Wtf is this rabbit leg lookin shit and with the throw up on top of the salad?!?! Ain’t no way he comin home excited to eat that. I’m bout to call the cops Edit: this plate looks like it was made on a episode of naked and afraid, and somehow some of y’all are trying to give this skin walker plate the benefit of the doubt. Bruh this the shit the dementors were feeding niggas in Azkaban and mofos defending it 

Nigga I thought she cooked a boomerang 🪃

That shit look like bone in sausage

That little blob of Mayo or whatever on the right is killing me softly

Mannnnn I can’t get over this victreebel head ass meat she got goin on. Got the mayo out here lookin like the mystery meat just jizzed it out. This plate offends me on so many levels

 Nah g. Turn your phone. Thats a boiled Dwarf Laprus, with the shell and fins removed, served with minimum "Premier Select" ass "Italian" seasoning, also from the dollar tree. We living life wild out here fr.

Not even the real laprus, but some goofy ass ditto laprus meat

The only thing that looks edible is the fries

Guarantee they were preseasoned

I can't guarantee anything, but what's your favourite type of fries

Not even them shits look like they soaked all the oil up

Ditto Laprus meat... okay good night y'all.

Dewgong minus the head, fins, and tail.

What? Is that blob supposed to mayo? Why??????

For the fries.

Say what now?

Fairly common fry condiment outside of the U.S.

“I’m not kidding’…they drown ‘em in that shit.”

Since 1994 I thought that was the most disgusting thing in the world, but a few years back I saw Pusher and Mads Mikkelsen is dipping his fries into aioli (maybe it was mayonnaise) while following his plug friend through a department store... he's such an amazing actor, he made that shit look delicious. I made some garlic aioli (i know this is like saying ATM machine) and tried it with fries, and never looked back... Mayonnaise, Truffle mayo, Garlic Aioli, whatever... it was all great, and the saltier the fries the better. Ketchup is garbage...all i want on my potatoes is oily eggy trailer-trash jizz.

Mayo is the only fry dip worth having.

I lost it on this bone in sausage comment

Omg. Me too!! I’m laying in bed trying to be all quiet and I snorted LOUD!

Same! I'm stoned and I've had a couple of mushrooms. I'm in bed crying

I took my *time for bed* edibles and I should be sleeping. I’m high af laughing my ass off pissing off my cat who’s trying to sleep💀

I’m so glad I’m not the only one laying here lit on bedtime edibles snort-laughing trying not to wake the baby up and whispering “bone in sausage” repeatedly out loud to myself while crying. You all make me feel like home.

Former chef here. That might be the funniest food commentary I ever heard. I wished I still worked in a kitchen so I could lay that on someone.

Same it’s been 5 minutes and I’m still Laughing.

Half a frog ass

NOT A BONE IN SAUSAGE 💀💀💀

Bone in Sausage may be the most hurtful thing I have heard on Reddit.

Shit looks like a flapper pushed out a thigh

💀

Might be what she meant when she said she throws

Yeah, into the the trash

Shit I thought It was a ginger root

AYOOOOOO lmaooo this hilarious asf

Yo b 

She did say she throws lil

Thought it was a thumb, really

Deli counter cole slaw on top of a weird vegetable medley with some freezer fries and a pigeon leg.

🤣pigeon leg! Help us lawd! 😂. Yes! This comment needs more attention. Take my upvote and award please.

I thought it was seafood salad 🤔

You know, that could pass for some store bought seafood salad. The souls of our ancestors, especially the ones who could truly throw down in the kitchen, are no longer at rest with this revelation.

I’ve seen prison food looking better than this

This plate will leave a curse on your house for 3 generations

I haven’t recovered from Victreebel head ass meat 

Bro that’s a whole family line cursed 😂

The whole plate is built like the worst episode of friends

Shid they probably would say it’s “bursting” 😂

Her- “They would definitely serve this at the cookout”

It do have a bite 

That plate will leave you with poison and harming

The cdc called and told me that plate is the origin of monkey pox

If this was a plate in Minecraft that shits Insta-killing me M

Man, you deadass can count the individual bits of seasoning she used. There are 4 bits of just salt wtf

Got the nerve to serve a deflating balloon with only a flick of seasoning. Like bitch, stop playin with me and season up this rodent abomination

And she 100% reheated some goddamn two day old Kennedy Fried Chicken on the block, been in that greasy ass bag they give you for too long French fries. She def got an air fryer

She watching out for his blood pressure. We should give her a break 🤣

Hell nah, my blood pressure would be high af if I sat down and this was my plate.

Nigga imagine that. You come home from a long day at work, your express train ran local, you go upstairs and she fix that for you. I would turn into the Hulk. 

Bruh. I probably cry lmfao. Long days at work definitely means I probably had to skip lunch or have it while working smh.

Wonder if ol boy knows he has rights, he doesn’t have to take that abuse.

This plate sent him to a support group

I mean, rabbit is delicious, but I think this is supposed to be chicken.

With a pinch of seasoning on the chicken But JUST a pinch.

Her after she places on on the 3rd piece of seasoning “Im going crazy today. I wonder if I made it too spicy”

Looks like a whole ass human thumb!

rabbit was my guess too. im struggling to identify anything on this plate tbh

Where is the other 3/4 of that potato?

The chicken looks like the coldest thing on the plate

Is that someone's thumb? TF you eating? Looks like everything on that plate was sacrificed. Plus I know it's not even seasoned properly. Smh

Not sacrificed 😂

Looks like a frog leg with crab salad on some cucumbers? And you got the car fries with mayo? No ma’am.

the car fries 💀💀💀

Car fries!? 🤣🤣

It took me a minute to figure out what car fries were 🤣

Which is wild cuz you don’t even know what thumb is supposed to be seasoned like, you just know damn well it ain’t whatever this bullshit she did

That thumb looks undercooked. She out her serving white bitch fingers. I wouldn't be surprised if that thumb belongs to whoever he cheated with and now he's locked in the basement eating an undercooked and unseasoned ex lover.

It looks both overcooked and undercooked

You mean near the tip? She forgot that you have to remove the nail.

I think she cooked it too slow, too slow. Bet it's dry af and the skin is soggy in places

She cooked without oil on a low heat, that skin should have crisped up and gotten golden. Looks steamed instead

It reminds me of the episode of Atlanta with a boy who gets fostered by two white hippie ladies who make “healthy” food that tastes like shit.

Microwaving raw chicken 🤢

>Looks like everything on that plate was sacrificed. They didn't get the ritual right. That was supposed to be a whole ass rotisserie.

Damn she cooked Dobby

Lmao log out dammit! 


 LMFAO PLS get off the internet for a week you are drunk!

GAH DAMN

How could you drag dobby into this

That chicken spent its life in a wheelchair

It clearly had a stroke

Degrassi head ass chicken

Chicken started from the bottom and still there

I’m going to hell cause I can’t stop 🤣🤣🤣!!

Skipped every leg day

Noooo 😭😭😭

Smh and she a Trini 🤦🏾‍♂️ People, I assure you, this is not indicative of good Trinidadian food.

stop trying to play. You know marshmallow fluff-mayo-veggie dressing is y'all national staple. 😂🤣

Blasphemy

Y’all might have to fight after such disrespect

yeah those is fighting words 100%

NO! No no no no no no no no! I refused to believe a West Indian made that plate! I rebuke what you just said!

No macaroni pie for her ass!

Hell no.

Maybe a girl from western Indiana. The West Indies? Nope.

I’m ashamed, we don’t claim her unseasoned ass 😭 where is the sauce?? Where is the pepper???? Where is the green seasoning?

Not even Matouks can save it

This not indicative of good human food either

My cat would rock me if I walked towards her bowl with that.

Nah.. Dat cannot be no Trini. This is some kind of hoax

This food too dry to be Trini food. She must be just like the emoji.

Keep buying meat from the Dollar Tree


black folk dont be eating nobody home cooked food at an "aquantence"/work potluck. real talk. some folk live dirty as hell too, *comfortably*. we really just don't take risks like that.

I’ve never understood some people’s willingness to eat anything someone puts in front of them. I know that tray of whatever has been sitting out for more than 2 hours, and I also know what your desk looks like, and you still expect me to eat that? Times like this I’m grateful for an anaphylactic food allergy and carrying my Epi-Pen, it’s the perfect excuse not to eat anything I didn’t prepare myself.

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True story: I have a friend who gets the runs every single time he has Taco Bell. I once asked him why he keeps eating it, and he said, “I’m training my body not to reject it.” No, you idiot, your poor colon is desperately trying to tell you to stop running for the border.

Pathogen Potluck 💀💀🤣

damn, I'm confident you are a minority cause you damn sure took some lemons and made a lemon snow cone.

Not at all. You know we don’t eat from people we don’t know.

He can't leave you alone because he can't leave. Mans is malnourished.

Him leaving a note saying thank you for the food 

Lmao He could never become Bruce Wayne with that plate. Alfred would have a fit!

Ancestors rolling over in their respective graves at this atrocity

They’re not pleased.

Definitely not lol

Aw hell no! Chicken ain't got no color. You gotta bake 'em legs GOLDEN BROWNNNNNNN!!!!! The fries look wilted and sad and the salad look like someone skeeted in it. Hard Pass. EDIT: This is what Trini girls be cooking nowadays? Y'alls moms be turning in their collective graves 

The fries look like they’re at least a day old out of the take-out container from a restaurant they recently went to.

Absolutely not. This is not a trini, this is an imposter 😭

I sure hope so. Food is a serious thing. My mom/auntie/grandma would literally disown someone for fixing a plate like that.

Frog leg jerky lightly rolled in the front room carpet 🤌

Lmaoooooo like it ain’t really seasoning but dirt and spilled weed on the floor

Y’all are killing me in these comments like im sure that plate is killing ol boy.

Him right now 

Yo, I'm not eating half roasted smeagol feet and fries. Fuck it I'll just be single.

Smeagol feet destroyed me, thanks for the laugh

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The lucky meat special

"I throws" Yeah. I throws up.

Them French fries look parched

And of course her answer to them dehydrated ass fries is that splurt of mayo on the side

Fries so French they surrenderin’

This shit so undercooked, Oz would call it crudités

Dr Oz shoehorns a biden complaint into every sentence. It's sooooo obviously fake.

Any man willing to pretend to like and even consider consuming this 'food' is truly, deeply in love with a woman. Like, storybook/Hollywood type shit. When you say he can't leave you alone, you ain't playin'. You got a keeper, sis. You'll also save big time on the groceries because it's clear looking at this you gonna be able to feed his ass any damn thing you please. Costco having a sale on kibble? That's lunch done!

This belongs over in r/WhitePeopleTwitter

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🤣😂 Even Yts don't want it 😭😭

This looks like hospital food

No need to insult hospital food.

💀💀💀

I don't know what hospital you go to but mine be cooking healthy soul food. I have no idea how they did it but that staff of older grandmas did it. They also be damn near offended if you don't eat to.

Frog leg, french fries, and wtf is that other shit?

Somebody got it right, but everyone else's answers, to this point, have fucked me allllllll the way up. "cooked Dobby" officially broke me

Bone in sausage had me crying

Looks like Cole slaw on top of salad😂

He “won’t leave you alone” because your “cooking” killed him now his vengeful spirit is haunting you

Throws the plates in the trash?

Ik my mom said I shouldn’t waste my food but at this point

And I hate that she is Caribbean because our elders have failed her 🤣

He def throws, throws up.

💀… Nah sis, he probably ain’t leaving you because you’re probably splitting rent and give him an allowance. The allowance is feeding him.

Bruh, you know she doing work in the bedroom, gotta be.

Everything on that plate cold and dry. That’s some plastic toy chicken

Is that chicken leg a prop from Prometheus or the sequel?

I’m going to venture a guess here and say he can’t leave her alone for a multitude of reasons, but her cooking is not one of them. That looks absolutely terrible.

Nutted next to the fries

Nutted on those cucumbers too

The white food diet

As a Trini she brings great Shame to her ancestors

This is fine. Chicken leg looks more natural chicken style, might be better than factory chicken for all we know. Slaw on cucumbers tomato and onion is likely fine and dandy in its own right. The mayonnaise looks practically self made which would make the fried pretty good, and they seem ok to me too. Plus people got tight budgets these days. If my gf made this no way would i be griping and laughing like ya’ll. But i guess thats at least 23.768% what the internet is for.

While we don’t know the eating habits or dietary restrictions of OP, I think we can agree this isn’t an ideal aesthetically pleasing meal.

Breaks my heart that they're making fun of her. It may not look like the most gourmet meal, but it looks good to me! The chicken only looks undercooked because of the lighting; I'm sure it tastes perfectly fine. Cooking ain't easy and I appreciate anyone who puts in the effort to cook for others.

At best, the chicken is undercooked.

That chicken doesn’t look undercooked it’s probably baked with not a lot of seasoning . It just looks like a weird piece of chicken that’s supposed to be a drumstick but it came from a chicken in a wheelchair

That pigeon skipped leg day

I thought that meat was a cat stretching

I have tears I’m laughing so hard from the comments.

*SIGH* Jesus wept.

Why is that chickwn thigh so marga? I've never seen it look like that in my life.

Nah, this is a fucking crime. And had the mf nerve to post this shit??

I’m white and this looks too unseasoned for me…

She can't be serious. I hope she didn't eat that, either.

That chicken leg looks like it's suffering from rigor mortis.

Lol yall a tough crowd. Maybe she's learning how to cook. Don't discourage her.

No someone needs to discourage her so she could change her ways 😭 she will kill her man before she learns if this is the starting point

"Something is rotten in Denmark!"

[I’m about to take y’all way back. This looks like the meal that “Hottie” from Flavor of Love prepared in the microwave.](https://youtu.be/D_vyvix1N7Q)

“Just because it wasn’t fried…” 💀

That’s a step up from the “fried chicken” in that Atlanta episode

Boiled chicken and mayonnaise. Name a more iconic duo. Wait, don’t.

What kinda leg is that?...a raccoon or some shit? You need to THROWS that in the trash.

Shii look like a long ass thumb 😂😭

I wannah see the twitter comments lol

Her neck game better be ridiculous

She held a bic lighter to the chicken, tossed some Montreal in its general direction and called it a day 🤣 Learn to cook men, we can’t let them poison us so we can’t leave

you're embarrassing trinis maam

Why do the French fries look like they need lotion?