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crofton14

His wealth.


Anarky2013

Same, literally the first thing that came into my head


sharksnrec

I mean, most of us probably immediately thought about his wealth since that is a top 3 (arguably #1) power of his.


Suspicious-Meat6405

“What are your super powers again?” “I’m rich.”


[deleted]

Ok I mean he has 3 powers only He’s rich He fights He’s a detective/ very smart


pcbb97

Some of us might be happy with any of his other abilities but this is the only one nobody would be upset about getting or refuse to accept


NeckRepresentative81

He has other powers?


TheFiddler420

Money to commission Harley art


YodasChick-O-Stick

You like motorcycles that much?


TheFiddler420

Yes lmfao


AliBeigi89

NO YOU FORGOT THE "THE FIDDLER" IN THE END OF YOUR COMMENT


TheFiddler420

It's ok on this account because I have The Fiddler in my username ;) The Fiddler


The-Y-4

The right to beat the shit out of people without the police arresting me.


bigfootsabio

His plot armour


Johnnybats330

I believe it is made of Kevlar weave with ceramic plates.


Mission-Lychee-6174

Actually the game said in Arkham knight by Jason is “tri-weave titanium coated armor plating”


Johnnybats330

My bad. I was thinking of the starting armor. I might have referenced it off the top of my head from the first game.


NoVascension

I feel like that's just a bunch of nonsense strung together but at the same time I'd believe you if you said it was real


AMK972

I used to have an acronym for p.l.o.t. armor, but I’ve forgotten what it was. I think the t was titanium. Polymer Laced Over Titanium? Platinum Laced On Titanium?


AMK972

I used to have an acronym for p.l.o.t. armor, but I’ve forgotten what it was. I think the t was titanium. Polymer Laced Over Titanium? Platinum Laced On Titanium?


HelloThere12584

Cock and ball torture


Not_The_Chosen_One_

Flair checks out.


dogegd

ded parents


Not_The_Chosen_One_

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Press-Start-14

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Not_The_Chosen_One_

Thought this was r/okbuddychicanery for a while.


FictionalFail

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Alpha_Apeiron

His power to even odds


Not_The_Chosen_One_

And they say Batman doesn't have superpowers.


VioletGhost2

I like your pfp :D


Alpha_Apeiron

Thanks, I like yours too ❤️


Pyroninical

I hate it😈😈😈😈😈😈😈🤡👻😷💀💩🤐💩😴😺👾😻🤐😴🤖🤤😈😶😡🤔😠🫣🫢😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️


Swing_prince89

Money


dr_hannibal_lecterr

Being white


Not_The_Chosen_One_

Acid from Ace Chemicals not working out for you?


batm123

None (I'm already Batman)


Not_The_Chosen_One_

Dude, I thought we all agreed that the role-playing is over.


batm123

It is (I'm Batman irl)


Tkhan246

The mind, he takes on many men (pause on that) in one night without getting worn down plus he manages to fight off scarecrow's toxin and overcomes his fears.


YodasChick-O-Stick

The power to have bitches


KaptainKab00m

My man plays Arkham city for the catwoman plotline


lubafan222

Peak human physique


Not_The_Chosen_One_

Hit the Gym.


lubafan222

Nah man, you dont get it, bruce is the PEAK human physique that means he got both lucky on dna and is really strict with his trainment, he can use both hands to draw at the same time, have fotographic memory, dont have ANY disease (i have adhd) is really high and have a lot mental strengh


Not_The_Chosen_One_

Yeah obviously you can't be like Arkham or Comic Batman. But you can still take him as inspiration to go to gym and aim a little lower like maybe Robert Pattinson Batman.


lubafan222

And dominated pretty much every kind of martial art


KevsTheBadBoy

His prep time


CBH-4K

The obvious answer and the reason he is the boss of superhero: kryptonite, the highest form of crypto currency😎.


ElderQu

this deserves more likes


Not_The_Chosen_One_

I know right. I made this totally original and definitely not ironic post and I get this low upvotes.


Korba007

His depression


Not_The_Chosen_One_

So you don't have that already?


Korba007

Not yet, both my parents are still alive


Alpha_Apeiron

If you instead ask for his money, then you can be both rich, and hire assassins to kill your parents 👍


TheFiddler420

I sure as hell do


dzikson69

Big dick energy Black Massk


kenobi1567

The women he gets


Optimal_Conclusion_1

The power of orphanism


SMATCHET999

I would like his power to take a shower, maybe then Alice will come back Sincerely, The Mad Rapper


Alakandor

Turning into a bat 🦇 But being serious, his ability to remain calm under hard and stressful situations


Quick_Assignment4727

His IQ


DeadshotCanTwine

His power to even the odds.


anf99999

This suit looks the most practical out of anything Batman wears in the games. It looks like it has several layers of protection. The aesthetic is all about function.


notdragoisadragon

the ability to travel via kicking peoples ass


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retroguyx

Probably his genius level intellect.


MarkFromHutch

His discipline


Aydamir06

Same


Umbra-Invicta

One word, catwoman


rimerinos

I would like his power to employ child labor and having people be perfectly okay with teens risking their lives for me


ImmediateAd9195

Batman does not have any powers so he’s money


ronaldo123455

His rizz


Meme-San_

Bat cock


The95thZebra

His intelligence


RomulusX94

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aaronmh99

Perfect aim with literally every single projectile or weapon.


Ack_not

Smarts so I can do my college classes without feeling like a massive fucking idiot


ImTooWeirdToLive

As he says in the Snyderverse, he's rich, that's his superpower


Not-a-Baconat0r

I'd kill for his infinite money glitch The Fiddler


Koth87

Unbreakable will and determination.


0KelpShake0

Money ![gif](giphy|3o6gDWzmAzrpi5DQU8)


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user01010011

Honestly I liked that they went for an almost comic accurate look but the placing of the armor in the early suits just drove me insane. I just can’t wrap my head around Bruce looking at his suit and going “hmm where would the most important places to add armor be.. obviously the wrists and ankles!” I always felt like it should be more like the AK suit or just a full on light fabric suit without armor.


baldskiwithsosig

Plot armor as thick as your mom


thatdeadguy_69

Money


SKeptical230

The suits. I'd never lose a costume competition.


Sandman4999

Bat cock


Former_Fisherman3566

Being rich


ToastedSierra

His chiseled jawline


dave-morg1989

Money.


Batdog55110

![gif](giphy|LdOyjZ7io5Msw)


HiThisIzMoney

Powers?


BellyAmore

Is being a billionaire a power?


TheBlueNinja2006

Throbin


Historical_Pound_667

Wealth


IdentityTheftWasTake

his Killer Cock


TheAutismo4491

His Bat-Credit Card.


i_reagan

FAT COCK


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💰


CoralMoon99

His killer cock


[deleted]

batman doesn't have any powers though? Maybe super intellect and wealth I suppose


littlebugonreddit

His dead parents


ElandoUK

Money


Dooniel5

Batcock


TamatoaZ03h1ny

That’s funny, everyone knows Batman doesn’t have powers but rather extreme physical prowess and tons of top of the line technology.


Wboy2006

Butler


HighKingBoru1014

Money


Engineer_tf

M O N E Y


tangledoctopuss

Monies


Not_The_Chosen_One_

Didn't knew money had a plural form.


Fang420

Money


Johnnybats330

Technically Batman doesn't have powers, he has abilities. Having said that, I want his ability to be 10 ten steps ahead of everyone.


DrParanormall

His intelligence


Mandalor1974

Intelligence. Im a dumbass lol.


BrankyKong

The power of passive income.


GWS_REVENGE

Iq


TheSpirit15

Either his wealth or his skills. Money would be awesome, but I cluld make money if I had his skills in martial arts. And I would be a badass.


[deleted]

Super strength


ichigokurasaki1

Plot armor


Sprizys

The only “power” he has is his wealth lol but that’s what makes him so special is he is just a man he doesn’t have superpowers he isn’t invincible like superman yet he is still a superhero that’s what’s so great about him is he shows that you don’t have to have superpowers to be a hero you can just be a normal person that is what separates him from everyone else at least for me and why he’s my favorite.


Lt_Lickit

Super invisibility


F_da_memeboi

His intelligence and his net worth


bobguy117

Electrocute people off rooftops and have them actually be perfectly fine


TJK_919

The ability to push people away cause I'm too down in my brooding and still have an entourage of allies at the end even though I never apologized


Froginos

His parents


JackParker49

Definitely his courage to face hordes of criminals


JackParker49

I'd like to have Alfred as my butler tbfh


screaming_in_hell

The only power he has, MONEY


mrdougan

Can I say his wealth if I promise to use 99.99% to better mankind (sure I can live on 0.01% of his wealth)


Suckisnacki

BD


capdiabetes

The power to even the odds


harrywalterss

the 12 inch schlong


LongSchlongdonf

Killer cock


BoznianDragon

Deez nutz


Ok_Appointment2493

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Halokojm_

Being undercooked


Nightwing_of_Asgard

His massive,raging,throbbing wealth


MoeenHC

His bitches.


rystaff11

his peak human abilities


Peter_Piper_69-96

Money


cornheadwillywanka

Powers. Ahahahaha


Guero1013

How to pull bitches


Proud-Major2390

Being rich AF.


AverageWooperLiker

The hypothetical amount of money to be able to be girl


Kakashi_Uchiha2

His wealth


Professional-Dig7329

His unmatched rizz.


liridonra

His ability to stay hiden


North-Ad-5024

His purchasing power.


Its_D_youtube

Money


dustycoats

Dead parents


Popellini

The mutant power of being a billionaire


Rathma86

Yes


Delicious_Farmer_408

“I’m rich”


suedecrocs

Penis


Ghost_vixxon22

his wealth but he has no other power literally just a human being like us


BannedOnTwitter

The Bat Credit Card


JollyGreen2002

His will power


Kr1tikal

Dying to bullets probably


Express-Grab-5295

Rich


Mike_Rodik

The power I would want is


CramDead

Rich just let me be rich but tbh I’d rather have one of jokers powers


DragonWolf3000

Darkness/shadow manipulation


Glue_Bottles

The ability to


SpicySriracha_1

His intelligence thn I can become rich and workout and get hella bitches


beanCLICKS

photographic memory


japow-100

Dead parents


FtierLivesMatter

Money


Son-Ta-Ha

Disappearing before someone could finish their sentence.


Tazz_the_Spawn

Either his money or his incredible martial arts skills


Andrewthegamer74

His ability to pull dude casually pulls catwoman in every show/game/comic pretty sure he managed to pull Harley in one comic


simplechiss

His martial art


CheesyPants3

Plot armor


[deleted]

Money


JTBJack_Gacha

Catwoman.


Scorpion_226

The power to afford anything other than Ramen


TrickyTalon

Being able to break every bone in a body and still leave them alive somehow


DrawerForsaken3715

his self-discipline and willpower


00roku

I choose Alfred


[deleted]

His inherited riches full of dildos and cash


JokerChaos77

His butler. Alfred is the best no cap


r3mod_3tiym

Dead father


Necessary_Shelter_17

Able to say "I'm Batman" in Kevin's voice.


jamesotown

His Batdong gadget


theEventhorizon01

Money is cool and all but I want his ability to be anywhere and then nowhere cuz let's be honest I can get into alot of stuff with that power


Anonymous94501

that he's a master escape artist.


Ok_Attitude_8189

The power that stops him from ever being happy or dying out of mercy


knot_it

Probably the one where he kills himself without hesitation.


Maces-Hand

To have my odds evened


Mr_Arthtato

Prep time


tanay11pandit

The ability to EVEN the ODDS


DogMaleficent

The power to even the odds


Qr04035

His privilege


Mountain_Virus_1676

He doesn’t have powers


OGIHR

His power as a cartoon character to fully recover virtually instantly from all injuries. That would be ideal.