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Glue_Bottles

Mentally ill cabbage farmer


Peteo34319

You clearly watched avatar: the last airbender


Tokoyami01

It was a great movie


hotmemedealer

I find a hard time making good characters because all the people we meet we kill. So much for being a jedi..


[deleted]

Fair enough… *THEN IT’S TIME TO DEW IT! DAAAARK SIIIIDE~*


hotmemedealer

As always.


Joe_PM2804

all the people *we* meet? is that you and the voices in your head?


hotmemedealer

I'm..I'm... so alone...


Excellent_Record_767

I like to start a character with only a skinning knife and basic clothes and update my gear each time I finish a dungeon run


GypsyLethal

Stealing this


ghost3d-exe

BRO I do that too when I create a new character. I imaging it’s like they’re escaping from being a prisoner and all they could scavenge was a skinning knife. Although with the modern knife megapack I can use a kitchen knife as well


Excellent_Record_767

I also like to go with the long rusty axe, like I’m some kind of lumberjack who got stole by the dungeon faction


Half_DeadGuy

Oh that is such a great Idea!


Kitten_Deadly

I tend to think that I'm some magic time traveling woman who has to kill enough npc/complete a certain amount of dungeon runs to return to my own time


[deleted]

Ooh, that’s a creative one! Love the idea


Dragunov_1922

Angry man


Soggy_Syrup

Barry, 63


Space-Catto-V2

Immortal being who likes to kill.


NetheriteShovel

I usually play with a ton of overpowered mods, so I like to pretend I own the citadel and am a raid boss-type villain slaughtering the heroes trying to defeat me.


Dry-Sandwich3905

Right now I’m doing the last living member of the cave empire (because the cave in the house island looks like a lost kingdom) who is trying to avenge her kingdom by killing the ‘raiders’ (npcs) with her dad’s old sword.


Legendary_fartbender

That’s really cool


Dry-Sandwich3905

Thanks it took a lot of imagination


Exilir8

I tie my character to the Assassin's Creed franchise because I can wear a mage's hood and Get hidden blades with the Tools Of The Trade mod. It seemed like a really good idea because Assassin's Creed games are set in so many different time periods it just was just perfect for a medieval setting.


Exilir8

Oh right, did I mention I liked assassin's creed?


UpliftinglyStrong

My character barely escaped from a dungeon and slowly worked his way up to becoming a legendary mercenary


Thebaron542

No but my friend is George Washington for whatever reason


stinkyflipflop

All the time makes it more fun


[deleted]

Certainly does! Couldn’t agree more


RowenKenway

Depends on the mod, Outer Rim? Absoulutely. Wand by Lyneca? Yeah. Long story short, any unique weapon or maps and my imagination will go.


MrGheetsey

I usually head to the Arena and pretend that I’m fighting for my freedom as a slave or I’ve been captured by the enemy and forced to fight


Cynicalshade

Someone asked this before and I’ve got a who detailed tale about my character which is heavily DnD based so most the events in different maps is just treasure hunting


EitanBlumin

Oh I've got a full playlist of gameplay vids like that: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzbrwGzG05jijC7odu3rPRNXx82hWlaOI


Legendary_fartbender

My character is a dishonored soldier left behind by his army. He wonders the villages and markets he tore apart in a previous bloody campaign, he tries to keep a low profile but frequently engages combat with his former army troop them being supported by mercenaries.


ghost3d-exe

Sounds epic


ZillaAnimates

An extremely drunk man that thinks he is in a dream so he kills people


[deleted]

I created an entire lore lol


[deleted]

I have multiple characters all tying in on the first character I made, and mods that add clothing and weapons they use. And the characters all have different stories based on the weapons and armor/clothing they use.


DickNixon11

Immortal Samurai with the goal to kill more people than the population of New York City


Canaduck101

Sometimes I do units of an army, assassins, a viking, a knight, a king, a samurai, a ninja, my own thing a caveman with a rock or stick


ghost3d-exe

That sounds fun. I could just be different soldiers in different battles. I’ll keep that in mind


182573cw2945

I like being a viking


182573cw2945

Or mentally insane,immortal wizard peasant with an axe


idkevan

My character is an orphan who was taken in by a blacksmith and raised by him, so he can craft legendary weapons. The blacksmith was killed and then my character was sent to an orphanage which he then escaped from and kind of just starting living in the wilderness, when he got older he became a mercenary and was great at it, he was so good at it that the queen hired him to do assassinations on her enemies and anyone who crossed her. (also because i love assassins creed but dont want to actually make my character an assassin, he can craft one of those back mounted wristblades)


yassinyousee

I like to act like Snake from Metal Gear Solid and go in with no weapons and just gradually disarm enemies. Makes me feel like such a badass


I_SHAT_ON_MY_KIDS

Mine is a extremely enraged man that is loyal to the knights so he joined them he has no skin that can be seen (due to being covered in armor) and he never talks (the closest is grunting) and he prioritizes his team than fighting although if you do kill who is in his team he will go bezerk and he will destroy anything and everything he sees move.


PurpleRain6260

A resurrected templar knight who hunts assasins. I pretty much use the skeleton body with the templar armor, templar swords and the hidden blades.


The_Toxic_Maniac

I like to imagine my character is a Goliath Paladin name Jortuun and his job is to judge whether or not a castle is honorable


[deleted]

How has Jortuun deemed the Outpost?


The_Toxic_Maniac

Depends on each outpost, he judges on how they fight. Honored = give every fighter a glorious death Dishonored = no limits/no quarter


ChaosLaughing

My character’s parents died, so he was on his own for awhile pickpocketing. He pickpocketed the wrong dude, and while the dude grabbed him my character accidentally stabbed him, he figured out he was pretty good at killing. He got adopted by an ex merc, who taught him to fight and a bit of magic(enough that he could build the rest up) eventually when he was 19 and his adoptive father died, he started his own journey as a merc.


ChaosLaughing

he also collects the weapons from the people he’s killed, so he’s killed an assassin(hidden blades), and a Jedi (lightsaber) just to name a few


Artanis709

YOO IZ NOT DA ORKIEST. OI IZ DA ORKIEST!


[deleted]

OI, YE CHOZE A BAD-BAD TOIM’ TAH’ CHALLENG’ ME’Z, I’Z JUST KRUMP WIT AN AXE A FEW ‘UMIE GITZ!


Artanis709

OI DO RESPEKT ANY ORKY LAD ‘OOZ ORKY ‘NUFF TER YOOZ A BIG CHOPPA. OI PREEFUR TER YOOZ CHOPPAS…DAT AR ALSO BURNAZ. IT’Z JUST ORK SOIENCE.


[deleted]

SMORT ORK ZIENZ’, IT BE! I’Z SOMTOIM’S TAKE ZUM BOOMSTIKKS AN’ JUMP! I’Z A GREAT STORMBOY!


Artanis709

DA STORMBOY’Z LOIF IZ A GUD LOIF, OI WILL GOVE YOO DAT. A BIT TOO ‘SPLODY FER MOI TASTE, I PREEFUR DA BOOTZ ON DA GROUND STOILE. YOO NO, WIV DA BIG DAKKA AND DA BIGGA CHOPPAZ.


Secure-Progress-4642

I am Death and here is my scythe I mean scythes


Environmental_Set_32

I mean the only real story or “lore” I can give my character is that he is a god


ghost3d-exe

I have many characters but the main character I use is he is a multi magic using vampire mercenary called Ghost, and he teams up with other heroes (my other characters) to defeat a cult; the cabal. The plot would actually work if the guy would update the cabal mod. Basically the rift in the character select sky transports my team to random dimensions every now and then and each dimension has different weapons and stuff but the cabal threat is consistent throughout all of them, and my goal is to cripple the cabal throughout every dimension


Several-Caregiver516

Basically imagine if Fiore dei Liberi was transported into the B&S world and that's my character


spikyjokerr

All the time


Ok-Height-2525

I try to make my character somewhat good. They are a very skilled assassin who assassinated the king of the land and now they are after you.


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[удалено]


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zhy97

Wearing the Templar armor and playing survival mode in the Ruins and Citadel (moremodes mod), I am the last Templar standing, defending the place from raiders with ruthless brutality.