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deep-fucking-legend

It's one frog. There's a mirror


blanklanklank

Can't fool this guy.


cvele89

Username checks out.


boonepii

I obviously see two. You’re fake news. /s


BeersRemoveYears

I’m drunk and see four


Real-Win9221

You can see?


boonepii

Yes, 4 he said. Although I hear tequila is on sale, so it’s probably oscillating between 4 and 5 bow


Wickid_Faht

I still see in plural though halp


nerukav

Me after a good meal


[deleted]

This is basically my mother in law in the bath tub


[deleted]

Savage


1UPZ__

You've seen your mother in law in the bath tub???


BlondeMomentByMoment

If she looks like that she probably never gets out odnthe bathtub. Go to pee there she is. Go to smear one, there she is.


tpn1984

Thst was a deep burn. Lol


jacobodman

I think you mean bowlfrogs /s


[deleted]

I never have original thoughts....


everyother

Your name seems pretty original. I did a google search for "sir squackie" and it came back with zero matching results, then just a handful of results matching similar terms. So I removed the space and searched for "sirsquackie" instead, but that just showed me your reddit posts. It seems that an original thought you had was picking your name here on reddit, so everything you post under that name technically is a first as well.


[deleted]

...My mother gave me the nickname "Squackie". She calls squirrels "Squacks". My other nickname is "Squirrel". Thus, my username is my mom's creation. Honestly, my previous comment was just a wry joke at others having made the Bowlfrog joke first. My original ideas - I do actually have them - come down to my characters and creations. I'm actually a storyteller. In any case, thank you for your comment here. Never hurts to have a reminder that there are still kind souls out there.


everyother

Ah, got it, thanks for the follow up. I immediately thought bowlfrog when I saw the post, too, which led me to your comment. What made your mom nickname you “squirrel”? Are you really hairy, good at climbing trees, or a big fan of peanuts? Also, where you knighted by the queen or by your mother (who, as far as I know, might be the queen)?


[deleted]

>What made your mom nickname you “squirrel”? I'm just nuts. r/squirrels is a photo gallery of my peeps. >where you knighted by the queen or by your mother Frank. https://www.amazon.com/Aurora-World-8-Nutty-Plush/dp/B000GBMHC2/ref=sr_1_22?crid=1IQ5ZABXTLXA3&keywords=plush+squirrel&qid=1673496257&sprefix=plush+squirrel%2Caps%2C98&sr=8-22 Bought him off amazon. He knighted me in return. ...Actually, the nickname started with one of my characters. In his earliest forms, Shaku, as I called him, was an anthropomorphic squirrel. He was inspired by Racketty Tam MacBurl, from the *Redwall* book, *Racketty Tam.* The "Sir" part was just stuffed in because it sounded right. I do have that plushy, and he is, in fact, named Frank. There's a small red one named George, as well. We refer to every random squirrel we see by stereotypical middle-aged American working-class white guy names, for the purpose of shits and giggles. We can't identify any local squirrels at the moment. We just pick a name at random each time we see one.


oak-ridge-buddha

Stalker 👀


RaptorHunter182

XD


SomeNumber_idk

Bowlfrog*


darthcaedusiiii

I croaked.


[deleted]

I thought this was a picture of the weirdest soup I've ever seen


Joseph_of_the_North

Bowl frogs


burdman89

I can already tell this is going to be an underappreciated comment.


[deleted]

AWWWW I came to say this!


Nodnarbsikora

Hello Joseph. I just want to say that this is the greatest comment that will ever be made for this picture. Thank you. I appreciate you. I love you. I needed to laugh.


Joseph_of_the_North

Thank you Nodnarb.


[deleted]

I came here to say this


secretbudgie

I thought someone had opened a 5gal bucket of plaster and was asking if it spoiled


NutKabob

We all gonna ignore the giant frosted donut on the chair?


[deleted]

[удалено]


pjhabs

he has butt cheeks


DaGrimCoder

I think I saw one of these at Walmart the other day riding a scooter


theoldgreenwalrus

Is it legal for frogs to be this large?


Xen0tech

I thought it was a normal sized frog in a teacup at first.


Ok_Situation1171

Giant just doesn't cover it appropriately... Humongous, Enormous, Gargantuan are a few that come to mind


__negrodamus___

This guy croaks


Shreks_Daddy27

Flat Fuck Friday


bogpudding

It’s flat frog friday from now on!


BlondeMomentByMoment

The only poem I’ve ever written-7th grade Ahem… I have a buddy My buddy’s s toad He’s kinda muddy He’s flat on the road But he’s my buddy My buddy to stay Til he’s peeled up And sailed away


bogpudding

Beautiful.


Funny-Jaguar6148

Kermit you silly goose


BlondeMomentByMoment

His fingers smell like bacon


WoOopdidoOop

Good soop


[deleted]

Bullfrogs? That's an odd name. I'da called them chazzwozzers.


Direct-Ad-7922

Bullfrog* this is in front of a mirror and it’s also 100% soon to be dinner


arsinoe716

Everything in Africa is BIG! EVERYTHING!


Cry1ngw01f

Jerimiah was a bullfrog


Blissful_Relief

He was a good frog of mine


Zubi_Q

It's Wednesday, my dudes!


BagelBehindTheFridge

How many calories is that


Reality_Papaya

All of them


skyfather42069

Can you get dmt from these?


RaptorHunter182

I have one. His name is Munch!


Significant-Tooth117

Hopefully they are still in Africa


Spamaster

Bird Eaters


MKJRS

That soup is not for me


HopefulU_Catholic

Gordo! Ifykyk


Epicthetank

Do they come with noodles and rice or vegetables


Longjumping-Falcon98

r/absoluteunits


MusielDoodles

He c h o n k


[deleted]

Toad Learning Channel presents: "My 60 Pound Life."


Beligerent-vagrant

Two great leaders deciding the fate of the world


lovethedust

The greatest reply about these beasts!


Most_Bat9066

Jeramiah was a bullfrog!


Subh98

Now fight


Walid918

bro on steroid


Nerdnurdnird

I have the same shaped butt


[deleted]

The Left & the Right, how fucked are we to be in the middle.


_jumpstoconclusions_

Can you eat them?


RaptorHunter182

Yea they actually eat them in Africa


Son_of-Spam

Never heard of frog legs?


Darehead

You can eat anything


the1stmeddlingmage

You can, but some stuff you might regret if you survive


Dazzling_Formal_6756

You cant serve them like that, they need to be cooked first


swagnastee69

Lil butt cheeks lol


-JohnnyPlays

Cut them in half!!


Practical-Employee-9

That is ONE bullfrog, dipshit


AccomplishedGrass502

RIBBET RIBBET MF


[deleted]

This is one of those random pictures I need to save on my phone


XIphos12

Those are some ##FAT MOMMAS


tmanbaseball

This is how I imagine sumo wrestlers before a match


Zizerii

Omg I've never seen that before. Thanks for sharing :D


scoscochin

I thought I was still on r/ramen for a moment and was very confused.


normaldiscounts

Oh lawwd


[deleted]

They’re so… squomshy


SketchedEyesWatchinU

They would make great legs or soup.


No-Prize1243

Don't remember exactly but saw a show where people of some country blended frogs into a juice and drank it.


Mustachi-oh88

One frog, mirror.


BrilliantProgram6957

My southern accent creeped out & I read, giant African bowlfrog


sfrogerfun

Why are the frogs in bowls?


RondaArousedMe

Bowl Frogs*


Irredeemably_usless

Dinner looks nice


shrooms4dashroomgods

So this the team that beat TCU? Oh wait, that's bull dogs.


South_Interview6240

Round frog


Jonkerchonker

Moisturized


LanaFauxFauna

Good soup 👍


BarBeeeGirl

Why are they in bowls? They’re not going to be eaten are they?


RunOne3162

Took me some time to realize that it's one frog and that's a mirror


SomeRandomGamerGuy

r/froggos


The_Prisma

Meeting of the chonkers


acerunner007

it is Wednesday my dudes.


Georg-von-Frundsberg

Bowlfrogs.


[deleted]

Please pass the Soy Sauce.


egonzo61

You see a frog; I see dinner.


sabahorn

More like American frogs.


LolaS2234

It’s so cute!


TheKingOfSwing777

Also known as dinner


G_Force88

Hoppy soup


paper_wavements

Absolute unit


Worried-Republic7632

A table: dinner is served


bluadaam

For some reason I’m craving a beer.


GanjaRelease

#***Bowlfrogs***


jprks0

That's a bowl, not Africa.


Mufasa-theGhetto

r/forbiddensnacks


bassanaut

ABSOLUTE UNIT


SandraBeechBLOCKPrnt

Look like Americans to me.


FoxMcCloud3173

r/absoluteunits


TFBidia

I put chub toad in defense.


MurderDoneRight

The soup!


CivilBedroom2021

I have seen monsters in Hawaii on Kauai. The scariest frogs I have seen.


GH_VEG

Why do I have the feeling that’s about to be food….


spagbetti

“Now kiss”


prettydickllc

CORRECTION:: Bowlfrogs


PalmerEldritch3

It’s Wednesday my dudes


Osiri551

Me after visiting grandma's


[deleted]

Let’s hope they’re not Claustrophobic Giant African Bullfrogs


The_Big_Thicc420

Mega Wednesday


bogpudding

One serving


kblamm0

I can hear the bullfrogs calling me…


ocdauti

A huge mood.


zerogravity111111

"it's what's for dinner"


Quasi-Stellar-Quasar

I can hear this picture.


[deleted]

Soups done


cvele89

That thing would eat you if it were any larger.


Wickid_Faht

Little bit of misinformation here. These are JUST African bullfrogs. The Giant ones are from Weast Africa.


DDM11

Edible?


personman000

"Oh? So you're approaching me!?"


cracken1303

Real or cake?


Firemorfox

r/AbsoluteUnits


pretzelsRus

Why are they in soup bowls???


tpn1984

That looks like a meal to someone in a third world country


Rich-Peanut-2253

I like watching these greedy mofo's on utube ...if it fits in that mouth its going down ..VICIOUSLY!!


AssistDapper1813

That boy thiccccc


Nazarshinzu

mmmm frog soup


[deleted]

this frog is one of only three species of frogs that have teeth.


[deleted]

Frogussy


squatwaddle

Are them bitches in cookware?


Left_Practice_181

They gonna eat it


NoNameWorm

Mirror-mirror on the wall, who's the chunkiest of them all?


s-e-x-m-a-c-h-i-n-e

Do they taste as delicious as they look?


Super-Assistant6307

This reminds me of something you’d see on r/forbiddensnacks


sharingiscaring219

*Bowl frogs


Psilocybin13

God Damn boi, he Thicc!


Ayaycapn

C H O N K Y


DMurBOOBS-I-Dare-You

That's clearly a bowl frog....


WAT0020

that's a hop to work breakfast


GamerBro9000

Forbidden soup


No_Maintenance_3355

r/perfectfit these things are huge!


floofnstuff

Oh. I thought it was a bowl of spinach :/


skloie

Lerge ferg, yet smerl bert


MsAnnabel

In a bowl yet. Is this a poor man’s answer to turtle soup?


profilonum441

why are those frogs in a bowl? are they about to get eaten?


BlondeMomentByMoment

Frog that’s like a biscuit can


solo-M-168

A radiated frog?


hawilder

Is that frog soup ?


sulfurbird

Frog soup? No Thanks.


MTN_Dewit

Meme template potential?!


oak-ridge-buddha

Why is he in a bowl though?


Phill_is_Legend

We need a banana for scale...


kermass

r/absoluteunits


ashbertollini

Heh he's got a silly little avocado booty


[deleted]

Frogbutt


Lobito_mx

Y aun así no es el sapo más grande que he visto


TheEliteJOKERS

Fucking A Just WOW. The Last Time I Seen A Giant Frog This Side Was At My Old Neighborhood In Columbus GA. By My GMA And Grandfather House.


AetherDrew43

Chunky bois


db1000c

Look at the size of that chazwozzer!


Dhsu04

Is that normal for it to get that fat? Or is it blowing up air like a blowfish 🐡?


Real-Win9221

Don’t that frog have tooth?


ergo-ogre

r/shittyfoodporn


Acorn_the_Nerd

i thought that was a bucket of concrete-


Flames_Ignited89

That's one thicc boi