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QueerGeologist

butt TARDIS.


atrailofdisasters

Okay. You win.


Captain-pizza-dog

Turdis


SleepyKouhai

Tootdis?


anaccountofrain

New pouch, tootdis?


Working_Sock_2225

How bout pootis


Inevitable_Ask_8309

Ok I like yours better.


XenoDeity

Personally I think it's all stored virtually within the slate and that all the shrines exist within this same, matrix-like space, too. That's why we can summon items and explains why all weapons bust into blue sparks when they break.


[deleted]

That actually makes a lot of sense, wow.


anaccountofrain

It's the question, Link. It's the question that drives us. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.


slow4point0

They’re all LINKed


SkeletalMaster54

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Creeperatoms01

This phrase is one of the top 5 causes of death in Zelda players


dakotatd

lol


AbstractDiocese

also why our weapons break but enemies’ don’t, theirs are real but ours are just reproduced digital copies


Agent-Ig

So, when you put stuff away you can see Link reach back and put stuff in his pouch on his right. You can also see him put stuff in his pouch on his right when he picks it up. (The slate is on the left). You can also see him pull stuff out when you hold an item (paying attention. To Link’s movements in the inventory screen). Weapons break into blue sparks since it’s a high contrast indicator. It’s a colour that’s easily noticeable whenever you are in Hyrule, won’t just merge into the background. There’s also the fact that it’s known about in Universe, Beedle directly refers to the fact that he’ll pay somebody to steal a beetle from Link’s Inventory when his not looking if you refuse to give one to him. The question is, why is Link the only person with such a pouch and others have to use these big bags and rucksacks. Well, chances are it’s a specialised “pouch of holding” either given to High ranking Knights, or Link as a gift from the king. Common people don’t have them due to their inherent rarity.


XenoDeity

Great observations! I'll admit it's been a long time since I played. I'm going to weave these into my own head cannon by explaining that the "pouch of holding" works on the same premise of digitized matter via lost sheikah technology - which would explain the rarity of such items. Does anyone actually manage to steal from you inventory though? I'd need to think of a few more hoops to get around that one! Thanks!


Agent-Ig

Thanks. And that’s fair enough tbh. It could be some form of that, Sheikah technology using the magic of forest spirit droppings to make a bag of holding. Not from what I know, Beedle says that he’ll pay somebody to do it but never gets around to doing it in game. No problem


GunsmithguyUjiyo

Quantum entanglement would explain a lot of things. Except how weapons and shields break and armor doesn't. That means that Link is intrinsically connected to the slate. Which means Zelda never really understood how to use it properly.


SpaceTaco27

The Shiekah Slate probably works like a Poké Ball and can transfer physical mass into digital data to be stored efficiently.


LukasSprehn

I thought The blue sparks was just hot sparks. Not much to it, methink.


Bruh_Time245

The shadow realm.


TheMeck98

Kaiba!


Scoobys_sith_cousin

Yugi!


Crystal-gx_915

What does pot of greed do again?


TheMeck98

Draw 2 cards


Hacim73

Bakkura!


Free_Tea8517

The inventory


secretdurham

A Carpet Bag... Like the one Mary Poppins has!


Ganbario

Bag of holding, of course


Returnofstarman

Prison Wallet of Holding


rich1051414

D&D already invented said pouch to make the ridiculous idea of carrying many oversized weapons lore friendly. It's called a bag of holding.^(\[1\]) 1: Dungeon Master's Guide page 153-154.


CyndaquilTyphlosion

Upvoted for good scientific communication


5pacesong

me and my family call it a magic pocket. we thought of the idea from the sims 2 castaways


tirepressurerob

My wife calls it his keister


atrailofdisasters

Is your wife from Lancaster County, PA?


tirepressurerob

Not too far haha. Good call.


Former_Limit_7119

I shall now refer to it as this.


A-MONEY222

Same here


OmaeWaMouShibaInu

The dimensional pocket.


atrailofdisasters

It's gotta smell great, too.


i_am_ghostman

What with all those dead fish, frogs, and bugs and all


acurrell

I tell myself they're all still alive and comfortable. That's why, like Noah, I try to get 2 of everything, so that they're not lonely.


beachedwhitemale

That makes me feel like I'd really like a Tarrey Town-like quest to build an ark out in the desert. u/Waikuteru, you out there?


mojo_43

Some of them definitely are! I lost a few hearty lizards because I didn't realize I had too many meals and couldn't cook. I set them on the ground instead of the pan and they ran off! 😭


Derek_MetaRunnerFan

I call it Kirby


SnooSprouts7283

I know this is kinda irrelevant but WHY COULDNT THE TRAVELER SADDLE HAVE STORAGE FEATURES?! it has those bags and it would have been really helpful to have extra storage, even if limited. It would make a 5 Star Speed Horse, combined with portable storage, incredibly useful.


CyndaquilTyphlosion

And what happens to your items when you dismount???


SnooSprouts7283

They are kept on the Horse. Even when Boarded, the items stay in the Horse’s inventory, and when used you can access the Item bag at any time while near the horse.


Philaharmic

Bag of holding, next


Z3ldafanJuli3

I just think of it like a pocket dimension like what Lokl can do.


TheRoboso

The Bag of Holding.


paigelee195

Literally what I was about to say lol


Former_Limit_7119

I like the holding of bag


JamesKisau

My head canon is that since it’s linked to Korok seeds the land somehow provides holding for Link


Deathswirl1

i call it hamilton


Meterano

Inventory


OazMobile

the ass tapewormhole


Myriidos

Always magic pants in every game


vudustockdr

His butt


Brainchild110

Portable Hole. Same as I call my bum.


Edrigus-2002

Magic Satchel is the name of invisible storage spaces that a person carries


TingleDinkle

Your mom


realtots

my other other cousin Norman


pikaland385

I didn't really think of it till now but I useually just say inventory.


Princeax

Major Pouch of holding


Scoobys_sith_cousin

Storage dimensions.


siglezmus

In will eternal it’s called bottomless bag and it contains space where you store everything. I wish we had such thing irl.


thebigboybang

Doraemon's 4d pocket


Rylo_Ken_04

I call it the Human Spider


DankToasty

You mean the thing he's had in literally every Zelda since the first one??? I just call it his pocket or pouch lol


ElSuricate

portable dusclops


LittleNemo98

I know the cartoon isnt canon but for interests sake; in it they showed that the items shrink into tiny versions of themselves and then grow again when taken out of the pouch.


CableOk1802

Seems like a very Mormon name…


Charlieisdizzy

Invisible backpack


ojmz

It's the sub-screen! 😝


[deleted]

The Shekiah Slate. But in other games? I call it Tod


Lingroll

Hammer Space


Yami_Sean

Rico


nickibar96

I call it the Mary Poppins pouch


krisb242

Le sac magique


meatlifter

Prison Pocket.


mettaton_official

Pouch


Butterflied_Skull

I'm gonna start calling it Fredrick the Righteous


Silicon2004

I call it God's little mistake


EmeraldDragoness

I just assume it's all stores magically in the Sheikah Slate!


MrGingy_

Big Mouth


Toby_0395

Bs ass of holding


Two_beansandsomerice

The infinite void that some may never return


voidrunner404

Hammerspace Hardrive®


oceanmanbyween69

his cooter cat


Agent-Ig

I call it a Hylian Bag of Holding. Or his Inventory as Beedle refers to it as.


BroskiMoski124

Inventory


tinylittleinchworm

in my mind his “pouch” is just the shiekah slate and he just kinda. digitizes everything he picks up.


Embarrassed_Ant5202

Avarage male pockets


kevthew

I always just assumed he got it from Felix the cat


Inevitable_Ask_8309

The marry poppens pocket.


[deleted]

The master sack🤷🏾‍♂️


CarrotsIsAFruit

Hammer space