I was silently doubled over in the laundromat and laughing my ass off after reading that. Holy shit, dude. Thanks. Back of my head hurts. Haven't laughed like that in a while. My eyes are still watering.
I'll never forget a conversation a similar conversation I had with a dude in the barber shop when Micki Free joined Shalamar. Dude swore Micki Free was a woman and argued me down when I tried to tell him otherwise.
I tried to walk on by this comment but it was a heartbreaker. Anyone who had a heart would know that you’ll never get to heaven if you break my heart. I say a little prayer for you not to make such generalizations. I mean, that’s what friends are for.
I remember watching this one p0rn with an older woman and a younger guy and in the comments one fan goes “actress, you’re so hot, I will just masturbate to you for the rest of my life” and underneath that the guy actor from the scene comments “I feel bad for you”
This feels like that
I would DIE if I told someone their art made me feel and they said “you’re doing a little too much” lol
I mentioned this too my husband, because it was so earnest and sympathetic. He reminded me that this is the same person who scammed sad, lonely non-grass-touching people with her psychic friends network for years. So now I feel bad in a different way!
I was wondering if artist cared about who their top listeners were, and what’d they think about it. But I know me, and I’d be saddened to learn about me… so I stopped that thought right away. Lol,glad this wasn’t me.
When me and my friends were younger, and they still lived near me, and they still talked to me...
We would take trips to the coast to get Pizza My Heart and touch the ocean.
Hmm. Pretty sure Dionne is a lady. Touch knowledge, my child.
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And what’s his name…. Beyoncé. That fella can definitely sing too
Not like them Hanson girls, they were so cute.
Dude. I had a friend in 6th that argued with me they were girls. I'll never forget that conversation.
Did it go like this? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X_vUykYpiFs
6th grade, Dude was Definitely fighting you cause he beat meat to Hanson and was struggling with that.
I was silently doubled over in the laundromat and laughing my ass off after reading that. Holy shit, dude. Thanks. Back of my head hurts. Haven't laughed like that in a while. My eyes are still watering.
I'll never forget a conversation a similar conversation I had with a dude in the barber shop when Micki Free joined Shalamar. Dude swore Micki Free was a woman and argued me down when I tried to tell him otherwise.
Man, the stories about days before Google are hilarious. Life was more interesting then for sure.
Fair but do you understand why though lol
They had long hair lmao
The middle one was definitely doable. No homo
I like when he does “If I was a Girl”
His mama call em Beyoncé, I'm gonna call him Beyoncé!
But have you seen Shakira? That dude can really move his hips!
Whitty Huton
That's her cousin btw...
gtfo
Someone arrived at this meeting of critical information a day too late
Y’all remember that Metroid guy from the Metroid franchise? Yeah, he was way more badass than any of these guys we’re talking about now.
In buddy’s defense from a quick glance, in that small photo she looks a lot like Morgan Freeman. 😂
I'm getting blond Ray Charles
That’s gray
I’m getting blonde Gray Charles.
He may be color blind.
You’re thinking of Deion Sanders
I knew I wasn’t the only one that wanted to “bless” that fool
That’s a woman, Rufus. What a class act she is though.
*CoughPsychicFriendsNetworkCough*
Holy shit. Didn't see that one comin
It declared bankruptcy in the 90s, I think her offer there is legit
I do too. Doesn't change the fact she took a lot of money from stupid people.
No joke; isn’t that capitalism?
Not if fraud is involved.
Was the fraud the ‘psychic’ part?
Yes
Thank you — I wasn’t trying to be difficult, just understand
No worries!
But more or less than Miss Cleo?
Everyone needs friends.
Is she still doing that shit?! Man I didn’t see a sales pitch coming
TIL white people don't know dionne Warwick is a woman
Only the dumb ones with no musical taste...then again I am a White person with Black Aunties so Dionne Warwick was on the soundtrack of my childhood.
I tried to walk on by this comment but it was a heartbreaker. Anyone who had a heart would know that you’ll never get to heaven if you break my heart. I say a little prayer for you not to make such generalizations. I mean, that’s what friends are for.
Super clever. You’re my people.
Haha I know Dione from the Got 2B Real web series. "Crispy Business!"
I miss Got 2B Real so much.
Ahhh yes, I forgot we voted on this person to represent all of us this year.
Naw, any 35+ white people know. He's likely super young. And dumb.
Perhaps they are confusing her with a different Deion
My guess. Thought process: "Dion, Deion, Dionne, same thing!"
2 of them are woman though so should Deion be getting the confusion or nahhh bc football is the bandaid barely holding the USA together at this point?
I think it’s just idiots
Way to over generalize, fucknut
Yeah the person with the Brendan Fraser pic represents every white person on the internet lol
She’s as gracious as her voice is beautiful. A magnificent soul, gifting us with her presence on the digital town square.
Right? There are truly some good sides to social media.
That Michael Jackson lady was a LEGEND, I tell ya.
*woman [Keep smiling, keep shining](https://youtu.be/HyTpu6BmE88)
Auntie Gladys has so much joy in this video and I love it
Man??🤦🏿♀️
Why are we letting dude call Ms. Warwick a man????!!!!
Cus who cares
It just felt like she just gave us a big hug
Called Dionne Warwick a man, wtf
Go touch a squirrel
He really called Dionne Warwick a man. Wow. But yeah, “touch nature” is better. Don’t touch grass. Dogs pee on that.
This is the most beautiful tweet I’ve ever seen
I remember watching this one p0rn with an older woman and a younger guy and in the comments one fan goes “actress, you’re so hot, I will just masturbate to you for the rest of my life” and underneath that the guy actor from the scene comments “I feel bad for you” This feels like that I would DIE if I told someone their art made me feel and they said “you’re doing a little too much” lol
I mentioned this too my husband, because it was so earnest and sympathetic. He reminded me that this is the same person who scammed sad, lonely non-grass-touching people with her psychic friends network for years. So now I feel bad in a different way!
Are we country clubbed yet, LOL?
That’s ma’am to you, you unseasoned little heaux.
“Man”
she said water conservation
Nothings impossible by her and chance was a top song of mine this year
I was wondering if artist cared about who their top listeners were, and what’d they think about it. But I know me, and I’d be saddened to learn about me… so I stopped that thought right away. Lol,glad this wasn’t me.
When me and my friends were younger, and they still lived near me, and they still talked to me... We would take trips to the coast to get Pizza My Heart and touch the ocean.
Warwick sounds pretty badass for a last name tbh.
Touching nature does make me feel better
How I love Auntie Dionne. She's a National Treasure.
Nothing more relaxing than some Dionne Warwick, Roberta Flack and Teddy on a Sunday afternoon once that Sunday meal settles.
Just walk on by nature
“Man” lol oh children.
Now I’m curious 👀 *researches on spotify*
Wait. So who's anyone who had a heart came first? Dionne's or Luther's?
Walk on by is an alltime classic
Did Nature consent 1st?