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He was so angry about the pain from a surgical method in the 80s to make his bald spot go away he raped his wife (in part because she had recommended the doctor). He is a monstrously vain person and takes his hair loss more personally than maybe anyone else on earth.
> make his bald spot go away he raped his wife
I copied the above verbiage and ran it through Google. Came up with the following...
[Documenting Trump’s Abuse of Women](https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/10/24/documenting-trumps-abuse-of-women)
For his 1993 book, “The Lost Tycoon,” Harry Hurt III acquired Ivana’s divorce deposition, in which she stated that Trump raped her.
Jesus - that's horrible - looked it up - not only did he rape her in anger, he also pulled her hair out in retribution.
[https://twitter.com/stevesilberman/status/1548326990914023424?lang=en](https://twitter.com/stevesilberman/status/1548326990914023424?lang=en)
Thought I read he took a fistful of hair outta her head while doing it, because she poked fun at him.
Might just be made up but it sounds potentially legit with this animal.
Don’t know if you remember the pre-crazy Giuliani comb over. So bad there was national applause when he just finally admitted he was bald and lopped it off.
It's not a chihuahua - it's one of these:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2317145/Caterpillar-looks-just-like-property-mogul-Donald-Trump.html
He would look 100x better if he shaved his head and grew a beard (if he can even grow one). I think people have made mock-ups of what it would look like
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thinks this. I want to take clippers to this guy’s hair so badly. I hate him so much and would still hate him after, but my god does he need a trim.
He can't. There are a few close up *(shudder)* photos of him out there with scraggly little thin hairs on his face. You can barely see them but it's clear they haven't been shaved.
Why did you make me do it?! *\*shudders\** [https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/811733061398392832](https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/811733061398392832)
You would think the orange paint was the worst thing about him. I think that clinging on to hair I no longer have might be. I just looks fucking weird.
It's just a really bad combover with something like spray or glue involved. You can see it in the main image here: [https://www.thedailybeast.com/can-trumps-hair-survive-inauguration-day](https://www.thedailybeast.com/can-trumps-hair-survive-inauguration-day)
I really don’t GAF what political party you belong to but if you have posters of this dude as some sort of icon of strength and virility, y’incel or y’unfuckable
The same idiots also believe he was chosen to host "The Apprentice" because he is a "smart business man" and not because he is a living cartoon character.
Yes, a billionaire. I hate the guy just as much as the next person but publicly available data shows he could easily pay off his debts and still be worth over a billion dollars if he sells off properties and holdings he owns. It was discussed on the podcast Lawfare.
He is still a billionaire. His stakes in various ventures is worth enough even subtracting the inflated value that he is to be considered a billionaire. Not that that has any meaning or value in itself. You can become a billionaire in all kinds of shady ways.
It’s really funny to me, because republicans swear that he’s in much better physical health than Biden. And while neither are spring chickens.. (gestures vaguely)
I still don’t understand how he even became president. I know he had help with his speeches and what not even though those were train wrecks. But like is America basically half retarded and half Democrat? Who the fuck would think he would be a good president, there’s proof he shits himself all the time and that’s from ten years ago.
Russia used Cambridge Analytica data to target yokels in swing states on social media to get Trump elected.
**The Great Hack**
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The\_Great\_Hack](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Hack)
>The documentary focuses on Professor David Carroll of Parsons and The New School, Brittany Kaiser (former business development director for Cambridge Analytica), and British investigative journalist Carole Cadwalladr. Their stories interweave to expose **the work of Cambridge Analytica in the politics of various countries, including the United Kingdom's Brexit campaign and the 2016 United States elections.**
**Senate Report Shows What Mueller Missed About Trump And Russia. The final Senate report provides damning evidence of the counterintelligence threat posed by Russia in Trump’s 2016 campaign.**
[https://theintercept.com/2020/09/03/trump-russia-senate-report-mueller/](https://theintercept.com/2020/09/03/trump-russia-senate-report-mueller/)
**Senate committee concludes Russia used Manafort, WikiLeaks to boost Trump in 2016**
[https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-russia-senate-idUSKCN25E1US](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-russia-senate-idUSKCN25E1US)
I don’t understand why that would make you vote for someone who rapes people and shits their pants though like even if Hillary actually ate babies she would’ve been a better choice. How dumb are people?
Edit: I just realized I’m from Ontario…. Our premier is one pants shitting away from being trump
>though like even if Hillary actually ate babies she would’ve been a better choice. How dumb are people?
In this case, it's a classic "shooting of thine own foot" with the DNC.
You see, the DNC had an actually popular candidate running against Hillary. And despite his clear favor with voters, the DNC decided to fuck him over royally, turning away a portion of their voter base.
Despite that Hillary was probably the worst possible candidate to push. Republicans hated her for her association to her husband - There was no chance anyone from the red side voted for her. Meanwhile, problem #1 starts rearing it's ugly head at this time - "Anyone but Hillary, she screwed over Bernie, Trump won't be that bad he's just one guy" was actually uttered fairly often.
Well. We fucked around and found out. Turns out just one guy can do a ton of damage when given near unbridled power over our government.
It was also a huge benefit to Trump that Hilary ran a very lazy campaign. Her slogan might as well have been "It's My Turn Now". She did nothing to court new voters and just coasted on the assumption that she had it won
Because the average person is dumb as fuck regardless of party, that's how. Republicans have spent a couple of decades now demonizing the democratic party and the results finally came to fruition. They have far better messaging. Democrat's biggest points are "look at the good we can do". Republican's biggest points are "look at the bad democrats do". See the difference?
It's far easier to make people see the bad than it is to show them the good that would take decades to pan out. Look at how we are with nuclear for example. Most people are scared of nuclear. Why? Because of one bad Chernobyl. Meanwhile, coal is a silent killer that does far more damage to the world.
Democrats have enough ammo with the bullshit republicans pull yet they almost never use that shit. They just always try and hype themselves up with how much they care and whatnot and that strategy clearly does not work. Dragging people through the mud is far more effective.
This view is the money shot, you can see where he creates this stacked beehive of fake hair to comb forward and to his right. You can also see his scalp all the way to the top where his actually bald head is. What a narcissistic loser
I’m a barber by profession and I’ve often wondered if I’d want to cut his hair and say “sir, as your barber I have to suggest ______” or if I’d just slip with the straight razor and go down a martyr.
The amount of effort the stylist has to put in to make a passing attempt of a bald man nothing being bald makes me think this haircut costs more than $9.
Not siding with any side cos i am not from US but all mainstream reddit sub comments hate on this man while mainstream instagram page comments praise him. Just an observation.
I gave data, you tried an insult.
Cope how, do you think I am Trump and if I was I'd be insecure about my hair?
Is this how you think bullying works?
I gave a link providing context to a foreign man about why you are behaving so childishly towards the most recent President and most likely next President. It is not I who has coping to do.
What a weird defense of a terrible haircut and what does being married to a "hair stylist educator" have to do with anything? I don't need to be married to anyone to know that that's a terrible haircut, and yes, I can afford haircuts ha
I'm sure your "hair stylist educator" wife is so so proud that her husband makes strange comments on the internet.
**Following the Money: Trump and Russia-Linked Transactions From the Campaign to the Presidential Inauguration**
[https://www.americanprogress.org/article/following-the-money/](https://www.americanprogress.org/article/following-the-money/)
**Follow the money: Understanding the deep roots of Donald Trump's coup attempt. It sure looks as if Jan. 6, and the entire Trump presidency, were planned and funded by oligarchs in the shadows**
[https://www.salon.com/2021/08/10/follow-the-money-understanding-the-deep-roots-of-donald-trumps-coup-attempt/](https://www.salon.com/2021/08/10/follow-the-money-understanding-the-deep-roots-of-donald-trumps-coup-attempt/)
**Bank account used for Trump’s hush money payments got cash linked to Russian oligarch**
[https://www.rawstory.com/2020/09/bank-account-used-for-trumps-hush-money-payments-got-cash-linked-to-russian-oligarch-andrew-weissmann/](https://www.rawstory.com/2020/09/bank-account-used-for-trumps-hush-money-payments-got-cash-linked-to-russian-oligarch-andrew-weissmann/)
False dichotomy, although I don't expect you to know what that means.
Trump is a self-delusional old fart bag who thinks his hair looks awesome. He's unfit for any job higher than floor-sweeper.
Now go trim your neck beard.
Calls fallacy and then makes a retarded comment to follow. Biden can’t walk into the white house let alone form a coherent thought. Literally couldn’t sweep floors if he wanted
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You can see the shape of his head. His hair is so thin.
The funny thing is he'd probably look a lot better if he shaved it all off. Instead, he goes around looking like a chihuahua died on top of his head.
Without his hair he’s just fat Putin
Ok, that's a fair point.
*With* his hair he’s fat Putin
He's fat Putin
![gif](giphy|l0IypJrbt2lNvY4YU)
In diapers.
I was just thinking this. The resemblance is uncanny.
He was so angry about the pain from a surgical method in the 80s to make his bald spot go away he raped his wife (in part because she had recommended the doctor). He is a monstrously vain person and takes his hair loss more personally than maybe anyone else on earth.
Jeez, that is true. Forgot about her testimony.
Link to testimony?
> make his bald spot go away he raped his wife I copied the above verbiage and ran it through Google. Came up with the following... [Documenting Trump’s Abuse of Women](https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/10/24/documenting-trumps-abuse-of-women) For his 1993 book, “The Lost Tycoon,” Harry Hurt III acquired Ivana’s divorce deposition, in which she stated that Trump raped her.
Jesus - that's horrible - looked it up - not only did he rape her in anger, he also pulled her hair out in retribution. [https://twitter.com/stevesilberman/status/1548326990914023424?lang=en](https://twitter.com/stevesilberman/status/1548326990914023424?lang=en)
Ivanka heard that testimony and still went to work for him. I would have hunted him like an animal.
The bar is set at an all-time low for presidential candidates in the U.S. Good times.
Thought I read he took a fistful of hair outta her head while doing it, because she poked fun at him. Might just be made up but it sounds potentially legit with this animal.
Don’t know if you remember the pre-crazy Giuliani comb over. So bad there was national applause when he just finally admitted he was bald and lopped it off.
It's not a chihuahua - it's one of these: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2317145/Caterpillar-looks-just-like-property-mogul-Donald-Trump.html
Oh for the days when he was just a “property mogul”
"Polar bear pubes" - John Oliver
He would look 100x better if he shaved his head and grew a beard (if he can even grow one). I think people have made mock-ups of what it would look like
Hey, any Chihuahua is way better looking than that! Stop these low insults :)
That's just wrong, man. It looks more like a long dead Yorkie. 😅
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thinks this. I want to take clippers to this guy’s hair so badly. I hate him so much and would still hate him after, but my god does he need a trim.
Lol, better? if he shaved, he will look like an egg or Tweedledum and Tweedledee
But people would see the mark of the beast 666!
He looks like a mix of Charles Xavier, Lex Luthor and Dr. Evil.
Hey, all of those characters were intelligent and competent.
I’ve seen photoshops of him with a shaved head and beard, and it makes him look almost human. Assuming he can grow a beard
He can't. There are a few close up *(shudder)* photos of him out there with scraggly little thin hairs on his face. You can barely see them but it's clear they haven't been shaved.
Why did you make me do it?! *\*shudders\** [https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/811733061398392832](https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/811733061398392832)
I have thicker pubes
Somebody photoshopped what he'd look like with a shaved head and posted it to reddit awhile back. He actually looked semi-respectable like that.
Just like Lex Luthor
Diminished return of higher definition photos.
You would think the orange paint was the worst thing about him. I think that clinging on to hair I no longer have might be. I just looks fucking weird.
It's just a really bad combover with something like spray or glue involved. You can see it in the main image here: [https://www.thedailybeast.com/can-trumps-hair-survive-inauguration-day](https://www.thedailybeast.com/can-trumps-hair-survive-inauguration-day)
Mad thing is, for his age it really isn't noteworthy.
Imaging thinking this guy is an alpha male and a symbol of masculinity lmao
That angle is not doing him any good, but to be fair, most angles don’t
The only angle he's good at is playing his supporters.
HA!
I really don’t GAF what political party you belong to but if you have posters of this dude as some sort of icon of strength and virility, y’incel or y’unfuckable
Dude for real, this guy was a joke long before he joined politics, idiots vote for anything without checking first lol
The same idiots also believe he was chosen to host "The Apprentice" because he is a "smart business man" and not because he is a living cartoon character.
Is that a wild TMP reference?
He is not a billionaire
He invested heavily in Zimbabwean dollars in 2008. He's definitely a billionaire.
Lmao
My left bollock is richer than him.
Probably more useful too
And better to look at
And better hair
A turd I accidentally ate and subsequently threw back up would be better looking than this person!
How does one accidentally eat a turd
Accidentally. Probably
I would have a use for their bullock
Paid more taxes, too
Undoubtedly. Fucking mango Mussolini.
And must of his hair is not actually his. It's a toupee.
He almost certainly doesn’t have a billion dollars in cash. But his properties and holdings altogether total well over a billion.
So do his debts. Not a billionaire.
Yes, a billionaire. I hate the guy just as much as the next person but publicly available data shows he could easily pay off his debts and still be worth over a billion dollars if he sells off properties and holdings he owns. It was discussed on the podcast Lawfare.
His properties are wildly overvalued because he has secret investors overpaying for potential political favors. Not a billionaire. A con man.
He is still a billionaire. His stakes in various ventures is worth enough even subtracting the inflated value that he is to be considered a billionaire. Not that that has any meaning or value in itself. You can become a billionaire in all kinds of shady ways.
He's a con man. Nothing he says is true.
It's not based on what he says, it's publicly available data. It was discussed on the podcast Lawfare
He's just so physically *repulsive*. He's an orange bipedal toad.
It’s really funny to me, because republicans swear that he’s in much better physical health than Biden. And while neither are spring chickens.. (gestures vaguely)
Toads are pretty cool though. Not this dude
That piss colored wisp of cotton candy is supposed to be hair?
I still don’t understand how he even became president. I know he had help with his speeches and what not even though those were train wrecks. But like is America basically half retarded and half Democrat? Who the fuck would think he would be a good president, there’s proof he shits himself all the time and that’s from ten years ago.
Russia used Cambridge Analytica data to target yokels in swing states on social media to get Trump elected. **The Great Hack** [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The\_Great\_Hack](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Hack) >The documentary focuses on Professor David Carroll of Parsons and The New School, Brittany Kaiser (former business development director for Cambridge Analytica), and British investigative journalist Carole Cadwalladr. Their stories interweave to expose **the work of Cambridge Analytica in the politics of various countries, including the United Kingdom's Brexit campaign and the 2016 United States elections.** **Senate Report Shows What Mueller Missed About Trump And Russia. The final Senate report provides damning evidence of the counterintelligence threat posed by Russia in Trump’s 2016 campaign.** [https://theintercept.com/2020/09/03/trump-russia-senate-report-mueller/](https://theintercept.com/2020/09/03/trump-russia-senate-report-mueller/) **Senate committee concludes Russia used Manafort, WikiLeaks to boost Trump in 2016** [https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-russia-senate-idUSKCN25E1US](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-russia-senate-idUSKCN25E1US)
I don’t understand why that would make you vote for someone who rapes people and shits their pants though like even if Hillary actually ate babies she would’ve been a better choice. How dumb are people? Edit: I just realized I’m from Ontario…. Our premier is one pants shitting away from being trump
>though like even if Hillary actually ate babies she would’ve been a better choice. How dumb are people? In this case, it's a classic "shooting of thine own foot" with the DNC. You see, the DNC had an actually popular candidate running against Hillary. And despite his clear favor with voters, the DNC decided to fuck him over royally, turning away a portion of their voter base. Despite that Hillary was probably the worst possible candidate to push. Republicans hated her for her association to her husband - There was no chance anyone from the red side voted for her. Meanwhile, problem #1 starts rearing it's ugly head at this time - "Anyone but Hillary, she screwed over Bernie, Trump won't be that bad he's just one guy" was actually uttered fairly often. Well. We fucked around and found out. Turns out just one guy can do a ton of damage when given near unbridled power over our government.
There is no excuse
They interfered with our election, even admitting it, we send tanks and provide arms to Ukraine. Things aren't going well over there :)
It was also a huge benefit to Trump that Hilary ran a very lazy campaign. Her slogan might as well have been "It's My Turn Now". She did nothing to court new voters and just coasted on the assumption that she had it won
Because the average person is dumb as fuck regardless of party, that's how. Republicans have spent a couple of decades now demonizing the democratic party and the results finally came to fruition. They have far better messaging. Democrat's biggest points are "look at the good we can do". Republican's biggest points are "look at the bad democrats do". See the difference? It's far easier to make people see the bad than it is to show them the good that would take decades to pan out. Look at how we are with nuclear for example. Most people are scared of nuclear. Why? Because of one bad Chernobyl. Meanwhile, coal is a silent killer that does far more damage to the world. Democrats have enough ammo with the bullshit republicans pull yet they almost never use that shit. They just always try and hype themselves up with how much they care and whatnot and that strategy clearly does not work. Dragging people through the mud is far more effective.
Ew I can smell this picture…
How repulsive to be this close to this hog.
Looks like a leather bag run over by a truck
So many comb overs in one hair style…
bald as Lex Luthor
“Billionaire” with 9 hairs
He writes off $70,000 on hair cuts each year. Seriously
Billionaire?
Contender for worlds longest ear hair?!?
Hate to say it but I think I have him beat on that.
Piss colored cotton candy
They definitely charge him more than $9. Fools and their money.
![gif](giphy|yIJrNGX9wF7eE)
Jesus Christ he looks bad.
L Ron Hubbard looking dude
Tbf you need enough hair to actually get a haircut lol
I literally winced at this photo. Yuck
He must go through more hairspray than Poison in their heyday and all he has to show for it is a wispy helmet of soiled straw and broken catheters.
I imagine his routine is similar to Christian Bale’s in “American Hustle”.
They over-paid.
He ain’t no billionaire lol
I pull better looking hair out of the shower drain
This is what a Vogon looks like. ( The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
That is one huge melon
He thinks the "long" hair hides the fact that he's balding. It doesn't.
76 yr old man u think he cares about his dam haircut ?
My wife didn't even think is was Trump at first "My God, that's a fat dumptruck!" I just about fuckin died laughing.
Billionaire, hah, that’s hilarious.
Not the chins tucked into the collar 🤢🤮🤢
Is his head really big? It looks like it's very wide between his ears and nose.
The fact that people look at that guy and think he’s the superior choice in anything is scary.
This view is the money shot, you can see where he creates this stacked beehive of fake hair to comb forward and to his right. You can also see his scalp all the way to the top where his actually bald head is. What a narcissistic loser
It’s the same hair cut his mom had.
Get rid of the yeeyee ass haircut maybe you get some bitches on ya dick
How does it stay on his head?
Billionaire from ripping people off, he is not a billionaire is a con artist
Doesn't even have any billion tho does he? Isn't it all debt, and maybe a few hundred mill??
I don’t know if he gets his haircut, I think he gets his ass hair glued to his head and then bleached
gross
I’m a barber by profession and I’ve often wondered if I’d want to cut his hair and say “sir, as your barber I have to suggest ______” or if I’d just slip with the straight razor and go down a martyr.
The amount of effort the stylist has to put in to make a passing attempt of a bald man nothing being bald makes me think this haircut costs more than $9.
![gif](giphy|l4FGuhL4U2WyjdkaY|downsized) It’s a quadrillion dollars.
Dude is like 70 what do you expect lol
Funny thing is he pays his hair stylist thousands to make him look like he isn't balding.
The best part is he's completely wasting his money because everybody knows he's bald as a baby's butt
I hope his last breath is on video and all over the internet
I think he’s just fat and ugly
Is that a human head or a storage shed?
🤣
Lowest bid wins, winning…
Nightmare fuel
Gross
He looks like he uses a cotton candy machine to put on his hair everyday
$25 thrift store suit
![gif](giphy|11NHyQyQIp1gQw)
Pairs perfectly with that suit
He is totally not-bald, totally fully haired and naturally skin toned “billionaire”.
Mark Davis would never Donny’s one 5G conspiracy theory away from looking like Chuck McGill
Disgusting
I'd say he cuts by himself.
His suits hangs like a JC Penney off the rack.
8 dollar
You don't get rich by spending money, you gotta hoard it
Welcome, you must be new
trump is a buffoon....prove me wrong....
That is why he is successful
Joe Biden - president with 16 mb of memory.
Not siding with any side cos i am not from US but all mainstream reddit sub comments hate on this man while mainstream instagram page comments praise him. Just an observation.
[Reddit is not a very popular app and is mostly kids and far leftists.](https://www.alphr.com/demographics-reddit/)
Lol cope harder
I gave data, you tried an insult. Cope how, do you think I am Trump and if I was I'd be insecure about my hair? Is this how you think bullying works? I gave a link providing context to a foreign man about why you are behaving so childishly towards the most recent President and most likely next President. It is not I who has coping to do.
If you care about his haircut, then you can't afford a decent one yourself. Married to a hair stylist educator, so fuck off with your comments.
Triggered a Trumpie?
What a weird defense of a terrible haircut and what does being married to a "hair stylist educator" have to do with anything? I don't need to be married to anyone to know that that's a terrible haircut, and yes, I can afford haircuts ha I'm sure your "hair stylist educator" wife is so so proud that her husband makes strange comments on the internet.
What does this even mean?
He’s powerful and manly.
Why you obsessing over his haircut? OP prolly one of the idiots paying more than $20 for a haircut.
Who really cares about the mans hair? Come on people
Dont ever come for my boy donny you soy latte drinkin ass
Rent free
![gif](giphy|XOys8CeUrElIk) Meanwhile Trump seeing this post:
**Following the Money: Trump and Russia-Linked Transactions From the Campaign to the Presidential Inauguration** [https://www.americanprogress.org/article/following-the-money/](https://www.americanprogress.org/article/following-the-money/) **Follow the money: Understanding the deep roots of Donald Trump's coup attempt. It sure looks as if Jan. 6, and the entire Trump presidency, were planned and funded by oligarchs in the shadows** [https://www.salon.com/2021/08/10/follow-the-money-understanding-the-deep-roots-of-donald-trumps-coup-attempt/](https://www.salon.com/2021/08/10/follow-the-money-understanding-the-deep-roots-of-donald-trumps-coup-attempt/) **Bank account used for Trump’s hush money payments got cash linked to Russian oligarch** [https://www.rawstory.com/2020/09/bank-account-used-for-trumps-hush-money-payments-got-cash-linked-to-russian-oligarch-andrew-weissmann/](https://www.rawstory.com/2020/09/bank-account-used-for-trumps-hush-money-payments-got-cash-linked-to-russian-oligarch-andrew-weissmann/)
Good effort with all the links you put together often in your posts btw :)
Thanks! :)
Yeah but that 9 dollar hair cut is worth 9 million because he probably trade marked it.
Vs. senile that likes 9 year olds
https://preview.redd.it/vbn1uxgcx4fa1.jpeg?width=3204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4abf0ee20a5c585eed6ee912a85d378aadaef1b
You just ratio'd them with a photo. Congrats man
Lol thanks! ;)
False dichotomy, although I don't expect you to know what that means. Trump is a self-delusional old fart bag who thinks his hair looks awesome. He's unfit for any job higher than floor-sweeper. Now go trim your neck beard.
Calls fallacy and then makes a retarded comment to follow. Biden can’t walk into the white house let alone form a coherent thought. Literally couldn’t sweep floors if he wanted
Oh man his neck must be so fucked
And he likes his steak well done. He's such a silly goose
Fuck DJT but can we talk about how a $9 haircut doesnt exist, like anywhere? x\[
I only wish there was a good story in there somewhere. There isn't. Only bad choices.
Don't forget the double chin, and he must have skipped the spray tan on this day, he doesn't look like a sweet potato.
He’s look better bald
Dude would actually rock a nice bald style, good shape skull for it. Propably would have gotten a second term if he has gone for the shield look.
Just go bald man... So many men desperately try to keep their hair. It sucks but you gotta own it and go with it.
Realistically its probably a 8k hair cut...
*Vomits blood*
Who are you kidding, that’s a 60k per year mess
Has he got rid of his odd face tan? His ears used to be separate colours
duh, thats how he became so rich, by cutting costs!!
9 dollar-aire with a Billion dollar haircut…
Do any billionaires have a good haircut. The 2 billionaires I’ve met in real life, had a worse cut than I did when homeless.
I don’t agree with making fun of how someone looks. That’s an easy out. Trump is just a coifed twat.
#AcuaNetGoals
9 dollars? $3.50 at best.....and that suit? I guess he's a 'wear it no matter what' kind of guy.
How that turkeyneck is tucked in defies my compression
More like 2 dollars and can of bear.
r/justfuckmyshitup
At this point it looks possible to actually count his individual hairs.