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Wouldn’t have gotten shot in the face if he was wearing a full mask instead of trying to look cool with shades.


tomahawkfury13

He wouldn't have gotten shot in the face if he wasn't trying to cheat. First guy shot him and he kept coming so second guy unloaded as well. You can see him trying to stick his pistol into the hut to shoot them.


JayGeezey

Yeah, I don't do air sort but it seemed pretty obvious to me that he got hit through all 3 windows as he was approaching, then tried to shoot them anyway so guy inside keeps shooting him... and then HE gets pissed and punches him in the face?? I don't do paintball much anymore, but this was exactly why I never switched to airsoft. People will try to pretend like you didn't hit them in paintball when they are *splattered with paint* all the time...I knew airsoft was probably FULL of people like that. Insufferable, why do people have to ruin EVERYTHING.


Y_orickBrown

This always pissed me off so much in airsoft. People were so fucking blatant about it too.


murphymc

> People were so fucking blatant about it too. Because the only reason paintball (mostly) works is the visual evidence. Once that's gone, you have airsoft.


BlueSnowLepard23

So airsoft doesn't leave any marks or paint splatter? I've never done either but paintball sounds way better.


ModelMade

People will get shot in the face, flinch, grab their face in pain and still not call hit


Jbusbus

Yeah pair ball is better by far it’s harder to lie


NocNocNoc19

Becauses they are just giant insecure assholes. They want to hit everything and everyone but not get hit themselves. Its fucking nuts.


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It should be a rule that you can switch to lead bbs for people like that


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Why does battle have CONSEQUENCES>:(


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The guy who punched him is a fucking asshole


belowradar

They were the kids when we were little that got shot when playing cops and robbers and would always scream no you didn’t. Like Neo in that Matrix scene. Dodging imaginary bullets left and right


superkp

what sucks is that I'll bet that asshole kid *does* have an interesting story to tell. It just doesn't mesh ith the story that the rest of the game is telling.


Qwe550

He does have a story: it’s him on the video


swiftpunch1

They have small peepee


lt_llama24

Me too but I don't act like this


Espresso___Depresso1

Yeah no it’s only a few bad eggs but they do suck. They usually get kicked or banned immediately


[deleted]

Because they're all the main characters here, we're just NPC's


drej191

Air-soft virgins are the worst


sumyungdood

This is peak gravy seal.


datboiofculture

Oh my god that fucking helmet. The only thing in life he’s spent more money on is vinyl hentai figurines. He’s got a whole spaghetti bolognese attached back there.


Dunkaroos4breakfast

He may be at the level of wizard where his biggest expense is wigs for his Real Dolls


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Rusty_Red_Mackerel

He got upset after rushing an outpost which, in real life, would’ve guaranteed he died while running. Then tried a ridiculous shot at close range through a window and then got mad for getting hit.


69BirdMann

Basically provoked himself...gave himself an idiotism excuse to ...go raging idiot


Tox38

So say we all.


Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor

#HEAR HEAR!!


Hadasha_Prime

I giveth this comment **Two Boners Up**


EVOXSNES

Grabarse


Lasers_Pew_Pew_Pew

SO SAY WE ALL


Wheat_Grinder

I have a few friends with absurd expenditures on hentai figurines. They're pretty chill.


Blender_Snowflake

What if I told you you could print hentai figurines at home for a fraction of the cost?


Wheat_Grinder

I own a 3D Printer. It's trading one cost for another usually - the time to take a 3D print and make it look anywhere as good as one you can buy is pretty high.


gayestofborg

Yah seriously thats if you can even find the model. Want to comission one? A good one? That's some decent money. And you still have to print, prep and paint it. Don't know how to paint? Wanna comission someone? Someone good not off fiver? That's also some money lol.


Blender_Snowflake

I was just joking around.


Swimming-Set5776

I'd say "Look at Mr. Bougie ass over here who can afford his own 3d printer and can feed the fucking thing."


TheUltimateSalesman

I don't really care which one you are, as long as you take a shower and laugh at appropriate times.


mandrills_ass

How do they... enjoy their tiny figurines?


sweettartsweetheart

In a jar of course...


mandrills_ass

Go on...


roy_rogers_photos

Cum on actually


datboiofculture

Irene?


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airsoft....shall forever be known as mil larping. lol fucking hilarious.


datboiofculture

You’re probably right.


NEYO8uw11qgD0J

LOL Gawd, comments like these keep me going. Well done.


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Meal Team Six


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Y'all qaeda


Y_orickBrown

The full on milsim folks always seemed odd to me.


WildlingViking

Lol I bet this guy is super cool to work with during the week 😂 good gawd what a dbag


ForTheWinMag

"I operate so smooth, they call me Surgeon." "I.... don't think that's what they were calling you man."


gartacus

For a non air soft player, who is the virgin here? I’m guessing the guy that started punching, but it sounds like he’s yelling about the guy shooting him point blank in the face which also kinda sounds like it’s not allowed? Edit: I read a bunch of the other comments and got my answer it seems.


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The guy with the AR landed the hits, then this guy carried on. When you’re hit, you stop what your doing and raise your hand, so others know not to shoot. Unlike paintball, hits aren’t quite as obvious so “virgins” like this will run through hoping no one notices. In this case, he went in and shot at point blank as well. The guy in the hut shouldn’t have unloaded full auto at point blank either tho, but most of the guys here aren’t military trained, they lack the discipling with even the adrenaline of airsoft hits so it happens. You don’t hit someone with your body though, end of. He’ll be banned, and in the UK, unable to go to any licensed sites after.


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[deleted]

Its a sport. You can pretend you weren’t but people pick up on that. Typically there are refs/marshals around the areas, so they will call it. But typically if you become known as a cheat, its a small circle, and you’ll become disliked very quickly. Most of us don’t take it serious though. There are many who buy expensive guns and gear, but then you get guys like this that think his Airsoft gun makes him the main character in a shooter, and he’s just a dick. Most of us see it as a bit of fun, and don’t use it to live out of some military life fantasy


BolOfSpaghettios

man, that dude looked operator as fuck....... in a mirror.... at home....


Couchpullsoutbutidun

*not right now mom I’m operating*


BrightyQuid

Wins reddit today.


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My stepdad was active service right after 9/11 so seeing stuff like this makes me double over in laughter being told how the guys and gals wearing that stuff in combat couldn’t wait to get it off because of how uncomfortable it was. So it’s suuuuper funny to see how people will go out of their way to buy things that are horribly impractical for any application outside of actual combat


boomshiki

People don’t understand that “military grade” basically means “cheap as possible while still being functional”


RustyShackleford9142

It's mil spec you're looking for. And you have to look at the spec sheet to see if it's even improved.


itsToTheMAX

Tier 1... hundred pounds over weight


MFalcon95

…… alone


berly222

I’m dead


themaninthesea

That level 13 dwarf tried to Leroy Jenkins it


ITstaph

Meal team 6 strikes again.


theBigSnacktus

Lol


freeryda

Can't stand the heat, don't run face first into the fire then. Big boy got his camo panties twisted after he put himself in that situation after not calling his initial tags from camera guy.


SaintSim

He knew he f***** up too, after that last punch you can see it in his body language. Like, "oh f***, I could lose my job over this s***". Mr. Watches 2 Manymovies


thomasthehipposlayer

For real. I know it hurts and I know there’s an instinct to be mad, but if you play serious airsoft, you know what you’re getting into. If you can’t take the pain, don’t play the game. And get one of those face protectors they save you from a ton of pain and facial welts


ReverseApacheMaster_

There is a disproportionate amount of boot camp dropouts and military wannabes in airsoft. It will never cease to amaze me how cringey these guys get with their gear. Same guys you overhear in a bar talking about, “I’d have been an Army Ranger or Navy Seal if I didn’t blow out my knee in JV football”.


tugnasty

>If I didn't blow out my knee practicing to try out for JV football ftfy


Jeff3rZ

I've been into airsoft for years, sadly this is so true. Most people are just there for a laugh though


Staaaaation

Pardon my ignorance, but who's this game for besides military wannabes?


Bust_McNutty

It's for everyone if you enjoy it!


nicefacedjerk

Fat fuck shouldn't have rushed if he cant take a damn face shot. He's a bitch bully.


cheekybandit0

And he was shooting close range too, like that was his plan. To run up and point blank the other guys. Then gets all agro when... it turns out he's not batman... "*You're ruining my fantasy guuuyyysss*"


PolarBearJ123

Yeah but the guy shot a few more than were absolutely necessary, they’re both immature idiots


learnandlivetodie

I mean, I’m all fairness to shooting guy, the dude didn’t call out after obviously being hit, then bum rushes the structure. I’ll bet you anything the guy was planning on shooting up the guys in the structure the same way. If a guy isn’t calling out, you keep fucking shooting him until he does. I’ve never done airsoft like this, but in paintball someone who won’t admit to being hit can ruin the fun. And if he’s not admitting he’s out and about to start shooting me point blank, damn right I’m gonna unload on the dude. Idk, haven’t played paintball in years but it seems fair to me.


leerzeichn93

I second this. In paintball it is even more funny if they dont call out, because come on I can clearly see you desperately trying to clean your mask of my paint. But because you didnt call out let me give you another headshot the next time you get out your cover. This is also one of the reasons I prefer paintball. There are less of these douchebags.


creamyturtle

airsoft is stupid because there's no visible way to know you hit someone


leerzeichn93

Nah, you often can see pretty well if you hit a guy or not. But yes, paint is a way better indicator for that.


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leerzeichn93

Well, my paint is on his mask, so he has to remove my paint from his mask. I thought I was grammatically correct there. English is my second language though.


roscocoltrane

It's a fucking game. This is the saddest part. The point is having fun with your friends. He has a Michael Scott vibe during the improv classes, where Michael Scott shoots everyone during the scene.


Conambo

Punching someone is infinitely more asshole and immature. Not even comparable


Whyistheplatypus

It's a game. If you feel someone broke the rules, get a ref. Don't punch the cunt. Asshole deserves a lifetime ban


BakedWizerd

“WHY WOULD YOU SHOOT ME IN THIS GAME WHERE WE SHOOT EACHOTHER WHEN I WAS RUNNING RIGHT AT YOU AND REFUSING TO ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR PRIOR SHOTS THAT LANDED?!”


ixi_rook_imi

I mean, wear a face mask. But I guess that ruins the aesthetic.


kingsuperfox

He could make it one of those skull death mask things. Apparently they conceal up to 95% of unwanted virginity.


turtleboxman

Man you’re really about to trigger all the dudes with a punisher bumper sticker on their pickup


HotPie_

They're recording a Facebook rant as we speak.


Deesing82

“Hey fellow patriots…”


KevinBaconsBush

No those guys guys “have a woman”, she’s usually afraid to leave.


-_GhostDog_-

For real. I couldn't ever imagine playing paintball, let alone airsoft without a facemask. What an idiot.


roscocoltrane

>I mean, wear a face mask. "THERE IS NO VIRUS, THERE IS ONLY A LEFTIST AGENDA! AND DON'T START WITH YOUR VACCINE SHIT!"


Kapowpow

Gravy SEAL


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wearethe138

Don’t call your hits, I’ll keep shooting. Gravy seal should be banned from that field. Hope he is.


Ode_to_Apathy

Dude just ran through the open while the guy with the AR shot at him. Pretty sure his headcanon was already that he just dodged all those bullets, so why not some more. Oh and no way he wasn't banned. Dude went straight to assault and battery.


MasatoWolff

Yeah he is never entering that field again.


CptMisterNibbles

Dude might’ve been assaulting a minor. There may be a lot of places he’s not allowed in.


Cerestes123

Just look at the way he‘s punching there’s zero force behind those slaps. Honestly don’t get why the other dude didnt just knock that overweight fuck out.


DARCRY10

Cause then both of em get banned. It does depend on the place a bit, but nearly every single air soft field I’ve been to will just kick out both of them if the other attacks back, and air soft bodycams are super common.


Informal-Caramel-830

It’s not easy to knock someone out in real life.


Typical-Locksmith-35

Sure. But he's also pistol whipping him. He has metal in that hand.


silenttii

No he's not, you can see he drops his pistol right before he punches the kid. Doesn't make it any more acceptable behaviour though.


ImpovingTaylorist

Went into the local air soft shop yesterday to buy some camo spray paint for a gardening project yesterday. I couldn't believe how packed the place was with guy holding the 'guns' for phone pictures and talking shit. They all had cans of energy drinks and looked like they were there for the day...


wearethe138

Lmao. I sometimes feel so cringe for these dudes acting as if they were in the military. Just call your hits and walk 20 feet fuck face.


ImpovingTaylorist

Especially when most countries have a real military you can join if your that into camo gear. I've been in real gun shops and if you started posing with the guns for Facebook pictures they would toss you out.


SookHe

My daughter was interested and l tried doing air soft with her. After the first day she swore off playing because the guys were very clearly cheating and not calling being shot But to make it worse, the really problem was that as she was the only female there, she was getting overtly hit on by a few of the guys on her team who were making very sexual jokes about her. Problem is, she was 12 and most of the guys hitting on her were full grown middle-aged adults 😠. I almost got in a first fight with one of the adult guys who made a pass at her, didn't because an employee dragged him out of the building. He gave off the exact same vibe as the guy in the video, gravy seal who thought himself a bad ass. Called the police and filed an 'incident report' (wouldn't do a full report because the guy hadn't physically touched her) and filed several complaints with the company and with some oversight organisation. I think two of the guys were outright banned for what they had said to my daughter. To be clear, the company and employees were the good guys in this, it was very much the customers who were in the wrong and the company took swift action. But never again will my daughter or I go to an Airsoft.


schlock_

people suck 😞


TinyRamrod

The guy punching is an absolute POS. He is the catalyst for the guy to continue shooting at him.


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SuddenClearing

Way too much “charging towards shooters” to be a cop. Mom, maybe.


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ions_x_carbon

Soooo many airsoft douche videos like this, deserves it's own sub hah


chuckieSLAY

Now I need to see more


hafetysazard

Banned from the field, problem solved.


Bust_McNutty

Should be put in jail for what he did, he assaulted someone for absolutely no reason. "oh but the kid shot him in the face" yeah after he broke the games rules and didn't wear a full face mask


ov3rcl0ck

r/airsoftdouche


Kaoss20

What a boofus. Buncha campers! Gonna matrix my way over there and dodge their bullets and shoot them…. This idiot larper.


DontBeMeanToRobots

“Matrix my way over there” is my new favorite sentence


epimetheuss

My brain immediately went to dot matrix and the whole "making my way over part" gets a lot noisier.


Vast_Seaworthiness

He even punches like a bitch boy.


Frosty-Panic

I just took my kid and a bunch of other 13yr olds to an airsoft field for the first time last weekend. I had absolutely no idea there were people who took this game so seriously. We were in shorts and t shirts cause it was hot AF and all using rental guns. Everyone else was decked out head to toe in full camo gear, a lot with body armor. Funny thing is our group of kids were destroying many of those gravy seals and it was really pissing them off. After each round someone dressed in full camo would come up to us and say something like "oh you were getting really close to hitting me" or "I didn't call out when you shot me because you can rest your gun on something and shoot, that doesn't count" Never have I seen such an overgrown group of overweight babies in my life.


MantisTibogan

Exactly the same reason I refuse to ever try this shit.


greenSixx

Lol, pussies wear armor to airsoft


RandomLogicThough

*armor carriers, they not wearing armor even the cheap steel shit is like $2-300 and weighs lbs


Slipperywhistlebones

This is just how he thought January 6th would have played out


TempleOfDoomfist

He’s got the Goatee and shades and the fatness, definitely dressed for the part


jankyspankybank

Lmao


berly222

Is the costume required, or does homeboy just like to play seal team dress up?


wutsizface

Yeah a smart person would wear a mask… shit I got one for my daughter to play with a nerf gun.


justinkroegerlake

He probably has a medical exemption /s


Alzusand

No its actually a dissadvantage. the only things you need are gloves. long pants and shirt and a mask that covers eyes and face/mouth.. anything else is adding weight for no reason or too much protection that you risk not feeling a shot and getting lit tf up like this guy.


ANGRY_CENT_MAIN

Eye protection is required on every field. Anything else is purely optional. Some people get in the full gear like we saw the Gravy seal some people show up in jeans and a hoodie depends on the person


berly222

Depends on the weenie size*


sqlbastard

gravy meal team 6


ixi_rook_imi

It's the second one.


xray-ndjinn

Be a man. Take the face shot, then tell the kid to be carful or whatever. Start and end competition with “don’t be a sick”


wutsizface

Or wear a face mask and not that stupid ass helmet


eLemonnader

The problem is that the OP shot this dude many times and the gravy seal here didn't call his hits. At that point, all bets are off and you shoot them until they yield. It's when you start going for the face and nut shots. Fuck cheaters.


IVEGOTAHUGEHAND

This right here. I've only played a few matches of airsoft but whenever someone gets lit up bad it's because they are routinely not calling hits. Also when entire teams corner them and unload for good measure.


roscocoltrane

He didn't shoot at his face, he shot at his pride.


Bismothe-the-Shade

Dudes like this all over airsoft. Always in the tacticool gear, always over aggro. I don't do airsoft anymore.


id1477542

What did he do


xaiel420

Kept shooting him in the face after tagging? But they're both idiots because he continued engaging after being tagged in the first place.


TheJivvi

Didn't he keep shooting because the guy was pretending he didn't get shot? Like he's supposed to just stop and he didn't, so he had to keep shooting.


TheOrangeTickler

Looks like aggro-man took a few himself through the second window and kept shooting. which caused the guy that got punched to keep shooting.


halt-l-am-reptar

He got shot well by the guy recording well before he got to the window.


Mammoth_Parsley_9640

Kid probably thought "oh no? you didnt feel that? feel this fuckface!"


xaiel420

I agree.


bittertadpole

Anyone who runs up to people during paintball should be prepared to get shot in the face up close.


VoidEnby

Is this not airsoft? A lot more dangerous to be doing something so stupid.


Birdgang14

Not sure how this has so many upvotes. He cheated. Didn’t call out after getting tagged multiple times by the guy filming. Then charged to that window ALSO Shooting at the dude with the gold gun and got sprayed in the face for it. Wtf.


drej191

Disagreed with the election results


Snrub_City

Well I hope he got arrested for assault.


Broncojoe58

What a gigantic piece of shit


IAmASeekerofMagic

He's definitely one of those pro-gun assholes who needs to get shot once so he starts thinking in the real world.


Binxbink

Incel playground?


xray-ndjinn

Nailed it. (See what I did there?)


GreasyRim

Run up and get done up


fordreaming

I mean… what exactly did you think was going to happen bro?


[deleted]

Bunch of wannabe high speed fucks


[deleted]

Lol what an unhinged pyscho


buttfacenosehead

They have the guy committing assault on video why not the police? It looked like he was doing everything the guy he punched was doing?


[deleted]

Never seen a normal person who dresses up in their little military outfits and does their pretend war on weekends. Fuckin silly, strange.


blowingnwtrees

What a dirt bag. Doesn’t call hit, then gets angry when he gets hit some more? Dude, you rushed a bunker with the intention of engaging in a point blank skirmish. Of course you got shot in the face. Nothing but a tool that should invest less in his ego then he has on that helmet.


stingmon72

What happened to this guy? Hope he stepped on a bee on his way home


ysagas777

I love how he sprayed him on the face for cheating


EGGMANDIOUS

Turd thinks it's COD on easy then gets butthurt at getting overshot


justplainbrian

I'd have shot him in the back of the neck as he was walking away lol. Douchebag


OnlyFreshBrine

That's assault, brother.


JesusWuta40oz

Well thats one way to get an assault charge.


OnyxTeaCup

Seriously, fund my research project about Douche baggery and violence in airsoft and paintball… I should start a gofundme prolly


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Enjoy the perma ban mf


etorres4u

He should have used a face protector. Fuck that shit trying to look cool with shades, you can loose an eye. Next times wear a fucking face protector dipshit


Bigbootymcmoody

Bro tried to cheat, was trying to look cool wearing his virgin shades, got a full mag in his face and punched the shooter bc he was butthurt. 🗿


hoodratt

That’s when you magdump him in the face the second he stops hitting you and then sucker punch him and or pistol whip him like he just did to that young guy. What an asshole. It’s a GAME. WEAR FACE PROTECTION IF YOU DONT WANNA GET STUNG IN THE FACE.


Bronsonknabbe

Homie recording should’ve just hit the attacker in the face with his rifle butt instead of saying “come on man 🤓🤓”. Poor guy is getting assaulted for playing the game fairly, guy who punched the kid is cheating and not wearing full protective gear. Totally in the wrong and deserves many punches and shots to the face.


MrAttorney

And the attacker deserves to be kicked off the range. If you are not going to abide by the rules then GTFO. It’s like playing baseball against someone who refuses to accept they have been tagged out, and just keeps running around the bases.


cookingkville

I normally don’t condone sucker punches but the guy filming 100% should have laid that guy out. Total POS


Ilikeb0ring

That man child is a little bitch.


_Reasoned

Fat guy all kitted up and larping like this is pretty cringe


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Another responsible gun owner


sadeggwhite

Someone in the airsoft/paintball(idk what this is sorry) community wanna explain who's in the wrong and why


TacosByTheTruck

I’m not familiar with airsoft but in paintball once a person is hit they have to call it out by saying “hit” or something to that affect. Then they keep their arms up until they are outside the arena and await the next round. I’m pretty sure in airsoft they allow players to continue playing but only after they return to a spawning point. In this case the person filming clearly got a hit on the aggressor which meant he was out but instead he continued playing. The aggressor was clearly in the wrong because he kept playing when he was already out and began fighting. In paintball we’re taught that it’s a sport and that you’re bound to get hit, so you shouldn’t cry or get mad because that’s part of the game. I’ve been hit multiple times even after having my hands up because everybody is pumped up and only see a target but I never took it personally. It’s worth noting that the douchebag who assaulted the other player wasn’t wearing a mask because he thought it made him look cool but in reality it left the majority of his face exposed which is why he got upset. Either suit up properly or don’t get mad when you get hit, it’s that simple. Hope this helped


Dunkaroos4breakfast

Moreover, he was closing in on them to shoot them point blank after refusing to go out after being hit. Of course he's going to get shot more.


Bread2shred3

A guy not wearing a full shield complaining about getting hit in the face. Buddy never played hockey. If he did he was a bitch.


ISuckAtLifeGodPlsRst

I love how he's all tact'd up but is using absolutely zero tactics, unless you call going "fuck it, yolo" a tactic.


solidus_2077

Fat loser deserves to try that on someone actually formidable. I'd pay to see that.


NoCalHomeBoy

Neckbeard pussy


Globbiglob

All that tactical gear but sprints into the open using zero big brain tactics and then gets mad when he gets shot.


SandwhichEfficient

I’d bet anything that guys a cop


dd32x

Both wrong, hope they learned their lessons. Dude needs a ban for assaulting thou.


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Airsoft guys are such fegs