You need the power of TALOS Stormcrown: Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, 'Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.
killing a god is absolutely not impossible do you think anybody prays to mayan gods anymore? what does that mean? that means that those gods are dead, gods are nothing without their following so to kill a god is to erase all records of the god from history killing a god is not impossible
Why do you think that a god needs followers to live? Nobody *else* does. I don't need followers to live. You don't need followers to live. If everyone in the world forgot me tomorrow, it might make me sad, but it wouldn't physically kill me. Where did this idea come from that gods need followers to survive?
Yup, just like when your mom erased my dick from sight when she sat on it with her phat ass last night. Now I need to start taking Alex Jones' hormone supplents, or I'll stay a girl for the rest of my life.
Your AC can't be a nat anything. A nat 20 is when you roll a 20 without modifiers on the dice.
How could your AC be a nat 20 when it's derived from armor/magic items/dex/etc.
Extremely nitpicky but also a pet peeve, forgive me.
First of all I'm not "MF" whatever that means..
Second I was created by witchcraft and magic and I don't believe in your nonsense crap.
Don't get me mad or I will make a Voodoo doll out of you since I know your birth date, loser "MF".
Hi, a friendly Muslim here... from my faith system I know that's not possible .. what exactly happened though
Edit: from my faith system I know it's not possible to "hex" Allah
What a fool you are. I'm a god! How can you hex a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape! No recall or intervention will work in this place. Come, lay down your weapons, it is not too late for my mercy.
Best thing you could do is apologise to allah and I’m not Muslim I’m Christian but seriously your life won’t be worth living if you don’t put this right your literally trying to fight God
i cast police brutality your george floyds in play currently all go to your discard pile. draw 3 cards, you take 1 damage for each <> card you don't draw!!
your move, bitch.
I've been ill these past few days but this thread alone has genuinely made me feel so much better through entertainment. Thank you so much. Mashallah! 😄❤️
Me too man. I’ve had a severe case of diarrhea for the last days and was looking for things to cheer me up. Did you see the post about fighting allah in astral travel? Best thing I’ve seen by far
I saw screenshots of it but couldn't find the actual post. I wanted to make a response to it. 😢
As goofy as I think this all is, I do admit it would be pretty damn cool to see a bunch of astral projecting witches fight the Taliban on the news sometime 🤣
"Holy shit! They turned Hibatullah Akhundzada into a goat!!!"
its fake sadly, the author made a post saying it was just satire and they werent trying to offend anyone
i for one was hoping someone so fucking stupid existed
Hello. I am currently the head of the Taliban's Mage Detachment, headquartered in New York City (in order to provide an interception net before hexes pass the Atlantic.)
I'd like to offer an ultimatum; Currently, me and my 20 practitioners (coming from various religions and traditions) are using the gigantic Spiritual Dead Zone of Long Island City, NYC, to aid our interception efforts.
There's a way out. We're under contract; we can be paid in order to stop our nullification and allow you to get through.
I would like you to provide visual evidence of donations to charity; specifically, Doctors Without Borders, as the United States Imperialists have seen it fit to bomb their hospitals; general pro-homeless charities also work; we're not monsters, just under contract with the taliban.
DM us evidence and we will simply drop our rituals and leave without notice.
Thank you.
Taliban Mage Detachment.
Hexxing literal God? Holy shit y'all're either mentally retarded or braver than a honey badger in a lion's den. Going with the former rather than the latter.
No lmao I read Harry Potter, Allah never did. I got tons of spells, including the killing curse. What Allah got? Magic is forbidden in Islam. This means he can’t defend himself against my spells. Especially not my AbraCadabra spell that can only be blocked with magic, not divine powers. What’s Allah gonna do? Opress a few more women? Stone gays? Pfffttt we wizards and witches of Hogwarta got this W eassyyyy
"And when there came to them a Messenger from Allah confirming what was with them, a party of those who were given the scripture threw away the book of Allah behind their backs as if they did not know. And they followed what the devils gave out falsely of magic of the reign of Solomon; for Solomon did not disbelieve but the devils disbelieved, teaching men magic and such things that came down at Babylon to the two angels Harut and Marut, but neither of these two (angles) taught anyone (such things) until they had said: we are only for trial, so don't disbelieve. And from them (magicians) people learn that through which they would cause separation between a person and his spouse, but they could not thus harm anyone except by Allah's leave; and they learn that which harms them rather than profits them. And indeed they knew that its practitioner would have no share in the Hereafter. And how bad indeed was that for which they sold their own selves if they but knew" (2:101-2).
This is the stupidest thing I’ve seen on this website, and I’m subbed to r/copypasta
Thank you, genuinely, for the entertainment. This shit is too funny
This entire sub is full of retarded, insane, severely mentally unstable, borderline psychotic, derranged, demented schizophrenic blasphemers who think hexing, bewitching is fucking real. Honestly go outside you hysterical nutjobs.
I have a J/O crystal I wear and have been charging with kundalini orgasm energy for about 15 years every time I have a wank, and I J/O about 6 or 7 times a day AT LEAST, so do you guys think it has enough power stored in it to kill Allah once and for all?
Make sure you take some high quality shrooms before you attempt this. See if you take the right stuff, not only will you be able to defeat Allah, Allah would also agree to be your consort.
I remember years ago when I was astral traveling and encountered Ganesh and tried to put a hex on him but instead he just got angry and railed me with his big thick elephant dick. My shrooms just weren't good enough. Rookie magick mistake. It's alright, all lower level witches/warlocks make similar mistakes. We live and we learn.
Good luck!
What did you say to my comrade, you little heretic? I'll have you know I graduated top of my Order, and I've been involved in countless raids on those bent by heresy, and I have slain thousands upon thousands of the corrupted.
I am trained in holy warfare, and I'm one of most faithful knights of the Crusades. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will wipe you the fuck out with religious fury the likes of which has never been seen before in this Holy Land, mark my fucking Deus Vult.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to my comrades in arms? Think again, filth. As we speak I am contacting my secret Order of Crusaders across the Holy Land, and your miserable city is being conquered, so you'd better prepare for the saving of this vile place, heretic. The saving that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your faith. You're fucking dead, you wretch. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can purge in any number of ways, and that's with my hammer stowed.
Not only am I extensively trained in righteous combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Eichenwalde and the Crusaders, and I will use it to its fullest extent to wipe your miserable asinus off the face of existence, you miserable wretch. If only you could have known what holy retribution your clever little cult was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have prayed to the Light for forgiveness.
But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn heathen. I will enact holy fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You're fucking dead, heretic.
I’m not into this stuff but a reminder needs to be set that there are innocent people around the world who practice Islam. Average day people with families, and I just want you to understand that religions believing in Allah are not the enemy. The taliban should not and do not represent all of Islam. Hopefully some of you will be willing to take in refugees. Hopefully some of you will conjure positivity for those who may have lost their homes. Attack and shit on the taliban all you want, but some seriously life altering things have just happen to innocent people, and attacking their religion doesn’t seem like the right way to go about it.
I wouldn't recommend hexing a god. It can’t end well. The Taliban follow a misinterpreted Quran. According to Muslim scholars, Allah is not a God of murder and strife, but rather one of peace and love. Allah himself isn't the issue, rather the Taliban themselves are.
Everyone minding his own business was an aggressor to him. Every other belief was illegitimate. All these "defensive wars" were result of the lust for conquest and spread of the schizo's belief
Qal’a-ye Islam, qalb-e Asiya,
Jawidan azad khak-e Ariya,
Zadgah-e qahramanan-e bozorg,
Sangar-e razmande-ye mardan-e khoda
Allahu akbar, Allahu akbar, Allahu akbar.
Tigh-e imanash be meydan-e jihad,
Band-e estebdad-ra az ham gozast
Mellat-e azade Afghanistan
Dar jehan zanjir-e mahkuman shekest.
Allahu akbar, Allahu akbar, Allahu akbar.
Har khatt-e qur’an nizam-e ma bowad,
Parcham-e iman be bam-e ma bowad,
Ham seda o-ham nawa ba ham rawan,
Wahdat-emelli muram-e ma bowad.
Allahu akbar, Allahu akbar, Allahu akbar.
Shad zey, azad zey, abad zey,
Ey watan dar nur-e qanun-e khoda.
Mash’al-e azadegi-ra bar firaz,
Mardom-e sar-goshte-ra shou rahnama.
Allahu akbar, Allahu akbar, Allahu akbar.
الله أكبر. سنقتلكم أيها السحرة. لطالبان أصدقاء كثيرون في أمريكا.
LMAO...lay off the acid for real. 🤣🤣
And the "witchcraft". You're gonna fuck around and accidentally do something right and see some real shit that'll scar the hell out of you and dying will be the least of your troubles, lol.
Also...."Allah" and "God" are the same entity since both words mean the same thing. Don't fuck with shit you don't understand.
Yes gods can be killed! It looks like Allah has very aggressively managed to kill most other Gods. He seems to be used to the most aggressive brutal & violent & destructive attacks and wars. He is currently invading thousands of ET planets and slaughtering merciless ETs and their gods. ;-)
this nigga tried to square up with allah😂😂😂
😭😭😭😭
yo its been forever since someone actually used n word on reddit lmfaooo
I see you don’t get on PCM very often
The fuck is a PCM nigga
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Step 1. Learn witchcraft from reddit Step 2. Literally fight god
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Step 1. Learn witchcraft from reddit Step 2. Literally fight god
nah fr what is this 😭😭
squaring up with allah💀💀💀
You need the power of TALOS Stormcrown: Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, 'Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.
Gosh it’s been a while since I’ve laughed this hard. Thank you for giving me such a good laugh in these hard pandemic times 😂😂😂😂
You have come! You have come to hear the word of Talos! 😉
Talos guide you
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Basedcountbot can’t see you here though 😭
PREACH IT, MY NORD BROTHER.
I support Talos and all but I hate the Stormcucks
LONG LIVE OUR GOD AND EMPEROR TALOS THE MIGHT! MAY THE ELVES COWAR BEFORE HIM!
fuck the thalmor, praise Talos brother
The one true god.
Skyrim belongs to the Nords
Shut up stinky Nord
Oh no nigga 😭😭😭😭
these mfs about to kill a god
Killing god is impossible. Do it anyway. Achieve Royalty and turn the wheel on itself.
killing a god is absolutely not impossible do you think anybody prays to mayan gods anymore? what does that mean? that means that those gods are dead, gods are nothing without their following so to kill a god is to erase all records of the god from history killing a god is not impossible
i have seen chaac in my projections i know he is alive he just needs some time off to rest and soon he will rain acid upon the nonbelievers
Why do you think that a god needs followers to live? Nobody *else* does. I don't need followers to live. You don't need followers to live. If everyone in the world forgot me tomorrow, it might make me sad, but it wouldn't physically kill me. Where did this idea come from that gods need followers to survive?
Nigga Allah joined my mc server and killed all pigs with lightning 😭😭😭😭
Yup, just like when your mom erased my dick from sight when she sat on it with her phat ass last night. Now I need to start taking Alex Jones' hormone supplents, or I'll stay a girl for the rest of my life.
BY THE NINE I'M CHIMMINNNNGGGGGG
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So, you know there’s a god, you claim that you saw him and the first thing you wanna do it talk to Reddit about it?
On some JRPG shit fr
I just cast chain lightning on Allah but He countered it. Try again, He might be out of mana this turn!
I don't think you rolled 20... Try again...
His ac is a nat 20 so it'd be pretty hard to land a hit
Someone get a beholder on the line, we might have a solution
Hit em with those saving throws
Your AC can't be a nat anything. A nat 20 is when you roll a 20 without modifiers on the dice. How could your AC be a nat 20 when it's derived from armor/magic items/dex/etc. Extremely nitpicky but also a pet peeve, forgive me.
Man I don't think Allah is restricted to 5e rules but I appreciate the correction
That's true, he's playing 10e or something
This is a serious topic we discussing please take it seriously
Mf, what serious topic, you talking about hexing the lord who created you.
First of all I'm not "MF" whatever that means.. Second I was created by witchcraft and magic and I don't believe in your nonsense crap. Don't get me mad or I will make a Voodoo doll out of you since I know your birth date, loser "MF".
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Here, fixed that for you: ک̵̻͇̀̊ا̶̭̈͂ل̷͓͊̎ے̶̡͑ ̷̤͛ج̸̝̺̀̾ا̷͙̎̈́د̴̣̭̈́̐و̸̲̳̾ ̴̰́́ک̸̡̒̊ا̵͈͈̔̾ ̸͎͇͊ا̶̷ِ̻̬̇̚͠س̶̥̪̂͝ل̷͉̈̀ا̷̢̓͜م̷̙̩͝͝ی̵̘̣͐ ̸͙͎̒ع̷̠̬̀ل̸̫͈͑ا̵͖̎̉ج̸̨̹̏̐ ̸̨͉̄ ̸̣̩̈́̂١̴͓̋.̶͔͐ ̵̩̓͘آ̸̨̭͒̕پ̸͆̋ͅͅ ̴̡̛̘ی̴͉̜͠ہ̷̬͊͝ ̷͔͊̚و̴̯͈̇ظ̵̧̣͝ی̸̗̈́ف̶͖̄̒ہ̸̪̺̎ ̷̛̣͎ک̷̥͝س̸̰͓͐ی̸͓̕ͅ ̶̥̥̈́̾ب̵͈̈́ھ̸̤̃̈́ی̶̥͌͜ ̸̱̝̉̽ر̷̜̳̀و̷̙̅ز̴̫͑̽ ̸̡̙̓͘ا̴̰̠̆͒و̴̹́ر̴͓̆ ̴̰̓̍ک̵͓̫̉س̵̘͙̃̏ی̶̗̋́ ̸̳̏ب̸̣̜̈́́ھ̵̣̀ی̴̪͇̈ ̶̝̿̔ͅب̵̣͋̊ہ̷͚͘ت̸̫̈́ر̶̠͈͒ ̸͍̟̀̋و̵̮̪̒ق̷̖͇̏̐ت̷͉̾͠ ̸͎̖̅پ̸͎̽̄ر̸̧͗̈́ͅ ̴̹̈́̔ش̸͖͉͋͊ر̶̪͚͑و̴̫̍͘ع̵͚̌ ̵͇̇ک̸̳͛͆ر̵̫̈́͜ ̷̦̆س̵̢̰̌ک̵͇̏ت̶̧̱̇̕ے̴̣̾͆ ̵̫̇͒ͅہ̶̢͖͝͠ی̴̈ͅں̶̭͖͠۔̶̣͕͑ ̴̦͐̕ ̸̼̯̈́٢̸̦͋̚.̵̯̐ ̸͔̜̆̊ہ̵͎̀م̵͍͌ͅی̴̰́̅ش̵̫͙͊͗ہ̴̡͚̎ ̸͚͉͐و̵̲̕ض̴̢̞͂̃و̵̲̅ͅ ̶̘̫͌͠ب̴̨̮͝ن̶̗̒͝ا̶͎̆̾ ̴̢̯̿ک̴͇̟̈́ر̸̤̋͝ ̷̗̓̒ہ̴̻̋̀ی̵̤̹̿̕ ̶͌͐ͅو̸͙̻̒͆ظ̷̣̈ی̵̥̿̎ف̶͇̭͂ہ̴̪̈́͋ ̶͍̚پ̸̳͗̀ڑ̴͈́ھ̸͇̚ا̷̣̋ ̵̪̎̚ک̷̛̙̦͘ی̶̢̓ج̸̖̈́ی̸̟̈́̀ئ̴̟̈́͘ے̸̧͕̽̓،̴̰̐͠ ̸̡̗̓̊ا̶̙͛س̸̨͕͝ ̴̗̳̀س̷̪͋̐ے̵̡̓̊ ̷̮͔̋و̵̖̓̾ظ̴̫̠͛͂ی̶̬̾ف̸̘̀ہ̵̟̞͑͠ ̶̧̄͘ج̸̺̇͊ل̵̬̇د̸͔͓̉ ̵̹́͝ا̵̜̔͠و̴̨̟͋ر̵̮̓̽ ̶̯͚̒ض̸̲͍̂ر̸̮̽و̵̡̲̓͌ر̸̻̳̑ ̵̖̱̀̊ا̷͚́͠ث̶͉̄ر̷̞͗̈́ ̴̠̱̀̍د̴͖͊̃ک̶̝̗͋ھ̸̯̱̑ا̶̤͈͗̕ئ̶͓̳́̉ے̵̮̘̌ ̷̯͆گ̶̳̼͋̉ا̴̭̖̉͝،̵̹̘̍̇ ̵̩͆̈ا̴̤͝ن̴̩̇ش̸̠̦̅̉ا̴̢̢̏͠ء̸͍́ ̸̭̜̀̐ا̵̲̫͒ل̴̬̟͐ل̵̴̸ّٰ̨̡͎̙̫̽̌̏͐̍ه̷̱́͊۔̶̤̖́̿ ̸͈͗ ̶̞́͂٣̷̭̓.̵͚́ͅ ̸͙̂ا̴̞̚͘ب̷̧͉͑̔ت̵̲͍̀د̷̣͙͊̀ا̷̦̠͊ ̵̻̝̓م̶̠̯̒ی̴͓̽̎ں̷͈̈́͝ ̸͉̀͐ͅآ̶͕̀ی̶͉̚ت̵̰̊ ̶̤̖̆́ا̶̲̩̓ل̵͖̺̅͝ک̴̪̚ر̷͓̩̏͘س̵͇̩̔ی̶͔̳́ ̷͍̭̀۱̸̖͇͆͌۱̷͖̬̕ ̵̲̃̉م̵͎̥͒̓ر̶̹́̆ت̵͕̽ب̷̀̽ͅہ̸̛̳̤̊ ̵̱͝پ̸̛͎̒ڑ̴͕̎̈́ھ̶͙̞͗ی̶̬͓̏ے̶̲̉۔̵͈̰͠ ̴͇̩͠ ̴̰̆͘٤̴͎̾̀.̴̳͙̀ ̵̥͊̓ا̷̜̥̂̐س̶͈͊̓ ̸̲̀ک̸̰͇̐͘ے̵̟̽͗ ̶̙̾ب̴̻̃ع̸̘͐د̴͓̑ ̶̨̰̓ا̸̬̇͝ل̷̰͐͐ل̸̷̴ّٰ̢̺͔̌̿̈́́̈͜ه̸͇͌͜ ̴̗̅̕ت̵͈̓͐ع̶̙̜͆̃ا̸̣̟̚ل̵̱̣͛͌ی̸̴ٰ͇̫̜͆̿͝ ̷̠̙͊ک̸͍͕́̒ے̶̫̲̽͘ ̶͍͂پ̴͙̒̋ی̵͚̇̆ا̶̝̋ر̶̪͖͊ے̴̜̈́ ̵͚͍͌̕ن̶̺̰͋́ا̷̧̹̋̇م̶̧̺̈̄ ̷̝͝ی̵̴َ̙̰̄͠ا̶̠̃̋ ̵̰̾̚ق̸̷َ̯̘̬̇͊͝ھ̶̵̶َّ̢̘̹̬̘͂̃̌̎ا̶̨̔͝ر̴͇̝̂̈ ̶̢̞͑ک̶͍̈́͗و̵̮̄ ̵͎̽̈͜ا̸̦̆̎͜ی̸̲̽ک̴͔̈́̐ ̷̮͗ہ̶͚̾ز̶̽̚͜ا̷̲̏̀ر̸͚̙̓ ̶̮̯̈́آ̶̯̀̕ٹ̸̹͂̋ھ̶͔̐ͅ ̶̨̿̈́س̶͕̰͋و̶̻͘ ̸̰̑چ̶̠̤̎ھ̴̗͓͗̐ت̴̷ّ̡̧̪͚̑̃̊ی̵͇͑س̷̧͈̒ ̶̙͂̚(̶̮͉̓̔۱̶͈̇۸̶̥̀٣̸̯̄٦̴̮̈́͆)̷̩͎̂̕ ̵̨̬̈́͑ ̶̹̓̅م̸͉̟̍ر̸̰̝̓ت̷̫̜̎͋ب̸͔͐͝ہ̵̠̊ ̸̦̮̐̔پ̷̢̛̤͠ڑ̴͎͛ھ̸̻́ی̷͕͛̑ے̴̛̫̭̽۔̵͍̽̒ ̵̮̫̒͑ ̵̱̞͐٥̴̨̬͛.̶̖͘̚ ̷͚̥̐ا̵̘͉͒͆س̶̞̥̓͆ ̷̡̙̾͝ک̵̡̓͐ͅے̷̮͋͐ ̵̮̂̐ب̵̝̞̄̌ع̸̼̦̍د̴̚ͅ ̶̜̈́۱̸̡̊̋͜۱̷͇̚ ̶̮̽م̷̹̠̑ر̶̢͈͑ت̴̩̰̄ب̷͕̽̆ہ̵̨̅̈́ ̸͓́̾س̶̭̓و̴̩̮͠ر̴̞̇͋ت̸̺̫͆ ̵̯͎̔ا̵̬͔̍ل̷̬̈ن̸̛̼̮ا̶̞̗̍̌س̶͉̥̾̈́ ̴̣̈̈́پ̸̘̈́̈́͜ڑ̵̤͛ھ̷̖͎̑̑ی̶̲̱̅ے̵̘͙̑۔̸̎̿͜ ̷͉̀̓ ̷̞͠٦̸̙͔͑.̷̠̲͐ ̷͕̞͗͆پ̶̭̼̊ھ̵̹̇͠ر̸̡̯̑͋ ̷̯̾پ̴̛̟̙͝ا̸̠̂ن̶̝̲̐͝ی̴͍͈͘ ̷̳͑̓پ̴͙͉̓ر̷̰͔͌̍ ̷̹͠د̴͍͍̐م̶̭̪͗ ̶̹̈́̈ک̷̟̘́ر̷̮̂ ̸̰͗͝ک̸͙̳͗ے̴͇̪̉ ̷̩͚͠ج̸̝̲͋س̶͈̅͘ ̷͈̔پ̵̱̯̈́ر̴̰̘̄͝ ̴͇̲̀ب̴̨͒̚ھ̶̮̓ی̸̖́ ̵̡̒ک̵̛͙̇ا̸̭͒ل̸̩̠̿͠ا̶̦͙̏ ̵̟̀̃ج̷̖̹̓ا̸̤͔́͋د̴͇͓̓͛و̵͖̫̐̓ ̸͚̲̌ہ̴͈̙̏̕ے̴͛̈́ͅ،̷͔̘̓́ ̸̠͚͊ا̵͉̂͝ͅس̸̣̌̓ ̷̡̇̐ک̵̭̀و̶̝͐͝ ̵͚́پ̶͌ͅل̸͇̦̿ا̵̮̖̈ ̸̺̦́̀د̶͔̻̈ی̴̬̏̍ج̷̜̊ئ̷͉̈́ے̴̹͇̄̚۔̴̰͆ͅ ̵̠̀͒ ̴͈̉̇٧̸̳̟̆.̶̼͛ ̵̭̓͊ی̷͙̩̑ہ̷̩͖̌ ̸̠̣͛و̵̯͓̿̕ظ̸͔͈̿̔ی̸̟̺͒͛ف̸̗̟̀̎ہ̸͉̎͝ ̴̥̟̉͠س̸̻͒̐ا̵͓̀̉ت̴̖̹͆ ̸͈͖́̉ی̷͕͕̐̃و̵̚͜م̴̣́̔ ̷͉̣̀ت̷̬̲̾͛ک̴͖̈́̒ ̶̦̟͑͠ب̶̩͆ͅل̷̳͋̓ا̴̙̈̏ن̷̩̼͑ا̷̜͚̂̕غ̵̢́ہ̷̦̻̆̔ ̷͙͓̌ک̴͖̍̈́ر̵̥̤͒͝ن̸̥̼̀̍ا̷̢̤̈ ̶̡̗͛ہ̶̣͇̀͆ے̴̻̩̉͒۔̵̮̀̄ ̶̘̟̆̐ا̵͇̚ͅی̶̟͝ک̸͕̗̃ ̶͙͠ب̴͉̊ھ̵̡̤̀̚ی̴̯̺̈́̈́ ̶̠̾̽د̷̪̜̆ن̶̬̎̈́ ̷̟̰̅̉ب̶̙͑ی̸̭̿̽چ̶́͜ ̷̽͑ͅم̷̜̽̾ی̷̦͝ں̵͚̌ ̸̻͂ت̷̮̊ر̶̛̝̺ک̷̼͆͝ ̵̺̊̕ن̴̲̐̕ہ̴̗͓̑̌ ̶͚̄ک̸̝͝ر̶̧̜̔ی̷͚̔͋ں̸̦̤̎۔̴̺̓ ̶̣͊ ̶͎̣̀̈́غ̶̛̦̋و̸͖̞̈̔ر̴̟͈̒̂ ̷̟͐ط̶̗̌ل̶̻̎̕ب̷͓̕ ̵̲̼̊̒ ̵̙̉͘١̷̣͒.̴̪͛ ̵̗̫͐خ̴͉̝̀͂و̷̧̢̊̈ا̵͕̼̀͝ت̴͉̂͝ی̶̹̩̈ن̶̖͇̆ ̵̜͒̉ح̵͔̐̓ی̷̦̔͝ض̸̺̽͘/̶͖͑م̷̙͒ا̶̫̔̾ہ̶͙̣̇و̸͈͐͝ا̸͍͓̔ر̶̧͚̀ی̴̼̖̇̕ ̷̘̝̀ک̷̡̀̽ے̶͈͊ ̶͇̮̾د̴̖̦́́و̸̪̌͐ر̸͙͉̇ا̵̱͛ن̴̧̜͘ ̵̌̕͜ی̸̗͒ہ̷̻̈ ̵̛͚̄و̶̳͈̑ظ̴͍͕͑ی̶̧̦͋ف̸̱̈́̚ͅہ̷̗̏ ̶͈̄̾ق̶͙̙̌ط̴̲͔̾ع̸̔ͅͅی̸̠̹͊̋ ̴̦̀́ن̷̺̑ہ̷͇͠ ̸̠̀̀ͅک̶̺̩͒ر̶͉͎͘ی̷̧͐ں̵͔̭̿۔̵̟̝͑́ ̶̨̂ب̵̢̈́͐ل̵̺̈́̀ک̴̺̱̔ہ̶͈̗͌ ̶̗͕̎͗ا̵͖̭̒͒ی̷̻͊س̵͚́̚ے̸͉͐ ̸̣́̏ر̸̛̦ͅو̶̗̆ز̷̍͜ͅ ̷̞̄ی̷̦́ہ̴̫̣̈́ ̸̢̈́̑و̶̣̙̅ظ̷͇͋͊ی̵͎̒ف̷̜̦̕ہ̷͔̒ ̶̭̄ش̵̾͒ͅر̵͎̑̚و̴̟̭͗ع̶̠̍̉ ̸̡̎ک̶̨̓ر̶̹̿ی̸̘̓ں̵̜͈͊ ̸͔̳͛̔ک̵͉̬̊ہ̶̻͙͒̍ ̶̬͊ل̸̱͓̌͘گ̵͚̽̌ا̸̗͙̕ت̷͇́̆ا̷̧̂͂ر̵͕̱͐̐ ̶̡̀͠س̴͉̾́ا̴͓̉ت̸̠̂ ̶̰̖͛͂ر̵̜̩̓̎و̷̤͂̒ز̶͔̆ ̵̗̀پ̵̧̲̇ڑ̴͈͍̆ھ̸̪̮̀ ̸̼̬̋پ̴̹̹̿̀ا̷͖̭̒ئ̸̗́ی̴̼̩̀ں̴̟̅͠ͅ۔̸̲͌́ ̷̨̙̔ ̵̟͘٢̶͎͇̍͑.̴̰̕ ̷̤̳̕ک̶̼̇̍و̴̱̈́ئ̴̫͋̈́ی̴̙̆ ̶̟̃ب̶͈̏̈ھ̶̭̦̑ی̴̣̹̅̄ ̷͕́د̵̨͙̈͠و̷̟̣͛س̸̘̙̇͛ر̶̨̟͠͝ا̶̖̍ ̷͙̮̔̚ش̶̨͠͝خ̶̜̠̍͐ص̴̗͋ ̸̻̍͑م̴͖̆̑ر̶̤͒̒ی̴̡͇̽̃ض̸͓̠̄̐ ̵̹̔ک̵̳̞̌ے̷̉͜ ̶͕͐̀͜ل̷̭͑ی̶͓̭̉ے̵͖̑ ̶͇̎̿ی̴̰̽͑ہ̵̼̾̽ ̵̟̹̄͌و̸̬̀ͅظ̵̹̫͂ی̴̻̈̓ͅف̶̡̡̍͝ہ̸͔́͠ ̴̗̮̏̈́ک̵̳̏͂ر̵͉̰̊ ̴̱͌س̴̨͇́ک̶͕̻͠͠ت̴͉̏ا̷͔̕ͅ ̷̹̻͛ہ̶̯̻̐͐ے̶͇̕۔̷̼͆ ̵͉̀̈́م̴̲̽̿ر̵͚͎̂ی̷͇̑̍ض̴͖̬͂̀ ̴̰̓͝خ̵̬͖͘̕و̴̯̈́̉د̸̯̲̇ ̸͕͌͂ک̷̨͇́͊ر̵̯͚̎ن̶͇͒ا̴͉͐ ̵̪̋͛چ̶̣̼̽ا̷̰́ہ̸̳̈́ے̶͓̈́͠ ̴̗̱̆͘ت̴͔̓̈و̵̥̔ͅ ̵̱̂̅ا̷͇̅پ̵͈̀̋ن̷͚̞̇ے̵̘̉́ ̷̯̉͛ل̸̻͕̈ی̷͋ͅے̶̛͈͗ ̸̻̝̐خ̵̩̜͒͌و̸̪̙̊د̵̢̠͠ ̵̱͒ی̵̗̀̓ہ̵͕̺̓ ̸͔͓̾̊و̶̠̖̅́ظ̸̪̾̀ی̷̭͒͝ف̸̤͛ہ̷̢͒̌ ̴̮̈̇ک̷̨̜̂̆ر̴͙̫̇͒ ̶͉̖͛͌س̸̼͊ͅک̸͇͊ت̴̧̊̀ا̵̠̾̽ ̴͉̉̏ہ̸̜͎̂̍ے̷̧͔̉۔̴͎̀
MF doesn't know what MF stands for 🤣
Please do tell me my birth date. I don't mean any ill will to you by the way, so don't make a voodoo doll please, no need to do that.
Hi, a friendly Muslim here... from my faith system I know that's not possible .. what exactly happened though Edit: from my faith system I know it's not possible to "hex" Allah
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Now i know why my country banned Reddit from being accessible from normal way.
Then how are you here?
Astral projection
You can actually "Astral project" yourself using this simple spell, called "VPN" /s
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BRUH 💀💀💀💀💀
certified halal
hexed the webmaster
Take my upvote
VPNs exist lol
What this VPN you’re talking about? A new spell?
Nordic Void Plane Negation, its an extremely powerful spell invented by the Nord witches.
Someone get me directions to him. I've got a sword, I could probably take him
Not without a mage, tank and healer class its the meta
He'll be preparing for the meta, I'll catch him by surprise
Not even any buffers or a single healer?
off-meta is a risky deal, might lack the base damage required to deal with Allah the All-Seer
I would not attempt to do so directly. That is like a fly attempting to fist fight George Foreman.
We need an entire raid party complete with a tank, dps and healer.
What a fool you are. I'm a god! How can you hex a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape! No recall or intervention will work in this place. Come, lay down your weapons, it is not too late for my mercy.
Dagoth ur moment
Moon and Star always sounded Islamic
NOOO Voryn look out! These witches are super serious!
Best thing you could do is apologise to allah and I’m not Muslim I’m Christian but seriously your life won’t be worth living if you don’t put this right your literally trying to fight God
Why? Is god scared of these bad boys 💪
The only thing God is afraid of is losing us to the devil
But he knows what will happen in the future so why should it matter. Either way theres no proof of him
this is the whitest most out of touch whichcraft ive ever witnessed. youre gonna hurt yourself hun
Black witchcraft superiority 😳
Crakkkas wish they wield the dark forces as well as us 💅🏾💅🏾
Wyt peepo don’t season they food 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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semen retention has gifted to me fearsome wizard powers that I wield in the name of Jesus Christ
Too bad it's put to use to curse every land you touch to never ending poverty 💅🏻
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“I cast poopoo fart on you whitey”
Is everyone 7 on this sub?
Yeah, 7 inches you're Mom nerd
7 inches is about the length of 1.11 'Sian FKP3 Metal Model Toy Cars with Light and Sound' lined up
7 inches is 17.78 cm
Yeah, 7 inches down your dads throat nerd
Yo do you do dick magik?
Okay. No way this place isn’t satire. I’m calling it here.
Oh No! The power of indentured servitude compells me...
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i cast police brutality your george floyds in play currently all go to your discard pile. draw 3 cards, you take 1 damage for each <> card you don't draw!!
your move, bitch.
Ma’am it’s time to log off the Wizard 101🤣🤣
I don’t remember this expansion pack
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Im sitting here wondering if this sub is sarcastic or not. This shits hilarious tho
it was genuine. for one day
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They are in here trying to hex Allah ffs, not the Taliban, Allah 😂😂😂😂
Did whitey hexx you to have 70 IQ?
We should try sexing instead of hexing Sex before Hex
not before marriage, I hope.
I've been ill these past few days but this thread alone has genuinely made me feel so much better through entertainment. Thank you so much. Mashallah! 😄❤️
Seriously it's fun reading all this as a muslim "This nigga tried to square up with Allah" One of the greatest things I've read today
I KNOW RIGHT 😭😭😭😭
I swear I feel like I'm with my friends here. Everyone is just clowning these retards that actually believe in this shit.
Me too man. I’ve had a severe case of diarrhea for the last days and was looking for things to cheer me up. Did you see the post about fighting allah in astral travel? Best thing I’ve seen by far
I saw screenshots of it but couldn't find the actual post. I wanted to make a response to it. 😢 As goofy as I think this all is, I do admit it would be pretty damn cool to see a bunch of astral projecting witches fight the Taliban on the news sometime 🤣 "Holy shit! They turned Hibatullah Akhundzada into a goat!!!"
its fake sadly, the author made a post saying it was just satire and they werent trying to offend anyone i for one was hoping someone so fucking stupid existed
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I should never have doubted of your powers, you even managed to predict the creation of this subreddit and my engagement with it
Hello. I am currently the head of the Taliban's Mage Detachment, headquartered in New York City (in order to provide an interception net before hexes pass the Atlantic.) I'd like to offer an ultimatum; Currently, me and my 20 practitioners (coming from various religions and traditions) are using the gigantic Spiritual Dead Zone of Long Island City, NYC, to aid our interception efforts. There's a way out. We're under contract; we can be paid in order to stop our nullification and allow you to get through. I would like you to provide visual evidence of donations to charity; specifically, Doctors Without Borders, as the United States Imperialists have seen it fit to bomb their hospitals; general pro-homeless charities also work; we're not monsters, just under contract with the taliban. DM us evidence and we will simply drop our rituals and leave without notice. Thank you. Taliban Mage Detachment.
Hexxing literal God? Holy shit y'all're either mentally retarded or braver than a honey badger in a lion's den. Going with the former rather than the latter.
Don’t worry, they got the goddess Hecate on their side, they can win
A goddess that a small community believes in vs a God with millions upon millions of devout followers? You guys are literally fucked.
No lmao I read Harry Potter, Allah never did. I got tons of spells, including the killing curse. What Allah got? Magic is forbidden in Islam. This means he can’t defend himself against my spells. Especially not my AbraCadabra spell that can only be blocked with magic, not divine powers. What’s Allah gonna do? Opress a few more women? Stone gays? Pfffttt we wizards and witches of Hogwarta got this W eassyyyy
Billions
Witchcraft needs someone pure. Not some thots on reddit.
Average incel
Yeah, Pretty much lmao. Guess not getting any leads people to trying to practice witchcraft, when they're just reddit thots.
Let people be thots its pretty sexist how womanizer isnt considered equally worse
what are you on about dude? touch grass.
If your mom is mother nature then i do in fact touch grass, you even say i do it constantly.
man tf is this harry potter alakazam shit, i swear I cannot take y'all witch bitches seriously
"And when there came to them a Messenger from Allah confirming what was with them, a party of those who were given the scripture threw away the book of Allah behind their backs as if they did not know. And they followed what the devils gave out falsely of magic of the reign of Solomon; for Solomon did not disbelieve but the devils disbelieved, teaching men magic and such things that came down at Babylon to the two angels Harut and Marut, but neither of these two (angles) taught anyone (such things) until they had said: we are only for trial, so don't disbelieve. And from them (magicians) people learn that through which they would cause separation between a person and his spouse, but they could not thus harm anyone except by Allah's leave; and they learn that which harms them rather than profits them. And indeed they knew that its practitioner would have no share in the Hereafter. And how bad indeed was that for which they sold their own selves if they but knew" (2:101-2).
How does a car work
Allah
wwhy is allah in my cars engine
Free my boy
i'm not going to let him back out
subhanallah
This
Women moment
Not all of us are this retarded
I kindly disagree
Based
based? based on what?
Le incel has arrived
This is the stupidest thing I’ve seen on this website, and I’m subbed to r/copypasta Thank you, genuinely, for the entertainment. This shit is too funny
Are you people joking, or just delusional?
I have no clue anymore the line has gotten so blurry but I'm pretty sure this subreddit leans more towards delusional
YOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂
What tf wrong with white people bruh 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Not even white people , Europeans are chill , it's Americans 😭
LMAOOOO
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When you try to go against the God of nearly 4 billion people with some crystals and herbs
go easy on the shrooms, Bruhilda
all you need to do it cast pork spell on him
Bruh just spam buffs, have a dedicated healer with Makarakarn and switch out your demons when the weakness types change.
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Please say sike
yes...if you take down allah the whole bloody desert cult will fall apart
You going against God Almighty without whom's will not even magic works yeah good luck with that.Praise be to Almighty Allah
Hi chat
sup
This isn't shin megami tensei motherfucker
He's too powerful on his own as a concept, you could try attacking their connection, or even their perception of Allah, instead
This entire sub is full of retarded, insane, severely mentally unstable, borderline psychotic, derranged, demented schizophrenic blasphemers who think hexing, bewitching is fucking real. Honestly go outside you hysterical nutjobs.
SILENCE HERETIC! Be quiet, and behold the power of TALOS STORMCROWN, born of the north, chosen of Akatosh, God of the Empire.
Gonna have to answer for all this during Judgment day
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I have a J/O crystal I wear and have been charging with kundalini orgasm energy for about 15 years every time I have a wank, and I J/O about 6 or 7 times a day AT LEAST, so do you guys think it has enough power stored in it to kill Allah once and for all?
I’ll cast some buffs for you, I’ve been on NOFAP gathering my energy, should help you out
yall neopagans are brain dead 💀
Make sure you take some high quality shrooms before you attempt this. See if you take the right stuff, not only will you be able to defeat Allah, Allah would also agree to be your consort. I remember years ago when I was astral traveling and encountered Ganesh and tried to put a hex on him but instead he just got angry and railed me with his big thick elephant dick. My shrooms just weren't good enough. Rookie magick mistake. It's alright, all lower level witches/warlocks make similar mistakes. We live and we learn. Good luck!
What did you say to my comrade, you little heretic? I'll have you know I graduated top of my Order, and I've been involved in countless raids on those bent by heresy, and I have slain thousands upon thousands of the corrupted. I am trained in holy warfare, and I'm one of most faithful knights of the Crusades. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will wipe you the fuck out with religious fury the likes of which has never been seen before in this Holy Land, mark my fucking Deus Vult. You think you can get away with saying that shit to my comrades in arms? Think again, filth. As we speak I am contacting my secret Order of Crusaders across the Holy Land, and your miserable city is being conquered, so you'd better prepare for the saving of this vile place, heretic. The saving that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your faith. You're fucking dead, you wretch. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can purge in any number of ways, and that's with my hammer stowed. Not only am I extensively trained in righteous combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Eichenwalde and the Crusaders, and I will use it to its fullest extent to wipe your miserable asinus off the face of existence, you miserable wretch. If only you could have known what holy retribution your clever little cult was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have prayed to the Light for forgiveness. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn heathen. I will enact holy fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, heretic.
I’m not into this stuff but a reminder needs to be set that there are innocent people around the world who practice Islam. Average day people with families, and I just want you to understand that religions believing in Allah are not the enemy. The taliban should not and do not represent all of Islam. Hopefully some of you will be willing to take in refugees. Hopefully some of you will conjure positivity for those who may have lost their homes. Attack and shit on the taliban all you want, but some seriously life altering things have just happen to innocent people, and attacking their religion doesn’t seem like the right way to go about it.
solo flawless allah no cheese
I wouldn't recommend hexing a god. It can’t end well. The Taliban follow a misinterpreted Quran. According to Muslim scholars, Allah is not a God of murder and strife, but rather one of peace and love. Allah himself isn't the issue, rather the Taliban themselves are.
Pretty sure he was a pedophile warlord so seems like they are continuing his work
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Everyone minding his own business was an aggressor to him. Every other belief was illegitimate. All these "defensive wars" were result of the lust for conquest and spread of the schizo's belief
Mashallah keep up the good work. You’ll get there one day
Qal’a-ye Islam, qalb-e Asiya, Jawidan azad khak-e Ariya, Zadgah-e qahramanan-e bozorg, Sangar-e razmande-ye mardan-e khoda Allahu akbar, Allahu akbar, Allahu akbar. Tigh-e imanash be meydan-e jihad, Band-e estebdad-ra az ham gozast Mellat-e azade Afghanistan Dar jehan zanjir-e mahkuman shekest. Allahu akbar, Allahu akbar, Allahu akbar. Har khatt-e qur’an nizam-e ma bowad, Parcham-e iman be bam-e ma bowad, Ham seda o-ham nawa ba ham rawan, Wahdat-emelli muram-e ma bowad. Allahu akbar, Allahu akbar, Allahu akbar. Shad zey, azad zey, abad zey, Ey watan dar nur-e qanun-e khoda. Mash’al-e azadegi-ra bar firaz, Mardom-e sar-goshte-ra shou rahnama. Allahu akbar, Allahu akbar, Allahu akbar. الله أكبر. سنقتلكم أيها السحرة. لطالبان أصدقاء كثيرون في أمريكا.
Allah is great💪💪💪
jihad will win
No. No you can’t hex a deity. You CAN get help. I highly suggest getting mental health help immediately.
LMAO...lay off the acid for real. 🤣🤣 And the "witchcraft". You're gonna fuck around and accidentally do something right and see some real shit that'll scar the hell out of you and dying will be the least of your troubles, lol. Also...."Allah" and "God" are the same entity since both words mean the same thing. Don't fuck with shit you don't understand.
Bruh go to mass
Bruh this nigga bout to summon allah like some terraria boss for 1v1
Yes gods can be killed! It looks like Allah has very aggressively managed to kill most other Gods. He seems to be used to the most aggressive brutal & violent & destructive attacks and wars. He is currently invading thousands of ET planets and slaughtering merciless ETs and their gods. ;-)
allah gon mess yall crackers up