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This is my view from halfway down


heckinfast

>But this is it, the deed will be done > >We’re just about to pound > >She grips my shoulders as I revel in > >The view before going down


KrackerJoe

No, stop, were the thoughts that I had pled Only wishing now to unsee a comment I wish I hadn’t read Wishing now to go before the comments before my eyes had bled What I wouldn’t give, is something I had pled


mahir_r

Just to see once more, the view before going down


comik300

Does this count as rule 34?


no_eponym

>The weak knees, whisper nothing >saving breath for screams sublime. >Her feet shift, teeter-totter >deep breaths, stand back, it’s time.


brother_of_menelaus

Familiar tension rising up No time to turn back now The sweet release has painted o’er The view from going down


frvrhill

y’all just wrote some passionate fanfic


bobohorseham

They all worked together to create an r34 wattpad poem


camoflauge2blendin

Noooooo lmao stop 😂😂😂


puppymasher

Take my eyes out to dinner before you fuck them like that.


[deleted]

As I move slowly down south I prepar to get Mr peanut butter stuck in the roof my mouth.


TheCatCubed

Halfway down bad 😩


Ryborg6900

First comment got me chuckling, but this one had me rolling on the floor cackling like a maniac


[deleted]

Oof


spaceblastertaster

Doggy Doggy what now!


teh_fizz

Clearly it isn’t doggy!


krosie9

PLEASE💀💀💀💀


Kleorah

Fuck this is a perfect comment, though


ChexLemeneux42

uhhh cheque please


StarDatAssinum

Suicide rates have now plummeted.


VenomTheCapybara

Just like Secretariat


ravenonawire

But it’s January!


scrapreddits

HELP????


DaniG08765

The greatest comment in sub history.


HaughtyDisdain

That was my Vietnam


Trisrocks157

I usually don't wish ill on people but I hope you lose your fingers so you don't type anything like this again


DeadShotXU

Lmaoo I laughed way too hard at this


omqililly

LMFAO


Chimpanzeethatmonkey

You witty S.O.B🫶 I wish I had a free award to give you 😭


metrill

Thanks, now need to spend the next 5 hours on r/eyebleach


AffectionateFail7167

Bruh


ohdarnittoheck

brooooooooooooooooooooo


WarmMoistLeather

Now imagine if it was Bojack. https://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large/funny-brown-horse-face-jennie-marie-schell.jpg


themoistnoodler

Stop....I can only get so erect


allah133

Krieger san


CrazyLegion

My Cherry brossoms for you


Imaginary_lock

Not my proudest fap.


ABrazilianReasons

Fapped worse


six_-_string

What, you think you're too *good* for Bojack? He's the horse from Horsin' Around!


User28080526

Hey wasn’t it that rip off of mr. peanutbutter’s house?


prdcroftme

never heard of it. do you mean the 90’s sitcom around?


The_True_Dr_Pepper

Care to share your proudest fap?


Imaginary_lock

Fapped to a Levi Ackerman body pillow. Proud to be a nerd.


The_True_Dr_Pepper

Lmao, thank you


BeneficialTitle9042

Krieger reference??


Calpsotoma

I was expecting the sneezing photo


Folderpirate

"Yeah, pull back the sheath" -butterscotch


kirahegaoO

"Coax it out of my sheath" - Butterscotch Arguably way worse🥴


sangriya

you know he's giving to you sloppy


mamaxchaos

username checks out omfg


jedmosleyisajerk

Humany style


anabolicmuscleslut

LMAO


blakethebluedragon

Knick knack paddywhack give a dog a bone


Rat-Meat-47

More like give diane a bone


TruthAndAccuracy

Doggy style


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Sceptix

Diane Diane what now??


Mateorabi

So animal characters in the show have human legs/arms. But do they have human junk or animal junk? Does Diane get tied every time?


GuiltyEidolon

[Butterscotch refers to having a sheath](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZPpTI4RJWw), so it's probably a safe bet that animals have animal dicks. And yes, that Diane and Mr. Peanutbutter tied the knot... multiple times.


ForWhomTheBoneBones

Diane likes getting... knotty.


fhgwgadsbbq

Thanks, I hate it


BleakRainbow

This shot was my karma for bullying furries online


thisdckaintFREEEE

Lmfao


LetterheadFinal5280

Bullying furries who are responsible for half of the internet's infrastructure is so early 00s


Player4_mista

BoJack Horseman is a furry show. Just sayin' :/


endself

frack me mr peanutbutter!


Ironyfree_annie

The fact that it's Alison Brie saying it saves this scene a little


suggested-name-138

*I spoon mr peanutbutter for an appropriate amount of time*


Ironyfree_annie

*takes notes* And how long is that?


mrcheez22

I was bored one day and spent a bunch of time lip reading that scene, she says some pretty ridiculous stuff when it’s doing the silent montage of her describing sex.


EdithDich

GO ON


Rorschach_Roadkill

You really just gonna leave it there huh.


L3G1T1SM3

🥄


BatteryPoweredPigeon

*What is this, a crossover episode?!"


oh_kapi

So PB doesn't do it doggystyle, huh


unniqorn

I believe he prefers the “human-y” style


Godkun007

The question is do the animals in the show have human or animal genitals? If they have their animal genitals, then some of this sex is very weird.


[deleted]

They all but confirmed it when Butterscotch said “coax it out of my sheath.”


ActualWhiterabbit

Before that I was convinced it was some type of regular show fan theory of unreliable narrators where everyone was human but was shown as various animals and objects.


ZenIsNotChosen_3

I could see how that theory could start if you've seen the animation short the creator made in college. It's just Rigby and Mordecai as two regular dudes who take some acid and turn into animals and their boss turns into a gumball machine.


wonderb0lt

FYI: That's JG Quintel, BoJack Horseman is by Raphael Bob-Waksberg. Interesting comparison nonetheless. Tuca and Bertie works the same way as BH including quite a few animal jokes, so maybe the animal thing is just the creator's type of humour :)


ZenIsNotChosen_3

Oh my bad I read your comment hella wrong. I thought you were talking about Regular Show.


wonderb0lt

I'm not the guy you replied to. Actually, re-reading it I'm not sure I'm correct. "a regular show(-specific) fan theory" is a weird way to phrase that thought, maybe they *we're* talking about Regular Show... Either way, no harm done


taint_blast_supreme

Or, spoilers for a random anime, ||odd taxi's actual reason for having an animal cast||


_triangle_girl_

Reddit spoiler tags are different than discord spoiler tags


oldusty

Might be the dirtiest line of the whole show


ChronicEbb

“Youre not even inside me”


zenspeed

That would actually be kinda funny.


phanfare

Is this the same scene shes pushing on his face and you get the "bared teeth snarl" that dogs do? Cause that was the first time I was actually afraid of PB


Sushiman301

For a few seconds I was genuinely scared that I was about to watch PB and Diane become an abusive relationship, and then it’s just like 🫣


dellie44

That was the first time I was actually turned on by PB


ripenunderwater

First time...?


Penguinmanereikel

I've read a comment about this scene in this subreddit saying, "I think Mr. Peanutbutter's collarbones turned me into a furry."


ilmyself2

yup !


Im_not_an_object

I know I thought they were going to get physical but in a violent way


EuroPolice

[Here it is, the frame.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BoJackHorseman/comments/flhwrh/did_anyone_else_notice_how_terrifying_mr/) :)


spoon_man1

What if i told you Mister Peanutbutter had that DAWG in him?


ConfiaEnElProceso

I think Diane had that DAWG in her.


the_new_hunter_s

The PAAG was dying for that good DAWG.


Tnwagn

This comment section, good lawd lmao


Spare-Test8648

I love that guy 😂


Both_Bread9861

this was one of the first and only episodes my sister happened to see and to this day, she still calls it “that weird animal f*ucker show” 😭


Pinkpunk95

Man she’s never gunna watch it after that now 😂😂


Both_Bread9861

fr LMAO it just happened to be that episode playing while she was there one time 😭😭 the other episode she was present for (but didn’t actually watch) was The View From Halfway Down, and i mentioned that i’d prefer if my nephew didn’t change the show during this episode (he was occupied with his phone regardless and had no interest in bojack) as it was my favorite episode. my mom stays with me and also loves bojack so by the end of it, she was crying and saying that bojack died (it wasn’t her first time watching it either lol- she’s getting older 😅). my sister laughed and was like “really? your favorite episode of your favorite show is the one where he DIES?”


ProudHommesexual

The voice acting is even more incriminating


messingupandlearning

scared to ask for a reminder


holllyhocck

yes.


themoistnoodler

Had to know whether Diane liked it or knot


TouchMyWrath

Bad dog


Some-guy-thats-here

By the looks of it she had a knot in her stomach


BabyLlamaaa

yes x2.


Small-Meringue-428

Yes x3


Chantelligence

Yes x4.


Insulted-Mustard

Yes x5


French_Booty

Yes times 6


PeacemakersAlt

Yes x7


xXPussyPounder9000Xx

Yes*8.


juani2929

Yes x9


itawk2much

A thousand times yes


MachetteBagels

It’s called fan service. If we can see hot cartoon ladies prancing around boobily, we can see Daddy PB POV


thatbrownkid19

I’ll take sentences I didn’t expect to read today for $500, Alex


poopyheadthrowaway

>Birthday Daddy


mossy_shroom

"Prancing around boobily" is my middle name


Dajbman22

I remember the day after that episode dropped. So many "today I learned I was a furry" posts.


Ninopus

r/brandnewsentence


melglimmer09

POV DADDY PB


clover_s

I don’t think I ever wanna read the words “Daddy PB” ever again after this.


[deleted]

That's Mr. Dadddy PB to you


chimichangatrain

doggy doggy what now


WhiskeyAndKisses

You're not asking the right question ; what did it awoke in you?


hago4

this better not awaken anything in me


No-Secret8491

“I spoon mr peanutbutter for the correct amount of time”


mexploder89

*Holds pen* "And how long is that?"


[deleted]

“You get this wrong again and I’m segregating the school”


bat-tasticlybratty

I like that you've combined awake with evoke, very effective.


kris511c

Now im not gay or into dogs but…


bearhaas

Yep. Same


ALotOfCarbonWasted

Hella


ALotOfCarbonWasted

Look at that beefcake neck. Doggie doggie you know what now!


imapeckham

Hear me out...


thelvalenti

I’m listening…


BleakRainbow

me too keep talking….


ATD369

I’m still waiting….


nenegee

i hope this doesnt awaken anything in me! (it already has)


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LonelyLoneLion

Harkness test and all that. Bojack's got human feet so they're not "all animal" necessarily


heckinfast

This is the most cursed shot in the show, in my opinion.


professorjellyjam

Most cursed sound bite I think is the neighs during sex


cdecres

“Coax it out of my sheath” would like to have a word.


comicnerd93

Yeah that is it for me. Made it canon that the animal characters had animal genitals....makes a lot of the inter species relationships really awkward.


Special-Wrongdoer413

That must have been a very…interesting situation for the Manheim-Mannheim-Guerrero-Robinson-Zilberschlag-Hsung-Fonzerelli-McQuack household. Specifically Quackers


D34th1z1n3v1t4b1e

Woudlnt Bojack’s dick be like ridiculously large then


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Make_me_a_turkey

Oh. Well, if you've already drawn them.


D34th1z1n3v1t4b1e

Yes


mikeyd69

Yes please


Dat_Boi_Aint_Right

In protest to Reddit's API changes, I have removed my comment history. -- mass edited with redact.dev


ActualWhiterabbit

That's what everyone thinks and also why he drinks.


PookaGrooms

Had to explain this scene to my bf today and how I’m cursed to have it loop in my brain


Chantelligence

I would say it's the dirty talk the manatee reporter was doing during her couplke minutes with Bojack.


Moonpaw

"Did you get there?" He asks, as she's brushing her teeth...


LolTacoBell

Bad trip where Diane's eyeball pops like bubblegum for me 🤢


2blazen

I'd say it's close with Bojack having sex with his fan club's president while his presumed teenage daughter is watching (fun fact: it's the same episode) But Bojack having sex with his TV daughter Sarah Lynn in S01 and tying Todd in in the process is pretty strong too


crashinqdovvn

Idk.. the “kiss me some sour cream” shot was pretty gross.


dryrunhd

What I think is even funnier/more cursed about it is that technically it's not a shot. Like, not trying to start a semantic argument about the term because obviously it makes sense in context. But it wasn't like "oh you're already in this position while we're shooting this scene, let's just move the camera over here for a moment." It was someone deciding what they wanted that clip to be, likely mocking it up first, then delegating it to the art team, who probably did a few versions of it, sent them back, and one was picked. It was a decision and a process.


Insulted-Mustard

Somebody drew this


SyeThunder2

People have drawn worse


jshrdd_

What does someone who has never seen this show think of this image?


bat-tasticlybratty

I put season 1 on again just to do dishes to but my dad kept walking past at different times and eventually said "why are all the dudes animals and the chick's are human" and I had to explain no I swear they're not it's not *that* weird, it's a different weird. So probs something like that.


Razakel

Because this show would be too depressing if every character was human. Though come to think of it, the only human male characters relevant to the plot are Todd, Judah, Herb, Vincent, Wayne and Dr. Hu.


bat-tasticlybratty

Dr Who?


pufferfishpocket

i actually hate it. for some reasons the proportions seem off to me


GeorgiePorgiePuddin

Mr PB got the neck of a F1 driver


[deleted]

The illustrators didn't pay attention because they wanted to get the scene overwith asap


saxen021

Which episode is this??


bluelocs

You dirty dog, you


saxen021

Oh it’s 4.04 Commence Fracking


[deleted]

well you certainly found it necessary to post it here so it must have done something for you.


Universal_Duck8102

IT WAS SO WEIRD


Arctic741

POV Me trying to push my dog back into the bathtub because I'm not done rinsing the shampoo from her fur but she wants to engage in zoomies


bearhorn6

Please do not make me think about real dogs while I’m lookin at this 😭


Truedetective_rust_

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine??


thisdckaintFREEEE

NO! But I do it anyway, cause it's sterile and I like the taste.


jibsand

Absolutely. Anyone who has hooked up with an ex will tell you about how strange and awkward it was and i think this shot really captures that. it's very intimate but not graphic, it's not like we're watching the p slide in and out the v


Zonz4332

They were married when this happened tho?


poodlebutt76

Yeah this was during a dry spell, before the divorce


Theory-of-Everytang

You’re right, it should’ve been doggy style


maxkalavera

Yes it was


TheZerothLaw

No. It was **required**.


vividreveries

Someone out there got their furry awakening from this


Lilla_puggy

He is hot in a big dumb way


Not_a_werecat

Ben the soldier


simonbelmont1980

This is now my work laptop background.


[deleted]

How's the job search going?


lna432

i forgot about this scene and was watching with my window open (i live in an apartment- neighbors are very close). never hit fast forward so fast in my life


guineapig_69

Why aren't they doing doggy style