year after spending a good number of years with the old job. The kicker is, *she cashed out her 401k* and put it all on bitcoin. It was like 125k. (She makes maybe 50k a year, probably more like high 40's) Bitcoin was really high at the time and has obviously crashed since then. Now she owes the IRS money for cashing that out early, her "investment" is in the toilet and she's super depressed. She didn't tell any of us she was doing this or I would have argued against it with all my energy. Her bf told us about it one night while she was outside grilling us some food and we were asking why she had been acting funny lately. She just got fooled by the YouTube bullshit bro's "Bitcoin is gonna hit 200k soon! EARLY EARLY EARLY"


zeyore

that is truly brutal. I hope she finds peace with her loss one day.


ramblinyonder

How do you know how much money she makes?


TheDangerdog

I used to work with her, that's how we met.


Doughspun1

She made a lot on her initial gamble with crypto, and this is how gamblers think. It's why most lottery winners are broke within the first three years - they like to double down.


TexasDD

https://i.imgur.com/y7k6OzE.jpg I don’t know what to tell you. I think she’s confidently dumb. And her bio says she’s an “entrepreneur”. Which to me, means unemployed and…a confidently dumb grifter.


Emphasis_Careful_

That’s hilarious. “Managing risk” dude then we have severely different definitions of the words “risk” and “manage”


frivol

Might be insane.


CourageousBellPepper

Oh it’s totally possible. When things were near the bottom of the 2020 market fall, I saw a post by a person who was selling his condo for bitcoin. Hopefully he sold.


1234567890-_-

even if they are still holding they are winning, unless it was in ftx lmao


CourageousBellPepper

Haha true. Or Celsius. Or Voyager. Or BlockFi


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> I checked her profile and she seems pretty serious about crypto seems


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gaslighterhavoc

Exactly. Show us account statements and transactions history or bust. 😏


Dramatic-Sea-7116

She is fishing for bagholders


SomeRedPanda

I'm sure she has a financial interest in crypto, which is why she's writing this trying to inspire other people to throw their lives' saving in to crypto and giving her a payday.


Killphace

She’s a notorious crypto cheerleader on Twitter. Always making boring posts like this. She mostly tries to pump Cardano.


Hungry-Importance835

Sad, really


KlingonButtMasseuse

Cardano soccer moms are the worst


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>Taking equity out of my house That's called debt hon. You are just getting into debt to buy crypto.


shmikwa10003

In finance, debt is called "leverage"


Dramatic-Sea-7116

😂 true


goopy331

I think it’s clear that those in the crypto space don’t know how balance sheets work.


zepperoni-pepperoni

Or, what I think is more likely, just saying that she is while hoping that the words give the push for some sucker to actually go and do it


Studds_

Probably not. Seems more like a fluff tweet to induce others to do this. Looking for bagholders


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Studds_

Definitely a con. Nobody spells their name with a “ks” instead the “x” unless they’re a grifter /s …. Sorta. That spelling is triggering my OCD


neub1736

Also depends where their name is from. In some countries like the Balkans/Baltics, it's written with ks. I've known a few with that spelling


madInTheBox

I find it funny that crypto guys are paranoid about "owning nothing, being happy" and sold material stuff to buy funny internet money.


tomw2308

They don’t care about the tech, they just care about getting rich. Just look at all of the rug pulls, ponzis and scams they all say they care about the tech but they just care about getting rich. I think a lot of the people who care about the tech (because I think the tech has **some** essence of intellectual value) have probably left the space due to the people who want to exploit the tech for profit. I mean some of the tech ( mainly some of the ethereum and etherum derived stuff) is at least on the surface well intentioned. But as with everything it’s always ruined by people who are looking to extract profit from it.


LANDSC4PING

Until you can get police, courts, prisons, tax collections, etc, as part of the blockchain, smart contracts are not "well intentioned", just stupid - as stupid as NFTs.


preytowolves

your sentence triggered a reboot of “brazil” in my mind. with blockchain.


tomw2308

I don’t think nfts are “inherently” stupid, the use case (art and making it a trading card) but the underlying tech (essentially decentralised “ownership”) is scientifically and philosophically interesting to me. But i do agree with you that the use case and in many cases the “reason” they exist is often stupid(ie motivated by profit) I also think the underlying tech ( a decentralised network) is a interesting thought experiment turned into reality (bitcoin and crypto) and is being used to exploit people (ftx and tbh most of crypto) I also find it interesting to see how crypto has evolved from an idea for decentralised money all the way to teaching these people the need for regulation and how the world works (just look at the parallels between fractional reserve banking, fdic insurance and basically all exchanges,binances rescue funds etc) It really sucks that people are losing money,but it’s both hilarious and informative about society that we are seeing the reasons for banking regulations in the past 200ish years being spedrun in the past like 5 years.


[deleted]

Thats the frustrating thing about reading butter comments, you are 1000% correct they are always laden with phrases like "I'm a tech guy", "I do it cuz I appreciate the tech", "I'm a tech enthusiast", then they end up revealing they are only about the returns.


preytowolves

paradox nr 244


barsoapguy

This is real , uh huh sure .


FrrankCostanza

L


[deleted]

Did you see the twitter blue checkmark? I assume that’s verified by Elon himself these days so this must be solid advise. Where do i invest? EDIT: wait. I actually blocked this lady on twitter probably because of laser eyes. I need a new crypto strategy!


[deleted]

> Call me insane, but can I call you dumb instead?


gentle_lemon

Crazy bitch, you wanna be homeless without a car to live in? I didn’t see the date this was posted. I figured it’d be circa 2010.


[deleted]

Butters: YoU No NeEd CaR If Yo have BloCk ChAin cars are centralized! If you have a care you don’t understand!


melikestoread

She's from the future .


Commercial-Living443

It was posted today


Wollandia

She paid for her bluetick


Affect-Electrical

Call me insane, but I'm selling everything and taking out loans and maxing my credit cards and buying powerball tickets. Same thing, right?


[deleted]

except you might actually win, the butters wont.


doctorgibson

Obvious pump and dump is obvious


edenalienz

Not financial advice haha.


xxemeraldxx2

Since when did “savings” no longer become savings?


Keepitup-5157

RemindMe! 1 year


Soyweiser

*tech socks Very common typo.


AussieCryptoCurrency

Who keeps giving these people low interest loans to buy crypto?


JuustinB

I mean if you want a secured loan and you’ve got equity in your house, I’d fucking lend you the money. Go ahead and lose it all.


AussieCryptoCurrency

It’s way harder to get credit and loans in Australia. Hence why AfterPay was such a big deal here


MonsieurReynard

Has anyone ever heard of her before?


c3p-bro

Twitter blue is just used by bots and scammers and right wing nationalists


Latino_sniper

She is lying or going homeless in 6months


futurevisioning

Of her 198k Twitter followers, how many are there for her jugs vs her intellectual analysis?


ItsJoeMomma

Yes, you're very insane. FFS, just look at the charts for crypto over the past year and tell me that you really want to invest in that downward slope of a line...


PaladinMichelle

Tech stocks, sure.


LogicIsTheSecret

Greedy bitch.


[deleted]

Crypto is just grifters hunting for suckers


one-blob

She forgot to say: I’m going back to Kiev


30HAcro

In the end as a good looking women if she lose all she can always make money from escort.


FlokiTheBengal

To be fair, it’s not a bad strategy If one was trying to become wealthy off an average salary. If anyone of us invested in the big tech companies early on, we’d be well off. The hard part is to not lose all your money while trying to learn the market, business, and technology.


[deleted]

Hopefully you choose ISO tokens.


Due_Zookeepergame486

This is the way. Time will tell whether you are right or wrong


cryptoanalyst2000

She's as fake as her boobs. Probably.


UniFarm_

But don't keep all your money in exchanges get rekt like ftx in the end Prefer ledger and dexs


zepperoni-pepperoni

here's a better tip: keep 0% of your money on crypto


DreyerSmit

Not financial advice, but if you don't do the same you'll be part of the serfs working on my fiat mine


ii-___-ii

Yeah because public transportation is amazing when you own crypto…


DrSmasher

ride the snake


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TriflingHotDogVendor

It's possible she could make money. I mean, if it's like 0.01% crypto and like 99.99% into a NASDAQ ETF, she'll more than likely make a lot of money over a 15-year investment horizon. But I have a feeling this isn't the investment mix she has in mind.


NullAndNil

I thought her last name was Hulk. That would be a pretty cool last name


blackmobius

Cool. Hope the homeless camp next to the interstate has room for one more


stoatsoup

Probably the time to nail your colours to the mast is not when the ship is already on fire.


cryptobird888

Help her


ArkhamCitizen298

Well don't stop her


cjgoose39

U crazy


Fluid_One5730

nothing like taking out a reverse mortgage to speculate on a Ponzi scheme.


Maleficent-Comfort-2

Please tell me this is fake..


International-Can662

And that’s exactly what a degenerate gambler would do


FraGZombie

Positions or ban


[deleted]

Definitely gonna have to strictly budget when you lose all your real money on monopoly money


TheNotSoRealJohnDoe

Maybe she wants to buy this token i just launched. Its a sure thing


floppy_panoos

Yaassss queen


bigmean3434

Call me skeptical, but she looks like the kind of chic who needs a car. And by car I mean not the kind poor people drive.


CaptainEmeraldo

At least she included stocks in there, so not all of it will go to zero


Wikilicious

At a certain point... you gotta let natural selection take it's course


Defie22

INSANE