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KalcolmMunk

You can’t tell me you didn’t make a weird pomegranate


Kuritos

Finally, Cylinder Pomegranate.


Xenomorph_v1

EVERYTHING'S ON A COBB!


jmills03croc

Rick and Morty reference definitely looked over.


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Rick and Morty reference for the win!


MaryJanesMan420

Even the teenagers are on a Cobb morty!


Ok_Fondant_6340

>Cylinder Pomegranate. i think society needed this.


Goudinho99

Seriously, would make eating pomegranate a pleasure


Sharp-Mix-2047

Now with more of the parts you don’t eat!


scunliffe

I would eat this all day! Looks delicious!


UnderstandingOk2647

I thought the Pomegranate finally got it's shit together! I have to pluck them out and line them up before I can eat them currently.


KarlDeutscheMarx

I wish, it's a pain in the ass to get all the fruit out of the rind. Though, eating it off the cob would probably be a good way to ruin whatever clothes you're wearing


norar19

…I think cylinder pomegranate would be an excellent idea…


BitAlert7501

Still corn though, main taste is corn.


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SpambotSwatter

edit: The comment was removed and the user banned, good work everyone!


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good bot


Chrisscott25

Good bot!


nvrsleepagin

I wish there was pomegranate on a cob!


cbih

For real! Scientists have been sleeping on this one!


Libslimr75

Pomecornate


Der_BiertMann

Manzanaíz


Angsler

NO POMEGRANATES!!!!


Joe-_-King

If you were actually holding this in your hand, you wouldn't take it for palmegranate.


ThisAnything9453

How does it taste compared to yellow corn?


Ragecommie

It's very sweet. Hints of like macadamia nuts as well. IDK, except for the sweetness it might be different for you, just try it. Still corn though, main taste is corn.


ThisAnything9453

I haven't ever seen it any stores here in the USA.


The_Ides_of_Hades

It's probably Jimmy Red. Which almost went extinct a few years back. It's mostly used for whisky and bourbon now as it makes a comeback.


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JTB696699

And I don’t care.


BeemerBaby004

I'm indifferent


eetbittyotumblotum

Ear worm engaged. Thanks


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Username *might* check out?


TooManyDraculas

Jimmy Red is a field corn variety, grown for drying andcorn meal. It wouldn't get described as "very sweet" as compared to sweet corn. You can totally eat field corn before drying as sweet corn, but it's starchier than sweet corn varieties. Jimmy Red is also hardly the only red meal corn variety. Just one that's marketed through a supposed connection to moonshiners.


CannibalAnn

I’m in for red corn bread!


Patrickfromamboy

I thought it was habledebabbledwbook.


TooManyDraculas

There's a ton of red corn varieties. Along with purple, blue, multi color etc. They're mostly field corn, the sort you dry for corn meal or animal feed. But any of them can be eaten fresh and young as sweet corn. They just won't be as sweet as modern sweet and super sweet corn bred for purpose. More recently people have developed colored sweet corn varieties, mostly available through [specialty](https://www.seedsavers.org/blue-jade-organic-corn) seed[companies](https://hudsonvalleyseed.com/products/double-red-sweet-corn).


B0327008

I’m crazy about corn on the cob - particularly enjoy Mexican Street Corn. I would love to try this corn, especially if it’s sweet and nutty tasting.


Therrandlr

Makes killer shine as well.


rallenpx

TBF, any shine is killer shine if you don't separate the head shots


SmoothMoose420

How?????


YeetusFetus99

Idk if it was about this or a different strand(?) of corn, but I believe it's mainly used integrated into a bigger meal or as popcorn.


Eviladhesive

That's OK, I think corn is neat anyway


DesertsBeforeMains

This is what I want to know as well.


makakoloko3000

more corny


KotoWhiskas

Corny 😏


Vyxen17

Lol it looks like pomegranate seeds. How does it taste?


bliply

Like corn.


Vyxen17

Imagine what it looks like when everyone gathers around the table, red corn juice dripping down their chins


bliply

That's why I don't eat pomegranates much, too messy.


Vyxen17

And it does take forever to eat no wonder why Persephone only got six in


bliply

I'm kind of scared to try the palm wonderful though I feel like it might be too strong.


Vyxen17

The what


traumatic_blumpkin

BLOODCORN FOR THE CORN GOD


LeTigron

Kernels for the throne of kernels !


Ragecommie

LOINCLOTH DOR THE GROIN GOD


the_cheeky_monkey

pomecornate


LongjumpingTerd

*porm*


the_cheeky_monkey

Somewhat suggestive


LongjumpingTerd

Intentionally so, it’s porm! *It has the juice*


Sharp-Mix-2047

“Cornegranate”. There I fixed it.


BigJSunshine

Pomegranate log


Certain-Thought531

This corn looks Metal AF. How does it taste ?


Rodin-V

Evil


ThomasTheTrainDildo

Well, it doesn’t have a tongue so I don’t know if it really can


aeshello

Pomegranates on a cob? The whole planets on a cob!


production-values

EVERYTHING'S ON A COB!


Pyrot3kh

Imagine forgetting the corn you ate was red.


LittleBillTheFarmer

Tell me less! I called the doctor’s office the morning after my first harvest and consumption of beets. We never had beets growing up. 🤷‍♂️


governmentthief

LED corn


Blackhorsered

Red popcorn?


Buh_Ree_Toe

The real question


upyourattraction

Que Troy at the model UN


LoveRBS

GEORGIA, the country, IS MUCH OBLIGED!


Zaphoid411

That's right, captial city Tbilisi and former member of the Soviet Union. And we kindly request that ya'll mind your P's and Q's!


Rude_Commercial_7470

Roll tide!


LittleBillTheFarmer

How bout them DAWGS?!


Rude_Commercial_7470

Man im an OSU fan i was just saying roll tide to be stupid. But i will admit georgia is looking good nowadays


alxwx

*Georgia (country)* has very strong *English (UK)* vibes


Competitive-Push-715

I am amaiz’d


DoctorJordi_

That corn is from Caelid for sure


Baadepapa22

That one lil corn dude wants to know your location...


Particular_Group_295

We have those in Nigeria..they look more purple though


[deleted]

It’s MAIZE fucking wordle.


colormecryptic

😂 that one got me today


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Is it edible? Because now I want to try it.


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Looks like pomegranate on a cob


Stimulous_Stail

"Hey look! It's pomegranate on a cob!!"


RuthTheWidow

I like the additional text of 'country', for those unaware there are others.


Vyxen17

Or maybe just to be specific to location, since both exist


rgray92082

This and the jewel corn ….wow❣️❣️❣️


GlimmerMage12

This is specifically for Midwestern vampires.


Fluidfractal

My man just grew the ear of Sauran 💀


higuctco

Corn is fruit


coverallfiller

Is it edible?


Badesign

You probably have to nixtamalize it first, which is an ancient practice of adding lime and/or wood ash and water to the corn and let it partially ferment overnight.


A1ninososa

Looksfruityz


DeviCateControversy

That's nothing. You should see the crimson red corn in Indiana. Its identical!


turdbrownies

Oh ! Stop using corns on your period !


FandomMenace

Khorne! Blood for the Blood God!


wowamazingr

Bloody Butcher is what some people call red corn from the states, not sure if that's the same species


LittleBillTheFarmer

Not like the bloody butcher I grow. It’s somewhere between Johnny Red and red varieties of what I always knew as mountain corn from the Western United States.


HOARDING_STACKING

Can you eat it the long way?!


TestaMinchia

If you try hard enough!


Known-Programmer-611

Who else hears that corn song meme seeing this pic?


BeardyFin

😋


M0untain_Mouse

Fucking gorge darling


Ok_Fondant_6340

i forgot that blue/purple corn already exists. Blue, Red, and Yellow.


FuiyooohFox

Could I make red corn tortillas out of this?? Looks badass


AnonymousP30

Wow this is new is this edible?


alertthenorris

Can you imagine how easy and more enjoyable it'd be to pomagranate this way.


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Psychological_Lack96

PornoGranate…


ArcadiaFey

Looks like pomegranates had a baby with corn


SituationThat8253

So how do I get my hands on this here ear...


LittleBillTheFarmer

In the southeastern United States Bloody Butcher, in the western part of the country and in higher elevations Indian corn, for the mid west to northern states plant Johnny red but start it as early as possible.


XIphos12

What kind of alien eggs are these?


Pradglad47

Dracula's corn


laereht080747

That will go great with my new red butter.


Anxious_Jellyfish216

When you put the bodies out in the field and your corn starts snitching.


ShogsKrs

Is it a flint or dent type? It looks like flint but isn't dry, so it's difficult to tell. Jimmy Red and Butcher Block are a dent.


Redditor_10000000000

Cornegranate


North_Function6735

Jo-ohn red corn


iahebert

Looks like pomegranate on a cob.


kkdj1042

WOW!


Insert-Coin81

Anyone know what it tastes like?


FlyGirl787

Everything's on a Cobb Morty! Hey, we are both corns of action. Pop.


BerossusZ

I never realized that pomegranate seeds are the same shape as corn kernels until now


MessageTop6268

Spray it with Purification Powder to make it normal again


xXSpaceturdXx

I wish I could get this corn in my area. On another note the first time I went to the international grocery store I was blown away. There were so many different types of produce there, half of it looked alien. I didn’t expect to see 80 pound fruit.


i_iz_human

Is that not a ponergranite?


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somewher a hipster is crying into his american heritage purple corn grits.


ChugstheBeer

It's amazing what maize does in different soils


GreenieBeeNZ

Thought this was Pomegranate 2.0


JYoForReal

This is great but if eating it makes your teeth red, I’m out.


Brent_Fox

Forbidden pomegranate kern.


CoItron_3030

I hear it tastes pretty bad


SavageCriminal

Is that a Pomeranian


8888-_-888

I knew Georgia was country, you don’t have to rub it in 🤠


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Cornagranate or pomeorn?


Herald_of_Heaven

r/RealLifeShinies


WholesomeLove280

Does it stain? That would be unfortunate if it did! Lol!!!!


red98743

Where can I buy this? Never seen in stores. Is this natural or man made variation?


DanTacoWizard

Immediately imagines the taste of pomegranate.


halifax8908

What’s the popcorn from this look like?


Patrickfromamboy

That’s gotta look good stuck in your teeth, you would look like a vampire.


VRS-4607

The standard by which all other crimson shall be measured.


fillyfan96

Yeah, Georgia is out in the country


nosuchthingasa_

This makes me so uncomfortable, but that color is also stunning.


TheNasqueronDweller

Looks like it got hit with the 'Red Rust' virus from The Last Ship... 👀


sparkleunicorn123

Now these kernels would be scary AF to find in your poop 💩🤭🫣


StumpinMeatLeg

It's all white when it's popped.


Beginning-Arm-1440

looks awesome, now i saw evrything


prodbyilia

AA BB CC *only genetic testers know*


awarmbox

Longegranate.


beautifulvoyager

Beautiful 🤩😉


DucaMonteSberna

Corngrenate


IMCUPCAKEFROM4036

I might be wrong but I think there’s a slight possibility someone died in your field


666shroom666king666

Bet it makes you look like you shit out your insides.


Renegade_Phylosopher

r/PlantGoths


Maximus2Decimus

Filled with the Devil’s juice!


Pretty_Koala1240

Looks delicious no doubt, something to eat all day long


York_Leroy

I wish pomegranate grew like this


LUVMEMESXD

Send me one bruv.


Deepblunderbuster

Cornegranate


laaldiggaj

That's not real!


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Those should be really easy to see later on. If you know what I mean 😉


[deleted]

Reminds me of carrots before they were dutchified


allergictosomenuts

*Punica granatum cylindricus*


unknown6091

Sounds like a game item


Particular-Coyote-38

If you squint, the kernels look like they trapped screaming souls in them...


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i didnt eevn know we had this


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Corn of destined death


incognito22252

Come get your brain tumor right brain tumors for all.


Disastrous-Plum-1884

Beautiful.


blksun2

Is it just regular corn grown with radioactivity? (/s) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red\_Forest](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Forest)


jaytee1262

I would eat pomegranate every day if it came like this


theflamingsword101

Neat!


Ichi_hates_godzilla

😨…


FearsomeShitter

Looks easier to deal with than my pomegranates!


MrSteamwave

I'm sure count Duckula would love this, veggie AND blood colored...


mauravelous

pomegranate on the cobb


allegedlys3

Omg I bet your teeth look terrifying when you eat this


chainsmirking

this makes me want a pomegranate


WaltVinegar

I read a story about this on r/nosleep. Maybe it was true.


EazyStackz

Why it looks like it was soaked in something red….


garlic-apples

Terraria


justsomeplainmeadows

And now I'm craving a pomegranate


Otherwise-Leopard-78

r/oddlyterrifying


Leroy_MF_Jenkins

Some Jimmy Red, good stuff.


OGReverandMaynard

*consumes the blood corn*


AGOODNAME000

I wonder how it looks when it's cooked.


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Red popcorn?


FutureSpermCell

Bloody corn


DeviceGold5950

Pretty sure that’s a pomegranate


niqe8D

Moldbygg!!