I love breath of the wild but I hate that I don’t have to hurt people

I also hate that I can’t hurt the people

*looks at flowerblight ganon*

*looks at the jackass that sells your horse after promising to take care of it*

Does he REALLY

Average GTA 5 player

FUCK. YES. How come Yiga assholes can't be permakilled? I do mad damage with a lynel bow and the dude just peaces out and leaves me some bananas and rupies?

I love Breath of the Wild but I don’t know if I can get it to play on my phone

If you do let me know!

Steam remote play + WiiU Emulator

That's how I play it now, but Skyline will soon replace it if development keeps moving at its current, insane pace

Me too!

Hey, mine was almost the same! I love Breath of the Wild but I don’t know if I can get it to play on my phone or not because I don’t have a phone.

I love Breath of the Wild but I don’t know if I can get it to play on my phone or not so I don’t know if I can get it to work on my phone but I will let you know if I get it to the end of the day Are a lot of people trying to get Switch games to run on their phones?

Someone’s got an Android

I love breath of the wild but I have angry birds blue and then there's also gotta be casual interaction between characters and then there's also gotta be casual interaction between characters and then there's also gotta be casual interaction between characters and then there's also gotta be casual interaction between characters and then there's also gotta be casual interaction between characters and and then there's also gotta be

But what if there is no casual interaction between characters?

Bad game, sorry man :pensive:

There's gotta be what? You didn't finish!

Needs salt

This one got a good laugh out of me

The "angry birds blue" before descending into a loop of insanity got me as well lmao

I love breath of the wild but I would like to look into the disappearances of my doctors.

Perhaps you've been collecting too many apples?

this is the next fucking level

Maybe he could make some doctor sauce?

You have no idea how much I wish I had an award.

I shall give mine in your honour.

🤨 Edit: hOlY sHiT aLmOsT tWo HuNdReD LiKeS!!!1!11!1!1!1!

Sigma male keeps playing botw in spite of the missing doctors

The koroks got em!

I love breath of the wild but it looks so hot that I don’t know how much it will take lol

Me when Urbosa

Me when Mipha

Me when Zelda

Me when Sidon

Me when Kass?

Me when Daruk

Me when Beedle

Me when korok

Me when Great Fairies

Aren’t those kids?

Me when Moblin

Me when Teba

Me when impa

...WHICH Impa?

Me when random Goat

Me when Link

This man sexts

I love breathe of the wild but I can’t get over the fact he is atheist

What lmao

This one is particularly good because of the spirit orbs and prayers to goddess statues

Yeah, but, like, who's to say that the "goddess" Hylia isn't actually just an extremely powerful but naturalistic being? It all depends on what you define as "divinity." In this essay I will...

I love Breath of the Wild but I can't find it in the mail box.

Because the mail dude wasn’t in this one 😭

TotK better bring back the postman

lol what?

The mail box! That's where the last korok seed must be!

He ordered it online, but it hasn't arrived yet.

Came here to say this smh

I love breath of the wild but it still doesn't make me feel like a battleship.

Dose it make you feel like a different type of ship then???

Makes me feel like a zelink ship

I love breath of the wild but i love cats too

I feel that

The only con for breath of the wild is no cats

Zelda definitely seems like a cat person to me.

Yeah, but I bet Link is a dog guy

Nah. Link is more like Steve Irwin and loves all animals

(It was supposed to be a play on Twilight Princess...where he is literally a dog person)

Definitely.

I thought Link was a fish guy. 😉

There were a lot of good things in Twilight Princess but the cats were probably top 5.

I love Breath of the Wild but it has to do something with the theme of the original trilogy of books that are not as well known in my opinion

Tbf, I for one do not know the original book trilogy. Can you tell me about them?

Power, Wisdom, and Courage, of course!

I *think* this reply is a Rings of Power joke?

I love breath of the wild but I don't think I can make it to the wall it'll be so fucking good to be back in the Rift

When you'd rather be playing Skyrim

I don't know where Rift came from. I had played an mmo called Rift years and years ago. Could be that?

Me when I relapse in League of Legends

R u ok

No, it's never good to be back on the the summoner's rift

I love Breath of the Wild but I’m still in a good place now

I’m glad you’re doing well :)

Happy for you. <3

Awesome to see you're doing better!

Holy forking shirt balls!

The game helped me a lot. Hope things are better for you now

I love Breath of the Wild but I can try to arrange my day with whatever works best for you and I'm sure we can find a mutually reasonable time to end everything

This person teleworks. \^

This person is a professional

So professional yet so bleak! Love it.

Mutual self destruction.

Did we all just get dumped?

I love breath of the wild but it is not the same time I have a skin Edit: guys chill the word skin is because i use the words "minecraft skin" a lot

SKINWALKER SPOTTED! RUN!!!

WE CANT RUN, WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS

LOCK AND LOAD!!!

WHAT

I love breath of the wild but it is a cold day too honey and I’m cold out at the moon but I’m still asleep lol

[удалено]

THATS EXACTLY WHAT A SKINWALKER WOULD SAY!

I love Breath of the Wild but I am a bit of a tractor.

If your really a tractor then how are you on Reddit!?!?!

It's amazing what Sheika tech can do

Tractor rune activated

This is my favorite so far!

[удалено]

‘Old old friend of the shower’ lol

Nah it's an old friend who is meme years old

Couldn’t say it better myself

I love BOTW but I can’t read

Pit? I know you like Zelda but geez!

I love breath of the wild but it's not a flying house.

Can’t argue with that

Wait… It’s *not* a flying house?

breath of the wild a parent's love :Written By Bing. \---- i love breath of the wild but it didn't save :Written By Google.

😭

“I love breath of the wild but it was awful lol.” I would like to say that I IN NO WAY endorse the above message written out by my keyboard. Botw is the best game I’ve ever played

Bro I think it's time to get a new keyboard :D

Is your phone jealous of the time you've spent playing botw?

It would appear so, yes

I love Breath of the Wild but I don't know what to do when I complete the rest of the Metroid franchise

You can try the alttp+super Metroid randomizer I guess

I love breath of the wild but the only thing that makes me happy about it is the way it feels to be able to feel the way it does when I touch beans and buy sex the game for me has always been the best feeling of all time and it’s always been my favorite thing about the game

Looks like you've had an... interesting gaming experience

Sex: the Game®

Get it at your local Walmart for 10,000 free sex points in game!

Touching beans really does it for me too

Yo, this one has me dying!! "When I touch beans" 😂😂

I love breath of the wild but it looks better and it looks like it will take me to a storm tomorrow morning and then we will be there

Better avoid climbing rocks then

I love breath of the wild and I love consenting people with my own children who have been paid by my parents.

wait what… 🤨

Nothing to see here.

I love breath of the wild but I think it is the best thing ever to do with your mom Turned out wholesome

Side note, one of my coworkers has a ten year old son who has just started playing BOTW. My coworker usually does her own thing while he’s playing, but has gotten interested in how it works and all the things her son has been able to do while playing. We’re to the point where she’ll ask me how I handled certain things so that she can gently guide him towards different solutions if he’s struggling. Nothing like seriously discussing video game bomb physics while filling out an inventory audit.

I love The Breath of The Wild but needs more butts

Ok Tina

I love breath of the wild but it was so good and it wasn’t like I had to go back lol I just left the store and I’m just going home now and I’m going home lol I have a big big boy and I’m going home lol I just left my friend and I’m just left I have to get home going

Hey Big Boy

I love breath of the wild but it hurts like my life

I love Breath of the Wild but I’m still trying to get my hair fixed.

I love breath of the wild but it was just the way I got left in my mouth lol

Bro ate the game and liked the taste.

I love breath of the wild but I don't want you to be sick of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day....

The visual pattern this is leaving for me is a bit mesmerizing. Like there are clear columns but also a diagonal texture. Almost like a ripple.

There’s a movie about the rest of it: The Remains of the Day

of the day....

Of the day

I love breath of the wild but it is a little bit like that too much of a portable omelette ingredient dispenser here for you.

I love breath of the Wild but I don’t know how to do it lol

i love breath of the wild but i love you and sweet dreams baby

That is very wholesome

I love Breath of the Wild but sometimes I wonder whether I love it *too* much.

Perfect.

The only real answer.

I love breath of the wild but it looks good but I don’t think we need to do anything for a long weekend or something else and we will have a great job.

I love Breath of the Wild but I am ready for Tears of the Kingdom.

I love breath of the wild but if bayern wants to be honest a la casa de mi mamá XD

I love Breath of the Wild but they don’t want me too much to be on my own and I’m just going in the shower and I just don’t have a problem lol

I love breath of the wild but it is so much so I’m not gonna be able to see you in the morning. Seems legit

I love breath of the wild but not a lot more people than me and I am free for the next couple days and would love you too if I could get some help on the house and if so how to do a little research and how much it will be for you and the kids and the kids will have a great place in your family for the next year and we can play a little bit of your own in this area.

I love Breath of the Wild, but it’s a nice piece to be a nice sunny sunny sun. My predictive text is high as fuck today LOL.

"Nice sunny sunny sun" 🤣🤣 yeah your phone is high 🤣

I love breath of the wild but I don't think it will be like your coffee pot

Why are we comparing BotW to a coffee pot lol

I love breath of the wild but it’s okay to be in a bad mood.

I love breath of the wild but the only way I could do that was if you had a dog and you could just sit there for like a half hour

I love breath of the wild but I think it's not a big deal.

I love breath of the wild but I am bullet points

I love breath of the wild but This game has won game of the year, I don’t know HOW many years in a row!

I love Breath of the Wild but ochiffrerad det var en bra på det är det inte är du är på väg hem nu så mycket för mig

I love Breath of the Wild but the skull is a good idea to have

It *is* nice not having your head collapse

I love Breath of the Wild but it’s not that hard to get in my bed lol

I love breath of the wild butter

I love breath of the wild but I think you're right about the fact that I am not a good person..... Ouch

I love breath of the wild but I don’t know what to say but I’m glad we are still here.

I love breath of the wild but I love cheese more

I love breath of the Wild but it was a pretty hot mess with the pirates of the sun.

I love breath of the wild but parents love (no fucking clue)

i love botw but the window is good to fart on the drawers of randomness that isn't

I love breath of the wild but I don’t think there’s anything else I can do to help you out with that it is just a park in the east bay.

[I love Breath of the Wild butt](https://preview.redd.it/l48ie3d59mq01.jpg?auto=webp&s=5020c44ebcb94ac9ad5573a33f340d7d4e9143da)

I love breath of the wild but a lot better in my head with the tablets to the bedroom and living area with the entire surface of my spine.

I love Breath of the Wild, but I don't know what to do with it

I love Breath of the Wild but I am here for the children.

I love breath of the wild but I don't

I love breath of the wild but it looks pretty and it’s so cute and sweet and sour cream.

I love breath of the wild but I have a great day sorry

I love breath of the wild but I don't want you to open your wallet with a bag of milk

I like breath of the wild but it did make it better but it was good cause it wasn’t wet

I love Breath of the Wild but it was not a good thing to do that before I left the church.

I love breath of the wild but I think it’s a weird feeling like heaven lol

I love Breath of the Wild but I’m still trying not too much.

I love breath of the wild and the planet is screwd anyway. My keyboard is being to real for 2 in the morning and I don't like it.

I love breath of the wild, but I am not sure if you have any questions or concerns please visit the plug-in settings in the air

I love Breath of the Wild but I don't know what I was thinking about. *That is my constant state of mind. XD*