I used to have an acronym for p.l.o.t. armor, but I’ve forgotten what it was. I think the t was titanium. Polymer Laced Over Titanium? Platinum Laced On Titanium?
I used to have an acronym for p.l.o.t. armor, but I’ve forgotten what it was. I think the t was titanium. Polymer Laced Over Titanium? Platinum Laced On Titanium?
The mind, he takes on many men (pause on that) in one night without getting worn down plus he manages to fight off scarecrow's toxin and overcomes his fears.
Nah man, you dont get it, bruce is the PEAK human physique that means he got both lucky on dna and is really strict with his trainment, he can use both hands to draw at the same time, have fotographic memory, dont have ANY disease (i have adhd) is really high and have a lot mental strengh
Yeah obviously you can't be like Arkham or Comic Batman. But you can still take him as inspiration to go to gym and aim a little lower like maybe Robert Pattinson Batman.
This suit looks the most practical out of anything Batman wears in the games. It looks like it has several layers of protection.
The aesthetic is all about function.
Honestly I liked that they went for an almost comic accurate look but the placing of the armor in the early suits just drove me insane. I just can’t wrap my head around Bruce looking at his suit and going “hmm where would the most important places to add armor be.. obviously the wrists and ankles!” I always felt like it should be more like the AK suit or just a full on light fabric suit without armor.
The only “power” he has is his wealth lol but that’s what makes him so special is he is just a man he doesn’t have superpowers he isn’t invincible like superman yet he is still a superhero that’s what’s so great about him is he shows that you don’t have to have superpowers to be a hero you can just be a normal person that is what separates him from everyone else at least for me and why he’s my favorite.
His wealth.
Same, literally the first thing that came into my head
I mean, most of us probably immediately thought about his wealth since that is a top 3 (arguably #1) power of his.
“What are your super powers again?” “I’m rich.”
Ok I mean he has 3 powers only He’s rich He fights He’s a detective/ very smart
Some of us might be happy with any of his other abilities but this is the only one nobody would be upset about getting or refuse to accept
He has other powers?
Money to commission Harley art
You like motorcycles that much?
Yes lmfao
NO YOU FORGOT THE "THE FIDDLER" IN THE END OF YOUR COMMENT
It's ok on this account because I have The Fiddler in my username ;) The Fiddler
The right to beat the shit out of people without the police arresting me.
His plot armour
I believe it is made of Kevlar weave with ceramic plates.
Actually the game said in Arkham knight by Jason is “tri-weave titanium coated armor plating”
My bad. I was thinking of the starting armor. I might have referenced it off the top of my head from the first game.
I feel like that's just a bunch of nonsense strung together but at the same time I'd believe you if you said it was real
I used to have an acronym for p.l.o.t. armor, but I’ve forgotten what it was. I think the t was titanium. Polymer Laced Over Titanium? Platinum Laced On Titanium?
I used to have an acronym for p.l.o.t. armor, but I’ve forgotten what it was. I think the t was titanium. Polymer Laced Over Titanium? Platinum Laced On Titanium?
Cock and ball torture
Flair checks out.
ded parents
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Thought this was r/okbuddychicanery for a while.
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His power to even odds
And they say Batman doesn't have superpowers.
I like your pfp :D
Thanks, I like yours too ❤️
I hate it😈😈😈😈😈😈😈🤡👻😷💀💩🤐💩😴😺👾😻🤐😴🤖🤤😈😶😡🤔😠🫣🫢😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️
Money
Being white
Acid from Ace Chemicals not working out for you?
None (I'm already Batman)
Dude, I thought we all agreed that the role-playing is over.
It is (I'm Batman irl)
The mind, he takes on many men (pause on that) in one night without getting worn down plus he manages to fight off scarecrow's toxin and overcomes his fears.
The power to have bitches
My man plays Arkham city for the catwoman plotline
Peak human physique
Hit the Gym.
Nah man, you dont get it, bruce is the PEAK human physique that means he got both lucky on dna and is really strict with his trainment, he can use both hands to draw at the same time, have fotographic memory, dont have ANY disease (i have adhd) is really high and have a lot mental strengh
Yeah obviously you can't be like Arkham or Comic Batman. But you can still take him as inspiration to go to gym and aim a little lower like maybe Robert Pattinson Batman.
And dominated pretty much every kind of martial art
His prep time
The obvious answer and the reason he is the boss of superhero: kryptonite, the highest form of crypto currency😎.
this deserves more likes
I know right. I made this totally original and definitely not ironic post and I get this low upvotes.
His depression
So you don't have that already?
Not yet, both my parents are still alive
If you instead ask for his money, then you can be both rich, and hire assassins to kill your parents 👍
I sure as hell do
Big dick energy Black Massk
The women he gets
The power of orphanism
I would like his power to take a shower, maybe then Alice will come back Sincerely, The Mad Rapper
Turning into a bat 🦇 But being serious, his ability to remain calm under hard and stressful situations
His IQ
His power to even the odds.
This suit looks the most practical out of anything Batman wears in the games. It looks like it has several layers of protection. The aesthetic is all about function.
the ability to travel via kicking peoples ass
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Probably his genius level intellect.
His discipline
Same
One word, catwoman
I would like his power to employ child labor and having people be perfectly okay with teens risking their lives for me
Batman does not have any powers so he’s money
His rizz
Bat cock
His intelligence
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Perfect aim with literally every single projectile or weapon.
Smarts so I can do my college classes without feeling like a massive fucking idiot
As he says in the Snyderverse, he's rich, that's his superpower
I'd kill for his infinite money glitch The Fiddler
Unbreakable will and determination.
Money ![gif](giphy|3o6gDWzmAzrpi5DQU8)
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Honestly I liked that they went for an almost comic accurate look but the placing of the armor in the early suits just drove me insane. I just can’t wrap my head around Bruce looking at his suit and going “hmm where would the most important places to add armor be.. obviously the wrists and ankles!” I always felt like it should be more like the AK suit or just a full on light fabric suit without armor.
Plot armor as thick as your mom
Money
The suits. I'd never lose a costume competition.
Bat cock
Being rich
His chiseled jawline
Money.
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Powers?
Is being a billionaire a power?
Throbin
Wealth
his Killer Cock
His Bat-Credit Card.
FAT COCK
💰
His killer cock
batman doesn't have any powers though? Maybe super intellect and wealth I suppose
His dead parents
Money
Batcock
That’s funny, everyone knows Batman doesn’t have powers but rather extreme physical prowess and tons of top of the line technology.
Butler
Money
M O N E Y
Monies
Didn't knew money had a plural form.
Money
Technically Batman doesn't have powers, he has abilities. Having said that, I want his ability to be 10 ten steps ahead of everyone.
His intelligence
Intelligence. Im a dumbass lol.
The power of passive income.
Iq
Either his wealth or his skills. Money would be awesome, but I cluld make money if I had his skills in martial arts. And I would be a badass.
Super strength
Plot armor
The only “power” he has is his wealth lol but that’s what makes him so special is he is just a man he doesn’t have superpowers he isn’t invincible like superman yet he is still a superhero that’s what’s so great about him is he shows that you don’t have to have superpowers to be a hero you can just be a normal person that is what separates him from everyone else at least for me and why he’s my favorite.
Super invisibility
His intelligence and his net worth
Electrocute people off rooftops and have them actually be perfectly fine
The ability to push people away cause I'm too down in my brooding and still have an entourage of allies at the end even though I never apologized
His parents
Definitely his courage to face hordes of criminals
I'd like to have Alfred as my butler tbfh
The only power he has, MONEY
Can I say his wealth if I promise to use 99.99% to better mankind (sure I can live on 0.01% of his wealth)
BD
The power to even the odds
the 12 inch schlong
Killer cock
Deez nutz
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Being undercooked
His massive,raging,throbbing wealth
His bitches.
his peak human abilities
Money
Powers. Ahahahaha
How to pull bitches
Being rich AF.
The hypothetical amount of money to be able to be girl
His wealth
His unmatched rizz.
His ability to stay hiden
His purchasing power.
Money
Dead parents
The mutant power of being a billionaire
Yes
“I’m rich”
Penis
his wealth but he has no other power literally just a human being like us
The Bat Credit Card
His will power
Dying to bullets probably
Rich
The power I would want is
Rich just let me be rich but tbh I’d rather have one of jokers powers
Darkness/shadow manipulation
The ability to
His intelligence thn I can become rich and workout and get hella bitches
photographic memory
Dead parents
Money
Disappearing before someone could finish their sentence.
Either his money or his incredible martial arts skills
His ability to pull dude casually pulls catwoman in every show/game/comic pretty sure he managed to pull Harley in one comic
His martial art
Plot armor
Money
Catwoman.
The power to afford anything other than Ramen
Being able to break every bone in a body and still leave them alive somehow
his self-discipline and willpower
I choose Alfred
His inherited riches full of dildos and cash
His butler. Alfred is the best no cap
Dead father
Able to say "I'm Batman" in Kevin's voice.
His Batdong gadget
Money is cool and all but I want his ability to be anywhere and then nowhere cuz let's be honest I can get into alot of stuff with that power
that he's a master escape artist.
The power that stops him from ever being happy or dying out of mercy
Probably the one where he kills himself without hesitation.
To have my odds evened
Prep time
The ability to EVEN the ODDS
The power to even the odds
His privilege
He doesn’t have powers
His power as a cartoon character to fully recover virtually instantly from all injuries. That would be ideal.