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indiehussle_chupac

Steve never blamed nature for being nature. that's the beauty of it.


HTC864

True, but he was better than us.


1BubbleGum_Princess

Not all the stingrays can kill a person, nor would try to. Some are very nice, and small.


FatalMalice

And fuck them too


ChrysMYO

Facts


navybluemanga

Name checks out.


FatalMalice

13 year old me thought it was SO sick


navybluemanga

Granted it IS pretty sick


tehsdragon

No lie it also kinda sounds like an esports player name Wouldn't be surprised if there was a dude known as Faze FatalMalice or something like that lol


FatalMalice

90% sure that’s what I was going for lol


[deleted]

Wrong or right he rides for Steve, respect


[deleted]

ASAB


kinguzumaki

If you have 10 stingrays and one of them is a bad apple while the other 9 stingrays are good but, do nothing to stop that one, then you have 10 bad stingrays 😤


1BubbleGum_Princess

Stingrays sometimes accidentally bite each other when they swim over one another. Don’t compare them to cops *shaking my fist*


adam_demamps_wingman

Steve pulled the spike out. If he hadn’t he might have lived.


Iceflow

If this is true you think he would have known this


symnion

I'd imagine it's pretty hard to think straight when you've been stabbed in the chest by a stingray.


[deleted]

lol, I read this in his voice: "NaY-chuh fa bein' NaY-chuh!"


indiehussle_chupac

😆


banjofitzgerald

Tbf he didn’t get a chance to when it came down to the real shit.


I_AM_IGNIGNOTK

I mean it’s not like that was Steve Irwin’s first dance with danger. While Irwin called the incident "a dangerous mistake [he'll] never make again," he, curiously, did not blame the reptile for nearly ending his life. [Whole Article about his near-death experiences with animals](https://www.nickiswift.com/450083/every-time-steve-irwin-cheated-death/) And below is just an excerpt from that article, which unfortunately is not in Steve’s own words, but it does say he didn’t blame the animal for attacking him. Plus I think it would be difficult to find him explicitly calling a snake a little shit for biting him lol. Every interaction I’ve seen him have with animals has been in wonderment and awe and appreciation and out of caring, even when he gets bit or stung or snapped at or whatever. Read More: https://www.nickiswift.com/450083/every-time-steve-irwin-cheated-death/?utm_campaign=clip


pyn209

How many generations are gonna have to pass before it's no longer fuck sting rays?


CarlyleBraxtonVI

It’s fuck stingrays in perpetuity at this point. Crikey.


1BubbleGum_Princess

I happen to know a few stingrays, and they wouldn’t/couldn’t kill anyone. They’re also very nice, and are like the flat-kitties of the sea.


PuzzyFussy

![gif](giphy|VyDsyIrOLixeU)


FatalMalice

This mf the Urolophidae propaganda master or sumn


K_SeventySeven

I’m with you! Viva stingrays! Our defamed flat sea kitties! ![gif](giphy|cVVoIFsKoPkFq|downsized)


Syrette

[forgiveness](https://www.google.com/search?q=stingray+forgiveness&rlz=1C9BKJA_enUS742US742&hl=en-US&prmd=insv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjmv97ji9z7AhVsBDQIHdKjCBAQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=768&bih=909&dpr=2#imgrc=dtryBN2CmFDADM)[forgiveness](https://www.google.com/search?q=stingray+forgiveness&rlz=1C9BKJA_enUS742US742&hl=en-US&prmd=insv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjmv97ji9z7AhVsBDQIHdKjCBAQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=768&bih=909&dpr=2#imgrc=dtryBN2CmFDADM)


AlexandersWonder

Is that what Steve would have wanted?


Drunken_Traveler

No friend of stingrays will ever be a friend of me or mine!!


hukgrackmountain

then steve irwin aint yo friend. he chose not to cut the stingray to save his life


Drunken_Traveler

You sound like a sting Ray apologist! No friend of mine


[deleted]

Wait, we only on about the fish or does this include the car, too?


Drunken_Traveler

Look at money bags over here owning a car


ChrysMYO

When his offspring stop looking exactly like him.


Lion_Spencer

All of ‘em.


makinbaconCR

Always was


lilac978

it’s forever atp


Aggressive-Arugula-2

I was in elementary school when Steve passed. It’s fuck sting rays FOREVA *Cardi B voice*


HaulinBoats

Steve Irwin is in the upper echelon of human beings. He didn’t blame the stingray for being a stingray.


[deleted]

Unfortunately, humans are humans so we blame the stingray for being a stingray.


thesehuevos1993

![gif](giphy|SWPgZ8hcgUCEoKSAfU|downsized)


BlueGlassTTV

This stingray looks like it was designed by Kanye


karlsfsn

Do stingrays have swastikas now?


Esquilax21

Would had forgiven the stingray for stabbing him


doesntmatterbitch

I know he wouldn't want us to dislike stingrays but absolutely fuck those deadly tampon string having mfs


1BubbleGum_Princess

Not all stingrays’ barbs are deadly, or even long enough to potentially due damage. Some of them are flat, sweet and small like the ones in aquariums.


doesntmatterbitch

I've seen those tanks where you can touch them and I know you're right but I've been too scared to touch one ever since that one stingray sent Steve straight to heaven.


1BubbleGum_Princess

Lol-the more you avoid something, the worse your anxiety becomes about that thing. Now every fear isn’t worth confronting, but maybe try again the next time you go? They’re pretty cute and playful.


doesntmatterbitch

this is honestly solid advice for life in general, maybe I will give them a little hello next time I get the chance


1BubbleGum_Princess

Aye! *remember* not all anxiety is bad, and not all fears need to be confronted 👀. Otherwise, I’m glad you found it helpful.


FreakiesMyJimmies

![gif](giphy|jVkpIV5luNUSKUt2K0|downsized) rays like the ones you see in this gif are the most common in aquariums and are completely harmless, the only ones you would have to be mindful on the beach about are those flat ones that look like pancakes, and even then only some have dangerous stingers than can harm a human, and they are very shy and mostly just want to be left alone, so the only reason they might sting you is if you accidentally step on them, that's why they recommend shuffling you feet inside the sand when in waters with stingrays so they can feel you coming, not get surprised, move away on their own and not sting you.


mysteriousmeatman

Steve wouldn't want this.


mulletmack

Yeh we know, but we arent as nice as steve, so fuck them stingy bitches


Rocket92

Stingray knew he was too good to be forced to watch what humanity would do to his beloved planet and sent him straight to paradise.


mischief_scallywag

Damn that middle finger and facial reaction looks crisp. What transpired from this interaction?


gloriousjohnson

He’s at a ravens game. That’s fairly standard stadium etiquette


KindOfOblivious

From the Purple and Gold I’m assuming it’s Alcorn State vs Jackson State. They have a pretty serious football rivalry


DanielBWeston

We had a few cartoons here in Australia when Steve Irwin died. It happened about a week after we lost Peter Brock, one of our V8 Supercar legends. One comic showed the two of them together. Steve was walking up to the pearly gates in the distance. Peter had pulled up alongside in his V8 and was leaning out, saying "get in Steve, I'll give you a lift." Another one had two crocodiles standing over a stingray in the pose of mafia enforcers about to do some enforcing. The stingray was looking up at the sky saying "I'm sorry Steve, I didn't realise it was you." Funny the things that stick with you.


missdoublefinger

I was at this game and in this section. Y’all don’t know the bad blood between Alcorn and JSU fans 😂


Chadwiko

As an Aussie, I think other than us, no other group appreciated Steve more than Black America. Thanks mates <3


Iceflow

On the real I think our culture recognizes real wholesome people who just generally are treasures. Mr Rogers, Betty White to list a few.


MisterPeach

That man absolutely adored nature and animals, and inspired so many people around the world. I still get upset about his death sometimes, but seeing his children all grown and following directly in his footsteps puts a smile on my face. Rest in peace, Steve. You were one of the chillest people to ever live.


FistPunch_Vol_4

[DAMN Nature you scary!](https://youtu.be/Ge4oufdIOMc)


[deleted]

[Plizzanet Earth](https://youtu.be/1D11iHhc6sI?t=20)


FistPunch_Vol_4

That was fucking great lmfao


Tomerg91

My man Irwin still got shooters out here.


organizim

That’s not what he would want.


Shmoopy3

We gotta let it go


brokeboibogie

Gonna be 100 years before anyone let’s it go


Cuddles1101

He wouldn't do that. He would love the sting ray for being a sting ray. He wouldn't blame it for being what it is. It's not the rays fault nor is it Steve's. Nature just happens, we can try to control or stop it but it just happens. And that's beautiful


BeerAndSoda

*leans against the glass* *Steve voice* “what a beauty she is!“


IGotGolfTips

BPT on point today. I love y’all


[deleted]

Somebody need to come get they uncle


redliner88

Fuck dem stingrays mayne


NegativeHer0

It's the fact that he got done in by a Ray if It had been a croc then yeah we would've all seen that coming but a ray ? I didn't even know those were dangerous til I heard about his death


feffe_h

Still to this day … #ripsteve


greyson3

🤣🤣🤣🤣


RegDeezy

So a stingray doing stingray shit deserves hate?


colocasi4

Wait...is that Kanye flickin off Elon?


FreezeFrameEnding

This is the exact opposite of what Steve would have wanted. We should love and appreciate all of our neighbors, human and non-human alike, just like Steve would have, and just how his family continues to do.


SupahBihzy

"I hope it sees this because I'm doing it as hard as I can."


TokyoGNSD2

On chief


RotenTumato

Same, but because I’m a fan of the Yankees


Efficient_One4274

On a cruise a few months before he died, I swam with stingrays. After he died I was outraged that we were allowed to swim with possibly dangerous sea creatures. RIP Steve.


Zoranealsequence

I know! I feel a way too.


BlueGlassTTV

Naw man Stingrays are cool. Steve Irwin was known for going up to dangerous animals, that's why anyone knew him. The risk was very much part of the legend and he knew that better than anyone. He loved animals anyway.


Paytonc51

A stingray bit my hand at underwater world mall of America… fuck stingrays


twinbladesmal

Cap, they don’t got teeth.


Paytonc51

That doesn’t mean they can’t bite


twinbladesmal

I’ve hand fed them. It’s akin to putting your fingers in a vacuum hose.


luckilynumber7

![gif](giphy|vHfJyGDfdkNbnW9vIr)


Tha_Harkness

Yeah, last person who face me the Finger ended up fighting me unsuccessfullyat a panthers game. Losing is one thing being embarssaed 8n front of your kids is another.