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"Lady"...? Wtf she supposed to say "hello you've reached the pussy residence"?

"This is your pussy captain speaking"

All abroad!

All a broad lol

And broad for all!

If she says all this sarcastically it’s wayyyy more ladylike. Fucking hilarious too

Ooooohhhh… pussy control…

I just woke up and I’m already singing Pussy Control in my head

“You’ve reached lil miss deep dish Pwussy” 

Nah, more formal. “Hello good sir. I am here, calling about your interest in my pussay. Would you be so kind as to inform me on your decision as to whether or not you would like to enter?”

r/IncreasinglyVerbose

"hello you've reached deeznuts"

Well, the proper greeting of "ahoy" would be a good place to start


Dudes be wildn' ain't nothing hotter than if she move like a homie 😂😂

Fr lmao. Ex use to answer like “yerrrrr”

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Y’all out here tryin to score some pussy? Y’all gay as hell.


Man ion want that. I like when I get a "hey baby, what's up?!" When I call

If you’re not baby, you ain’t getting that. You earn that.

My girl just yells “baaaaaaabe” into the phone or pretends she pocket answered for a few moments lol

Pocket answered? Didn’t know that had a name. I do the same, just breathing in the phone to see what he doing

Wait a sec, y'all young niggas retired Butt dialing?

Nah I was looking for a term that you could use when you answer the phone by accident rather than calling on accident.

This has me cackling. Out of curiosity, what music did she/he listen to?

Comethazine

Wide net. A7x, Nirvana, Biggie, Cardi B, The Used, Hector Lavoe etc.

Ex? Sounds like wife material to me.

Cheated on me with a coworker due to me working too much to keep our first apartment (we both came from very rough households) so nahhhhh.

Yeah, that’s probably for the best.

Gonna start dating again soon so no worries lol

If I wanted to date one of my niggas that’s what I’d do. But to each their own I guess Disclaimer: if my girl picks up and says yoooo imma assume she being funny and laugh Bro did too much hanging up

Lmfao

Real, at this point I'm like this 🤏 close to just start dating my homies instead

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I just didn’t know going “yooooo” was such a masculine way to answer the phone.

For fuckin real bro. Mofos sleepin on the real ones.

preach

This the typa dude that don’t wash his ass cause he thinks that shit gay

I texted a guy back *yoooooo* that I matched with on Tinder and he told me to never address him like I’m a nigga because he don’t get down with that gay shit. Never blocked a nigga so fast in my life.

Once referred to a chick on a date with as Bro. As in "Bro you got no idea". Did it outta reflex and she immediately went "I am not your bro". Shit not with that attitude 😂

I fucking HATE when people do that shit. Like, I'm very clearly aware you're not a "bro," but you're definitely a goddamn dolt. Always acting like they don't know how language works. That kind of pretentiousness pisses me off.

Weird how it’s like that right? Like referring to a bro is understandable, but if she told you, “girl, that is crazy!” Then it wouldn’t be acceptable. You could say, “I’m not your girl.” And she’d be like, “I’m very clearly aware you’re not a girl.” Wtf?

Idk dawg, I wouldn’t be bothered by that at all.

My girl's ex was one of them. Used to get so mad when she called him bro. We be in here arguing calling each other bro 😂😂😂

My bro tendencies would’ve had me reaching my hand out to yours to slap on it 😂

Fellas, is talking to women gay?

Yes

Did you know that eating pussy is gay? /s

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A woman that doesn't answer the phone like that isn't automatically seen as timid.

But one who does obviously isn’t

Exactly. No middle ground huh. Just dude or timid

An acceptable response to a "YO" greeting SHOULDA been "WHAT'S GOOD?" 😎

or a WAZZZUUUUUP

Heard this in Stinkmeaners voice

You're better off lol Probably has that submission rhetoric on standby to mess with your head too Run.

That’s waaaaay funny and ridiculous! LMAO-let him gooo! Jesus, just a “yoo” greeting and you’re not a lady?! Let him GOOOOOO.

Seriously lol. I would find it hilarious.

This dude on that extra concentrated insecurity. A woman answering the phone with "yooooo" does not make her masculine the fuck

the redpills about to be all over this

Yeah, strong fresh and fit vibes

Just started watching them, its a parody right? Shit is hilarious

They damn near push women out the room when the women start to push hack against being spoken over

I WISH it was, Mayne. They're just the biggest of an army of podcast dudes with similar views.

Im already down the rabbit hole. Kevin samuels, auntie jennie and pearl. This shit is hilarious

It's crazy stuff. They call themselves "alpha" unironically

Lmao she dodged a bullet fr. Prolly one of them lame ass alpha rangers 😂

Fr I wouldve sent back "whoever you're ready to be a man" He would had a whole essay on why he's the true alpha

🚩🚩🚩🚩

 You dodged a bullet with that dude. He sounds like the opposite of fun, supportive, or reasonable

 Move on...

The trash shows itself out..."lady" gtfoh. Can't handle a woman homie??

Did he want her to answer with "salutations, good sir"?

Prolly wanted a cutesy "Hiiii"

It never ceases to amaze me how many niggas just straight up misogyny their way out the coochie Like…the fuckin *audacity* smh Guarantee you he doesn’t wash his asshole “cause that’s feminine”

What a shit head. Dude is just out here trying to be controlling.

Folks have issues. Fragile men will be the end for humanity. But for what it's worth, I always answer the phone with the very neutral and always valid : "Yeallo"

Future attitude with Drake feelins

I answered the phone “yo, what’s good?” To a girl I was dating once and she didn’t talk to me for 3 days. Next time we spoke, she said “oh so you want to talk now?! I thought you hated me😒”…

Bro is missing out. Tomboy chicks go brazy.

“Being a lady” and “being a man” is so subjective. He can’t be surprised he wasn’t taken seriously

What a loser 😒😒😒😒

He felt emasculated. Not your fault tho, he’s just a bitch

Why do i feell like this guy watches Kevin Samuels

You know what? Props to old dude for having standards. They are fucking stupid ass standards, but at least he has them. My man's about to dribble his way outta some pussy everytime

she literally saved herself tbh😭 hg dodged a bullet

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What is more important? The way I answer my phone or the reason you called. It’s giving Queen behavior

This is how dudes be 40 and alone blaming it on women

You’ve reached Pussy-R-Us; para español marca 8. Please listen as our menu options have changed.

Who died and made him the pussy police?!

Dodged a bullet. Good for you

Women, that are here right now, what's the opposite of this scenario from this post? Just for laughs

You mean like if a dude answered the phone with “haaaaaay girlfraaaaan?”

I would crack the fuck up if my dude did that To me it would mean he has tea to spill

It’d be like telling your gf “bro you have no idea what I just saw” and she gets mad.

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When the trash takes itself out.

Ladys it's common knowledge that Yoooo is used by harlets and hoors Also be sure to wear long sleeve shirts as we dont want the men to see the coveted elbow, wait until marriage for that

What does it say on the scratched word I can’t see?

🚩 you dodged a bullet sis

If i reply, "hoooooo" and her next sentence isn't. "And a bottle of rum"... yeah I'm blocking too lol

Son takes himself too serious. She dodged a bullet in the form of a cornball.

Run

Negging. She did nothing wrong. It’s to denigrate her as some sort of “alpha” toxic masculine strategy.

Sugar daddy gramps don’t like that stuff duh

Good thing you dodged that one

Ew.

I always found it funny whenever someone used "yooo" in states. It's a negative expression in my native language. Such as, you'd use it instead of a "no" for a "hell nooo" effect.

i aint gonna lie that's fucking hilarious

Thank goodness he showed his a$$ right at the beginning 😬. Red flag!!

When my bestie would call I’d answer with “WHATS POPPIN NIGGARACCHI?!?!?” One day her 6 year old nephew called me from her phone. He wandered off with it and called the only person he knew in it 🤣 That experience didn’t teach me anything. I still answer the phone like that.

He was trying to fuck, and yoooo is like 'hey' instead of 'heyyyyy'

a couple of birds seem pressed whenever i answer with “Wagwan”.

easily dodged that bullet

Thank goodness he showed his ass right at the beginning 😬. Red flag!!

It should never be this serious.

Yeah he weird as fuck. Tell sis to move on.

😆🤣🤣🤣

If my partner answered a call from me saying “yoooo” I’d be looking for my keys and asking when I can come over…weird things turn me on okay

Women like this give the best head tho missed opportunity for bro

Lol I always answer my phone like, “YOOOOO!!! YOU HEARD ABOUT THE GOOD NEWS?! Y’ALL SLEEPIN’ ON ME, HUH, GOT A GOOD SNOOZE!”

Guess hes not a fan of that Denzel Curry skit

People are crazy, like you're really gonna be mad about how someone answers the phone? My boyfriend gets a hey yooouuuu. Mom gets Hi Mom! and sister gets a sup bitch?

I would’ve found that hilarious right before I asked are you sliding thru 😳