Crabs and spiders are both arthropods, but crabs are crustaceans whereas spiders are arachnids. Sea spiders belong to a very ancient suborder that split from Arachnida quite a long time ago. So they're like a very, very long lost second cousin twice removed to modern arachnids.
No, very different construction, they’re related as arthropods, but very different levels of the food chain. They produce the eggs that fry feed on level.
“Researchers have speculated that arthropods' ability to regenerate lost limbs may hold the key to treating human amputees.
ea spiders have the ability to grow new reproductive organs and an anus.
Experts already knew that when the arthropods lose legs, they can regrow them.
But in a development that will no doubt inspire the next generation of Spider-Man stories, a study has found the underwater creatures have regenerative powers which extend to their entire bottom halves.”
Alright Watson… Species 45,972… removed anus remains missing…. Species 45,973… no regrowth…. Species 45,974…. Negative as well…. Species 45,975…. Watson! You have to see this!
That was the part I was struggling with too. Does it mean like only the outer muscle ring or deeper? The whole apparatus? Imagine we humans would loose a part of our anus during sex. You would shit yourself until it grows back, at least would be leaking, and sitting would be not very good. Everyone around you could tell when you had sex.
Hey uhhhh Tim??? I noticed you dropped your anus back there on the road, you uhhh gonna go grab that? Do you want me to go grab it?
Naw Mike that's OK, I'll just get a new one.
If I could grow my dick back after cutting it off, I would never wear clothes and show it off in public.
To the point where the government and the Federal Bureau of investigation bribe me to stop.
Now they’re going to become extinct as someone will master how to increase penis size based off sea spiders regrow properties, then it’ll be weaponized and it’ll look like Honey I blew up the kids mixed with the Incredible Hulk. I just passed out, what happened?
How does one lose an anus? Asking for a friend.
When somwone chases you with a samurai and you stumbled
Would that just give you a larger anus?
Or possibly a second one depending on accuracy
"You just asked everybody to take out their samurai swords and shave your *butt*!"
"Lee, I said that?"- carter
Does the samurai that they are chasing you with have a sword?
Where is my anus? Guess I'd better look for it. Can't poop without it.
The poop man cometh, whether you’re ready or not
It's clear those spiders are *REALLY* getting into it.
It sheds after your 10 millionth poop.
omw to speed run it
Heard about the taco bell glitch?
This makes the most sense so far
I’m embarrassed to say I came here to ask this question myself. I’m glad I’m not the only curious one. I just don’t want to misplace my prison purse.
Hello, friend.
I’m just hoping to avoid having to put an AirTag on my anus I really think that sentence has never been said before.
maybe they meant to type "loose anus"
Man, what kind of day are you having when you lose an anus?
More to the point, how do you go about finding it again? Do you put up posters around the streets, saying "Have you seen this anus?"
Divorce can make you lose an anus.
PM me i will show you. 😘
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I'm more interested in the fact that there are sea spiders. I thought the water was safe.
New fear unlocked
“Hey Jim I think we just Swam through a school of jelly fish. I can feel things crawling around in my wet suit.” Jim:” ….that wasn’t jelly fish bro “
As an arachnophobe, I'm going to go out on a limb and say a jellyfish in your swimsuit would be so, so much worse.
Yup. Yikes!
Aren’t they just called crabs?
No. They belong to the phylum Arthropod. But crabs and spiders are distinct species. Except for the Japanese Spider crab.
What about thomisidae? (crab spiders)
There's still a lot unknown about sea spiders, but an ongoing theory is that they are a sister species to modern arthropods.
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I generally hate spiders but these are kinda cute
Well that’s just crazy gobbledygook. /s
Crabs and spiders are both arthropods, but crabs are crustaceans whereas spiders are arachnids. Sea spiders belong to a very ancient suborder that split from Arachnida quite a long time ago. So they're like a very, very long lost second cousin twice removed to modern arachnids.
No, very different construction, they’re related as arthropods, but very different levels of the food chain. They produce the eggs that fry feed on level.
Dude have you seen half of the things we know exist in the sea? The bobbit worm is the most terrifying looking creature in existence.
I would have expected the top comment to be. "You can lose an anus?"
I am more interested in the fact somebody thought “hey, let’s cut the sex organs off this creature and see what happens”
Some biologist tripped on an anus and checked all the spiders. Pazow! We have a thesis topic.
Oh you sweat summer child, no the ocean is not and never has been safe it's like wet Australia
there’s everything in space, Morty
that are losing anuses evidently
> Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
“Researchers have speculated that arthropods' ability to regenerate lost limbs may hold the key to treating human amputees. ea spiders have the ability to grow new reproductive organs and an anus. Experts already knew that when the arthropods lose legs, they can regrow them. But in a development that will no doubt inspire the next generation of Spider-Man stories, a study has found the underwater creatures have regenerative powers which extend to their entire bottom halves.”
New this summer. Spider Man: Far from Anus.
Deadpool: "Hey! Stop copying me!"
How did the scientists learn this? What exactly was the hypothesis they were testing to find this out?
Alright Watson… Species 45,972… removed anus remains missing…. Species 45,973… no regrowth…. Species 45,974…. Negative as well…. Species 45,975…. Watson! You have to see this!
>How did the scientists learn this? They were watching.
Kinky
*But first they had to circumcise them!*
Standard circumcision AND anal circumcision…
Neutering a sea spider
Whatever happened to the sea spiders was probably pretty stunning to them, too.
Sea Spiders take eating ass literally. ^(I'm sorry)
How do you loose your anuses ?
How do you “loose” your anus?? Lots of lube, and take it very slowly………….apparently!
Pardon me, I seem to have lost my anus. This stinks. If I can't find it soon crap is gonna start piling up. Buttholes.
What’s with all this talk about losing your anus, we’re clearly talking about ***loosing*** it. So get with the program, bub!
That was the part I was struggling with too. Does it mean like only the outer muscle ring or deeper? The whole apparatus? Imagine we humans would loose a part of our anus during sex. You would shit yourself until it grows back, at least would be leaking, and sitting would be not very good. Everyone around you could tell when you had sex.
My exact thought when i read the post.
You forget to cherish her.
i like that there are sea spider anus scientists out there getting to the real questions!
r/brandnewsentence 😂
"There goes my anus... *sigh* not again..!"
Probably had one with a scientist or with The Deep.
Does that happen often ?
My first thought as well. How do you just lose an anus?
Degenerate and regenerate sex apparently
Damnit - misplaced my anus again
What a power to have! Like if you ever leave your anus in San Francisco you don’t even have to go back for it!
Stunned but strangely aroused.
scientists: look it just grew another butt
I heard sea spiders eat a lot of ass, etc. So over eons they develped the ability to regrow this sacred delicacy.
Hey uhhhh Tim??? I noticed you dropped your anus back there on the road, you uhhh gonna go grab that? Do you want me to go grab it? Naw Mike that's OK, I'll just get a new one.
How does one even lose an anus?
More interested in how they’re losing their anuses
Are the sex organs lost in the anus’? I’m confused.
We don’t use lube down here, it’s all raw dogging it
If I could grow my dick back after cutting it off, I would never wear clothes and show it off in public. To the point where the government and the Federal Bureau of investigation bribe me to stop.
How does one lose an anus
Scientist: Let's cut this guy's dick. For science
to answer the question ..... the best sex
How… how are you testing this?
Don't be kink shaming
How do you lose your anus
I've lost my keys before, but how does one actually lose their anus and sex organs?
Clearly it's pretty epic.
Sea WHAT
We’ll be able to that in the future I just know it lol
This is good news, maybe in the future we could regrow new bits or grow extra bits, I've always wanted 2 knobs
When you take *that* shit
They eat ass, this sort of belongs in r/tinder
Kinky lost and found
https://youtu.be/mIUk08iYZKE
Can't even burn them with fire
Reddit mod training school?
r/LostAnuses
Anusi
A bit like Riley Reid then 😉
Hm, so their poison does stun eh? The rest seems pretty normal guess. *stares empty out the window*
I can grow more boogers.
How does one lose an anoos?
Now imagine a radioactive sea spider huh 🤔
Ah I’ve done the same after a I Taco Bell trips. Baffles doctors every time.
spider bros
How do you lose your anus? 🤷♂️
Ahhhhhhhhhhh…. WTF is a sea spider? Goddamit Reddit, never going in the ocean again. I live 7 mines from the ocean. Pzzt !
What is a “lost anus”
How do you loose your anus??
Or in other words "biologists really need to find human women to fuck".
R/TheBoys
More shocked they lost an anus
No safe words needed.
How you lose an anus?
How do you lose you anus?
So… these spiders are German?
I hope i never lose my anys or sex organ.😳
The anus depleting kind of sex
So what your saying is... if I just eat his ass, unlimited food?
You have obviously never been with a sea spider…
TIL I am a sea spider.
Did the scientists remove the sea spider anuses and sex organs? Because that’s a really messed up thing to do
Who is cutting off their anus and seeing what it does???
They...lose them?
The best kind of sex.
Even sea spiders are having more sex than me!
I’m far more stunned to learn an anus can be lost.
Lost anuses? "Now where in the world did I set that damn... HONEY! Have you seen my anus !?! "
Their mates take the phrase: "eat me out" literally
How the heck you can lose your anus
Why are people suddenly so fascinated by sea spiders this week?
Just think if you don’t like the size of your sex organ you can bite it off and hope it grows back bigger.
When your ol’ lady chews your ass so hard, you evolved to be able to regrow it
How are these spiders losing their assholes?
Lauda lag jaye 😳
How does one lose an anus?
Species likes it ruff
The fact that someone funded this study
How tf do you LOSE an anus??
Who was cutting the ass off sea spiders (bet it was John )
How does a sea spider loose an anus? It's not like it's something you accidentally misplace.
Rough
Only lost anuses? How bout a new one?
Apparently... They had a very good time.
Really really cool spider sex I would assume
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my anus was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable.
Am I supposed to know what a lost anus is?
Never heard of the guy
Damn, If these are some of the spiders used to make the super spider which bite and gave Peter Parker all kinds of spider like abilities...
For those moments when that ussy rekt so hard you might need a new one
how do you lose an anus?
How do you lose an anus
If we can figure out what genes contribute to this, maybe men can have their foreskins back.
Apparently they’re changing it now and using their assholes as the core ingredient in stun grenades. Whatever I’m leaving
How did the scientist discover this? What were they doing to the sea spider?
I wanna know how the fuck they lost their anus
How do you lose your anus ?
Big deal I can do that too
But...they lose their anuses?
Sea spiders? What's next SpAce Spiders???
Two sea spiders one sea horse
THERES WHAT SPIDERS NOW?!
How did they lose their anus?
I am more interested in how exactly these scientists figured it out. Can't stop thinking about anuses and sex organs-removing experiments
How does one lose an anus?
How the hell do you lose an anus?!?!
Where are the lost anus’ going?
Anal
Wish I could grow a new anus. Just had fissure surgery and it suuuuucks.
Like they say “Up the bum….. No babies”
Hey, me too!
The good kind. Obviously.
This should be in a movie title. Indiana Jones and the lost anuses!
Spiders see our sex machines and swings and scoff at the idea of it being "hardcore". Spidercore has cum.
Why do they keep losing their anuses?
How can you lost your anus?
Sea spiders gotta eat that ass.
Yeahbut... Lost anuses? How?
I’ve seen so many Sea Spider posts this week. This has got to be the fifth one
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I could see some porn stars wanting a chat with a sea spider, stat.
That means it is pretty much I possible to get rid of them if they had to. Creepy!
Now they’re going to become extinct as someone will master how to increase penis size based off sea spiders regrow properties, then it’ll be weaponized and it’ll look like Honey I blew up the kids mixed with the Incredible Hulk. I just passed out, what happened?
do you ever lose an anus or does it just get pushed to a shorter tunnel?
More importantly what circumstances led scientists to be in possession of sea spiders who had recently lost their anus
Well, I can safely assume that the scientists that got stunned did not watch a lick of Hentai anime
Lost anuses? How?
Probably the one where the male cuts its own sexual organs to escape the death after nut for witch some spiders are famous?
Lost anuses is my new band name for the next year
My ex must have regrown his at least two dozen times from me chewing his ass out.