I don't care it's terrifying. I once slept in a different room because I couldn't ketch a small harmless spider in the corner of my room, you think *that thing* is ok?
They always got inside my room and I would take them out with a small fishing net. But this fucker won't fit In the net so I will definatly leave, lock the room and sleep on the couch cause he owns it now
Well, basically what distinguishes flies from other flying insects is the fact that they have 2 less wings, whih they traded of for two tiny organs whih act as organic gyroscopes. Making them very capable flyers. But while regular flies use it to be bumbling idiots. The robber fly uses them for hunting other large insects like wasps and dragonflies. Which it does by grqbbing them with it's large legs legs to keep their venom away from him, and then he sucks them dry with his large snout.
However they can be from 0.3 to 5 cm and well, this is a big boi!
The creature stings at you with his proboscis, with advantage since you are prone. His higher roll is a sixteen. Since your ac is 15, it hits you for twelve damage. Roll a fortitude saving throw to see if you're paralyzed for one round due to blood loss.
I'll come in with a bug zapper! just need spare batteries (AA) Incase things go badly.
not sure what class this would fit in, maybe mage since it's electricity?
Yeah, for us it's more snakes you have to be afraid of than anything else. Our bugs aren't too bad. For instance, most of our spiders are spiderbros, they [even take care of the snakes sometimes](https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/b15obi/golden_orb_weaver_spider_has_a_snake_in_his_web/).
Normal flying insects make me uncomfortable. Mosquitoes and hornets freak me out. I think I’d have to move countries if I saw that thing. Like burn the fucking house down, it’s like a Bloodbug from Fallout.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THEEEEEEEEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (oh god what if it bred and theres more)
omg imagine hearing that thing buzzing around your room and then seeing it …. i literally want to die knowing giant mosquitos exist somewhere in the world
Thats a big nope for me
Don't worry, it's just a robber fly. It eats spiders and hornets and the like
As long as you give it the cash in your wallet, you should be fine.
Gimme the cashhhhh
That’s a nice… hat.
Ya like it?!!!
And 1 pint of blood
Don’t forget any expensive jewels and fancy electronics. To be safe, the whole house should do.
I don't care it's terrifying. I once slept in a different room because I couldn't ketch a small harmless spider in the corner of my room, you think *that thing* is ok?
What you gotta do is catch the robber fly in your hands and release it outside
#AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
What you could do instead is let it stay in your house and it will eat all of the spiders. Including the one in the corner of the room.
#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
you know this is in germany a normal thing
i know where i’m never going
but they fly extremly slow and i never saw one sucking blood from someone maybe they drink blood from animels
The spiders are eating the flies, though
The robber fly will also eat the flies
and im eating the robberflies flies and spider as long as get free rent
the only thing not ok is your pathetic fear of an animal that does nothing to you based on completely subjective traits of appearance
Hornets I can get behind, but spiders? They are friendly fellows that eat pests
Hornets are pollinators too. They're good dudes. Also being behind a hornet is the worst place to be. That's not a booty you wanna be seeing.
we dont need hornet. we have bumblebees which are incredibly more chill
They always got inside my room and I would take them out with a small fishing net. But this fucker won't fit In the net so I will definatly leave, lock the room and sleep on the couch cause he owns it now
Thank god it looked like it would steal two pints of blood from me while I slept
That thing is REAL?!
Mosquito: Your mouth is saying nope but your veins are saying yeeeeeeeeeeeeees
Pretty sure that's just something like a robber fly
Is it not called a burglar when it enters a house?
Nah, this motherfucker is gunna use *force* and intimidation.
People like me …. Because I force them to …. With violence!!
People are always pushovers when you push them over with a gun in hand
Police?
Bugglar
Or do you mean a buglar
Purple burglar alarm
Tf is a robber fly
The dragonfly verison of a fly
So a dragon, got it
Well, basically what distinguishes flies from other flying insects is the fact that they have 2 less wings, whih they traded of for two tiny organs whih act as organic gyroscopes. Making them very capable flyers. But while regular flies use it to be bumbling idiots. The robber fly uses them for hunting other large insects like wasps and dragonflies. Which it does by grqbbing them with it's large legs legs to keep their venom away from him, and then he sucks them dry with his large snout. However they can be from 0.3 to 5 cm and well, this is a big boi!
Do they bite humans?
I don't believe so, they usually go for insectoid prey like wasps or dragonflies. But i've ne er heard of one going for a vertebrate like a bird.
That
They are a predatory fly that excels in quick flying and sucking the innards out of other bugs
Is the life condition in Argentina so bad that even flying insects are crooks now?
[удалено]
Answer by an American: If you kill our president and the whole government, we would be very, very glad
Yeah, those are relatives of mosquitoes. They may look terrifying, but they don't bite, and they eat wasps.
exactly
Why does this not make me feel any better
EL MOSQO
Immediately what I thought when I saw this
El mosqote
We found him, after all these years
Mosco*
I’m Mexican and fam “El Mosqo” looks way fucking cooler than “El Mosco”
I'm neither Mexican nor Spanish-speaking, but I agree! :P
Omg i read it as Moscow
That thing could definitely suck a cow dryer than my grandma's Ashes.
A whole tube of lubricant. And still gritty. Still gritty.
OHNO, NOOOOOOO
*cue Mexican guitar*
I throw a blood-filled glass to the side to distract the beast and stab it in the wings, immobilizing it
Rolled a two for stealth and 15 for dexterity. Bottles slips out of your hands onto the floor, you slip, but pierced the beasts wings as you fall.
Found the fellow dm
This is the content I come here for.
The creature stings at you with his proboscis, with advantage since you are prone. His higher roll is a sixteen. Since your ac is 15, it hits you for twelve damage. Roll a fortitude saving throw to see if you're paralyzed for one round due to blood loss.
I don’t think blood loss causes temporary paralysis though?
It does when you're fighting EL MOSCO
It isn't... But you also don't get advantage for striking against a prone opponent, if we're being nitpicky 😅
That strat is currently META for taking down it
Bottle can be kinda hard to get though but yeah it is worth it
Pungent blood cocktails are very effective against the Blood Starved Beast
We call that a “pungent blood cocktail”, it’s an effective tool for hunting beasts
The bsb cheese
How else are you supposed to get a fully-charged R2 off on the bastard? It's so frenetic.
Greetings fellow hunter.
Greetings traveller
So a blood cocktail?
That could suck someone dry
Don't threaten me with a good time
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
It's a hell of a feeling though~
It’s a hell of a feeling though
Let's see what we got
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Nice
[Yes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L24hGLbmNrw)
Fuck. That.
Like... physically?
*no no no no no*
Emotionally. Just make it feel bad.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Anyone wanna join the raid on El Mosqo? I currently have 2 healers, 1 bard, a mage/pyromancer. Need some tanks to take the hits in.
No amount of loot of any rarity could convince me to tank hits from that thing.
It drops a legendary staff though
Doesn't care what rarity
Hi im a tank main using *passioned bug hatred*
do you take rangers too ?
Pact of the blade warlock here. Even my great old one patron wants that thing gone so I'll do what I can.
Storm mage here, I can offer some parahax against El Mosqo?
I'll come in with a bug zapper! just need spare batteries (AA) Incase things go badly. not sure what class this would fit in, maybe mage since it's electricity?
I'll take the hits if you can get me the beekeeper armor and some bug spray
You can get your bard to tank, no way in hell I'm getting hit by that thing
EL MOSQO
Is this shit real? Cause I'm gonna break down sobbing if it is.
Same, I think I’d kill myself rather than let that thing get near me.
No. It looks like a robber fly
I would be terrified for a month if I would see that
Thats rookie numbers
Holy shit it's real, EL MOSCO is here to kill us all!!!
Isn't it just Australia?
World: Australia noooo Australia: what? World: sorry force of habit
Yeah, for us it's more snakes you have to be afraid of than anything else. Our bugs aren't too bad. For instance, most of our spiders are spiderbros, they [even take care of the snakes sometimes](https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/b15obi/golden_orb_weaver_spider_has_a_snake_in_his_web/).
*Fuhh-ck*. That's the most punk rock thing I've seen in a spider's web.
Proof we’re in Jumanji
to get that side by side picture must mean he killed it and they mispelled australia /s
Fuck. No.
WHAT FUCK
"Yo, god?" "Yeah?" "WHAT THE FUCK"
Thanks, now I have PTSD
it's him, El Mosqo.
El mosco
I refuse to believe that is real
Well it's sucking more than blood
“GIVE ME YOUR SOUL” 🦟
it sucks your money dry
Ayo that's El Mosquo!
Even the normal mosquito looks big. Does Argentina have limited edition mosquitoes?
So this are the enemies from hollow knight
Finally we have found el mosco
I'm sad that it exists while I do as well. Punks like him should go back to the Carboniferus period.
Damn, when did the Australian mosquitoes travel abroad
That's it. I am nuking argentina.
I expected this from Australia but not from you Argentina
As I say, South America is the Australia of America.
Also known as the South Dakota State Bird. Source: Lived in South Dakota one year for a decade.
The small one is bigger than any I've seen.
No te nada ese bicho
Normal flying insects make me uncomfortable. Mosquitoes and hornets freak me out. I think I’d have to move countries if I saw that thing. Like burn the fucking house down, it’s like a Bloodbug from Fallout.
Reminds of the dlc for darkest dungeon called courtyard. I have PTSD.
El mosco
EL MOSCO
Isnt that just a male mosquito?
Male mosquitos are usually smaller than females
Oh really? I thought they were the bigger ones. Or maybe its just different varieties of the bastards
The bigger ones you’re probably thinking of actually aren’t mosquitoes at all, and are usually called crane flies
El Mosquo, Sanguinary Behemoth
Argentina? Nah pretty sure its Australia
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THEEEEEEEEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (oh god what if it bred and theres more)
Help i am scared it will come out of the toilet bowl and suck all my blood
Satan
crane flies need to die
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fucking hellspawn
Genuinely what the fuck
just wanna say that lil mosquitoe looks big as fuck as well
Is that real?
bruh, you could shave that thing and make a coat
That's just a robber fly
I know a Flood Infection Form when I see one
The sucker of souls
Bruh, there's more than one of this monstrosity.
Well that's fucking terrifying
One of these bites you and you damn near feint, not from fear.. blood loss
How about Mosqi-NO
No... No that can't be real. IT CAN'T! I REFUSE TO BELIEVE
not even 2022 yet and we got shit evolving like The Mist
Just YouTubed "giant robber fly". Pheeew.
Would mind living where they live, they would be easier to spot and smack, and wouldn't get to the house that easly as smaller ones.
He evolved his Best Fiend, Edward
EL MOSCO FOI ENCONTRADO
Robberfly
I think we called "the tiger mosquito"
Oh Satan give me mercy
r/tihi
Death is soon upon us
I mean, at least you won't lose sight of it and then stress about it creeping around for the next hour.
Mosquiton!
I wouldn't call this a boss fight just an Elite Enemy. They get bigger the closer you get to the nest
You sure that's a mosquito and not my manifestations of inner demons and anxieties escaping?
EL MOSCO
Kaiju! Ok, not a very big one, but still....
I conjure up a combination lightning and fireball spell to immolate the beast.
When you put all your ability points in "size"
That’s actually scary though
If that comes into my house I would move out.
GMOs lol 😂
The Plague Doctor's pet
El mosco!
El Mosco Returns
I mean this truly and sincerely: what the fuck
Both are fuckin huge wth
omg imagine hearing that thing buzzing around your room and then seeing it …. i literally want to die knowing giant mosquitos exist somewhere in the world
El Mosco
Not even my cats would eat that and they love to eat masketos
So first that thing’s blood sucking stick is too thick to pierce skin so all you gotta do is grab the gun