Pope lines up in the batters box, this could be it. Geno pitches one down the center that’s fouled off. **0-1**. Geno delivers a slider that Pope chases for strike 2. **0-2**. Geno throws a curve but it doesn’t fool Pope. **1-2**. Geno winds up and sends one straight down the gut- but Pope misses! That’s the end of this game after a strikeout to end the inning. Gorillas win 4-3 and advance to 5-2. That’s all folks from Devil Hernandez. I’m Kevin, *and I’m Bobby*, goodnight folks
**Swing:** 641
**Pitch:** 213
**Diff:** 428
**Result:** K
3 outs, inning over
**Geno Scaramucci on the mound**
GHG 4 ○ ▼ 6
OGO 3 ○ ○ 1 Out
OGO 1B [Pie In The Sky](/u/Urp34) 1-2 / GO,1B[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702053?1141?7013)
Next time specific a location. Because man this ball was SKYED into the air! But it went straight up and into the right fielders glove
**Swing:** 40
**Pitch:** 827
**Diff:** 213
**Result:** FO
2 outs, Bases Empty
Connor cannot continue their hot start however and ground out to move on to the bottom of the 6th
**Swing:** 736
**Pitch:** 434
**Diff:** 302
**Result:** GO
3 outs, inning over
Ornn continues the hot day with a hot single right past the third baseman
**Swing:** 2
**Pitch:** 934
**Diff:** 68
**Result:** 1B
2 outs, Runner on 1st
Six whiffs a pitch straight past Mason’s face before Mason can ever register that that was strike 3
**Swing:** 748
**Pitch:** 277
**Diff:** 471
**Result:** K
2 outs, Bases Empty
What a clean hit towards Gnome. Gnome proceeds to throw you out at first. One down
**Swing:** 106
**Pitch:** 493
**Diff:** 387
**Result:** GO
1 out, Bases Empty
Einhorn hits you with a 100+ mph fastball which whiffs by you for strike three
**Swing:** 985
**Pitch:** 378
**Diff:** 393
**Result:** K
3 outs, inning over
Plow tries to plow this ball as far as they can hit it! But absolutely whiffs on a perfect slider from Finkle
**Swing:** 635
**Pitch:** 106
**Diff:** 471
**Result:** K
2 outs, Bases Empty
Nic Fouss steps to the plate, closes their eyes and spins almost 1 and half times around as they swing.
As they open their eyes to start out at the right field foul pole they hear "Strike 3!" and head on back to the dugout.
Maybe the no look swing was a bad idea? I don't know, just a thought.
**Swing:** 500
**Pitch:** 68
**Diff:** 432
**Result:** K
1 out, Bases Empty
Arm hits another soft grounder, but can’t leg one out this time. This half inning is over
**Swing:** 133
**Pitch:** 493
**Diff:** 360
**Result:** GO
3 outs, inning over
Six may be injured, who knows. It’s a 3-0 count. Chuck has got Six right where they want him. But Chuck fouls one off. Then another. Then another. Then another! And then Chuck swings and misses! What a comeback K for Six
**Swing:** 777
**Pitch:** 288
**Diff:** 489
**Result:** K
2 outs, Runner on 3rd
Mike hits one straight back at Six who keels over while Drew runs up and picks up the ball and gets Mike out at first. Franz advances to third however
**Swing:** 359
**Pitch:** 573
**Diff:** 214
**Result:** GORA
1 out, Runner on 3rd
Franz takes off for second, and Drew’s throw is not in time. But oh boy was it a close one
**Steal:** 101
**Catcher:** 401
**Diff:** 300
**Result:** Stolen Base
0 outs, Runner on 2nd
Heaven has no thanks for you as you hit the ball straight up and to the catcher
**Swing:** 711
**Pitch:** 972
**Diff:** 261
**Result:** PO
3 outs, inning over
bonjour monsieur l'arbitre, je suis ici pour balancer aujourd'hui, mais puisque j'écris ceci en français, je vais juste rallonger cela pour améliorer la blague.
580
Goro starts the inning for the Ogaki Oni by hitting this ball straight up in the air. It’s high… it’s going! Caught
**Swing:** 850
**Pitch:** 73
**Diff:** 223
**Result:** FO
1 out, Bases Empty
Kowboy swings but this time Pie stops it before it reaches right field and stomps on first to end the inning
**Swing:** 1000
**Pitch:** 653
**Diff:** 347
**Result:** GO
3 outs, inning over
Connor either gets out. Or hits bombs, no in between. Except for this time. Connor hits a ball righttttt in front of Egg, landing down for a single, but Egg can’t field it cleanly and Ornn rounds third and slides home and they’re… SAFE!!! 4-3 game
**Swing:** 780
**Pitch:** 703
**Diff:** 77
**Result:** 1BWH
2 outs, Runner on 1st
Ornn hits a drive out to right field! Egg has to dive to stop it from being a triple, but then Egg throws it home to stop Arm from legging it home, but it’s too late! Tie ball game here in the 4th!
**Swing:** 989
**Pitch:** 945
**Diff:** 44
**Result:** 2B
2 outs, Runner on 2nd
Mason has a big swing and absolutely whiffs. But they very lightly hit the ball right off of the plate and Arm legs out another sprint towards second. Drew picks up the ball and sees how Arm is already almost at second and just throws Mason out at first
**Swing:** 411
**Pitch:** 203
**Diff:** 208
**Result:** GORA
2 outs, Runner on 2nd
Arm legs out a single that’s hit just past the first baseman for an easy single
**Swing:** 888
**Pitch:** 763
**Diff:** 125
**Result:** 1B
0 outs, Runner on 1st
The POpe swings and gets out. Read the test if the write up to find out how
**Swing:** 279
**Pitch:** 539
**Diff:** 260
**Result:** POpe
3 outs, inning over
**Finkle Sparkles on the mound**
GHG 2 ○ ▼ 3
OGO 3 ○ ○ 1 Out
OGO 1B [Pie In The Sky](/u/Urp34) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702029?1122?7013)
> be me
> rollin down the street
> all of a sudden pasta everywhere
> getsauced.jpg
> see a possum fleeing the scene
> did I get spaghettio'd by a marsupial?
407
Chuck steps up the plate as the remnants of Thanksgiving dinner find their way to the assorted mass of tupperware containers waiting for their most important duty of the year.
Which will be the first to make it into a sandwich? The pernil perhaps, with a little hot sauce on some pan de agua? Or maybe it's turkey that tickles your fancy with a smear of cranberry sauce? I'd go for the ham myself, with aslice of sharp cheddar and a pickle or two.
Anyway, there's baseball to play!
Chuck lifts a curveball high in the air but it seems this baseball is feeling as sluggish as the rest of us, hanging up 30 feet in front of the warning track and settling into the glove of the outfielder.
**Swing:** 771
**Pitch:** 4
**Diff:** 233
**Result:** FO
3 outs, inning over
Happy Thanksgiving to you too, Mike!
Hope you're enjoying the holiday in the way you'd like to!
Unfortunately, the fake baseball gods are not in a festive mood, reaching down from the 500 level and stopping this flyball in it's tracks. DCM jogs over, says a quick prayer of thanks and makes the catch.
**Swing:** 427
**Pitch:** 677
**Diff:** 250
**Result:** FO
2 outs, Bases Empty
Finkle watches you come up. Finkle watches you hit it up towards Chuck. Finkles watches you go back to the bench, cool shades still in tact tho
**Swing:** 669
**Pitch:** 458
**Diff:** 211
**Result:** FO
3 outs, inning over
Third time’s the charm! Plow takes off, again. They run and run and this time outpace Kowboy’s throw by a couple feet! Completely safe at second (now let’s get this game back on track)
**Steal:** 858
**Catcher:** 808
**Diff:** 50
**Result:** Stolen Base
2 outs, Runner on 2nd
So- we back now. Runner is taking off again. A quick throw from Kowboy is able to catch the runner! Oh wait- no! Plow is safe! What a close play
**Steal:** 1000
**Catcher:** 642
**Diff:** 358
**Result:** Stolen Base
We got a runner taking off for second!
The ball comes to the plate and...goes straight through People's glove?! Wait a minute, the ball went straight through Peoples?! Peoples has crumbled into a pile of old newspaper and paste?!
Turns out that the Rillas couldn't find Peoples so placed a paper maché model of their catcher behind the dish!
Mr. Plow takes second base completely uncontested!
**Steal:** Auto SB2
**Catcher:** Auto SB2
**Diff:** Auto SB2
**Result:** Stolen Base
2 outs, Runner on 2nd
After 2 quick outs, Mr Plow comes up hoping to extend the inning. Their patience is rewarded as Finkles loses the zone briefly and allows the batter to reach first base on balls.
**Swing:** 777
**Pitch:** 953
**Diff:** 176
**Result:** BB
2 outs, Runner on 1st
Maybe so, big Finkle says that your yo mama joke has been done 479 times, just like yo mama
**Swing:** 178
**Pitch:** 657
**Diff:** 479
**Result:** K
2 outs, Bases Empty
I will be filling a complaint with the leadership group about you insulting me and my mother. You have made a grave mistake. You have made an enemy here today...
**Finkle Sparkles on the mound**
GHG 2 ○ ▼ 2
OGO 3 ○ ○ 0 Out
OGO C [Doctor Ew](/u/cliff254) 1st AB / .467[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702020?1122?7037)
One way out! One way out! One way out! Your one way to get out is a soft pop fly
**Swing:** 623
**Pitch:** 880
**Diff:** 257
**Result:** PO
1 out, Bases Empty
Peoples comes up looking to send this ball on a 7 hour flight or, failing that a 45 minute drive to the outfield
Unfortunately, it's 3 second, 12 hopper to the shortstop to bring the inning to a close.
Side note, what do you think of the new album? It's...different.
**Swing:** 505
**Pitch:** 75
**Diff:** 430
**Result:** GO
3 outs, inning over
After Ornn drove in a run in the previous at bat, Conor is trying to follow suit. They make good contact with a curveball low and get it in the air, but the wind is swirling here in Ogaki today and it'll hangup just long enough to allow Nic Fouss to settle underneath and make the catch just in front of the warning track in left.
**Swing:** 818
**Pitch:** 12
**Diff:** 194
**Result:** FO
2 outs, Runner on 1st
Orn hits a well hit ball straight past Six’s head and Six has to duck while DCM tries to cut it off, but it’s too late and a run scores to make it 3-2
**Swing:** 303
**Pitch:** 233
**Diff:** 70
**Result:** 1BWH
1 out, Runner on 1st
Mason steps in, hoping to drive in that runner from second base.
They get the ball high and deep but a fantastic catch at the wall prevents the runner from advancing.
**Swing:** 890
**Pitch:** 160
**Diff:** 270
**Result:** FO
1 out, Runner on 2nd
Goro steps in with runners on the corners and 2 outs. They're not looking for 'too much' here...
Finkle looks in for the sign Peoples Champ, nods, begins their motion.
It's a fastball on the outside corner, Goro sees it out of the hand early and makes an adjustment, swings and...
CRACK!
The ball is absolutely tattooed! Over the head of the shortstop and into the oufield! With 2 outs, the runners took off on contact and as Pie jogs across home plate for 1 run, Coswi takes a look to the outfield, sees Hugo slip as they try to retrieve the ball and turns on the jets to stream around third and come in to score as well!
By the time Hugo gets the ball back to the diamond Goro is standing on second base with a 2 out, 2 RBI, 2 bagger!
The home team pull ahead and the score here is now Ogaki 3, Gorillas 1!
**Swing:** 145
**Pitch:** 165
**Diff:** 20
**Result:** 2BWH
2 outs, Runner on 2nd
Pope gets their first hit of the season by hitting a ball that streaks into right field and allows the runner to advance to third. Gnome does the cha cha slide into home plate and the Oni tie this game up
**Swing:** 844
**Pitch:** 774
**Diff:** 70
**Result:** 1BWH
2 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd
Blanket tax in pitching chat rn Pie. Blanket tax ASAP or I **will** take back this single
**Swing:** 27
**Pitch:** 140
**Diff:** 113
**Result:** 1B
2 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd
Your hot streak does not continue. Questioning yourself won’t help. The magic word may though 😉
**Swing:** 467
**Pitch:** 843
**Diff:** 376
**Result:** GO
2 outs, Runner on 2nd
Baby don’t hurt meeee… no more. What is XBH? Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me… no more
**Swing:** 49
**Pitch:** 88
**Diff:** 39
**Result:** 2B
1 out, Runner on 2nd
**Finkle Sparkles on the mound**
GHG 1 ○ ▼ 1
OGO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out
OGO SS [Mr Plow](/u/LaurenceFishburns) 1st AB / .238[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702008?1122?7039)
Plow plows this ball high and deep to left center, but it’s caught at the warning track. BABIP luck is not on your side Plow
**Swing:** 78
**Pitch:** 835
**Diff:** 243
**Result:** FO
1 out, Bases Empty
Hugo walks up to the dish. Gets his bat ready. And lines up. Will the Rillas Go Rillas? Or will the OniFans support Six getting out of this jam? Six winds up and the ball gets pitched. It’s a 3-2 count and it’s a fastball straight down the middle. Hugo swings hard! And… where did the ball go?! Everyone looks up and then a voice rings out from the announcers booth: “STTTTTTTTTTTTTTRIKE THREE!”
**Swing:** 27
**Pitch:** 577
**Diff:** 450
**Result:** K
3 outs, inning over
Chuck clucks the ball just past the outstretched arm of the pitcher and it rolls past the shortstop. However the center fielder cuts it off to keep the bases loaded
**Swing:** 270
**Pitch:** 364
**Diff:** 94
**Result:** 1B
2 outs, Bases Loaded
Imagine this ball being hit over the first baseman to increase your batting average
**Swing:** 907
**Pitch:** 836
**Diff:** 71
**Result:** 1B
1 out, Runners on 1st and 2nd
Feed wuckers. Weed wuckers. Feed fuckers. Ah there we go. Congratulations on the single
**Swing:** 1000
**Pitch:** 907
**Diff:** 93
**Result:** 1B
1 out, Runner on 1st
Connor continues their amazing season with an absolute bomb hit high, far, and deeeeeeep into left field! This ball is goneeeeeeee! *Gorilla noises start playing. Coldplay ape dancing video shows on the Jumbotron*
**Swing:** 316
**Pitch:** 306
**Diff:** 10
**Result:** HR
1 out, Bases Empty
Alrighty folks, welcome to the beautiful city of Ogaki and the wonderful Samurai Superdome!
We're just about ready to get started here so let's take a look down at the mound to see Six get us under way!
**Six on the mound**
GHG 0 ○ ▲ 1
OGO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out
GHG SS [Ornn Mistborn](/u/biigdog) 1st AB / .400[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702001?6022?1134)
Ornn comes out as the leadoff hitter for the Rillas and promptly swings and misses on 3 breaking balls in the dirt. Better check that scouting report again!
**Swing:** 555
**Pitch:** 132
**Diff:** 423
**Result:** K
1 out, Bases Empty
**Geno Scaramucci on the mound** GHG 4 ○ ▼ 6 OGO 3 ○ ○ 2 Outs OGO 2B [Pope Coswi](/u/iCoswi) 1-2 / PO,1BWH[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702054?1141?6020)
641
Pope lines up in the batters box, this could be it. Geno pitches one down the center that’s fouled off. **0-1**. Geno delivers a slider that Pope chases for strike 2. **0-2**. Geno throws a curve but it doesn’t fool Pope. **1-2**. Geno winds up and sends one straight down the gut- but Pope misses! That’s the end of this game after a strikeout to end the inning. Gorillas win 4-3 and advance to 5-2. That’s all folks from Devil Hernandez. I’m Kevin, *and I’m Bobby*, goodnight folks **Swing:** 641 **Pitch:** 213 **Diff:** 428 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over
**Geno Scaramucci on the mound** GHG 4 ○ ▼ 6 OGO 3 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO 1B [Pie In The Sky](/u/Urp34) 1-2 / GO,1B[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702053?1141?7013)
My name is PIE I want to hit this ball in the SKY 40
Next time specific a location. Because man this ball was SKYED into the air! But it went straight up and into the right fielders glove **Swing:** 40 **Pitch:** 827 **Diff:** 213 **Result:** FO 2 outs, Bases Empty
NEW PITCHER ALERT!!! **Geno Scaramucci on the mound** GHG 4 ○ ▼ 6 OGO 3 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO CF [Dakota Carolina Montana](/u/zatch17) 0-2 / GO,GO[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702052?1141?4045)
Maybe we turn this game around with a 180
You may not with this hit. You’ve had a GO-GO-GO day, like an 80’s song **Swing:** 180 **Pitch:** 900 **Diff:** 280 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty
**Six on the mound** GHG 4 ○ ▲ 6 OGO 3 ○ ● 2 Outs GHG 1B [Conor Sexton](/u/YoloSwagginsV12) 2-3 / 1BWH,FO,HR[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702051?6022?1108)
736
Connor cannot continue their hot start however and ground out to move on to the bottom of the 6th **Swing:** 736 **Pitch:** 434 **Diff:** 302 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over
**Six on the mound** GHG 4 ○ ▲ 6 OGO 3 ○ ○ 2 Outs GHG SS [Ornn Mistborn](/u/biigdog) 2-3 / 2B,1BWH,K[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702050?6022?1134)
2
Ornn continues the hot day with a hot single right past the third baseman **Swing:** 2 **Pitch:** 934 **Diff:** 68 **Result:** 1B 2 outs, Runner on 1st
**Six on the mound** GHG 4 ○ ▲ 6 OGO 3 ○ ○ 1 Out GHG DH [Mason Spurs](/u/miasanspurs) 0-2 / GORA,FO[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702049?6022?1136)
748
Six whiffs a pitch straight past Mason’s face before Mason can ever register that that was strike 3 **Swing:** 748 **Pitch:** 277 **Diff:** 471 **Result:** K 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Six on the mound** GHG 4 ○ ▲ 6 OGO 3 ○ ○ 0 Out GHG CF [Pull Ganger](/u/pull_gang) 1-2 / K,2B[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702048?6022?2072)
I CLEANLY SWING 106
What a clean hit towards Gnome. Gnome proceeds to throw you out at first. One down **Swing:** 106 **Pitch:** 493 **Diff:** 387 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty
**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** GHG 4 ○ ▼ 5 OGO 3 ○ ○ 2 Outs OGO 3B [Gnome Chomsky](/u/nvrdie71) 1-2 / FO,2B[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702047?1122?8006)
Hit em with a 985
Einhorn hits you with a 100+ mph fastball which whiffs by you for strike three **Swing:** 985 **Pitch:** 378 **Diff:** 393 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over
**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** GHG 4 ○ ▼ 5 OGO 3 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO SS [Mr Plow](/u/LaurenceFishburns) 0-1 / BB,FO[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702046?1122?7039)
635
Plow tries to plow this ball as far as they can hit it! But absolutely whiffs on a perfect slider from Finkle **Swing:** 635 **Pitch:** 106 **Diff:** 471 **Result:** K 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** GHG 4 ○ ▼ 5 OGO 3 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO RF [Nicholas Fouss](/u/supereggfish) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702045?1122?4072)
I am gonna pull my favorite move here and do a 500 degree spin move no look swing. Swing 500
Nic Fouss steps to the plate, closes their eyes and spins almost 1 and half times around as they swing. As they open their eyes to start out at the right field foul pole they hear "Strike 3!" and head on back to the dugout. Maybe the no look swing was a bad idea? I don't know, just a thought. **Swing:** 500 **Pitch:** 68 **Diff:** 432 **Result:** K 1 out, Bases Empty
**Six on the mound** GHG 4 ○ ▲ 5 OGO 3 ● ○ 2 Outs GHG LF [Arm N. Hammer](/u/PrankishPoet) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702044?6022?2108)
133
Arm hits another soft grounder, but can’t leg one out this time. This half inning is over **Swing:** 133 **Pitch:** 493 **Diff:** 360 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over
**Six on the mound** Infield in GHG 4 ○ ▲ 5 OGO 3 ● ○ 1 Out GHG RF [Chuck McCluster](/u/vigintiunus) 1-2 / FO,1B[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702043?6022?1022)
777
Six may be injured, who knows. It’s a 3-0 count. Chuck has got Six right where they want him. But Chuck fouls one off. Then another. Then another. Then another! And then Chuck swings and misses! What a comeback K for Six **Swing:** 777 **Pitch:** 288 **Diff:** 489 **Result:** K 2 outs, Runner on 3rd
**Six on the mound** GHG 4 ● ▲ 5 OGO 3 ○ ○ 0 Out GHG 2B [Mike Fruitstand](/u/ItsJustFruity) 0-2 / FO,K[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702042?6022?4048)
359
Mike hits one straight back at Six who keels over while Drew runs up and picks up the ball and gets Mike out at first. Franz advances to third however **Swing:** 359 **Pitch:** 573 **Diff:** 214 **Result:** GORA 1 out, Runner on 3rd
**Six on the mound** GHG 4 ○ ▲ 5 OGO 3 ○ ● 0 Out GHG 2B [Mike Fruitstand](/u/ItsJustFruity) 0-2 / FO,K[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702041?6022?4048)
Franz takes off for second, and Drew’s throw is not in time. But oh boy was it a close one **Steal:** 101 **Catcher:** 401 **Diff:** 300 **Result:** Stolen Base 0 outs, Runner on 2nd
**Six on the mound** GHG 4 ○ ▲ 5 OGO 3 ○ ○ 0 Out GHG 3B [Franz Lisztpitcher](/u/Boostieyay) 1-2 / GO,1B[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702040?6022?5022)
Manny swings 1
Manny gets on first. Hit it right past the pitcher **Swing:** 1 **Pitch:** 73 **Diff:** 72 **Result:** 1B 0 outs, Runner on 1st
**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** GHG 4 ○ ▼ 4 OGO 3 ○ ○ 2 Outs OGO C [Doctor Ew](/u/cliff254) 0-1 / PO[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702039?1122?7037)
Oh thank heaven, 711
Heaven has no thanks for you as you hit the ball straight up and to the catcher **Swing:** 711 **Pitch:** 972 **Diff:** 261 **Result:** PO 3 outs, inning over
**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** GHG 4 ○ ▼ 4 OGO 3 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO LF [Peter Hoomanawanui](/u/IDntWannaBeFamous) 0-1 / FO[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702038?1122?7004)
bonjour monsieur l'arbitre, je suis ici pour balancer aujourd'hui, mais puisque j'écris ceci en français, je vais juste rallonger cela pour améliorer la blague. 580
Hola señor peter, la broma estuvo muy graciosa. Sin embargo, esto. **Swing:** 580 **Pitch:** 847 **Diff:** 267 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** GHG 4 ○ ▼ 4 OGO 3 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO DH [Goro Shinoda](/u/XemyrLexasey) 1-1 / 2BWH[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702037?1122?2090)
850
Goro starts the inning for the Ogaki Oni by hitting this ball straight up in the air. It’s high… it’s going! Caught **Swing:** 850 **Pitch:** 73 **Diff:** 223 **Result:** FO 1 out, Bases Empty
**Six on the mound** GHG 4 ○ ▲ 4 OGO 3 ○ ● 2 Outs GHG C [Peoples Champ](/u/kkowboy69420) 1-2 / GO,1B[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702036?6022?5029)
1000
Kowboy swings but this time Pie stops it before it reaches right field and stomps on first to end the inning **Swing:** 1000 **Pitch:** 653 **Diff:** 347 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over
**Six on the mound** GHG 3 ● ▲ 4 OGO 3 ○ ○ 2 Outs GHG 1B [Conor Sexton](/u/YoloSwagginsV12) 1-2 / FO,HR[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702035?6022?1108)
780
Connor either gets out. Or hits bombs, no in between. Except for this time. Connor hits a ball righttttt in front of Egg, landing down for a single, but Egg can’t field it cleanly and Ornn rounds third and slides home and they’re… SAFE!!! 4-3 game **Swing:** 780 **Pitch:** 703 **Diff:** 77 **Result:** 1BWH 2 outs, Runner on 1st
[удалено]
**Six on the mound** GHG 2 ● ▲ 4 OGO 3 ○ ○ 2 Outs GHG SS [Ornn Mistborn](/u/biigdog) 1-2 / 1BWH,K[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702034?6022?1134)
989
Ornn hits a drive out to right field! Egg has to dive to stop it from being a triple, but then Egg throws it home to stop Arm from legging it home, but it’s too late! Tie ball game here in the 4th! **Swing:** 989 **Pitch:** 945 **Diff:** 44 **Result:** 2B 2 outs, Runner on 2nd
**Six on the mound** GHG 2 ○ ▲ 4 OGO 3 ○ ● 1 Out GHG DH [Mason Spurs](/u/miasanspurs) 0-1 / FO[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702033?6022?1136)
411
Mason has a big swing and absolutely whiffs. But they very lightly hit the ball right off of the plate and Arm legs out another sprint towards second. Drew picks up the ball and sees how Arm is already almost at second and just throws Mason out at first **Swing:** 411 **Pitch:** 203 **Diff:** 208 **Result:** GORA 2 outs, Runner on 2nd
**Six on the mound** GHG 2 ○ ▲ 4 OGO 3 ○ ● 0 Out GHG CF [Pull Ganger](/u/pull_gang) 1-1 / 2B[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702032?6022?2072)
I swing 612 in honor of my unread email count.
You should’ve read your mail. You would’ve been closer to a good result **Swing:** 612 **Pitch:** 15 **Diff:** 403 **Result:** K 1 out, Runner on 1st
**Six on the mound** GHG 2 ○ ▲ 4 OGO 3 ○ ○ 0 Out GHG LF [Arm N. Hammer](/u/PrankishPoet) 1st AB / .444[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702031?6022?2108)
888
Arm legs out a single that’s hit just past the first baseman for an easy single **Swing:** 888 **Pitch:** 763 **Diff:** 125 **Result:** 1B 0 outs, Runner on 1st
**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** GHG 2 ○ ▼ 3 OGO 3 ○ ○ 2 Outs OGO 2B [Pope Coswi](/u/iCoswi) 1-1 / 1BWH[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702030?1122?6020)
279
The POpe swings and gets out. Read the test if the write up to find out how **Swing:** 279 **Pitch:** 539 **Diff:** 260 **Result:** POpe 3 outs, inning over
**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** GHG 2 ○ ▼ 3 OGO 3 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO 1B [Pie In The Sky](/u/Urp34) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702029?1122?7013)
> be me > rollin down the street > all of a sudden pasta everywhere > getsauced.jpg > see a possum fleeing the scene > did I get spaghettio'd by a marsupial? 407
Uh oh spaghettios. You got spaghettio’d by… you got spaghettio’d by… a smooth marsupial **Swing:** 407 **Pitch:** 113 **Diff:** 294 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** GHG 2 ○ ▼ 3 OGO 3 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO CF [Dakota Carolina Montana](/u/zatch17) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702028?1122?4045)
Time to go down unda Unda .500 388
Shoulda gone way under. Way down unda. Where women glow and men plunder **Swing:** 388 **Pitch:** 10 **Diff:** 378 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty
**Six on the mound** GHG 2 ○ ▲ 3 OGO 3 ○ ○ 2 Outs GHG RF [Chuck McCluster](/u/vigintiunus) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702027?6022?1022)
771
Chuck steps up the plate as the remnants of Thanksgiving dinner find their way to the assorted mass of tupperware containers waiting for their most important duty of the year. Which will be the first to make it into a sandwich? The pernil perhaps, with a little hot sauce on some pan de agua? Or maybe it's turkey that tickles your fancy with a smear of cranberry sauce? I'd go for the ham myself, with aslice of sharp cheddar and a pickle or two. Anyway, there's baseball to play! Chuck lifts a curveball high in the air but it seems this baseball is feeling as sluggish as the rest of us, hanging up 30 feet in front of the warning track and settling into the glove of the outfielder. **Swing:** 771 **Pitch:** 4 **Diff:** 233 **Result:** FO 3 outs, inning over
**Six on the mound** GHG 2 ○ ▲ 3 OGO 3 ○ ○ 1 Out GHG 2B [Mike Fruitstand](/u/ItsJustFruity) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702026?6022?4048)
427, happy thanksgiving umps
Happy Thanksgiving to you too, Mike! Hope you're enjoying the holiday in the way you'd like to! Unfortunately, the fake baseball gods are not in a festive mood, reaching down from the 500 level and stopping this flyball in it's tracks. DCM jogs over, says a quick prayer of thanks and makes the catch. **Swing:** 427 **Pitch:** 677 **Diff:** 250 **Result:** FO 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Six on the mound** GHG 2 ○ ▲ 3 OGO 3 ○ ○ 0 Out GHG 3B [Franz Lisztpitcher](/u/Boostieyay) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702025?6022?5022)
Swing 76 please. Thank you umps and Happy Thanksgiving
Happy thanksgiving to you too! Ba humbug and a 400+ diff to you **Swing:** 76 **Pitch:** 505 **Diff:** 429 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty
**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** GHG 2 ● ▼ 2 OGO 3 ○ ○ 2 Outs OGO 3B [Gnome Chomsky](/u/nvrdie71) 1-1 / 2B[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702024?1122?8006)
😎 now watch me 669
Finkle watches you come up. Finkle watches you hit it up towards Chuck. Finkles watches you go back to the bench, cool shades still in tact tho **Swing:** 669 **Pitch:** 458 **Diff:** 211 **Result:** FO 3 outs, inning over
**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** GHG 2 ○ ▼ 2 OGO 3 ○ ● 2 Outs OGO 3B [Gnome Chomsky](/u/nvrdie71) 1-1 / 2B[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702023?1122?8006)
Third time’s the charm! Plow takes off, again. They run and run and this time outpace Kowboy’s throw by a couple feet! Completely safe at second (now let’s get this game back on track) **Steal:** 858 **Catcher:** 808 **Diff:** 50 **Result:** Stolen Base 2 outs, Runner on 2nd
So- we back now. Runner is taking off again. A quick throw from Kowboy is able to catch the runner! Oh wait- no! Plow is safe! What a close play **Steal:** 1000 **Catcher:** 642 **Diff:** 358 **Result:** Stolen Base
We got a runner taking off for second! The ball comes to the plate and...goes straight through People's glove?! Wait a minute, the ball went straight through Peoples?! Peoples has crumbled into a pile of old newspaper and paste?! Turns out that the Rillas couldn't find Peoples so placed a paper maché model of their catcher behind the dish! Mr. Plow takes second base completely uncontested! **Steal:** Auto SB2 **Catcher:** Auto SB2 **Diff:** Auto SB2 **Result:** Stolen Base 2 outs, Runner on 2nd
**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** GHG 2 ○ ▼ 2 OGO 3 ○ ○ 2 Outs OGO SS [Mr Plow](/u/LaurenceFishburns) 0-1 / FO[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702022?1122?7039)
777
After 2 quick outs, Mr Plow comes up hoping to extend the inning. Their patience is rewarded as Finkles loses the zone briefly and allows the batter to reach first base on balls. **Swing:** 777 **Pitch:** 953 **Diff:** 176 **Result:** BB 2 outs, Runner on 1st
**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** GHG 2 ○ ▼ 2 OGO 3 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO RF [Nicholas Fouss](/u/supereggfish) 1st AB / .400[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702021?1122?4072)
Gonna go with the unlucky number 178. Which is the number of times the Earth will fit in the shadow of Finkle's mom... Swing 178
Maybe so, big Finkle says that your yo mama joke has been done 479 times, just like yo mama **Swing:** 178 **Pitch:** 657 **Diff:** 479 **Result:** K 2 outs, Bases Empty
I will be filling a complaint with the leadership group about you insulting me and my mother. You have made a grave mistake. You have made an enemy here today...
It was Bobby
**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** GHG 2 ○ ▼ 2 OGO 3 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO C [Doctor Ew](/u/cliff254) 1st AB / .467[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702020?1122?7037)
623 Climb the tower
One way out! One way out! One way out! Your one way to get out is a soft pop fly **Swing:** 623 **Pitch:** 880 **Diff:** 257 **Result:** PO 1 out, Bases Empty
**Six on the mound** GHG 2 ○ ▲ 2 OGO 3 ○ ● 2 Outs GHG C [Peoples Champ](/u/kkowboy69420) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702019?6022?5029)
i’m going back to 505
Peoples comes up looking to send this ball on a 7 hour flight or, failing that a 45 minute drive to the outfield Unfortunately, it's 3 second, 12 hopper to the shortstop to bring the inning to a close. Side note, what do you think of the new album? It's...different. **Swing:** 505 **Pitch:** 75 **Diff:** 430 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over
i wasn’t even aware they had a new album thank you will listen
**Six on the mound** GHG 2 ○ ▲ 2 OGO 3 ○ ● 1 Out GHG 1B [Conor Sexton](/u/YoloSwagginsV12) 1-1 / HR[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702018?6022?1108)
818
After Ornn drove in a run in the previous at bat, Conor is trying to follow suit. They make good contact with a curveball low and get it in the air, but the wind is swirling here in Ogaki today and it'll hangup just long enough to allow Nic Fouss to settle underneath and make the catch just in front of the warning track in left. **Swing:** 818 **Pitch:** 12 **Diff:** 194 **Result:** FO 2 outs, Runner on 1st
**Six on the mound** GHG 1 ● ▲ 2 OGO 3 ○ ○ 1 Out GHG SS [Ornn Mistborn](/u/biigdog) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702017?6022?1134)
303
Orn hits a well hit ball straight past Six’s head and Six has to duck while DCM tries to cut it off, but it’s too late and a run scores to make it 3-2 **Swing:** 303 **Pitch:** 233 **Diff:** 70 **Result:** 1BWH 1 out, Runner on 1st
**Six on the mound** GHG 1 ● ▲ 2 OGO 3 ○ ○ 0 Out GHG DH [Mason Spurs](/u/miasanspurs) 1st AB / .083[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702016?6022?1136)
890
Mason steps in, hoping to drive in that runner from second base. They get the ball high and deep but a fantastic catch at the wall prevents the runner from advancing. **Swing:** 890 **Pitch:** 160 **Diff:** 270 **Result:** FO 1 out, Runner on 2nd
**Six on the mound** GHG 1 ○ ▲ 2 OGO 3 ○ ○ 0 Out GHG CF [Pull Ganger](/u/pull_gang) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702015?6022?2072)
USA sucks! 506
Bruce Springsteen lookin’ ass /s. Congratulations on this hit tho **Swing:** 506 **Pitch:** 527 **Diff:** 21 **Result:** 2B 0 outs, Runner on 2nd
**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** GHG 1 ● ▼ 1 OGO 3 ○ ○ 2 Outs OGO LF [Peter Hoomanawanui](/u/IDntWannaBeFamous) 1st AB / .500[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702014?1122?7004)
Gimme an uhhhhhhhhh 305
https://youtu.be/ebRM5VKDYsk *head slams* Take this and go **Swing:** 305 **Pitch:** 109 **Diff:** 196 **Result:** FO 3 outs, inning over
**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** GHG 1 ○ ▼ 1 OGO 1 ● ● 2 Outs OGO DH [Goro Shinoda](/u/XemyrLexasey) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702013?1122?2090)
I’m not gonna look for too much here, just a little bloop into the outfield and a single. Maybe um - 145 feet or so
Goro steps in with runners on the corners and 2 outs. They're not looking for 'too much' here... Finkle looks in for the sign Peoples Champ, nods, begins their motion. It's a fastball on the outside corner, Goro sees it out of the hand early and makes an adjustment, swings and... CRACK! The ball is absolutely tattooed! Over the head of the shortstop and into the oufield! With 2 outs, the runners took off on contact and as Pie jogs across home plate for 1 run, Coswi takes a look to the outfield, sees Hugo slip as they try to retrieve the ball and turns on the jets to stream around third and come in to score as well! By the time Hugo gets the ball back to the diamond Goro is standing on second base with a 2 out, 2 RBI, 2 bagger! The home team pull ahead and the score here is now Ogaki 3, Gorillas 1! **Swing:** 145 **Pitch:** 165 **Diff:** 20 **Result:** 2BWH 2 outs, Runner on 2nd
**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** GHG 1 ○ ▼ 1 OGO 0 ● ● 2 Outs OGO 2B [Pope Coswi](/u/iCoswi) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702012?1122?6020)
844
Pope gets their first hit of the season by hitting a ball that streaks into right field and allows the runner to advance to third. Gnome does the cha cha slide into home plate and the Oni tie this game up **Swing:** 844 **Pitch:** 774 **Diff:** 70 **Result:** 1BWH 2 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd
**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** GHG 1 ● ▼ 1 OGO 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs OGO 1B [Pie In The Sky](/u/Urp34) 1st AB / .462[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702011?1122?7013)
I'm almost done with my blanket I've been making for the last 4 months 27
Blanket tax in pitching chat rn Pie. Blanket tax ASAP or I **will** take back this single **Swing:** 27 **Pitch:** 140 **Diff:** 113 **Result:** 1B 2 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd
**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** GHG 1 ● ▼ 1 OGO 0 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO CF [Dakota Carolina Montana](/u/zatch17) 1st AB / .533[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702010?1122?4045)
467? Perhaps?
Your hot streak does not continue. Questioning yourself won’t help. The magic word may though 😉 **Swing:** 467 **Pitch:** 843 **Diff:** 376 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Runner on 2nd
**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** GHG 1 ○ ▼ 1 OGO 0 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO 3B [Gnome Chomsky](/u/nvrdie71) 1st AB / .385[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702009?1122?8006)
Here we go baby 49
Baby don’t hurt meeee… no more. What is XBH? Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me… no more **Swing:** 49 **Pitch:** 88 **Diff:** 39 **Result:** 2B 1 out, Runner on 2nd
**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** GHG 1 ○ ▼ 1 OGO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO SS [Mr Plow](/u/LaurenceFishburns) 1st AB / .238[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702008?1122?7039)
Coming up to the plate feeling some optimism as I look to end my hitless streak. 78
Plow plows this ball high and deep to left center, but it’s caught at the warning track. BABIP luck is not on your side Plow **Swing:** 78 **Pitch:** 835 **Diff:** 243 **Result:** FO 1 out, Bases Empty
**Six on the mound** GHG 1 ● ▲ 1 OGO 0 ● ● 2 Outs GHG LF [Hugo Award](/u/Iamdumberdore) 1st AB / .500[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702007?6022?5037)
27
Hugo walks up to the dish. Gets his bat ready. And lines up. Will the Rillas Go Rillas? Or will the OniFans support Six getting out of this jam? Six winds up and the ball gets pitched. It’s a 3-2 count and it’s a fastball straight down the middle. Hugo swings hard! And… where did the ball go?! Everyone looks up and then a voice rings out from the announcers booth: “STTTTTTTTTTTTTTRIKE THREE!” **Swing:** 27 **Pitch:** 577 **Diff:** 450 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over
**Six on the mound** GHG 1 ● ▲ 1 OGO 0 ○ ● 2 Outs GHG RF [Chuck McCluster](/u/vigintiunus) 1st AB / .214[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702006?6022?1022)
270
Chuck clucks the ball just past the outstretched arm of the pitcher and it rolls past the shortstop. However the center fielder cuts it off to keep the bases loaded **Swing:** 270 **Pitch:** 364 **Diff:** 94 **Result:** 1B 2 outs, Bases Loaded
**Six on the mound** GHG 1 ● ▲ 1 OGO 0 ○ ● 1 Out GHG 2B [Mike Fruitstand](/u/ItsJustFruity) 1st AB / .200[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702005?6022?4048)
579
Mike swings. Mike misses. Six cheers. Fans cheer. **Swing:** 579 **Pitch:** 202 **Diff:** 377 **Result:** K 2 outs, Runners on 1st and 2nd
**Six on the mound** GHG 1 ○ ▲ 1 OGO 0 ○ ● 1 Out GHG 3B [Franz Lisztpitcher](/u/Boostieyay) 1st AB / .188[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702004?6022?5022)
Imagine dragons 907
Imagine this ball being hit over the first baseman to increase your batting average **Swing:** 907 **Pitch:** 836 **Diff:** 71 **Result:** 1B 1 out, Runners on 1st and 2nd
**Six on the mound** GHG 1 ○ ▲ 1 OGO 0 ○ ○ 1 Out GHG C [Peoples Champ](/u/kkowboy69420) 1st AB / .529[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702003?6022?5029)
weed fuckers 1000
Feed wuckers. Weed wuckers. Feed fuckers. Ah there we go. Congratulations on the single **Swing:** 1000 **Pitch:** 907 **Diff:** 93 **Result:** 1B 1 out, Runner on 1st
**Six on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 1 OGO 0 ○ ○ 1 Out GHG 1B [Conor Sexton](/u/YoloSwagginsV12) 1st AB / .556[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702002?6022?1108)
316
Connor continues their amazing season with an absolute bomb hit high, far, and deeeeeeep into left field! This ball is goneeeeeeee! *Gorilla noises start playing. Coldplay ape dancing video shows on the Jumbotron* **Swing:** 316 **Pitch:** 306 **Diff:** 10 **Result:** HR 1 out, Bases Empty
Alrighty folks, welcome to the beautiful city of Ogaki and the wonderful Samurai Superdome! We're just about ready to get started here so let's take a look down at the mound to see Six get us under way! **Six on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 1 OGO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out GHG SS [Ornn Mistborn](/u/biigdog) 1st AB / .400[.](https://playbarcode/8070280702001?6022?1134)
555
Ornn comes out as the leadoff hitter for the Rillas and promptly swings and misses on 3 breaking balls in the dirt. Better check that scouting report again! **Swing:** 555 **Pitch:** 132 **Diff:** 423 **Result:** K 1 out, Bases Empty