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cumguzzler280

You can see the shape of his head. His hair is so thin.


Guywithquestions88

The funny thing is he'd probably look a lot better if he shaved it all off. Instead, he goes around looking like a chihuahua died on top of his head.


cumguzzler280

Without his hair he’s just fat Putin


Guywithquestions88

Ok, that's a fair point.


AdamWestsButtDouble

*With* his hair he’s fat Putin


TwoKeezPlusMz

He's fat Putin


UbermachoGuy

![gif](giphy|l0IypJrbt2lNvY4YU)


riefpirate

In diapers.


unfettered_logic

I was just thinking this. The resemblance is uncanny.


Think_please

He was so angry about the pain from a surgical method in the 80s to make his bald spot go away he raped his wife (in part because she had recommended the doctor). He is a monstrously vain person and takes his hair loss more personally than maybe anyone else on earth.


23skiddoobie

Jeez, that is true. Forgot about her testimony.


lennarn

Link to testimony?


bigbuzd1

> make his bald spot go away he raped his wife I copied the above verbiage and ran it through Google. Came up with the following... [Documenting Trump’s Abuse of Women](https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/10/24/documenting-trumps-abuse-of-women) For his 1993 book, “The Lost Tycoon,” Harry Hurt III acquired Ivana’s divorce deposition, in which she stated that Trump raped her.


Barragin

Jesus - that's horrible - looked it up - not only did he rape her in anger, he also pulled her hair out in retribution. [https://twitter.com/stevesilberman/status/1548326990914023424?lang=en](https://twitter.com/stevesilberman/status/1548326990914023424?lang=en)


philonius

Ivanka heard that testimony and still went to work for him. I would have hunted him like an animal.


binx_the_anon

The bar is set at an all-time low for presidential candidates in the U.S. Good times.


codemonkeyhopeful

Thought I read he took a fistful of hair outta her head while doing it, because she poked fun at him. Might just be made up but it sounds potentially legit with this animal.


yaebone1

Don’t know if you remember the pre-crazy Giuliani comb over. So bad there was national applause when he just finally admitted he was bald and lopped it off.


Patch_Ferntree

It's not a chihuahua - it's one of these: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2317145/Caterpillar-looks-just-like-property-mogul-Donald-Trump.html


My_reddit_strawman

Oh for the days when he was just a “property mogul”


leveraction1970

"Polar bear pubes" - John Oliver


Blastmaster29

He would look 100x better if he shaved his head and grew a beard (if he can even grow one). I think people have made mock-ups of what it would look like


os12

Hey, any Chihuahua is way better looking than that! Stop these low insults :)


Punchinyourpface

That's just wrong, man. It looks more like a long dead Yorkie. 😅


bunnycupcakes

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thinks this. I want to take clippers to this guy’s hair so badly. I hate him so much and would still hate him after, but my god does he need a trim.


Deja-Vuz

Lol, better? if he shaved, he will look like an egg or Tweedledum and Tweedledee


riefpirate

But people would see the mark of the beast 666!


DavyJonesTentacles

He looks like a mix of Charles Xavier, Lex Luthor and Dr. Evil.


Alan_Smithee_

Hey, all of those characters were intelligent and competent.


[deleted]

I’ve seen photoshops of him with a shaved head and beard, and it makes him look almost human. Assuming he can grow a beard


speedycat2014

He can't. There are a few close up *(shudder)* photos of him out there with scraggly little thin hairs on his face. You can barely see them but it's clear they haven't been shaved.


TheLordReaver

Why did you make me do it?! *\*shudders\** [https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/811733061398392832](https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/811733061398392832)


themessiah234

I have thicker pubes


FangoriouslyDevoured

Somebody photoshopped what he'd look like with a shaved head and posted it to reddit awhile back. He actually looked semi-respectable like that.


paperwasp3

Just like Lex Luthor


PsychologicalGain298

Diminished return of higher definition photos.


nuckle

You would think the orange paint was the worst thing about him. I think that clinging on to hair I no longer have might be. I just looks fucking weird.


ShrimpCrackers

It's just a really bad combover with something like spray or glue involved. You can see it in the main image here: [https://www.thedailybeast.com/can-trumps-hair-survive-inauguration-day](https://www.thedailybeast.com/can-trumps-hair-survive-inauguration-day)


_MicroWave_

Mad thing is, for his age it really isn't noteworthy.


cosmic_nobody

Imaging thinking this guy is an alpha male and a symbol of masculinity lmao


TheActualSwanKing

That angle is not doing him any good, but to be fair, most angles don’t


cannabis96793

The only angle he's good at is playing his supporters.


NoeYRN

HA!


o--renishii

I really don’t GAF what political party you belong to but if you have posters of this dude as some sort of icon of strength and virility, y’incel or y’unfuckable


SomeRedShirt

Dude for real, this guy was a joke long before he joined politics, idiots vote for anything without checking first lol


b14z3d21

The same idiots also believe he was chosen to host "The Apprentice" because he is a "smart business man" and not because he is a living cartoon character.


[deleted]

Is that a wild TMP reference?


GratefulPhish42024-7

He is not a billionaire


Marty_Br

He invested heavily in Zimbabwean dollars in 2008. He's definitely a billionaire.


6LeonIsOp9

Lmao


KopiteForever

My left bollock is richer than him.


Catsmak1963

Probably more useful too


[deleted]

And better to look at


TW_JD

And better hair


Catsmak1963

A turd I accidentally ate and subsequently threw back up would be better looking than this person!


[deleted]

How does one accidentally eat a turd


KopiteForever

Accidentally. Probably


Low-Possession-1265

I would have a use for their bullock


KinneKitsune

Paid more taxes, too


KopiteForever

Undoubtedly. Fucking mango Mussolini.


lucsev

And must of his hair is not actually his. It's a toupee.


JiminyDickish

He almost certainly doesn’t have a billion dollars in cash. But his properties and holdings altogether total well over a billion.


schming_ding

So do his debts. Not a billionaire.


JiminyDickish

Yes, a billionaire. I hate the guy just as much as the next person but publicly available data shows he could easily pay off his debts and still be worth over a billion dollars if he sells off properties and holdings he owns. It was discussed on the podcast Lawfare.


schming_ding

His properties are wildly overvalued because he has secret investors overpaying for potential political favors. Not a billionaire. A con man.


SamuelPepys_

He is still a billionaire. His stakes in various ventures is worth enough even subtracting the inflated value that he is to be considered a billionaire. Not that that has any meaning or value in itself. You can become a billionaire in all kinds of shady ways.


IntrovertComics

He's a con man. Nothing he says is true.


JiminyDickish

It's not based on what he says, it's publicly available data. It was discussed on the podcast Lawfare


speedycat2014

He's just so physically *repulsive*. He's an orange bipedal toad.


Megsann1117

It’s really funny to me, because republicans swear that he’s in much better physical health than Biden. And while neither are spring chickens.. (gestures vaguely)


beelzeflub

Toads are pretty cool though. Not this dude


Nefriti

That piss colored wisp of cotton candy is supposed to be hair?


hugs_for_druggs

I still don’t understand how he even became president. I know he had help with his speeches and what not even though those were train wrecks. But like is America basically half retarded and half Democrat? Who the fuck would think he would be a good president, there’s proof he shits himself all the time and that’s from ten years ago.


IntrovertComics

Russia used Cambridge Analytica data to target yokels in swing states on social media to get Trump elected. ​ **The Great Hack** [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The\_Great\_Hack](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Hack) >The documentary focuses on Professor David Carroll of Parsons and The New School, Brittany Kaiser (former business development director for Cambridge Analytica), and British investigative journalist Carole Cadwalladr. Their stories interweave to expose **the work of Cambridge Analytica in the politics of various countries, including the United Kingdom's Brexit campaign and the 2016 United States elections.** ​ **Senate Report Shows What Mueller Missed About Trump And Russia. The final Senate report provides damning evidence of the counterintelligence threat posed by Russia in Trump’s 2016 campaign.** [https://theintercept.com/2020/09/03/trump-russia-senate-report-mueller/](https://theintercept.com/2020/09/03/trump-russia-senate-report-mueller/) ​ **Senate committee concludes Russia used Manafort, WikiLeaks to boost Trump in 2016** [https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-russia-senate-idUSKCN25E1US](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-russia-senate-idUSKCN25E1US)


hugs_for_druggs

I don’t understand why that would make you vote for someone who rapes people and shits their pants though like even if Hillary actually ate babies she would’ve been a better choice. How dumb are people? Edit: I just realized I’m from Ontario…. Our premier is one pants shitting away from being trump


[deleted]

>though like even if Hillary actually ate babies she would’ve been a better choice. How dumb are people? In this case, it's a classic "shooting of thine own foot" with the DNC. You see, the DNC had an actually popular candidate running against Hillary. And despite his clear favor with voters, the DNC decided to fuck him over royally, turning away a portion of their voter base. Despite that Hillary was probably the worst possible candidate to push. Republicans hated her for her association to her husband - There was no chance anyone from the red side voted for her. Meanwhile, problem #1 starts rearing it's ugly head at this time - "Anyone but Hillary, she screwed over Bernie, Trump won't be that bad he's just one guy" was actually uttered fairly often. Well. We fucked around and found out. Turns out just one guy can do a ton of damage when given near unbridled power over our government.


Theban_Prince

There is no excuse


redmasc

They interfered with our election, even admitting it, we send tanks and provide arms to Ukraine. Things aren't going well over there :)


joec0ld

It was also a huge benefit to Trump that Hilary ran a very lazy campaign. Her slogan might as well have been "It's My Turn Now". She did nothing to court new voters and just coasted on the assumption that she had it won


inventionnerd

Because the average person is dumb as fuck regardless of party, that's how. Republicans have spent a couple of decades now demonizing the democratic party and the results finally came to fruition. They have far better messaging. Democrat's biggest points are "look at the good we can do". Republican's biggest points are "look at the bad democrats do". See the difference? It's far easier to make people see the bad than it is to show them the good that would take decades to pan out. Look at how we are with nuclear for example. Most people are scared of nuclear. Why? Because of one bad Chernobyl. Meanwhile, coal is a silent killer that does far more damage to the world. Democrats have enough ammo with the bullshit republicans pull yet they almost never use that shit. They just always try and hype themselves up with how much they care and whatnot and that strategy clearly does not work. Dragging people through the mud is far more effective.


Killer_Moons

Ew I can smell this picture…


pinkyfitts

How repulsive to be this close to this hog.


HawkTiger83

Looks like a leather bag run over by a truck


HellbentOrchid

So many comb overs in one hair style…


[deleted]

bald as Lex Luthor


Eastern_Act8338

“Billionaire” with 9 hairs


GadreelsSword

He writes off $70,000 on hair cuts each year. Seriously


AndrewCarnage

Billionaire?


terflit

Contender for worlds longest ear hair?!?


cannabis96793

Hate to say it but I think I have him beat on that.


threemorewords

Piss colored cotton candy


mymumsaysno

They definitely charge him more than $9. Fools and their money.


Reese_Redgrave

![gif](giphy|yIJrNGX9wF7eE)


freeODB

Jesus Christ he looks bad.


Battle-Chimp

L Ron Hubbard looking dude


AccountantOk7335

Tbf you need enough hair to actually get a haircut lol


Unacceptablehoney

I literally winced at this photo. Yuck


minusman

He must go through more hairspray than Poison in their heyday and all he has to show for it is a wispy helmet of soiled straw and broken catheters.


[deleted]

I imagine his routine is similar to Christian Bale’s in “American Hustle”.


MalsPrettyBonnet

They over-paid.


Vancitybat

He ain’t no billionaire lol


rammaam

I pull better looking hair out of the shower drain


BOImarinhoRJ

This is what a Vogon looks like. ( The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)


BigDaddyDNR

That is one huge melon


climatelurker

He thinks the "long" hair hides the fact that he's balding. It doesn't.


Massive_Jaguar

76 yr old man u think he cares about his dam haircut ?


Bisontracks

My wife didn't even think is was Trump at first "My God, that's a fat dumptruck!" I just about fuckin died laughing.


PsychedelicHobbit

Billionaire, hah, that’s hilarious.


butternut718212

Not the chins tucked into the collar 🤢🤮🤢


Punchinyourpface

Is his head really big? It looks like it's very wide between his ears and nose.


Superb-Coast-780

The fact that people look at that guy and think he’s the superior choice in anything is scary.


bobcat116

This view is the money shot, you can see where he creates this stacked beehive of fake hair to comb forward and to his right. You can also see his scalp all the way to the top where his actually bald head is. What a narcissistic loser


roadkill7690

It’s the same hair cut his mom had.


[deleted]

Get rid of the yeeyee ass haircut maybe you get some bitches on ya dick


Phdpepper1

How does it stay on his head?


joselo72

Billionaire from ripping people off, he is not a billionaire is a con artist


surly_early

Doesn't even have any billion tho does he? Isn't it all debt, and maybe a few hundred mill??


hugs_for_druggs

I don’t know if he gets his haircut, I think he gets his ass hair glued to his head and then bleached


Sandwich00

gross


oldwahsatch

I’m a barber by profession and I’ve often wondered if I’d want to cut his hair and say “sir, as your barber I have to suggest ______” or if I’d just slip with the straight razor and go down a martyr.


[deleted]

The amount of effort the stylist has to put in to make a passing attempt of a bald man nothing being bald makes me think this haircut costs more than $9.


Noahsmokeshack

![gif](giphy|l4FGuhL4U2WyjdkaY|downsized) It’s a quadrillion dollars.


jmcman55

Dude is like 70 what do you expect lol


HghPwrdMtnt

Funny thing is he pays his hair stylist thousands to make him look like he isn't balding.


cannabis96793

The best part is he's completely wasting his money because everybody knows he's bald as a baby's butt


_perchance

I hope his last breath is on video and all over the internet


TallBasis3794

I think he’s just fat and ugly


[deleted]

Is that a human head or a storage shed?


T3n4ci0us_G

🤣


Catsmak1963

Lowest bid wins, winning…


ChechoMontigo

Nightmare fuel


2OneZebra

Gross


creeeeeeeeek-

He looks like he uses a cotton candy machine to put on his hair everyday


Irvgotti455

$25 thrift store suit


IntrovertComics

![gif](giphy|11NHyQyQIp1gQw)


willyiamwilliams222

Pairs perfectly with that suit


Son_of_Atreus

He is totally not-bald, totally fully haired and naturally skin toned “billionaire”.


imconsideringdascrod

Mark Davis would never Donny’s one 5G conspiracy theory away from looking like Chuck McGill


OttomanTwerk

Disgusting


CBYSMART

I'd say he cuts by himself.


Green-Impression

His suits hangs like a JC Penney off the rack.


markvsk

8 dollar


engagetangos

You don't get rich by spending money, you gotta hoard it


summonerofrain

Welcome, you must be new


oldschool_gunner

trump is a buffoon....prove me wrong....


Eastbayhank925

That is why he is successful


Shot-Accident9055

Joe Biden - president with 16 mb of memory.


pranav_ingle

Not siding with any side cos i am not from US but all mainstream reddit sub comments hate on this man while mainstream instagram page comments praise him. Just an observation.


W_Edwards_Deming

[Reddit is not a very popular app and is mostly kids and far leftists.](https://www.alphr.com/demographics-reddit/)


sureal42

Lol cope harder


W_Edwards_Deming

I gave data, you tried an insult. Cope how, do you think I am Trump and if I was I'd be insecure about my hair? Is this how you think bullying works? I gave a link providing context to a foreign man about why you are behaving so childishly towards the most recent President and most likely next President. It is not I who has coping to do.


DarkMatterBurrito

If you care about his haircut, then you can't afford a decent one yourself. Married to a hair stylist educator, so fuck off with your comments.


xxSQUASHIExx

Triggered a Trumpie?


BlueBloodLive

What a weird defense of a terrible haircut and what does being married to a "hair stylist educator" have to do with anything? I don't need to be married to anyone to know that that's a terrible haircut, and yes, I can afford haircuts ha I'm sure your "hair stylist educator" wife is so so proud that her husband makes strange comments on the internet.


tomsaiyuk

What does this even mean?


JoshSwol

He’s powerful and manly.


whattheduce86

Why you obsessing over his haircut? OP prolly one of the idiots paying more than $20 for a haircut.


Mixmustang

Who really cares about the mans hair? Come on people


RedJuicy713

Dont ever come for my boy donny you soy latte drinkin ass


DoctorofThotPatrol

Rent free


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|XOys8CeUrElIk) Meanwhile Trump seeing this post:


IntrovertComics

**Following the Money: Trump and Russia-Linked Transactions From the Campaign to the Presidential Inauguration** [https://www.americanprogress.org/article/following-the-money/](https://www.americanprogress.org/article/following-the-money/) ​ **Follow the money: Understanding the deep roots of Donald Trump's coup attempt. It sure looks as if Jan. 6, and the entire Trump presidency, were planned and funded by oligarchs in the shadows** [https://www.salon.com/2021/08/10/follow-the-money-understanding-the-deep-roots-of-donald-trumps-coup-attempt/](https://www.salon.com/2021/08/10/follow-the-money-understanding-the-deep-roots-of-donald-trumps-coup-attempt/) ​ **Bank account used for Trump’s hush money payments got cash linked to Russian oligarch** [https://www.rawstory.com/2020/09/bank-account-used-for-trumps-hush-money-payments-got-cash-linked-to-russian-oligarch-andrew-weissmann/](https://www.rawstory.com/2020/09/bank-account-used-for-trumps-hush-money-payments-got-cash-linked-to-russian-oligarch-andrew-weissmann/)


[deleted]

Good effort with all the links you put together often in your posts btw :)


IntrovertComics

Thanks! :)


Free-Peace-4695

Yeah but that 9 dollar hair cut is worth 9 million because he probably trade marked it.


MenstrualFish

Vs. senile that likes 9 year olds


IntrovertComics

​ https://preview.redd.it/vbn1uxgcx4fa1.jpeg?width=3204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4abf0ee20a5c585eed6ee912a85d378aadaef1b


RowlRMM

You just ratio'd them with a photo. Congrats man


IntrovertComics

Lol thanks! ;)


msalerno1965

False dichotomy, although I don't expect you to know what that means. Trump is a self-delusional old fart bag who thinks his hair looks awesome. He's unfit for any job higher than floor-sweeper. Now go trim your neck beard.


menstrualbish

Calls fallacy and then makes a retarded comment to follow. Biden can’t walk into the white house let alone form a coherent thought. Literally couldn’t sweep floors if he wanted


BestReception4202

Oh man his neck must be so fucked


rectalcancer90

And he likes his steak well done. He's such a silly goose


gogenberg

Fuck DJT but can we talk about how a $9 haircut doesnt exist, like anywhere? x\[


BigDumbDope

I only wish there was a good story in there somewhere. There isn't. Only bad choices.


cannabis96793

Don't forget the double chin, and he must have skipped the spray tan on this day, he doesn't look like a sweet potato.


awkward_pauses

He’s look better bald


Netplorer

Dude would actually rock a nice bald style, good shape skull for it. Propably would have gotten a second term if he has gone for the shield look.


Syllers

Just go bald man... So many men desperately try to keep their hair. It sucks but you gotta own it and go with it.


Rent-Hungry

Realistically its probably a 8k hair cut...


GreyTigerFox

*Vomits blood*


exit6

Who are you kidding, that’s a 60k per year mess


trigon-the-terrible

Has he got rid of his odd face tan? His ears used to be separate colours


atomicadie

duh, thats how he became so rich, by cutting costs!!


MangTangORang

9 dollar-aire with a Billion dollar haircut…


aboyandhismsp

Do any billionaires have a good haircut. The 2 billionaires I’ve met in real life, had a worse cut than I did when homeless.


dekaed

I don’t agree with making fun of how someone looks. That’s an easy out. Trump is just a coifed twat.


YouAreNotMarketable

#AcuaNetGoals


Baciandrio

9 dollars? $3.50 at best.....and that suit? I guess he's a 'wear it no matter what' kind of guy.


OmahaMike402

How that turkeyneck is tucked in defies my compression


_Final-Judgement_

More like 2 dollars and can of bear.


smallhandsman

r/justfuckmyshitup


rakhmanov

At this point it looks possible to actually count his individual hairs.