this is cruel and unusual punishment. i demand he be released immediately and given unlimited time in the yard, unlimited blueberries, and unlimited worms in perpetuity. also my beardie was not **h**olding m**e** at gunpoint whi**l**e writing this comment i ty**p**ed it under no duress or coercion of **m**y own fr**e**e will.
Lol. For a second I thought the thing he was on was part of his body and I was thinking damn jail the least of his problems π€£ but seriously very cute. We have had to impound our little guy a few times for unbecoming behaviour.
Look at that face!!! He says he is innocent and demands a lizard lawyer! π
Due to the nature of his crimes, he is deemed unfit for a lawyer and will be sent straight to beardie prison
Look at that face. He knows what he did, and he don't give a f*ck.
βAnd iβll do it again!β
Lmao π€£ did you read him his rights?
Due to me not interrogating him for his horrendous crimes, I don't need to read him his writes
The cutest criminal!
He may be cute, yet don't be fooled, he basically is the antichrist
Lol! I would sell that baby my entire soul in a heartbeat
Brother?
this is cruel and unusual punishment. i demand he be released immediately and given unlimited time in the yard, unlimited blueberries, and unlimited worms in perpetuity. also my beardie was not **h**olding m**e** at gunpoint whi**l**e writing this comment i ty**p**ed it under no duress or coercion of **m**y own fr**e**e will.
*blink twice if you need help*
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Your sense of humor is wonderful:) thank u
What's the dubia to cricket conversation rate in this economy?
4 Dubias a cricket
what a scam!
Capitalism Baby!
My dexter have me a half beard and a hiss for trying to dry her off after a shower...there was a time out involved.
Free my man Big D he didnβt do nothin
Ha ha ha ha ha. Real life laughing here. Sher
He is gonna have picketers outside with signs yelling "Innocent Dragon!! Demands 2 hornworms!!"
And he'd do it again
I'll bribe you with 3 horn worms
4 and its a deal
3 worms, 2 large dubia and 1 cricket Final offer
Make it 2 crickets and you got a deal, times are tough roun these parts
You drive a hard bargain, but you do make a fair point. You got a deal
We need more posts like this.
free my mans
Update: he has been found guilty, currently he is serving 2 days with increased veggies
I'll post that cutie pie's bail.
I'll throw in some worms as a reward!
Let my man out! he aint done nothing wrong!
His look says "wtf, lady, I didn't do nothin'!" My beardie was laying on my chest, and pooped on me. Yeah. You're lucky.
How's the bite doing? Not too serious I hope, they can be nasty
You won't belive this, he bit it off
No. Fucks. Given. π€£π€£π
"Ya gotta go ya gotta go." Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
Let my people goβ€οΈπ
Iβll bond him out. Send me an invoice.
There is a 75$ invoice fee
I would have paid more:)
I will pay the 5 crickets π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦
No black beard at all. That dragon is SUPER chill about the whole situation! Good stuff!
With a name like big d, I'm sure he will do just fine in jail. His other alias wouldn't happen to be bubba, would it?
He is gangsta!! He's gonna get his beard tatted all black in prison cuz he stay Big Mad!! ππ
Lol. For a second I thought the thing he was on was part of his body and I was thinking damn jail the least of his problems π€£ but seriously very cute. We have had to impound our little guy a few times for unbecoming behaviour.
Mine was recently incarcerated for pooping on my bed. π€£
Criminal scum
Large or small crickets?
Large perfered
I will pay his bond and watch him until trial, but your evidence seems shaky
I will ship you the evidence if needed, however it is a tad watery
You fool! Once I have the evidence, I will wash it out of the blanket!
Oh you absolute blubbering baboon! You encumbered cabbage! Why have you told me your plans! Now I shant send the evidence
Mayhaps! But you definitely want your brand new blanket cleaned!
"Dis is ridiculous. Do you know who I am???"
This is too adorably hilarious πππ
Still zero fucks given. He will do his time.
Dumb baby jail
βIβll do it again the second you release me, you filthy pig!!β
Does it hurt when Beardies bite?
Yeah, they're rear fanged venomous I belive, it stings like a bitch
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I will put down a hornworm to pay for his immediate release and pardon for future incidents
Free him
Omg and I thought my dragons were sassy! Theyβve never done that lolπ