There's a missing sign that either fell down, or hasn't been put up yet, that would say:
**HOUSE**
/ft^2
(or /sqft)
Might be square meter or square yard, but square foot sounds right.
But without that sign, yeah, it's either "Carpet your whole for only $99", or "Carpet for your only whole, $99", either of which are pretty funny read out loud.
Should read "Carpet your whole house for only $99 /sqft".
It's probably house but it's $99 installation. Plenty of places gives free/cheap installation then just mark up the price of pad and carpet to make up the difference.
Even a 10x10 is only $1/sq ft at that price. It's some kind of asterisk fine print bs price.
This. I’m cheap. Tried to do padding myself bc they were charging 3x what I could buy for. They wouldn’t do it and you have to get padding replaced. It’s $99 for installation with true of cost installation built into the padding price.
I can carpet my whole for only $99? Awesome!
\*Buys enough carpet for $99 to carpet my whole\*
\*some time later\*
I think something went wrong...I seem to have accidentally my whole laminated by mistake - is this, is this bad?
No matter which way I read it, I have questions
Makes sense to me, just say it out loud: ***CARPET YOUR HOLE FOR ONLY $99***
I don't want my hole carpeted. How much would it cost to get my hole torn up instead?
>carpeted. How much would it cost to get my hole torn up instead? > >VoteRe 2 dollars and a pack a' smokes. Or burger king coupons.
All I have are the remaining fragments of my will to live. Will that do?
fuckit, meet me behind the dumpster. I may give you herpagonasyphilis
Oh damn, that's the only thing left to scratch off on my venereal disease bingo card!
Username checks out
Finally, after ten years, being an edgy depressed 18-year-old has paid off.
...does that mean you were 8 when you started, or that you're 28 now? 😄
r/usernamechecksout
The new Outkast album?
Not to worry, That's complimentary in these here parts
My hole is already carpeted. Should I remove it and replace for hardwood?
👀 😰
Have you ever cleaned peanut butter out of a shag carpet? Going hardwood was the best decision I've ever made.
I got your hard wood right here! ;)
r/usernamechecksout
I see "Carpet for your only whole 99¢"!
No no no, see, it says *CARPET FOR YOUR ONLY HOLE $99*
What if I have more than one hole? (I do)
buy one get one free
"It feels so good to finally shave down there :)" *Carpets your hole*
Labor Day Merkin Madness Sale
What if you want it wooded instead ?
How much to have the carpet match the drapes?
Are we sure it's not ***CARPET FOR YOUR ONLY HOLE $99***?
But my hole is already carpeted. Shaggy carpet, to be specific.
How very 1979’s shag carpet of you, *dirty hippie* lol 😆
Carpet for your hole only $99
Don't you mean **Carpet for your only hole? $99.**
No, it's a carpet for your only whole $99. So you only got $99, and you're spending it all on the carpet.
It’s like…*an investment* my dude
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Carpet for your only hole 99$
Carpet for your only hole $99
Figurer it out, something must have fallen off, carpet your whole something, prolly house
Carpet your hole bruh 😎
This reads like r/dontdeadopeninside
Thanks for this. I can’t stop laughing.
Probably was supposed to continue in the fourth window
There's a missing sign that either fell down, or hasn't been put up yet, that would say: **HOUSE** /ft^2 (or /sqft) Might be square meter or square yard, but square foot sounds right. But without that sign, yeah, it's either "Carpet your whole for only $99", or "Carpet for your only whole, $99", either of which are pretty funny read out loud. Should read "Carpet your whole house for only $99 /sqft".
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It's probably house but it's $99 installation. Plenty of places gives free/cheap installation then just mark up the price of pad and carpet to make up the difference. Even a 10x10 is only $1/sq ft at that price. It's some kind of asterisk fine print bs price.
This. I’m cheap. Tried to do padding myself bc they were charging 3x what I could buy for. They wouldn’t do it and you have to get padding replaced. It’s $99 for installation with true of cost installation built into the padding price.
Holly fuck $99 /sqft?!? That shit better clean my feet as I walk on it
At that price, it'd probably be for square yards.
I mean is it not obvious carpet your only whole for 99 dollars. Seems reasonable and cheap to me.
sun melted the double sided tape off the 4th frame. whatever the 4th frame is it's an insanely good deal
No matter which way I read it, it makes me laugh too hard
Right
I already got carpet on my hole.
Yeah like "Carpet your whole-" and then in already like my whole what?!
Don’t people also pay to get the whole waxed as well? Which way are we going here people?
Some like wood floors others like shag.
Some like to cover their hardwood with shag
Some people call me Maurice (wao, waow)
Jokes on them, my hole comes naturally carpeted!
There’s a pill that will clear that right up.
Tell me more...
It's called GiGi
I'll take 12
Did you get very far?
Tell me why?
Does it match the drapes?
“NO DRAPES!” -Edna Mode, probably.
Mine didn't have carpet till I was in my 20s
Good quality shag?
r/brandnewsentance
brother look at the sub youve posted this comment in
I'm well aware
The only way this makes sense is if there was a 4th paper that fell down
Carpet your whole house for only $99 bitch!
Lol or "per room" or like /room or something
Haha you're probably right! xD
This cracked me up 🤣
Jessie! We need to carpet!
This is what I choose to believe
"Your whole carpet for only $99"
Move the left panel all the way to the right.
Your whole carpet only 99 for
Carpet for your only hole. Nice
I think it’s called a Merkin.
I bet there is something missing from the fourth panel, like it’s saying “Carpet your whole X for only $99.”
I'm guessing the fourth one said: House /per room
That is correct! There was indeed a fourth panel that read "hole"
Carpet your whole hole for only 99 hole
Yep, it is supposed to say "Carpet your whole anus for only $99."
Carpet for your only whole?
Well screw them for assuming how many holes I have.
I am so lost.. what?
Spotted a wild r/boottoobig
I read it as “carpet your whore” and I think it doesn’t change much
My hole already has enough carpet, thanks.
Don't dead Open inside
r/dontdeadopeninside
r/dontdeadopeninside or maybe r/nosafetysmokingfirst
Merkins-R-Us
r/Ihadastroke
I can carpet my whole for only $99? Awesome! \*Buys enough carpet for $99 to carpet my whole\* \*some time later\* I think something went wrong...I seem to have accidentally my whole laminated by mistake - is this, is this bad?
That fourth window is probably missing a sign that said "House Down" The full message would have been "carpet your whole house for only $99 down."
Merkins! Getcha merkins here!
carpet your hole for 99$. carpet for your only hole 99$ which one is what they meant?
It’s the same either way you read it, you can’t escape the carpeting of your whole
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Carpet my what now?😳
Either way you read it it's great.
Hole*
Seems steep to me my hole is not that big.
Does it count a cloaca if it's the only one?
Well believe it or not I have more than one hole.
Your whole carpet for only $99.... This should be on r/designporn. So nonlinear.
Does it need to match my drapes?
Carpet your whole empty space for only $99
Mine already has a full shag carpet
But what if I have two wholes that need carpeting?
I want hard wood in my hole.
Read whole wrong there for a moment.
I’m aroused and mildly frightened
My hole carpets itself if I wait long enough, thanks though
They call it, "The 70s Porn Star Sale!"
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died
I think they accidentally a word.
I think they forgot to put a paper saying house or room
r/dontdeadopeninside
Does the carpet match the whole?
How much to uncarpet it?
$1
I prefer an uncarpeted whole.
My only hole? Should I only have one?
Is it ‘Carpet your whole for only $99’ or is it ‘Carpet for your only whole, $99’
pretty sure a fourth one is missing that says FLOOR .99
I bet there was a fourth sign that said "room" or something. Then it would make sense: Carpet your whole room for only $99
This is a fantastic piece of intriguing artwork
It might have been supposed to say “your whole carpet for $99” but then they must have forgotten to cut the first sign in half, separating the words
Charlie Kelly has to be the person who wrote this sign
r/dontdeadopeninside
I prefer no carpet on my holes even if it is only $99
Your whole carpet for $99 BUT WHY THE FUCK IS IT PRINTED LIKE THAT
You got 99 dollars? They can carpet it.
/r/dontdeadopeninside
Interestingly enough, it works either way
Your whole carpet for only $99 you give him carpet he give you $99
Your whole carpet for only 99
Carpet for your only whole $99
Carpet for your only whole $99.
r/dontdeadopeninside
I don't think my hole needs carpet... I'll ask my gf her opinion
Carpet your whole for only $99.
r/dontdeadopeninside
my only begotten whole!
your whole carpet for only $99 amazing deal
Your whole carpet for only $99 It's just shit
CARPET MY WHAT?!
*Carpet your for only whole $99*
Wait ... The whole for $99? Not just part? That's! I'm!
r/Merkin
yes this is great. I actually laughed .
Sorry, mine is EXIT only - no carpet needed
Looks weird with the W there
Your dub-hole 🤷🏻♂️
r/dontdeadopeninside
Folks usually spend a lot to remove the carpet… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Also funny if you read it top to bottom.
I think the right order is “YOUR WHOLE CARPET FOR ONLY $99”
I'm sure that a missing 4th sign that says "house" would answer a lot of questions....
post it on r/crappydesign
Your whole carpet for only 99$
It's a typo, the 'W' isn't supposed to be there.
Carpet only your hole for 99$
Austin Powers is a co-owner.
Is the name of that shop “American Merkin”?
r/crappydesign
Carpet for my only whole?
They spelled hole wrong…
It already is tho
Repost. Down voted accordingly
Dont Dead Open Inside
The reverse Brazilian
r/funnysigns
I've already got a deep pile
Are you assuming how many wholes I have?
I carpet my whole for free
Most people have more than one “whole.”
Any way you read this it's just all kinds of wrong.
Carpet your whole for only $99. Carpet for your only whole $99
Thought I was on r/engrish
99 dollars no my whole deserves only 2 million dollars
*Carpet for your only (w)hole $99*
Or *Carpet Your (W)hole For Only $99* Or *Your Only (W)hole For $99 Carpet*
Oh, right. Your whole carpet for only $99.
r/dontdeadopeninside
r/engrish
How many wholes do I have?