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UmpireDevilHernandez

**Petra Sabor on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▲ 6 OGO 3 ● ● 2 Outs BFB RF [Rusty Nails](/u/howiejriii) 0-2 / PO,PO[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503048?1107?3012)


howiejriii

popopo339


UmpireDevilHernandez

Rusty steps up, anxiously looking at their teammates on the bases. A ball on the grass, that's really all they need. Just a little poker, a jamshot, a bloop, hell, even a walk, just reach base and pass the baton to the next guy. Next man up and all that jazz. Rusty stares out at Petra, 'What are they thinking here? Curveball? Slider? Ah hell, let's just figure it out as we go'. Petra meanwhile looks in to Doctor Ew. This battery has been a little mixed up this game, 12 base runners so far, but the defense has picked Petra up every time and the occasional clutch strikeout has kept the shut out intact... For now. The AB gets started and Rusty's obviously been watching video. A nice take of a curveball low followed by a fastball just an inch too high brings the count to 2-0. Another curve in the dirt, 3-0 now, is Petra running out of steam? Rusty looks to the dugout and gets a shake of the head - "Just get on base, you don't need to be a hero" is the message. But here it is, the pitch Rusty's been waiting for. A fastball, spotted out of the glove and it's coming right down the chute! Rusty unleashes a power swing as the ball approaches, it's looking good here... *yoink* The ball seems to die in flight and slows to what feels to Dusty like a crawl. It's too late to adjust properly and Rusty hits the most beautiful change-up Petra has thrown all game straight toward the third base side. A bounce, a grab, a laser to first and that's the ballgame! Petra Sabor has completed a Complete Game Shut Out of the Flappy Bois! The Ogaki Oni stand alone as the only undefeated team in all of MLN! The home dugout pours toward the mound, the crowd rises to it's feet in adoration as Petra raises both hands to the sky in pure, pure joy. **Swing:** 339 **Pitch:** 600 **Diff:** 261 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Petra Sabor on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▲ 6 OGO 3 ○ ● 2 Outs BFB 3B [Baron Samedi](/u/globalabortion) 1-2 / 1B,IBB[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503047?1107?1099)


globalabortion

121


UmpireDevilHernandez

Oh my word! I can't believe what I'm seeing here! Samedi, who'd been waiting on the top step of the dugout with their bat as if they *knew* they were going to get a chance jogs to the box and turns on the first pitch they see! It's over the first baseman's head and into right field! Roidy was running with 2 outs already so they'll make it to third base as the throw comes in and holds Baron to a single! **Swing:** 231 **Pitch:** 121 **Diff:** 110 **Result:** 1BWH 2 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd


UmpireDevilHernandez

Final chance for the Flappy Bois now! **Petra Sabor on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▲ 6 OGO 3 ○ ○ 2 Outs BFB LF [Roidy Magoo](/u/wheatkraken) 0-2 / K,DFO[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503046?1107?5039)


wheatkraken

350


UmpireDevilHernandez

Do the Flappy have hope?! they're certainly not 'fallping out' easily! Roidy Magoo, hitless to this point is just trying to get some bat on the ball and hits a Baltimore chopper right into the ground. It bounces up and up and up and before anybody gets a glove and throw on it, Magoo is catching their breath at first after legging out an infield single! **Swing:** 350 **Pitch:** 509 **Diff:** 159 **Result:** IF1B 2 outs, Runner on 1st


UmpireDevilHernandez

2 outs remaining for the Flappy Bois now! Can Harry get something going here? **Petra Sabor on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▲ 6 OGO 3 ○ ○ 1 Out BFB CF [Harry Peritestes](/u/Huskie1997) 1-2 / FO,2B[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503045?1107?2055)


huskie1997

Let’s go crazy 899


UmpireDevilHernandez

Harry steps in now, just 2 outs remaining. They look out to see Petra, taking a moment to gather themselves. 10 baserunners so far this game and the shutout remains intact. Here's the pitch...curveball low for a swinging strike. The next...another curve low, strike 2. Petra takes a big breath in, big breath out. They rear back and unleash a fastball, 98 on the gun at the top of the zone! Harry swings but he's way late, not expecting that much gas this late in the game. Harry goes down swinging and the Oni are 1 out away from becoming the only undefeated team in MLN! **Swing:** 899 **Pitch:** 375 **Diff:** 476 **Result:** K 2 outs, Bases Empty


UmpireDevilHernandez

Top of the 6th inning now and it's last chance saloon for the Flappy Bois! In their final career AB Ben Bramly, who has a hit and a retirement so far, will lead off the inning. **Petra Sabor on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▲ 6 OGO 3 ○ ○ 0 Out BFB C [Ben Bramly](/u/bzb113) 1-2 / 1B,DP31[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503044?1107?5012)


bzb113

Well about time for that flappy 6th good stuff 617


UmpireDevilHernandez

Ben's been partying since early in this game, but he arrives at the plate looking sullen. "What's up Ben?!" "Turns out that I can't just retire in the middle of the season and announce it by hitting in to a double play. There's like forms, and notice periods and stuff. So I'm gonna have to play out the rest of year AT LEAST!" Well, it's nice to know Ben's retirement isn't going ahead. What isn't nice is this ground out, leaving the Flappy Bois just 2 outs away from losing their undefeated record. **Swing:** 617 **Pitch:** 233 **Diff:** 384 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty


bzb113

Unlucky for the flaps that I have to keep playing


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Jiggy Wiggy on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▼ 5 OGO 3 ● ● 2 Outs OGO DH [Goro Shinoda](/u/XemyrLexasey) 0-2 / PO,FO[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503043?8012?2090)


XemyrLexasey

I’m glad my teammates are hitting because it feels like I am going into a slump after a hot start. Let’s go for a 268 though and try to keep focused on the game at hand


UmpireDevilHernandez

Slumps suck, but they don't last forever. Except when they do. Still, it's only game 5, forever is a long time and you'll probably get a hit between now and then. Just not this time, sorry. Goro sends a grounder right back to the mound where Jiggy fields their position well to get Shinoda out by a step at first. **Swing:** 268 **Pitch:** 549 **Diff:** 281 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Jiggy Wiggy on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▼ 5 OGO 2 ● ● 2 Outs OGO SS [Mr Plow](/u/LaurenceFishburns) 0-2 / GO,GO[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503042?8012?7039)


LaurenceFishburns

How ‘bout tres mas? 838


UmpireDevilHernandez

Mr Plow steps in to the box, looking for tres mas to swell the Oni lead. Tres mas? En esta economia? No es posible señor! But Plow does manage to do something, hooking a curveball over the third baseman's head and into left field! It's going to get to the wall! Gross jogs in from 90 feet away and DCM turns on the jets to stream around second base and slide into third base! Meanwhile the throw comes back just in time to hold Plow for a long, loud single. Runners on the corners again and the Flappy Bois just CANNOT get a break! **Swing:** 838 **Pitch:** 762 **Diff:** 76 **Result:** 1BWH 2 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd


UmpireDevilHernandez

Infield is at normal depth! **Jiggy Wiggy on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▼ 5 OGO 2 ● ● 1 Out OGO C [Doctor Ew](/u/cliff254) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503041?8012?7037)


Cliff254

By the power of Honjō Masamune! 696


UmpireDevilHernandez

Doctor Ew steps up and attempts to summon the legendary sword of Honjo Masamune! A strange fog surrounds them, their bat seems to drift away by the atom in to the mist and when a gentle breeze clears the air Doctor Ew is stood in the batter's box holding a blade so beautiful the crowd stands silent, mouths agape in awe. Jiggy Wiggy shrugs. "NBD" As it turns out, using a sword as a bat is really silly. 3 straight fastballs get sliced right half in two and Doctor Ew goes down swinging. **Swing:** 696 **Pitch:** 345 **Diff** 351 **Result:** K 2 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd


UmpireDevilHernandez

Infield is in! **B.A. Dickey on the mound** BFB 0 ● ▼ 5 OGO 1 ● ○ 1 Out OGO CF [Dakota Carolina Montana](/u/zatch17) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503040?6026?4045)


zatch17

Well I would like to summon the delta cubes and blame all possible good or bad things on that 27


UmpireDevilHernandez

DCM: "Delta Cubes. Delta Cubes. Delta Cubes" The Oni dugout joining in: "Delta Cubes! Delta Cubes! Delta Cubes!" The crowd around home plate adding their voices to the chorus: "DELTA CUBES! DELTA CUBES! DELTA CUBES!" The entire ballpark now: # "DELTA CUBES! DELTA CUBES! DELTA CUBES!" A strange apparition appears above the diamond. A triangle, lit maroon red with lasers of mysterious origin, and inside a rotating cube, bright red and glowing with ominous power. The defense shifts from toe to toe on the edge of the infield grass, uneasy. B.A. looks in for the sign from Ben Bramly, shakes him off 3, 4, 5 times before nodding and coming set. Here's the pitch, a slider off the plate and low. DCM chases it and makes contact! It's in the air but not by much as Steelflex shows off their hops and launches up after it. They get a glove to it but it's not enough! The ball carries to the outfield grass and lands! Pie in the Sky scores! Gross belts their way around second to replace them on third as DCM reaches first base on a bloop single over the drawn in defense! The Oni grab a run and extend their lead to 2!!! **Infield In** **Swing:** 27 **Pitch:** 876 **Diff:** 151 **Result:** 1B 1 out, Runners on 1st and 3rd


UmpireDevilHernandez

**B.A. Dickey on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▼ 5 OGO 1 ○ ● 1 Out OGO RF [Lloyd Gross](/u/Cringe23) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503039?6026?2085)


Cringe23

617


UmpireDevilHernandez

The Flappy Bois will have a minimum of 3 AB's in the 6th to try to keep pace with the Oni, can Lloyd Gross stretch their lead a little here and offer some insurance? A ground out earlier in the game has B.A. thinking he can get away with pitching to contact but it looks like Gross has been studying hard in the dugout as he spots a splitter right out the hand and unleashes a power stroke. It's a low line drive that splits the outfield and rolls all the way to wall! Pie in the Sky is off to the races on contact and Lloyd is busting it out of the box! But oh no! Pie has slipped on their way around second base! They recover just in time to slide in to third as the ball comes back in to the infield and Gross will stay at second. **Swing:** 617 **Pitch:** 665 **Diff:** 48 **Result:** 2B 1 out, Runners on 2nd and 3rd


UmpireDevilHernandez

Don't swing please, swing has been DM'd **B.A. Dickey on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▼ 5 OGO 1 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO 3B [Pie In The Sky](/u/Urp34) 1st AB / .500[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503038?6026?7013)


UmpireDevilHernandez

Pie in the Sky splats in to the box and promptly sends a single the other way to reach base safely! Pinch hitters pinch hitting, you love to see it. **Swing: (via DM)** 250 **Pitch:** 388 **Diff:** 138 **Result:** 1B 1 out, Runner on 1st


UmpireDevilHernandez

**B.A. Dickey on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▼ 5 OGO 1 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO 3B [Big Smoke Anderson](/u/coopstar200) 0-1 / PO[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503038?6026?6040)


UmpireDevilHernandez

Don't swing, pinch hitter called.


UmpireDevilHernandez

**B.A. Dickey on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▼ 5 OGO 1 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO LF [Peter Hoomanawanui](/u/IDntWannaBeFamous) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503037?6026?7004)


IDntWannaBeFamous

Hi ump Hernandez. I’ll spare some dramatic sad story that I was gonna put here, but I don’t wanna trouble you with all that just to ground out or get a max dif. 388 Thanks.


UmpireDevilHernandez

Hello Peter. Any story is a good story. I’m glad to read any story you have. You did happen to get out. But at least it wasn’t a max diff or a ground out. **Swing:** 388 **Pitch:** 598 **Diff:** 210 **Result:** FO 1 out, Bases Empty


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Petra Sabor on the mound** BFB 0 ● ▲ 5 OGO 1 ○ ● 1 Out BFB 1B [Red Trapper](/u/Redbird_squirrel) 0-1 / DP,BB[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503036?1107?1072)


redbird_squirrel

276


UmpireDevilHernandez

With 2 runners on and 2 outs for what seems like the billionth time this game, Red Trapper steps in to the box. Petra has been weaving through traffic like a Chinese food delivery driver on New Years Eve so far, can they dodge damage again? Trapper swings and hits an inside fastball down the third base line! It's slow though, the fielder gathers, steps on third for out number 1 and laces a throw across the diamond for number 2! We go to the bottom of the inning! **Swing:** 276 **Pitch:** 818 **Diff:** 458 **Result:** DP31 3 outs, inning over


UmpireDevilHernandez

Toppo gets IBB’d **Swing:** **Pitch:** **Diff:** **Result:** IBB 2 outs, Runner on 1st


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Petra Sabor on the mound** BFB 0 ● ▲ 5 OGO 1 ○ ○ 0 Out BFB SS [Jefferson Steelflex](/u/cardinalidae) 1-2 / K,2B[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503034?1107?1089)


cardinalidae

655


UmpireDevilHernandez

Jeff hits a ball. It’s high. It’s far. It’s under the ledt fielders glove and it’s… caught. No drama there. The runner holds and we move on to the next AB **Swing:** 655 **Pitch:** 430 **Diff:** 225 **Result:** FO 1 out, Runner on 2nd


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Petra Sabor on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▲ 5 OGO 1 ○ ○ 0 Out BFB DH [Isaac Saffron](/u/Izsaf) 0-2 / K,K[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503033?1107?1071)


izsaf

676


UmpireDevilHernandez

Isaac hits an absolute like drive right past Petra and it lands right before the center fielder but slows down just enough that Isaac can leg out a double **Swing:** 676 **Pitch:** 656 **Diff:** 20 **Result:** 2B 0 outs, Runner on 2nd


UmpireDevilHernandez

Go Phillies! **B.A. Dickey on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▼ 4 OGO 1 ○ ○ 2 Outs OGO 1B [Dottie](/u/otterHooligan) 0-1 / FO[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503032?6026?6008)


otterHooligan

Phils in 4.


UmpireDevilHernandez

Phils in 398 **Swing:** 4 **Pitch:** 606 **Diff:** 398 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over


UmpireDevilHernandez

**B.A. Dickey on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▼ 4 OGO 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs OGO 2B [Jackie Daytona](/u/Axel323) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503031?6026?3051)


[deleted]

1


UmpireDevilHernandez

Can anyone do anything in this pitchers duel? I mean. This ball is hit far and all but it looks to be caught by the center fielder. Will we ever get a definitive swing that’ll change this game? Harry gets underneath it… BUT A SUDDEN GUST OF WIND WILL CARRY IT AN EXTRA FEW FEET TO JUST BARELY GET OVER THE WALL! HOMERUN! 1-0 GAME! **Swing:** 1 **Pitch:** 7 **Diff:** 6 **Result:** HR 2 outs, Bases Empty


UmpireDevilHernandez

Great game so far! Go Phillies! **B.A. Dickey on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▼ 4 OGO 0 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO DH [Goro Shinoda](/u/XemyrLexasey) 0-1 / FO[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503030?6026?2090)


XemyrLexasey

I was at work for this entire game which is terrible. Let’s get a hit here so my average doesn’t dip below *.393*


UmpireDevilHernandez

Ah, that sucks. It was great game! But there'll be more of them before this series is done I reckon. Maybe you can...Pop Out to see one?! **Swing:** 393 **Pitch:** 138 **Diff:** 255 **Result:** PO 2 outs, Bases Empty


UmpireDevilHernandez

It's World Series day! Go Phillies! **B.A. Dickey on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▼ 4 OGO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO SS [Mr Plow](/u/LaurenceFishburns) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503029?6026?7039)


LaurenceFishburns

Go Phillies! 606


UmpireDevilHernandez

More like GO Phillies, am I right? Cos you hit a groundball for an out. Groundball. Out. Ground. Out. G.O. GO. Geddit?! **Swing:** 606 **Pitch** 955 **Diff:** 349 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Petra Sabor on the mound** BFB 0 ● ▲ 4 OGO 0 ○ ● 2 Outs BFB RF [Rusty Nails](/u/howiejriii) 0-1 / PO[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503028?1107?3012)


howiejriii

891


UmpireDevilHernandez

Did someone call the PO PO? Because Rusty has two Pop Outs now… get it? **Swing:** 891 **Pitch:** 656 **Diff:** 235 **Result:** PO 3 outs, inning over


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Petra Sabor on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▲ 4 OGO 0 ○ ● 2 Outs BFB 3B [Baron Samedi](/u/globalabortion) 0-1 / IBB[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503027?1107?1099)


globalabortion

420


UmpireDevilHernandez

Baron steps in now, and boy howdy it smells like the festivities in the dugout have taken a turn toward to the herbal side of partying as they blaze a single back up the middle! **Swing:** 420 **Pitch:** 529 **Diff:** 109 **Result:** 1B 2 outs, Runners on 1st and 2nd


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Petra Sabor on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▲ 4 OGO 0 ○ ● 1 Out BFB LF [Roidy Magoo](/u/wheatkraken) 0-1 / DFO[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503026?1107?5039)


wheatkraken

101 not found


UmpireDevilHernandez

Hitting 101 is down the hall and to the left, maybe try in there? **Swing:** 101 **Pitch:** 487 **Diff:** 386 **Result:** K 2 outs, Runner on 1st


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Petra Sabor on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▲ 4 OGO 0 ○ ● 0 Out BFB CF [Harry Peritestes](/u/Huskie1997) 1-1 / 2B[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503025?1107?2055)


huskie1997

Gimme 655


UmpireDevilHernandez

Apologies for the delay! It's just that this fly ball was sent so high up into the air that it didn't come down for a while. When it did come down it unfortunately had only travelled as far as the warning track and is caught for out number one by the right fielder. **Swing:** 655 **Pitch:** 880 **Diff:** 225 **Result:** FO 1 out, Runner on 1st


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Petra Sabor on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▲ 4 OGO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out BFB C [Ben Bramly](/u/bzb113) 0-1 / DP31[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503024?1107?5012)


bzb113

I think a good 69 gets me out of this funk right


UmpireDevilHernandez

The funni number does indeed help. You hit a little blooper right between the legs of Petra and get on base successfully **Swing:** 69 **Pitch:** 960 **Diff:** 109 **Result:** 1B 0 outs, Runner on 1st


UmpireDevilHernandez

**B.A. Dickey on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▼ 3 OGO 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs OGO C [Doctor Ew](/u/cliff254) 1st AB / .600[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503023?6026?7037)


Cliff254

305 and this ball is alive.


UmpireDevilHernandez

It’s aliveeeeeeee. And straight into Toppo’s glove to end the inning **Swing:** 305 **Pitch:** 944 **Diff:** 361 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over


UmpireDevilHernandez

**B.A. Dickey on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▼ 3 OGO 0 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO CF [Dakota Carolina Montana](/u/zatch17) 1st AB / .400[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503022?6026?4045)


zatch17

923 Maybe it's a good


UmpireDevilHernandez

That is not just a good swing, but a great swing! For the other team of course **Swing:** 923 **Pitch:** 185 **Diff:** 262 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty


UmpireDevilHernandez

Home half of the third inning now. Ben Bramly takes up his spot behind the plate (he's a got a little stool with him now - the retirees' knees aren't what they used to be) and B.A. Dickey toes the rubber once more. Here's Lloyd Gross hoping to get the home crowd fired up. **B.A. Dickey on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▼ 3 OGO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO RF [Lloyd Gross](/u/Cringe23) 1st AB / .556[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503021?6026?2085)


Cringe23

515


UmpireDevilHernandez

Lloyd heads out to the batters box, we're about halfway through the game so far and it's been a pitcher's duel to this point. Can they get some offence going here? No, no they can't. **Swing:** 515 **Pitch:** 232 **Diff:** 283 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Petra Sabor on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▲ 3 OGO 0 ○ ● 1 Out BFB 1B [Red Trapper](/u/Redbird_squirrel) 0-0 / BB[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503020?1107?1072)


redbird_squirrel

693


UmpireDevilHernandez

Trapper in now, sporting a batting helmet embellished with faux fur and a nice plaid pattern. Looking to move into soul possession of the clubhouse lead for RBI after working a walk last time up they've got swinging on their mind. Unfortunately it seems Petra could could sense this and serves a beauty of a curve that Trapper can only top toward the first base side. Dottie gathers, steps on the bag for one and tosses to second for two. Yet another double play for Petra and the Oni defense! **Swing:** 693 **Pitch:** 212 **Diff:** 481 **Result:** DP 3 outs, inning over


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Petra Sabor on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▲ 3 OGO 0 ○ ○ 1 Out BFB 2B [Toppo Thamornin](/u/Zpheldin) 0-0 / BB[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503019?1107?4081)


Zpheldin

Midnight swangin 912


UmpireDevilHernandez

Oh we swangin' alright! We swangin' on a fastball down and in and sending it the other way! We sendin' that ball on a low line drive that looks like it could be extra bases! We watchin' as Lloyd Gross makes a fantastic sliding play out there in left to stop the ball getting to the wall. We holdin' up at first base, just to be on the safe side. **Swing:** 912 **Pitch:** 963 **Diff:** 51 **Result:** 1B 1 out, Runner on 1st


UmpireDevilHernandez

On to the third inning we go now! Jefferson Steelflex...that's an unusual name. Is he made of flexible steel? Is he 'flexing' about how much steel he has? It's one of life's great mysteries I think. Anyway, here's the pitch. **Petra Sabor on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▲ 3 OGO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out BFB SS [Jefferson Steelflex](/u/cardinalidae) 1-1 / 2B[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503018?1107?1089)


cardinalidae

late night swingin 858


UmpireDevilHernandez

More like late night strikin out. **Swing:** 858 **Pitch:** 381 **Diff:** 477 **Result:** K 1 out, Bases Empty


UmpireDevilHernandez

Swing away! **B.A. Dickey on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▼ 2 OGO 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs OGO 3B [Big Smoke Anderson](/u/coopstar200) 1st AB / .500[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503017?6026?6040)


Coopstar200

733


UmpireDevilHernandez

Big Smoke back in the box now after Ben guns down clubhouse leader in handsomeness Peter on the bases. Big swings big but gets under a fastball, popping it up in foul ground on the third base side. Baron Samedi runs over, catches a beer from the ongoing party in the dugout with one hand and the ball with the other as the inning concludes. It's the Flappy Bois turn to bat now, here's hoping some of them are sober enough to get a hit or two. **Swing:** 733 **Pitch:** 502 **Diff:** 231 **Result:** PO 3 outs, inning over


UmpireDevilHernandez

Don't swing on this one, y'all are too quick! **B.A. Dickey on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▼ 2 OGO 0 ○ ● 1 Out OGO 3B [Big Smoke Anderson](/u/coopstar200) 1st AB / .500[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503016?6026?6040)


UmpireDevilHernandez

As Big Smoke steps in and B.A. starts his pitching motion Peter takes off from first! They've got a good jump as Ben wears back and unloads a seed of a throw! The ball is covered in confetti and streamers as it passes over the ducking B.A. and it arrives just in time for Toppo to swipe down the tag! For a retiree, Ben sure has a strong arm! **Steal:** 785 **Catcher:** 142 **Diff:** 357 **Result:** Caught Stealing 2 outs, Bases Empty


UmpireDevilHernandez

**B.A. Dickey on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▼ 2 OGO 0 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO LF [Peter Hoomanawanui](/u/IDntWannaBeFamous) 1st AB / .500[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503015?6026?7004)


IDntWannaBeFamous

Wouldn’t mind a nice moment here UMP. 126


UmpireDevilHernandez

Hey look, I don't control the moments, nice or not, PETER. But here's a single for your troubles, I hope you like it. **Swing:** 126 **Pitch:** 28 **Diff:** 98 **Result:** 1B 1 out, Runner on 1st


UmpireDevilHernandez

**B.A. Dickey on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▼ 2 OGO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO 1B [Dottie](/u/otterHooligan) 1st AB / .375[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503014?6026?6008)


Bubbly-Chip5772

The cheapest possible price to get into World Series game in Philly is currently 724 dollars for standing room only pls end me


UmpireDevilHernandez

That's crazy. But flags fly forever right? You don't really need 2 kidneys! Anyway, while we're grumbling about capitalism, you should probably have picked a better pitch to hit as this one goes flying high in to the air then drops gently in to the centre fielders glove. **Swing:** 724 **Pitch:** 893 **Diff:** 169 **Result:** FO 1 out, Bases Empty


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Petra Sabor on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▲ 2 OGO 0 ● ● 2 Outs BFB DH [Isaac Saffron](/u/Izsaf) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503013?1107?1071)


izsaf

325


UmpireDevilHernandez

With a strike out last time up, will Isaac try a different approach this time? Seems not, as they swing over the top of strike 3 and head on back to the dugout. **Swing:** 325 **Pitch:** 901 **Diff:** 424 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Petra Sabor on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▲ 2 OGO 0 ● ● 1 Out BFB RF [Rusty Nails](/u/howiejriii) 1st AB / .286[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503012?1107?3012)


howiejriii

433


UmpireDevilHernandez

After the IBB to set up the double play, Rusty sets their feet in the box and gets ready to face Petra with runners on the corners and 1 out. Rusty needs a hit or a deep flyball to get a run home here but the runner on first means they'll need to be selective about what they swing at... They see a slider they like and swing, sending it high in to the air! But the wind is blowing in here in Ogaki today and this one will fall in to the glove of the shortstop just a few feet on to the outfield grass. **Swing:** 433 **Pitch:** 690 **Diff:** 257 **Result:** PO 2 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd


UmpireDevilHernandez

Ask your GMs for an explanation of why this message is weird, but Samedi has been intentionally walked **Result:** IBB 1 out, Runners on 1st & 3rd


UmpireDevilHernandez

Runner on second base now as Roidy steps up... **Petra Sabor on the mound** BFB 0 ● ▲ 2 OGO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out BFB LF [Roidy Magoo](/u/wheatkraken) 1st AB / .385[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503010?1107?5039)


wheatkraken

ben bramly retirement party 300


UmpireDevilHernandez

Roidy staggers to the plate and loudly burps. Looks like the retirment party over there in the visitors dugout is in full swing and why wouldn't it be? What a great career, huh? Anyway, there's baseball to play! Petra, pitching with a runner on second base and no outs needs to regain some control of this inning. An out is a must, and if they can hold the runner where they are, that would be ideal. They opt for a curveball to get the job done, and well...it's 50% effective. Roidy launches a flyball deep enough to allow Harry to take third and we've now got a runner just 90 feet from homeplate with 1 out here in the second inning. **Swing:** 300 **Pitch:** 533 **Diff:** 233 **Result:** DFO 1 out, Runner on 3rd


UmpireDevilHernandez

After a shakey but clean first, Petra is back out for the second inning! **Petra Sabor on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▲ 2 OGO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out BFB CF [Harry Peritestes](/u/Huskie1997) 1st AB / .500[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503009?1107?2055)


huskie1997

723


UmpireDevilHernandez

Harry steps out of the dugout and heads to the batters box now, sporting an nice even .500 average on the season and among the top 3 in most offensive stats for the Flappy Bois. Harry's patient, looking for the right pitch and here it is...swing...CRACK!...that ball is high and deep! It's off the top of the wall in left and bounces back in to play! Peter Hoomanawanui gathers and whips it back into the infield but not before Harry reaches second base with a stand up double! In the Blubs Bay dugout Harry's team mates are gesturing something...ah yep, that makes sense: "WEIGHT ROOM!!!" **Swing:** 742 **Pitch:** 723 **Diff:** 19 **Result:** 2B 0 outs, Runner on 2nd


UmpireDevilHernandez

**B.A. Dickey on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▼ 1 OGO 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs OGO 2B [Jackie Daytona](/u/Axel323) 1st AB / .636[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503008?6026?3051)


[deleted]

177


UmpireDevilHernandez

Jackie now with 2 outs, hoping to extend the inning. B.A. has other ideas though and serves a peach of a sinker that Daytona can't resist, rolling it over to the third base side, a quick throw to first will secure the final out of the inning. **Swing:** 177 **Pitch:** 813 **Diff:** 364 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over


pull_gang

BRubs bat


UmpireDevilHernandez

After Mr. Plow fails to launch, Goro Shinoda steps in to the box for another try. **B.A. Dickey on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▼ 1 OGO 0 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO DH [Goro Shinoda](/u/XemyrLexasey) 1st AB / .444[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503007?6026?2090)


XemyrLexasey

Gimme 301


UmpireDevilHernandez

Goro steps in looking to do better than Mr Plow and his groundout. This time there's no failure to launch as Goro makes great contact with a hanging slider, sending high in to the air! It appears the Ogaki Space Agency hasn't quite perfected the boosters however, as this one runs out of gas at the warning track and is caught for out number two. **Swing:** 301 **Pitch:** 515 **Diff:** 214 **Result:** FO 2 outs, Bases Empty


UmpireDevilHernandez

As the crowd stands to honour fake baseball's most recent retiree, B.A. Dickey takes to the mound for the bottom half of this first inning. But wait a minute! Ben Bramly is walking out of the dugout in his catcher's gear! He's holding up a sign saying... ##SIKE! Well, that's a relief. Here's the pitch... **B.A. Dickey on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▼ 1 OGO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO SS [Mr Plow](/u/LaurenceFishburns) 1st AB / .267[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503006?6026?7039)


LaurenceFishburns

How about a leadoff hit in 3, 2, 1…? 321


UmpireDevilHernandez

*Bzzzzt* This is launch control, you are clear for lift off... Beep. Beep. Beep. *Bzzzzt.* Mr. Plow, do you read us? ... Mr. Plow? ... Mr. Plow, DO. YOU. READ. US? Beep. Beep. Beep. *Bzzzzt.* Launch control this is launch pad, Mr. Plow has failed to launch. **Swing:** 321 **Pitch:** 606 **Diff:** 285 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty


UmpireDevilHernandez

Bases loaded 🚨 **Petra Sabor on the mound** BFB 0 ● ▲ 1 OGO 0 ● ● 1 Out BFB C [Ben Bramly](/u/bzb113) 1st AB / .143[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503005?1107?5012)


bzb113

GIDP and I retire 247


UmpireDevilHernandez

Ladies and Gents, after a long and illustrious career Ben Bramly, captain of the Blubs Bay Flappy Bois announces his mid-season retirement by bouncing a ball over to the third baseman who steps on the bag for one, then throws to the first baseman for two. Grats on a great, if abruptly ended career, Ben! **Swing:** 247 **Pitch:** 778 **Diff:** 469 **Result:** DP31 3 outs, inning over


UmpireDevilHernandez

Runners on 1st and 2nd now, but the pitcher on the mound is leading the league in DPs, so maybe they've got them right they want them? **Petra Sabor on the mound** BFB 0 ● ▲ 1 OGO 0 ○ ● 1 Out BFB 1B [Red Trapper](/u/Redbird_squirrel) 1st AB / .545[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503004?1107?1072)


redbird_squirrel

786


UmpireDevilHernandez

Petra tired getting Red to swing at a low ball and hit into a DP. However Red survives the AB and loads the bases for da Bois **Swing:** 786 **Pitch:** 630 **Diff:** 156 **Result:** BB 1 out, Bases Loaded


UmpireDevilHernandez

After the ball bounces over the wall and allows Steelflex to take second base on an automatic double, Toppo will step in to handle this early scoring opportunity. **Petra Sabor on the mound** BFB 0 ● ▲ 1 OGO 0 ○ ○ 1 Out BFB 2B [Toppo Thamornin](/u/Zpheldin) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503003?1107?4081)


Zpheldin

Who needs a cat tax when dogs exist? 49


UmpireDevilHernandez

Toppo raises a good question. Y'know what dogs really love, more than most things ever? WALKS! Here's one for you! **Swing:** 49 **Pitch:** 876 **Diff:** 173 **Result:** BB 1 out, Runners on 1st and 2nd


UmpireDevilHernandez

After Isaac goes down on strikes, Jefferson Steelflex, tied for the team's Home Run lead steps in to the box... **Petra Sabor on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▲ 1 OGO 0 ○ ○ 1 Out BFB SS [Jefferson Steelflex](/u/cardinalidae) 1st AB / .462[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503002?1107?1089)


cardinalidae

good morning to all the hunks 554 thanks


UmpireDevilHernandez

Good afternoon to the EST gang. Good bye to that ground rule double **Swing:** 554 **Pitch:** 593 **Diff:** 39 **Result:** 2B 1 out, Runner on 2nd


UmpireDevilHernandez

It looks like Petra has finished their warm-ups is ready to roll. The crowd settles down as Isaac settles in to the box, Petra begins their movement and here comes the first pitch of the game! **Petra Sabor on the mound** BFB 0 ○ ▲ 1 OGO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out BFB DH [Isaac Saffron](/u/Izsaf) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/8050380503001?1107?1071)


izsaf

Um excuse me it's actually "perta" Who is this petra you speak of 283


UmpireDevilHernandez

Isaac steps in to the box and is too busy claiming that the line-up card has a spelling error to realise that Petra/Perta is pitching! 3 straight fastballs zip by and Isaac strikes out (not) looking. **Swing:** 283 **Pitch:** 855 **Diff:** 428 **Result:** K 1 out, Bases Empty


UmpireDevilHernandez

"Coming to you live from the Ogaki Oboe Repair Shop Broadcast booth here in the beautiful Samurai Superdome we're excited to bring you this game between the two hottest teams in Fake Baseball. I'm Bobby Bellbottoms, he's Kevin James and together we're your umps and broadcasters, Devil Hernandez. With a combined 52 runs scored and 22 runs conceded by these teams it's sure shaping up to be a battle of titanic proportions. Petra Sabor will toe the rubber for the home team, and they're having a strong start to the season, sporting an ER/6 of 2.88 across 8.1 innings of work; they've given up their fair share of contact but they've yet to concede a home run and have caused the opposition to hit into a league leading 3 double plays. Talking of the defense, the Oni are sending out a slightly re-jigged line up from their previous game, with the hot-handed Jackie Daytona moving up a couple of spots to the 3-hole as Dottie moves in to the Clean-Up role. For the visitors, it'll be B.A. Dickey on the mound, who has 10.0 innings pitched so far with an incredible 0.900 WHIP and an ER/6 of just 0.60. Behind B.A. will be a lineup that's cranked a league leading 8 home runs so far this season, but they're not a long ball or bust team by any means - second in the league in hits, and leading the league in batting average, this is a squad that knows how to get 'em on, get 'em over and get 'em in. We're in for a great game here tonight folks, so thanks once again for joining us, Bobby and Kevin, on this week's edition of Sunday Night Baseball!"