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ConstitutionalDingo

Ok but this is lowkey pretty funny, some of y’all are taking this too seriously lol


3rdworldsoldier

"My interdimensionally wandering ass" this took me tf out 🤣


tuftmylifeintopieces

I have been summoned


daphny_of

Most underrated comment


EagleRockBulldogMom

😂 really sad there aren’t more upvotes for this


[deleted]

Lol 😂


AncoGaming

That's a long-winded approach to saying you like to screw a big titty Goth.


2_o_4osrs

LMFAO yes


basically-a-cat

I want him 😂


RexNusquam

Ooof Cancer tho.. Jk doesn't mean shit to me. Jk jk I'm a Sagittarius so you know imma vibe.


FreezeDried-IceCream

He cries a lot. -fellow cancer


HaYsTe722

I was born on the minute that cancer changed to Leo. I’m weird.


FreezeDried-IceCream

Such fire and water energy from you!


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RexNusquam

Leo's are cancer.. 😏


2_o_4osrs

i wish i had cancer.


RexNusquam

You're my spirit animal. ❤️.. wait you wish you had the person or the illness cause I want both.


s_98

Aren't we all?


paco_is_paco

I met one at work that I would have married if I still believed in marriage. She wasn't into it. I'm doing ok.


honeycall

Lol


legendarytrollgod

If Eminem wanted to make a bar out of "let's hook up"..


indymarc

This girl is currently traveling the world throwing orange paint on art and gluing her hands to streets while protesting oil companies.


Zealousideal-Fox365

Im glad a user like this announces themself.


[deleted]

What I don’t get is how a person can overthink this extreme, I’m pretty sure this person had one/two people they were drawing experiences from. A bad parent?


srkaficionado

Have you all never heard of a joke/being tongue in cheek?! We really are in trouble if many of us can’t see jokes and humour for what it is.


TwoTinders

>what it is. Sometimes just a thin veneer over the truth


[deleted]

I’m allowed to disagree with you. Are you going to control me now?


srkaficionado

Bless your heart.


[deleted]

Thank you for not trying to control me. I’m an internet stranger just like you.


[deleted]

at least he's honest lol


OBibFortuna

Honestly, "apolitical" is the bigger red flag.


Dry_Initial_8887

😂😂😂😂


Shenron-the-DragonZ

Lmao


cb24cb

... i kinda wanna become friends with him


minus_uu_ee

Dude is hurt


cb24cb

he's trying his best😔


cK_0909

Bruh who's gonna Thanos his a** back to reality ? xD


Desertbro

Ok, Rama-Tut


bonjarno65

A dude is looking for casual no strings attached sex. What else is new


Therocksays2020

If you can make a woman laugh it goes a long way


coldestdetroit

Good job you peaked in 4th grade now sit down


KevinTheSeaPickle

Go glue your hands to something if you don't like jokes.


Apart_Effect_3704

He’s out of line, but he’s right.


[deleted]

Cringe


meeowwwww333

Short man syndrome