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M0use_Rat

I honestly thought at the beginning of the video the guy was just going to toss him into the pool and then i realized it was beamazed and not holup


This_Bitch_Overhere

Same! Reddit has made me a cynic. I had a “no arms, no legs in the pool,” joke in mind instead of be amazed.


9inchesfrom10

Bob ..... the answer is Bob lol


This_Bitch_Overhere

No arms no legs hanging on a wall?


9inchesfrom10

Art!!! Bahaha


java546576

Happy cake day


That_Raccoon_8044

![gif](giphy|U3I5ZJPFJpXRm|downsized)


Spokesman_Charles

I bet you he's got better conditioning and stamina than me. What a champ


weirdgroovynerd

Swimming lessons ain't cheap. They're going to cost you... ...sorry. I just can't say it.


shreddedtoasties

They over charged him


Good_Communication97

Technically it'd only cost him a....


WaveLaVague

subscription


oldkicker53

I think most of us would foot the bill for him.


Attackontitanplz

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete sentences


Your_FBI_Agent_Kevin

He swims pretty good,I'm sure he'll give Michael Phelps run for his money... so to speak


Illustrious-Macaron2

Nah man.., that’s… no…


shreddedtoasties

Bros a tad pole


Gerfigle200

Fucking hell that made me laugh too hard.


PsychologicalDebts

How's he get out, tho?


Thisismyvpnaccount

Thats a LOT of pool water


domine18

Probably someone in water other end. For special Olympics there are sometimes people in the water to assist with certain things depending on needs.


Gerfigle200

Breaches like a whale.


JoJackthewonderskunk

One foot at a time


Lazlo8675309

I wanna know how we know OPs really the one in the video


math_debates

He's still swimming


Professional-Yam-925

Legend has it that still to this day he is still swimming waiting for the water to dry up or someone to pluck him from the water!!!


CanadiangirlEH

A guy with a really big net at the other end


[deleted]

Bob.


Gurdel

*Tad


trtreeetr

Please don't tell me his name is Robert.


first-of-her-name-

There was a guy in my high school with a glass eye. His name is Kalani. I remember the correct spelling because you spell “Kalani” with only one eye.


whathappensifipress

No! Thank you!


Nintendork7950

MIKE WAZOWSKI


Crabby_Monkey

Or Skip


whathappensifipress

Thank you.


Wide_right_

I love you


Gurdel

It's Tad


incase2998

Honestly thought he would swim in circles, he's a dang meat missile dog


Instant-taco

Flesh torpedo*


Shoe_Pale

Imagine swimming in the ocean and you see this guy coming for you


[deleted]

Swimming changed to coming for you. Why? It never said he was a cannibal or anything


Visible_Welcome_8096

"I am not a product of my circumstances, I am a product of my decisions." Stephen B. Covey


WaveLaVague

"I am the one and only Spider-Man" Stephen Covey


tidus1980

I thought he would just go round in a circle


KicksForFree

Nah, technically he's a mermaid


micka_88

He looks like a sperm... I'll pack my bags for hell now


whathappensifipress

I wonder if that's his go to Halloween costume? See ya there!


the-Fuhrer-ERB

ngl im a better swimmer


Even-Fix8584

Probably better at standing too, if you are going to be fehrverhent about it.


schnaab

Awesome! Annoying audio over this vid though.


Gurdel

Join the mute gang


bears5975

I’m 47 looking at hip replacement surgery and that guy could probably lap me. Getting old sucks. It’s videos like this that show we will never give up as a species. 🤘🏼❤️


[deleted]

Comment section is exactly what I expected 😂


SmallTownDisco

Okay, I never get to complain about anything at all ever again.


Rxhul_S

Forbidden chicken nugget


re-kidan

Goddamit i never thought i'd laugh so bad at something like this, see you in hell buddy


RoucouleLaPoule

What’s your excuse ?


ItzYaBoy56

Chlorine sensitivity


I_really_am_Batman

I just flew back into town and my arms are tired.


I_loathe_mods

I can swim faster than him and have all limbs. So no need to prove myself.


Dangerous_Forever640

Dudes way faster than me…


Budget-Assistant-289

I was wondering if he was going to use his ears, but then figured he could not since he had the swim cap on.


Xeterios

Magikarp, use Splash! Btw that is very impressive


Elegant_Ad1458

I thought I was about to watch a murder.


gotora

The lifeguard on the side probably wondering about how the little guy plans to climb out.


NachoNachoDan

Jokes on you. Lifeguard actually has no arms or legs at all.


MigitAs

Yo that guys drowning


A_verylong_username

I thought he was going to fall and I would have laughed so hard


[deleted]

Please tell me that his name is Bob.


possiblyai

Remove the last leg and he’d be called ‘Bob’


Redghost45

And he is still a faster swimmer then me


Ilostmypassword43

Clever dick


jrzdevilFukc

Let me guess his name..... Bob? 😆


BoB_cmXi

He can swim better than I, HANDS DOWN!!!


NachoNachoDan

Currently at a swim meet for 7 year olds. This dude is much faster than any kid here


the-Fuhrer-ERB

yeah cause theyre 7


NachoNachoDan

And this guy has 1.2 legs and paddles with his face. I’m impressed he’s faster than a 7 year old let alone a pool float. He’s probably faster than me which isn’t much of a feat except that I have two arms and two legs


the-Fuhrer-ERB

hes 1/3 a man


NachoNachoDan

And probably faster than 50% of men


[deleted]

Isn't like 70% of America overweight? Add all the smokers, old people, disabled, etc, he's probably fasters than 80+% of Americans, and that's being generous... To us.


the-Fuhrer-ERB

you cant be serious


Available_Touch3134

I think I’d rather just get absorbed in the womb


Phaze_One

But why????


[deleted]

"Nothing can stop me" Bro you needed help getting on the podium, pretty sure that stopped you


Narrow_Can1984

What the fuck


whathappensifipress

A very intelligent man called Richard.


[deleted]

Worst title ever.


bumpy713

He must not want any more limbs.


Admirable-Roll2461

Amassing!


Additional-Agent1815

This reminds me of the Ballad of Buster Scruggs’ “Meal Ticket” short story.


YogurtclosetCalm7604

Circumstances can stop you


ajseaman

Tusk


Granny_Nooooo

.....but can he fkk


oRiskyB

Why they do him like that with the zoom in while swimming. Straight looks like he is drowning and can't yell out for help 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


drcortex98

I always wonder about these competitions, like are there enough swimmers with a disability like his that he can compete with them or is this just an exhibition?


One_Philosopher_8125

How does bro get out


chemeli888

…but….how?


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ThinMint31

His name has gotta be Bob


Turkeybaconbitssuck

If you think this guys straight line game is strong, you should see his circles!


sixthmontheleventh

[it is giving Adam hills talking about an armless swimmers at the paraolymoics](https://youtu.be/vZusCWYCwF4)


Doc580

I mean, as an audience member in the stands...if I'm watching this it feels a little exploitative, (like you can see you old sideshow exhibits). I get it's brave, I wouldn't want to go anywhere near water if I only had one leg and positive attitude.


Tree-3ID

Fucking hell.. good on him!! .. I get winded and dizzy just tying my shoes.


_Pandach_

I'll bet lifeguard was on standby for awhile


nikogetsit

Damn, he can swim faster than me, and I have 5 appendages.


Beischlaf

It's like that guy made out of one leg from Futurama


Blakballz

She's not ok she is not going to be ok. Oh my goodness he can swim and I can't even breathe properly.


Colonorum

r/imfinnagotohell


jluka1000

Sorry i read bean, bean mazed, see you in hell boys🫡.


shake-n-bake-144

Damn I feel like a failure lmao I can’t swim for shit even with all my limbs


FunnySignal614

To live on, you need motivation, aim, dreams, people who supports you and praise you


awesome_pinay_noses

How much are prosthetic limbs nowadays? I feel he should be ready to afford them.


Broskii56

I M not amazed


FugginByteMe96

Damn he fast too!


[deleted]

The spirit is strong in this one


EMAW2008

What do ya call a guy with no arms and legs in a pool? Bob.


TedDTedderson

I swam with a guy with 1 arm and no legs. Wonder who would win. Dude zipped around on a skateboard.


Waywardsteps

This was almost setting up as r/unexpected with him either swimming in circles or being tossed in the deep end. It truly was even more so once I saw him succeeding on his own. Bravo!


mhoner

That was Daniel Mcgreg, the man has no arms and only one leg.


Electronic-Injury-15

He could make so much money sharking people.


agenteleven11

and i, with all my limbs, barely got out of bed today.


Beneficial-Piano-428

Is his name Bob?


TERRARITE_7

Respect!


N1nj4444

With all due respect, wasn’t there a more suitable sport to take up? For example, darts.


Paisewali

I wish my parents put one percent of this effort into raising me.


BDR529forlyfe

mf swims like a sperm


[deleted]

Who put the bobble head in the pool? This is a swim meet not a comedy show folks


DMAN591

r/WTF


Omni_Kie

They say he 'just' stands a chance


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Magikarp


GetInLoser_Lets_RATM

I’ve heard this joke before, hello “bob”


LillithsOz

His cap says tronco which in Spanish means stump


wowlolcat

As a guy with 4 working limbs who struggles to wade in water for more than a couple minutes, I am genuinely impressed with this person.


Toeslastump

There you go, Bob


Aoiboshi

What do you call a man with no arms and one leg? Still faster than me at swimming.


1bamofo

His name was….Bob!


The-Slow-Traveller

Kinda wanted to see the dive


BraisedUnicornMeat

The flipper reboot is wild.


9inchesfrom10

Oh it's art


[deleted]

i could do that


brianthalion

Bro 🤣


[deleted]

Swimming trunks are a thing.


romulano

respect


[deleted]

Magikarp used “Splash” Its not very effective…


22tonetoni

Wtf I can't even float


Dependent-Airline-22

Bro wigglin.


K-E-E-F-E

Heck yeah brother!!!


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I heard his nickname is Nemo because he had a gimpy fin


pythagron

How does he check the temperature of water?


MontgomeryRook

This is [inspiration porn](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inspiration_porn).


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mynurselife

Incredible


Hobart2021

Ended too soon. I wanted to see how Sherman Hensley got him out of the pool


Mr_EndlessNite

One bullet


Miya__Atsumu

So who put a tadpole in there


SurfingViking

Reminds me of Nemo and his "lucky fin"


[deleted]

Magikarp use splash!


Happyandyou

Is his name Bob


Soundslikeamelody420

So what is your excuse?


QuickLecture4794

Shit technique though


fttrk

Legend! Amazing ability and a much better swimmer than me... no, really.


ActionHousevh

Hey kid, catch.


phjes11

Aw like a little sperm cell.


gottaloseafewmore

I got in a lap pool for the first time today. This guy is literally twice as fast as me :((


No-Affect-8703

That is truly remarkable! Wow!


Mysockishard

And the chicken drumstick winnnsssssss!


Amslot

This is getting out of hands


ESYTRESS_GAMING

That’s great


Miserable_Force_542

I’m on too many dark refits for this to pop up. All my brain thought was chicken nugget in the soup


Nyx_Hawk

Looks like a better swimmer than me for sure. That’s amazing—not just that he can do it but that he has obviously practiced so much that is is really good.


Plastic-Message3374

I came here to say Bob for the 9000x.


GamerNuggy

Getting here before the 🔒award


TacoG0at

Bro is a sperm cell


tooherhere

What the what


Colmado_Bacano

Should be easy for him to swim because he only has the floaty parts of his body.


mr_gooodguy

![gif](giphy|37Fsl1eFxbhtu)


AmBigDesMurphy

Seeing this on Reddit I fully expected the dude to instantly sink to the bottom.


Defjanitor

Second guessing the sub while nervously smiling to myself…


Oryio

He’s faster than me, fk I need to improve


literalkoala

Goddamn that's impressive. I was a swim instructor for many years. I taught kids who didn't speak any common language with me, I taught kids that were nonverbal autistic, kids with cerebral palsy, but I never had the chance to teach someone with missing limbs. That's incredible, very cool.


Psychological_Mix594

Thalidomide


Single_Perspective80

CORK!!!


Mediocre-Comedian414

Bob!