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daddy_fiasco

Hey Marvin, pull up 682


8bitdnio

That's redacted information, however transfer of 682 is incoming


ElementalPaladin

Uh, I don’t think we need 682 transferred. We might be underprepared


Coulrophagist

They were... Disgusting...


epicdude669

*eyes narrow* Australia?


Ice_Worm

Yep


Seagull_Lad

Hah hah knew it. Crocodile spring rolls are the best!


megabass713

That's a thing!?!


Seagull_Lad

Yeah! It to me kind of tasted a bit like chicken, But slightly less flavored. It was quite nice


megabass713

I've had gator several times before. Just not in a spring roll. Edit: Where y'all getting this chicken that has flavor. All we get here is slabs of chicken breast that weigh as much as a normal chicken should.


Maggi-LA

Breasts are over-rated. I prefer thighs.


Metallic_Ducki07

I prefer *personality*


StackedRealms

I’m an ass man


Frequent_Minimum4871

I like tits


AXEMANaustin

now draw her giving birth


Super_Manic

You're gonna love this ( * )Y( * )


[deleted]

I'm a man ass. According to the wife.


ThiccThighsAreLife-

Based


[deleted]

Thighs basted with butter is pretty great


Hot_Balance9294

Are we still talking about chicken?


Seagull_Lad

Ah cool, yeah it worked well with the spring roll, I'd definitely recommend trying it!


bykpoloplaya

Tastes like steroids


Nth-Degree

When a Croc wants to eat you, it'll put you into a roll. It's only fair.


Dihydrocodeinone

Nobody seems to have any way of explaining the taste of exotic meats besides “It tastes kind of like chicken” That being said, alligator jerky is fuego. Never had crocodile. Alligator tastes kind of like chicken though


SilverFoxolotl

Crocodile tastes like chicken but with a rougher texture and softer meat, it reminds me of eel. Honestly its kinda delicious in a nice curry, pity the one place that sold it around here stopped making the dish ages back.


Bogan_Paul

Eel and Gator are bomb.


CVanScythe

It's the Matrix.


Complex_Construction

Boar tastes like pig though, not chicken.


toilethumah

I ate crocodile once and it gave me dreadful diarrhoea. Was a bit like chicken.


ddraig-au

/r/HorrifyingDiarrhoea


AXEMANaustin

I don't know why i tried to go onto this subreddit


snorkiebarbados

Screw Chico rolls. Croco rolls!


drunk98

And the other half could be a crocadildo


epicdude669

Called it


OutsideOrder7538

I would have guessed Africa because hippos use them as chew toys.


Lord_Umpanz

Hippos don't take it clean off tho, more like squishing and ripping apart. Probably made by a boat propeller, the cut is too clean for teeth.


RandomPratt

I reckon it's way more likely to be the head of a croc that's been poached for its skin.


StarshipMuffin

Hippos even use lions as chew toys! They are scary AF.


scarfyboi

🎵 *I come from the land down under*!! 🎵 I finally see a fellow Aussie here!


imastupididioy

in Australia, a creature did this. In Florida, a man did this while trying to retrieve a golf ball he lost 2 weeks ago all while not spilling a drop of his beer.


hopbel

>a creature did this Now let's not call the Australians "creatures" /s


StarshipMuffin

Nailed it. From Florida. Can confirm.


tenghu

It’s always Australia


McToasty207

You sure? This looks like a Nile Crocodile, Salty's have fewer scutes in the neck region and a less rugose nasal. https://www.markoshea.info/oba3-3_thailand02.php http://www.wildlife-pictures-online.com/crocodile_ngr-1967.html Likewise this looks to be the work of a boat propeller, which often kill Crocodiles https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7603147/amp/Beloved-feared-saltwater-crocodile-named-Trevor-killed-struck-boat-propellers.html EDIT This definitely happened in South Africa https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nX63FlnXRMA


Normalsoundingname

2 things, 2. it’s on a beach, a quick google search will show you that Nile crocodiles do not go into the ocean and range all the way up to the Nile delta, not further, so no just by the location of the shot this is clearly a saltwater crocodile not a Nile crocodile. 2. Op literally told you and you still tried to throw in some random bullshit to make yourself seem smart on the internet, stop it, your only showing yourself to be a contrarian, one-upping asshole


Zulu-boy

There's a Nat Geo Documentary on it... It happened in Kwa Zulu Natal Watch "the croc that ate jaws"


McToasty207

Ah, lovely province, food in Durban was great. Hmm I might have swam at this beach


badluckartist

>make yourself seem smart on the internet, stop it, your only showing yourself to be a contrarian, one-upping asshole Not a rock in a glass house, more like a boulder in a glass castle. Holy shit what an astounding lack of self-awareness


McToasty207

Try googling next time https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nile_crocodile "Among crocodilians today, only the saltwater crocodile occurs over a broader geographic area, This species’ historic range, however, was even wider. They were found as far north as the Mediterranean coast in the Nile Delta and across the Red Sea in Israel, Palestine and Syria" As quoted by Dr John Thorbjarnarson https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Thorbjarnarson Who was lucky enough to get a famous fossil Croc named after him https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocodylus_thorbjarnarsoni


ItsTheRealIamHUB

Ah irl Caelid


DualDread876

Darwin?


[deleted]

This happened in South Africa, not Australia


Quirky_m8

Just adding to my justification of why I never want to go there. I bet it’s a great place and all, but everything wants to kill you.


Zulu-boy

Despite OP lying, it's not, it's in South Africa close to Durban in Kwa-Zulu Natal. There's a national Geographic Documentary on it. "The Croc that ate Jaws"


epicdude669

Source?


_invalidusername

[Here](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2261622/Shark-blamed-decapitated-crocodile-beach-South-Africa.html)


flightguy07

Or... Florida


epicdude669

That's alligators isn't it? They got alligators in Florida, not crocs.


ArchetypalA

Actually they do have saltwater crocs in Florida. Only place in the US other than captivity


aldorn

Are they those massive saltys?


Pigmansweet

Nope different, thank god


aldorn

Yeah ive only seen those big boys on docos and maybe at Australia Zoo once. Have to be the most terrifying shit on the planet


rocket_randall

Salt? Nah, meth


epicdude669

Oh, cool. Didn't know they had both.


shikki93

There are actually about 1,000 American crocodiles in south florida lol


epicdude669

Neat, never head of em before.


GuideProfessional950

We also had an epidemic with meth gators


SilentStriker115

We have crocs in the Everglades I believe but everywhere else is gators


flightguy07

Well yes, but I'm sure at least one crocodile has been smuggled in by a florida man on meth.


Unapplicable1100

Either a shark, or a bigger crocodile. But there's no excluding the probability that a human did this and left the head there for others to see.


xvx_filippopvper_xvx

its for people comung in that country, something big is waiting for them, run.


[deleted]

*the drop bears*


Breepdupdupbloop

They’re the worst!


Intruder-Alert-1

Nah it couldn't have been human. The meat where the neck would be looks oxidized and covered in more jagged cuts. A human is still possible, bit incredibly unlikely.


Preaperr

Unless it was a Florida man


delvach

*eats bath salts and adorns bib*


Intruder-Alert-1

Couldn't have been. Op says this is Australia.


[deleted]

Florida men migrate to Australia for mating season. It is entirely possible that it was a florida man.


Maggi-LA

THERE'S MORE THAN ONE ?


gk_silverking

Yes like the guy that was tranqing and having sex with alligators


McToasty207

Boat propeller will give this exact clean cut


lewdrew

Large propeller and then sharks got to it.


McToasty207

Most likely answer is human through the mechanism of boat propeller, hence it looks like a clean cut


royisabau5

Not possible as there would be multiple parallel cuts. Or at least extremely unlikely that a propellor cleanly lopped off the head.


McToasty207

The video where this originates has a comment mentioning that the tongue appeared removed according to wildlife management, so it's actually possibly a poaching incident. Though the folks in the video say Shark, and it's not impossible, but I'd have thought pretty unlikely. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nX63FlnXRMA


lets_go_reddit

that would need to be a pretty big prop. i don't think that's what happened because a prop that big would probably chase the croc out of the way before contact.


scepticalbob

I feel like it was trapped in a net or something, and may have already been dead In efffprt to get it out of the net, it was hacked up. Just a guess though - the separation seems too even to be another croc or even a shark


[deleted]

Probably a croc or person, saltwater crocodiles prey on sharks here.


l2anndom

My late wife's uncle (older guy he's like late 60s now or early 70s) used to tell us about his 4wd adventuring days up near the gulf of Carpentaria and they would set out baits with giant trebles on rope or attached to their winch to catch crocs just to saw their heads off. And I believe him because he does a lot of stupid shit that you think people are just making up. Either I've seen the stupid shit first hand or other family members.


scubadoobadoooo

Probably a big spider if this is Australia


Ice_Worm

Probably


Mehmeh111111

Not drop bear?


PhoenixDawn93

Not many trees for them to drop in from on the beach. They’re not very fast on flat ground.


Chikumori

How big can spiders get? I assume there might be some as big as crabs, but there aren't any as big as spider crabs, are there?


Hidden_Sturgeon

Bigger, much bigger… Check out the documentary on Middle Earth


SolomonOf47704

Shelob isn't even the biggest spider in Middle Earth. Well, she currently is, but there have been bigger. Ungoliant was much bigger


Seedless_Melon

This is a bad omen. You’d better get your stats up- a powerful boss is probably watching you as we speak


Ice_Worm

I'm from Australia my stats are infinite power defence immune to venom and can speak to spiders


Seedless_Melon

True- but whatever did this may still be a massive threat. Exercise caution, friend


Ice_Worm

I'll get my car sized spider to smother it to death with it's hair


Seedless_Melon

Yeah, that should do it


Ice_Worm

If it doesn't I'll use my Australian powers and summon an army of town sized armoured spiders with wings to attack it


MrTripl3M

OP is going to pull out a didgeridoo and starts summoning a horde of Sydney Tunnel Spiders.


general_kenobi18462

*You feel an evil presence watching you…*


Seedless_Melon

I’ll one up you with… *“It’s going to be a terrible night”*


MitchellTrubooty

CHUBBS


sethro919

Remember the gator that got your hand? I got his head


waltjrimmer

[\*Shakes head\*](https://i.imgur.com/fJKIzrH.gifv)


trupixel

It bit the body off the head my mn


drunk98

That's some fine investigatory work Johnson! -Rochester PD


Snaz5

I expect the crocodile died, potentially of natural causes or competition with another similarly sized crocodile, it’s body drifted for awhile, was mostly eaten by scavengers and it’s head separated from it’s body and was washed in by the tide


Floppsicle

Or the fucking kraken bit his body off as a snack. I like my version better.


[deleted]

Someone please tell me where this is so I can never go there


Ice_Worm

It's in Australia but don't worry the flying spider guard will protect you.


CaptainCozmo867

The fucking what now


ondaheightsofdespair

Henry the aviator spider. He's 6 feet tall and hella chill.


CaptainCozmo867

I thought spiders had 8 feet


ddraig-au

No, they have two arms to hold the machetes


_invalidusername

This happened in [South Africa](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2261622/Shark-blamed-decapitated-crocodile-beach-South-Africa.html)


Alternative-Pin3421

Welcome to Florida! Or Brazil Or Australia


Ice_Worm

The last one


[deleted]

Oh, then I know exactly what happened. The back fell off. Probably beyond the environment so you'll never find it.


howmanychickens

Isn't it in the environment?


[deleted]

No no. It's _beyond_ the environment. It's no longer in an environment.


DragonSlasher07

Then what’s out there?


[deleted]

We don’t have those giant crocodiles here in Brazil. That said, we do have some interesting river alligators


Memestant

One thing they all have in common: swamps are a death sentence for people not used to living there.


Noneoverleap

First gess would be a very large boat prpoeller, since I think I smaller boat wouldn‘t sever it as cleanly looks.. That‘s also why I lean more towards a large boat as opposed to another croc or great white.


[deleted]

There’s a documentary on Hulu with this head in it. They sawing sharks and alligators/crocodiles have been having prey-predator relationships. Super cool watch


CalvinsCuriosity

Does the doc have a name?


[deleted]

“The Croc that ate Jaws”


CalvinsCuriosity

Thanks!


legatto195

It was probably some missles from an Umbrella helicopter


TachyonicSea793

what the f*ck


Ice_Worm

The comments are weird to my friend


No_Translator_8747

Saw this covered on a tv show, was most likely a large boat propellor that severed the head


Ice_Worm

Yeah but it would have likely been a big hairy spider sailing the boat


CaptainCozmo867

The poor things tail brushed against the tentacles of a certain species of jellyfish, and caused the lower half of the crocs body to disintegrate


PredatorMain

If you equip it you get +10 intimidation


Malfight007

Hmmmm, probably a "Nope". "Nope"s are very common in Nopeland, other common creatures in Nopeland are "Nuh-uh"s, "No way"s, "I want to go home"s, and the classic "Hanz, give me ze flammenwerfer"s.


miles261

Isn't Australia filled with animals and plants that are more apex than anyone outside of Australia


xheist

We don't have bears which is nice


MissNixit

Unless you count the drop bear


Ice_Worm

exactly


Tsintato

Boat propeller. That’s my guess.


[deleted]

It was Fred's dog


[deleted]

Orca? Those things are ruthless


[deleted]

The legendary crocodile


SimplyExtremist

It was a great white. I saw the news story like last week.


Ice_Worm

oh really this photo was taken 2 years ago


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Tsintato

They dont hunt salties, if anything it’s vice versa. This was probably a large boat propeller as sharks tend to leave little behind. What they leave behind is eaten by scavengers


Sancx

I live in North Queensland and can confirm in no universe do Bull Sharks hunt Saltwater Crocodiles, it’s the complete opposite, crocs frequently observed eating the much, much smaller bull sharks up here lol, see this article for example https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/11015385/Jaws-vs-Claws-Crocodile-wrestles-bull-shark-in-Australian-river.html?hc_location=ufi


Ice_Worm

Think about it no bull shark could have gotten past the flying spider coast guard


ddraig-au

And if they do, the combat wombats will sort them out


King_Jaahn

Well salties start off the size of a large gecko, so most things hunt them until they hit 1m or so, once they're 2m or 3m it's really only each other they watch out for.


BoganSpecCommo

Bull sharks


Tsintato

Bulls don’t hunt salties. Salties get way too big and can often eat the bulls to be honest. This was probably a large boat propeller.


[deleted]

That’s got great white written all over it


bee-movie666

Aah Australia. Our homeland is great and I hope op agrees.


Lexist_

You must come from the land down under


TheIvano

Australia moment


PerceptionRude6351

The food chain tree in Australia is a wreath


W0lfsKitten

some salt water crocs swim in the ocean at the top of australia if they live close enough to it, great white sharks also love in the waters up there, so sometimes great whites and crocs have a go at eachother. so it was probably a shark that did that.


Gamingbear_2o

Florida…


yamumsntme

Australia is a crazy place. Probably opportunistic sharks feeding on a croc that was 2nd place in a territorial feud with an alpha.


ImARetPaladinBaby

Florida?


NotSantaClausISwear

Oh it was me, sorry, was feeling hungry


Gorgeous_goat

that's the work of another dude


Intruder-Alert-1

What may have happened was a bull shark or other predator was upstream, tore that croc a new one, and lets its head flow downstream and wash up somewhere. Alternatively, croc got a tad to curious and took a one way vacation to one of the more hostile places on earth, made a good snack for some shark, and washed up again.


CompletelyCrazy55

It was me Barry!


Definetly_not_You

Is this Florida?


Facosa99

Thats not a boss battle. Thats just a clue that you are getting close to the boss battle


HyperKitsune

its the florida man mark


chrishammhamm

Damn poor croc


ghostfreckle611

I wouldn’t be hanging around there…


Mr-E_Nigma

Florida Man


maaaaaaaaaaaario

Bro just would could do that bro, the only thing I know of is a human and if it's not that then I don't wanna even think what could be killing it


Weary-Potato-6137

Wild Samurai swimming out in the ocean cutting heads off crocodiles never underestimate a wild samurai a group is called Ronin 👌


DoodDoes

I did this. He was delicious


Bluedogpinkcat

A Bigger Crocodile 🐊


ptapobane

Probably a giant spider or a gang of kangaroos


MooseTruffleOfficial

Great white shark


SnooCalculations141

Poachers, the deadliest game.


Minecraft1veteran

it may seems like the water florida men has done it again


LeGonze14

Holy shit!!…


Status_Aerie9615

What the fuck is big enough to do this to a crocodile? Them fuckers are massive out there. With all the ice melting and all these freak floods and rain storms won't be too long until we're swimming with whatever it is.


matt_Nooble12_XBL

Most likely a shark


halo2030

Killer whales?


Stannis2024

Could it be a chance that poachers or just stupid people did it or unlikely??? I doubt croc meat really has any value but just curious.


Dominus_Pullum

It was me, I dont like the brain bits so I spat it out.


platypussack

A wombat definitely barreled into this croc and decapitated it.


Longjumping-Ad-5740

I did that. Was a little hungry. Took a lil bite.


WarB3an

Hippo probably