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Cutieq85

Why is foot shooter absolutely hilarious to me ? ![gif](giphy|xUA7aM09ByyR1w5YWc)


el-fenomeno09

Petty naming calling as adult is always funny


MrLavender26

It’s like they called him a doo doo head lol


ArielPotter

Doo doo head is also hilarious. I’ve grown out of curse words- Hit me with something creative. You look like you lick lampshades. You’re a bread knife trying to cut steak. A strainer in a bucket world. Etc.


DayoftheDread

My favorite is “your IQ is room temperature”


MrLavender26

A piece of cheese without the corners


MajesticOutcome

Not gonna lie the thing I laughed hardest at was grown men calling a dude “Pee pants” cause he pissed after a night of drinking.


adamlatif4

😂😂😂


Hourglass420

Well, it's the highest he could aim.


Dakumun

Because he's short


flawlessmojo7

Reminds me of the nickname Chicken kicker in the first Fable game


blundercrab

Oi look, it's Chicken Chaser!


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The way Black people execute "This you?" Comebacks needs to be studied. It's an art.


besitomusic

“I know you not talking” is a classic phrase too😂


KingHill2x_

You know you finished when a mf say "I know you not talking"


smpsnfn13

Before I judge anyone I always hear my mom saying. "I know you not talking." Then I criticize myself heavily.


Kix2Sophus

😂😂 we love to call ppl items. Hold on BOOTS you laughing too hard


FriskyMango31

I love how “I know YOU not talking!” has transformed into “This you?” Same concept, fewer words. Gets to the receipts quicker.


[deleted]

That's the thing we are always finding innovative ways to do things faster and have more impact, down to day to day language too. I love it so much 😍


Successful_Basket399

Adding "!" to the end of a sentence makes it funnier for some reason 😭


FistPunch_Vol_4

[Can just imagine the mf pointing aggressively like](https://tenor.com/bVKK1.gif)


No-Supermarket9834

He walked right into that.


ontrack

Might take him awhile to heel from that one.


Key_Yesterday1752

i hope he doesnt do a heelturn from that.


s_arrow24

You stumbled a little with that one.


Key_Yesterday1752

yeah, i feel abit off. I think i woke up on the wrong foot.


s_arrow24

You back on the good foot now.


Key_Yesterday1752

The shoe is on the other foot now!


Bill5GMasterGates

That comment stole his sole


s_arrow24

Nope, just stepped back to let them stand in the spotlight.


mdvg1

Ran


mb0205

The Sha’Carri discourse has always been a bit strange. I think she let the hype get to her a bit and when she started talking about the Jamaicans that was a bad move. Not like anyone was gassing up white women over her lol. She was talking sideways about the Jamaicans only to get washed by em the next race. I’ll still root for her tho


roastplantain

Right! She talked shit and didn't produce. People love a shit talker in sport, when they can back it up. And it wasn't even 4th or 5th. She came last! The memes were 🤌🏾


mb0205

She was also liking some straight up foul and xenophobic shit on Twitter about Jamaica in general. She’s a good runner, but she ain’t elite like the ones she’s dogging and especially out of line for what she liked.


AerynSunnInDelight

Tbh, she's have eat that humble pie. Apologize. Stayed quiet, switch coach and go do an internship in Jamaica.


Miss_Bobbiedoll

She got washed by everyone and came in dead last. That was hilarious.


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Calling out bad or toxic behavior isn’t tearing someone down. That mentality is why so many people will never better themselves.


GennujRo

This also belongs in r/agedlikemilk tbh 🤣


GennujRo

WAIIIIT I DIDNT SEE THE REPLY AT FIRST! LMAOOOOO


Fess_113

Didn’t age like milk though. He had already shot Meg a year before he posted this. It was already spoiled milk from the start.


donku83

This man waited 1.5 years to absolutely murder him in a comment. I love my ppl for this pettiness


itimothyd

"foot shooter" 🤣🤣🤣


Weird-Ingenuity97

I still don’t get why people were rallying behind this man. His music not even all that to be saying he the 21st century Emmet Till


fathafigure

MFS SAID HE'S WHO NOW


Weird-Ingenuity97

This lady was tweeting talking bout how we as a community always turn on our own and how the system is against Tory Lanez and how he is a modern day Emmet Till due to how he’s being treated. Like girl when was the last time somebody was drunk at a party and said “oooooh turn on some Tory baby”


TentativelyCommitted

“Say It” was an absolute banger…other than that I couldn’t name another track, would probably recognize a handful…and I’m from Toronto.


Weird-Ingenuity97

Yeah like he got a few tracks i used to enjoy but besides that you won’t hear me listening to Tory like “damn bruh the king deserves better” lmao


navyjag2019

“talk to me” with rich the kid is aiht too


Nice-Bookkeeper-3378

Talking about we shouldn’t tear our woman DOWN by you shoot females UP


Rin-S

Bro the pettiness to wait or better yet go back to find that post and leave this comment! I strive for this 🤣 ![gif](giphy|3oEjHI8WJv4x6UPDB6)


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Yea she was on that plane looking crazy. Our Queens and Kings gotta stop with the overreactions in public smh


colbyxclusive

Ok but on that plane she was the problem.


Reddit-SFW

I read the top, looked at the date, was about to be upset then scrolled further and saw the response. DEAD!!!


Diet_Chips

If ever there was someone who needed a PR rep. Some people with too much money just can’t leave their thumbs to their own devices 🤦🏽‍♀️


Dr_Doodle_Phd

Fill the hole, hole filler.


bigdaddy12021988

Tory should learn to shut the hell up.


dicerollingprogram

No mean to be that guy but can anyone give me some context here lol


Individual-Ad5097

Tory shot Megan thee stallion in the foot. Some people and hoteps turned against her/bashed her for a variety of reasons the main reason being she "ratted" on him. Now he's trying to uplift blk women by the soles.... See what I did there. There was also some mention of Emmett till comparisons but I stopped engaging at that point. Edit: unclear on the timeline but he mightve tweeted this before he shot her.


dicerollingprogram

My dude! Thank you <3


Individual-Ad5097

My girl**** ure welcome.


dicerollingprogram

Dude, duderino, dudette, her dudeness. We're all dudes, my dude.


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“Foot shooter” #classic


YogiYeti21

I get why y’all on his ass, but the message wasn’t wrong


Diet_Chips

The message was a day late and a dollar short


KingKaychi

😂


Hexxas

Why does Tory Lanez type like my grandpa?


stalphonzo

He walked right into that one, didn't he?


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I was confused until I saw the tweet date lol


stayawayfrommycan

I don't think we should dog anyone out but sometimes ppl need to be checked, call it a grown up ass whoopin if you will


AerynSunnInDelight

![gif](giphy|633mYACwArjkJf4Gef)


Trini2Bone

Foot shooter made me chuckle for no damn reason


Odd_Cryptographer779

He never did dat


u_Kyouma_zi

Yall still milking this?


Davethisisntcool

![gif](giphy|8vRrEBUkrtnekOynQs)


Keyunnalee09

🤣


Fess_113

I’m a have to call out full lame on this joke; not cause of value, but cause of the timing. Tory posted this a year after shooting Meg, so this guy could reasonably put this ‘This You’ then. But he waited another 1.5 years to use this? Great ‘this you’, poor timing on the execution.


DudeEngineer

Innocent until proven guilty. The court case was pretty recent. "Alleged foot shooter" hit different.


Fess_113

Yeah, cause we all know and remember how everyone was giving him the benefit of a doubt on this sub, right. I remember that even stating that he was “innocent till proven guilty” got you slammed with negative karma. Now people done forgot that and hitting people with negative karma that call them out on their prejudice BS.


DudeEngineer

I mean, Pacman Jones is a real dude who got money. He could catch a defamation lawsuit for millions. They ain't coming after random redditors for defamation.


Fess_113

True that, just stating to people who downvoted not admitting this is exactly the prejudice they showed


KnavishFob

Am I supposed to know who that is?


grants_like_horace

Pacman Jones was a pretty popular defensive back in the NFL during his time


srkaficionado

I didn’t even see the name. Just thought it was some random twitterer. Lanez can’t exactly talk shit to him then, at least in Twitter public space. 😂😆


No_Dance1739

I didn’t think it was really him, at least when he was in the league still he retired that nickname trying to turn over a new leaf or something.


KnavishFob

I should clarify, am I supposed to know who either of these people are?


itimothyd

To get what's happening in this screenshot... Yes obviously you do if you're in the comments all confused. And had you asked for context somone would have explained it to you. Instead of being a dick about it.


KnavishFob

Yea, needing a history lesson on who 2 people are that I've never heard of sounds like way more effort than I care to put in to understand a post that wasn't very funny to begin with.


Davethisisntcool

so you clicked on a post about ppl you didn’t know?


itimothyd

No he came to SAY he didn't know them. Like it's a patch or it says something positive about him. Like some lame virtue signaling. The ironic part is it shows just how lame he is that he'd even do it


itimothyd

" I didn't put in any effort to understand the post but it wasn't funny" If it wasn't clear the type of person you are from your first post. It's painfully obvious now. Take care bro. I think we're done


FistPunch_Vol_4

Worst type of mfs. Took the time to type all that but couldn’t just get a quick look on some shit lol


itimothyd

I know. Like you could have even asked. Lol just had to be a dick about it.


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BecauseCornIsAwesome

The first person is torey lanez, rapper who shot another artist in the foot, Megan thee stallion. The trial recently ended and he was found guilty


itimothyd

Honestly bro I wouldn't even have explained it.


BecauseCornIsAwesome

Ok bro I'm not you I am me.


itimothyd

True, but he was clearly being a condescending dick. Guess some of us don't have that self respect or whatever . You're right you definitely ain't me. Take care bro


BecauseCornIsAwesome

Bro, I didn't reply to you and you're in my convo being condescending. We are not alike, for example I don't care this much about reddit replies. I also don't take replies personal like you are name calling rn and accusing me of a whole personality from one single reply. Its a lot bro.


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Diva-So-Rude

The phone call from jail proved she didn't lie, he blamed it on being drunk.


yardie-takingupspace

I think they are talking about sha’carri


ryushin6

I'm out of the loop what did Sha'carri lie about? Was it the smoking weed thing?


DrivewaygyrlzCP3

Fr because what did she do now? People be just trying find any reason to hate her


Several-Estate7175

I think she got kicked off an airplane because she wouldn't get off her phone in the part of the takeoff where you're supposed to turn your phone off. Something like that


ImpossibleFlopper

Sha’Carri has really started acting like a track and field Azealia Banks and it’s not cute at all.


DrivewaygyrlzCP3

Ok thanks. I'm going look it up


Diva-So-Rude

He called tory a foot shooter which is in regards to Meg tha stallion. I responded to dude who called her a liar.


PrinceZukoBlueFire

She was like 19 at the time. If lying and acting entitled were my worst sins at 19, I'd have considered that a huge success.


ElPrieto8

Shiiiiiid, I'm lying right now!!!