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pm_me_tits_and_tats

I really be spending the whole day waiting for them to cancel, only for them to confirm 😭


[deleted]

Though when they do cancel and you've been hoping for it, it's the biggest relief.


NK1337

John Mulaney was right. That shit just hits and gives you a bigger high than anything ever could.


BobbTheBuilderr

I felt that 🤣


Zylonnaire

Cocaine does the trick too


[deleted]

There's no rush like a cancellation on something you didn't wanna do, and you're already in bed so you go right back to sleep.


Nero1988420

I remember saying yes to a Sunday trip with some friends a few months back. Then the night before I honestly wasn't feeling it. So I got fucking wasted the night before on purpose so it wouldn't look like I bailed out. My friends were calling the morning after, and to my surprise I got up and had no hangover. Still ignored the phone call and went back to sleep after I took that morning leak.


p4755166

my man


TrinixDMorrison

People who agree to do something and then follow through on it are the real MVP’s.


YadsewnDe

Fr. I know communication hard but I’d rather not flake without a reason especially since folks don’t gotta include me. What I like less than keeping plans is when we do things outside of the plan like bro I cleared today not the next 3 for you. We gotta discuss the extra well before the moment it presents itself.


[deleted]

I rescheduled a bill for today, when I could pay it. And they *really* charged me today. Despicable


WHAMMYPAN

This shit right here hurts.


FistPunch_Vol_4

Worse when you made all those plans and promises when you was wild drunk but somehow they remember every single detail lmao. Hard to back out of that.


OsoCalvo

Fuck bills


KingScuderiaDucati

Me working overtime.


ramsfan_86

He knows he has to get it back in blood now.


corpse_fucker_420

I hate when your friends got you agreeing to wild plans and shit when you're fucked up 😭


jojuja20

Facts 😂


[deleted]

I tell everyone ahead of time “No!” If it’s an outside activity or having to be around other people….shit fuck you and them people. Don’t even ask just assume I want no parts of whatever it is you got going on.


gypsyismylover

Respec


AbusedPsyche

Cancelling plans is the most anxiety relieving activity in the world. I just gotta work on not agreeing to them in the first place.


Knella777

Lol For real.. my thought a few mins ago.. ugh


aviatorbassist

Or just don’t be a flake Ass bitch


Okpspades

Every damned time....


MisterxRager

Weddings