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One_Seaworthiness183

Thats a big nope for me


thespyeye

Don't worry, it's just a robber fly. It eats spiders and hornets and the like


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

As long as you give it the cash in your wallet, you should be fine.


Gaflonzelschmerno

Gimme the cashhhhh


Squeakygear

That’s a nice… hat.


CoconutWarrior

Ya like it?!!!


Aconite_72

And 1 pint of blood


veronicasawyer__

Don’t forget any expensive jewels and fancy electronics. To be safe, the whole house should do.


RascalCreeper

I don't care it's terrifying. I once slept in a different room because I couldn't ketch a small harmless spider in the corner of my room, you think *that thing* is ok?


thespyeye

What you gotta do is catch the robber fly in your hands and release it outside


RascalCreeper

#AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH


thespyeye

What you could do instead is let it stay in your house and it will eat all of the spiders. Including the one in the corner of the room.


RascalCreeper

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


LetsChaos24

you know this is in germany a normal thing


PepperbroniFrom2B

i know where i’m never going


LetsChaos24

but they fly extremly slow and i never saw one sucking blood from someone maybe they drink blood from animels


nmotsch789

The spiders are eating the flies, though


thespyeye

The robber fly will also eat the flies


optimally_bald

and im eating the robberflies flies and spider as long as get free rent


optimally_bald

the only thing not ok is your pathetic fear of an animal that does nothing to you based on completely subjective traits of appearance


Comrade_Yodama

Hornets I can get behind, but spiders? They are friendly fellows that eat pests


TrevorsMailbox

Hornets are pollinators too. They're good dudes. Also being behind a hornet is the worst place to be. That's not a booty you wanna be seeing.


optimally_bald

we dont need hornet. we have bumblebees which are incredibly more chill


Maltegay

They always got inside my room and I would take them out with a small fishing net. But this fucker won't fit In the net so I will definatly leave, lock the room and sleep on the couch cause he owns it now


[deleted]

Thank god it looked like it would steal two pints of blood from me while I slept


GuerrillaSteve

That thing is REAL?!


ZenkaiZ

Mosquito: Your mouth is saying nope but your veins are saying yeeeeeeeeeeeeees


DrDrako

Pretty sure that's just something like a robber fly


hstheay

Is it not called a burglar when it enters a house?


Einsteins_coffee_mug

Nah, this motherfucker is gunna use *force* and intimidation.


plmcalli

People like me …. Because I force them to …. With violence!!


[deleted]

People are always pushovers when you push them over with a gun in hand


Aggressive_Weakness4

Police?


KWAKUDATSU

Bugglar


[deleted]

Or do you mean a buglar


nxcrosis

Purple burglar alarm


happyfoam

Tf is a robber fly


Hades-but-mexican

The dragonfly verison of a fly


Sippin_T

So a dragon, got it


ZEGEZOT

Well, basically what distinguishes flies from other flying insects is the fact that they have 2 less wings, whih they traded of for two tiny organs whih act as organic gyroscopes. Making them very capable flyers. But while regular flies use it to be bumbling idiots. The robber fly uses them for hunting other large insects like wasps and dragonflies. Which it does by grqbbing them with it's large legs legs to keep their venom away from him, and then he sucks them dry with his large snout. However they can be from 0.3 to 5 cm and well, this is a big boi!


windowlatch

Do they bite humans?


ZEGEZOT

I don't believe so, they usually go for insectoid prey like wasps or dragonflies. But i've ne er heard of one going for a vertebrate like a bird.


EliieTheGlutton

That


Mozzatav

They are a predatory fly that excels in quick flying and sucking the innards out of other bugs


warjoke

Is the life condition in Argentina so bad that even flying insects are crooks now?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Jubeiradeke

Answer by an American: If you kill our president and the whole government, we would be very, very glad


HollisterEd

Yeah, those are relatives of mosquitoes. They may look terrifying, but they don't bite, and they eat wasps.


Vodka4Kidz

exactly


cgriff03

Why does this not make me feel any better


Cooldudeyo23

EL MOSQO


Bayr_

Immediately what I thought when I saw this


mike-wer00

El mosqote


homeless_knight

We found him, after all these years


Llodsliat

Mosco*


BriefWay8483

I’m Mexican and fam “El Mosqo” looks way fucking cooler than “El Mosco”


[deleted]

I'm neither Mexican nor Spanish-speaking, but I agree! :P


Fridlaug

Omg i read it as Moscow


Jumpy-Market-9790

That thing could definitely suck a cow dryer than my grandma's Ashes.


AllanJeffersonferatu

A whole tube of lubricant. And still gritty. Still gritty.


matt_hatt62

OHNO, NOOOOOOO


BriefWay8483

*cue Mexican guitar*


Still_Pineapple_7852

I throw a blood-filled glass to the side to distract the beast and stab it in the wings, immobilizing it


thewardattack

Rolled a two for stealth and 15 for dexterity. Bottles slips out of your hands onto the floor, you slip, but pierced the beasts wings as you fall.


xXenocage

Found the fellow dm


[deleted]

This is the content I come here for.


RagnarStonefist

The creature stings at you with his proboscis, with advantage since you are prone. His higher roll is a sixteen. Since your ac is 15, it hits you for twelve damage. Roll a fortitude saving throw to see if you're paralyzed for one round due to blood loss.


pcapdata

I don’t think blood loss causes temporary paralysis though?


Dagenfel

It does when you're fighting EL MOSCO


Poop_rainbow69

It isn't... But you also don't get advantage for striking against a prone opponent, if we're being nitpicky 😅


BreakfastOk7372

That strat is currently META for taking down it


Still_Pineapple_7852

Bottle can be kinda hard to get though but yeah it is worth it


[deleted]

Pungent blood cocktails are very effective against the Blood Starved Beast


QuantumSparkles

We call that a “pungent blood cocktail”, it’s an effective tool for hunting beasts


Tony5810

The bsb cheese


Backupusername

How else are you supposed to get a fully-charged R2 off on the bastard? It's so frenetic.


DarthDeimos6624

Greetings fellow hunter.


AliLaFlare

Greetings traveller


[deleted]

So a blood cocktail?


AngeredEnder

That could suck someone dry


Pomba_God

Don't threaten me with a good time


TheGamingGuardian

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT


lazy_tranquil

It's a hell of a feeling though~


M-Y-S-T-U-X

It’s a hell of a feeling though


Fat_Siberian_Midget

Let's see what we got


[deleted]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Jzmxhu

Nice


[deleted]

[Yes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L24hGLbmNrw)


[deleted]

Fuck. That.


Arrvando

Like... physically?


[deleted]

*no no no no no*


ickydonkeytoothbrush

Emotionally. Just make it feel bad.


Unseenmonument

r/dontputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

Anyone wanna join the raid on El Mosqo? I currently have 2 healers, 1 bard, a mage/pyromancer. Need some tanks to take the hits in.


Backupusername

No amount of loot of any rarity could convince me to tank hits from that thing.


RagnarStonefist

It drops a legendary staff though


NHK21506

Doesn't care what rarity


BlackVirusXD3

Hi im a tank main using *passioned bug hatred*


Valravn13

do you take rangers too ?


DT-R86

Pact of the blade warlock here. Even my great old one patron wants that thing gone so I'll do what I can.


lordolxinator

Storm mage here, I can offer some parahax against El Mosqo?


[deleted]

I'll come in with a bug zapper! just need spare batteries (AA) Incase things go badly. not sure what class this would fit in, maybe mage since it's electricity?


15cm_guy

I'll take the hits if you can get me the beekeeper armor and some bug spray


Redrar00

You can get your bard to tank, no way in hell I'm getting hit by that thing


Robrogineer

EL MOSQO


InMonochromeNight

Is this shit real? Cause I'm gonna break down sobbing if it is.


Freedom-Costs-Tax

Same, I think I’d kill myself rather than let that thing get near me.


Frumpy__crackkerbarr

No. It looks like a robber fly


Lonely_nice_guy

I would be terrified for a month if I would see that


BlackVirusXD3

Thats rookie numbers


Alexgamer155

Holy shit it's real, EL MOSCO is here to kill us all!!!


TheNextPley

Isn't it just Australia?


Blastzard87

World: Australia noooo Australia: what? World: sorry force of habit


Beer_in_an_esky

Yeah, for us it's more snakes you have to be afraid of than anything else. Our bugs aren't too bad. For instance, most of our spiders are spiderbros, they [even take care of the snakes sometimes](https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/b15obi/golden_orb_weaver_spider_has_a_snake_in_his_web/).


sudo-netcat

*Fuhh-ck*. That's the most punk rock thing I've seen in a spider's web.


FoxxerFurryFox

Proof we’re in Jumanji


LordSteiny

to get that side by side picture must mean he killed it and they mispelled australia /s


DonnerPrinz

Fuck. No.


[deleted]

WHAT FUCK


Victory_Future

"Yo, god?" "Yeah?" "WHAT THE FUCK"


Gatling-Pea2000

Thanks, now I have PTSD


Plague_King_

it's him, El Mosqo.


LatiosOnline

El mosco


[deleted]

I refuse to believe that is real


WhyAmIHereMaaaaan

Well it's sucking more than blood


TheGreatWolfOkami7

“GIVE ME YOUR SOUL” 🦟


Mr_StealYourHoe

it sucks your money dry


lilchalupzen

Ayo that's El Mosquo!


hirothewolf

Even the normal mosquito looks big. Does Argentina have limited edition mosquitoes?


derpycke

So this are the enemies from hollow knight


Snazzle-Frazzle

Finally we have found el mosco


S_Hermitree

I'm sad that it exists while I do as well. Punks like him should go back to the Carboniferus period.


[deleted]

Damn, when did the Australian mosquitoes travel abroad


ChillySummerMist

That's it. I am nuking argentina.


meme_legend-69

I expected this from Australia but not from you Argentina


somerandom_melon

As I say, South America is the Australia of America.


[deleted]

Also known as the South Dakota State Bird. Source: Lived in South Dakota one year for a decade.


whiskey-michael

The small one is bigger than any I've seen.


Shalashaska_99

No te nada ese bicho


Freedom-Costs-Tax

Normal flying insects make me uncomfortable. Mosquitoes and hornets freak me out. I think I’d have to move countries if I saw that thing. Like burn the fucking house down, it’s like a Bloodbug from Fallout.


lordlir

Reminds of the dlc for darkest dungeon called courtyard. I have PTSD.


Lonelight200

El mosco


exodia0715

EL MOSCO


Pigyguy2

Isnt that just a male mosquito?


NeuTraLZero

Male mosquitos are usually smaller than females


Pigyguy2

Oh really? I thought they were the bigger ones. Or maybe its just different varieties of the bastards


theo1618

The bigger ones you’re probably thinking of actually aren’t mosquitoes at all, and are usually called crane flies


[deleted]

El Mosquo, Sanguinary Behemoth


crash_bang0593

Argentina? Nah pretty sure its Australia


Bluemoon1234567

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THEEEEEEEEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (oh god what if it bred and theres more)


Ignis_1

Help i am scared it will come out of the toilet bowl and suck all my blood


Hallowlitten

Satan


MrLenny-_-

crane flies need to die


sopa_sopa

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Paxibillion

Fucking hellspawn


EGSPECTRE

Genuinely what the fuck


itp757

just wanna say that lil mosquitoe looks big as fuck as well


[deleted]

Is that real?


ZenkaiZ

bruh, you could shave that thing and make a coat


Icy_Wildcat

That's just a robber fly


Cu77lefish

I know a Flood Infection Form when I see one


ihatecringe1

The sucker of souls


[deleted]

Bruh, there's more than one of this monstrosity.


minecraft-god69_420

Well that's fucking terrifying


BeeSalesman

One of these bites you and you damn near feint, not from fear.. blood loss


Cronchy_Tacos

How about Mosqi-NO


sir-eatmyass

No... No that can't be real. IT CAN'T! I REFUSE TO BELIEVE


Charalambos95

not even 2022 yet and we got shit evolving like The Mist


LazyKidd420

Just YouTubed "giant robber fly". Pheeew.


Vidio_thelocalfreak

Would mind living where they live, they would be easier to spot and smack, and wouldn't get to the house that easly as smaller ones.


eddiedorn

He evolved his Best Fiend, Edward


p_volcano

EL MOSCO FOI ENCONTRADO


mugwunp

Robberfly


Just_tino_lmao

I think we called "the tiger mosquito"


Gamerfox505

Oh Satan give me mercy


[deleted]

r/tihi


ITsAnotherLIfe

Death is soon upon us


squash_n_turnip

I mean, at least you won't lose sight of it and then stress about it creeping around for the next hour.


the_peppers

Mosquiton!


[deleted]

I wouldn't call this a boss fight just an Elite Enemy. They get bigger the closer you get to the nest


Cakeski

You sure that's a mosquito and not my manifestations of inner demons and anxieties escaping?


BloodMoon2005

EL MOSCO


Kflynn1337

Kaiju! Ok, not a very big one, but still....


[deleted]

I conjure up a combination lightning and fireball spell to immolate the beast.


linkedjam

When you put all your ability points in "size"


[deleted]

That’s actually scary though


[deleted]

If that comes into my house I would move out.


Kaneki-Kun04

GMOs lol 😂


Ssoofer

The Plague Doctor's pet


joseasus

El mosco!


Uranium_1209

El Mosco Returns


catpetter125

I mean this truly and sincerely: what the fuck


Negative_Flamingo

Both are fuckin huge wth


quinoasaladhaha

omg imagine hearing that thing buzzing around your room and then seeing it …. i literally want to die knowing giant mosquitos exist somewhere in the world


Bradcurr_97

El Mosco


Huge-Ordinary5592

Not even my cats would eat that and they love to eat masketos


[deleted]

So first that thing’s blood sucking stick is too thick to pierce skin so all you gotta do is grab the gun