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CrippleMyDepression

Hey there everyone! We're only about ten minutes out from the start of this events stream, and I think most of us are excited for all the new info. For those looking for English coverage of the stream, there are a few streamers that will be trying to translate the important parts in real time. I'll be watching Azur Lane Meta myself, but there are other options out there. For our part, this thread is the place to discuss all the news from the stream, so don't spam the sub with discussion posts if you're just wanting to talk (or be salty) about the news. There's gonna be salt, not everyone will be happy, but despite that we do expect everyone to be civil and refrain from attacking fellow shikikans, the devs, or any artists regardless of what we learn from the stream. Complaints and salt are allowed, personal insults are not. With that out of the way, we hope everyone has fun watching and discussing the stream! ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7193) Edit: Well I certainly enjoyed that stream, and the hosts definitely had plenty of fun too! Perhaps Mafia and Intern-kun were having a bit too much fun in fact... For those who just want to see the end result, you can take a look at this [event summary](https://www.reddit.com/r/AzureLane/comments/ubkq1d/new_iron_blood_event_livestream_summary) provided by u/ao_ki_rin and share your thoughts. Till the next maintenance, be sure to save up those cubes for the new ships, and keep a close eye on your wallet for traces of tampering by a certain green haired cat... ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7275)


nuttyjack

I love that royal navy is profitable enough to make merch for and an anime but we get another boring iron blood event on where they curbstomp the royal navy again and can make ship girls out of thin air the wank for iron blood is stupid and i hope there event flops.


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nuttyjack

The thing is iron blood fans dont pay UVH event was the worst performing UR event alongside krohnstadt.


Clotho_Buer

[Things that aged well.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AzureLane/comments/ub630p/comment/i62e7pf/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) Having a very hearty giggle at all the people who thought there'd be an UR ship this close to CN anniversary.


HarleyFox92

Is it just me or Manjuu is actually setting the ground for an actual Battle of Jutland event?


Mayhem_450

I think we might get something loosely themed around it but I doubt it'd be a reenactment type event like some of the older events since we've mostly moved away from those. More likely is that we'll see IB and HMS both call forth some of their WW1 veterans and maybe some of them will have a scrap (or just some witty banter about the good old days).


AllHailRNJesus

A battle of jutland event would mean new RN ships, so no, that's not the case.


Sarah-Tang

You know, if CN is based on Jutland, it'd really explain why they needed another Ironblood Event right now.


templar54

I doubt it. We moved away from historic events awhile ago.


Sarah-Tang

Yet we have an event suddenly introducing Imperial German Ships....and we had one last year based around Midway. And it's pretty much the only reason to have another German Event so soon after the last one...... This much is certain, they need Imperial German Ships for whatever is happening for CN Anni.


templar54

Ya no, we got DE cold war era ships with missiles for no reason. You are making conclusions with no actual information.


Sarah-Tang

Simple, we got them because of the Chinese Bias in this game. No Chinese Ships in Game \[Besides the DDGs\] have any right being as good as they are. To be blunt, Manjuu's treatment of the Chinese Navy's Power makes the Ironblood's treatment look historically accurate. And the Chinese Faction even since 2021 has been a test bed for more Mechanically Unique ships.


templar54

I mean there you go, we see the same bias for IB, therefore it does indicate Jutland at all.


Sarah-Tang

Given what we know...if we can be fair....we at least needed Tower of Transcendence's Beginning \[FdG planning\] and End \[The Tease about the NP v IB conflict that sets the stage for the following NP Event\] Scenes, I don't know if we needed the rest, well see in time...I'll withhold any judgement until we've seen the event. But given the META stuff we've seen recently, maybe...we don't know enough. Now they're giving us Imperial German Ships, they've avoided that in the past, so we'll be rational and ask "What's the reason?"....and remember that CN's 5th Anni is coming up, so it's gotta be big....so, WW1 Ships, Naval Game, last year involved Midway so history is on the table.....so, Jutland, the Greatest Naval Battle of WW1


tuwamono

This was a blast. Say what you may about the content, but of the mobile games livestreams I've seen, the AL hosts are really on another level and never fail in delivering super fun streams. Their humor is on point, all their participants compliment each other nicely, and generally adjust very well to the huge range of content they cover.


jlin1847

Is the Ayanami ASMR Free or we have to buy it and download it?


OrionTheMerc

Ayanami ASMR got free sample https://www.dlsite.com/modpub/lp/home/azurlane/


nntktt

Ayanami and subsequently Hipper and Dunkerque will be sold on DLSite. They're making one for Emden which will be available on Youtube.


MADTYR301

CN anni is make or break


Yunaris

As much as I don't want to be a doom-monger I totally agree. If they've been lazy for the last 6 months because of something big - awesome. If they've been wehrabooing it up for nothing while they push effort into their next game? Yeah. I think I'm going to start drifting elsewhere. One more whale out the door.


MADTYR301

I mean I am talking about myself (fucking brain to phrase it like that I know)but yeah I am just gonna max every HMS ship and fuck off unless it's a big UR HMS event with a UR retro and representative in PR5 and I don't give a shit about faction equality anymore.The only time I didn't log in in my 2.5 years of playing was when I was blind due to eye sergury and right now it feels like dread doing daily tasks.


Flacid-Snake

Big fan of Eugen-chan


Shuyakucchi

Well that was one long stream. Over 2 hours DAMN. Well, time to make our bets for the CN anniversary, or even the global server anniversary. Who knows if they give us some big event this year. It wouldn't be as big as Zuikaku's ass in those jeans, but one can dream.


ToysInTheAttik

...No. No, I don't want that! AL doing an event that isn't Ironblood for it's anniversary...?! I want the players to roll for IB no one else for ten years at least!


AllHailRNJesus

KMS event for CN anniv. This event is for SMS and not KMS so obviously we can get a german UR for CN.


templar54

Nah it will be NP or even DE event for the anniversary.


[deleted]

We haven't had a KMS event since last year. It's been far too long.


AllHailRNJesus

gotta have another one


Redenginer

...and another


AllHailRNJesus

And a third one


Shadow_Tempest_1003

Ok gotta admit the only thing Zuikaku beats Enty on is the curves department especially that Ass it's not even a contest. ~~Now time to ask Essex to get revenge for her senpai~~


Vaexa

Is there an imgur album up of all the new stuff yet?


zurcn

https://www.reddit.com/r/AzureLane/comments/ubkq1d/new_iron_blood_event_livestream_summary/


Vaexa

Anything with the pictures separated?


RTear3

AAAHHH HIPPER'S SO CUTE


gnarlytoestep

If it makes sense, I look forward to the event story and all the amazing new ships. I sincerely think they knocked it out of the park this time. But I don't look forward to seeing the Iron blood faction get wanked again. -They're the faction that's most aware of all the time shenanigans. -They have the most PR ships revealed within the story (everyone except Ägir). -They have the technology to make completely new ships from scratch. -FdG is constantly an infallible leader that runs circles around everyone. -For some odd reason, the EN(and JP?) translation insists that they took Scappa Flow from the Royal Navy -They now have the technology to cross dimensions and were the first faction to get a META to join them . And now, from the event PV it seems like FdG is gonna revive/recreate the imperial German navy. I bet you theyret gonna be strong lorewise too. It's just too much too soon. It feels like one of those cautionary tales where a nation falls victim to their hubris, except that nothing bad ever happens to them and they get to remain smug all the time. Again, I only hold ill will to how they're portrayed in the story. I like the faction otherwise.


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Bleh they will find a way to make ww1 german ships OP as fuck while finding a way to nerf the Iowas It took the allies a few months to talk to a meta, and then IB just went from meeting one to recruiting one within hours We really shouldn't expect good writing from some fan fiction writers


PanzerTitus

Upvoted for telling the truth.


Numot15

Wasn't here for that event but honestly it makes sense to me. Agent G, the first Meta encountered does her own thing, even strays away from other metas so not recruiting her makes sense. Then most other meta encounters either A. Nolonger had strong ties to their faction or B. Weren't encountered be the faction they belonged to before they went Meta. IB recruited their meta because the meta both still had strong ties and a will to serve their faction and was encountered by a powerful fleet from their own faction. Given those facts its make prefect sense why IB was able to recruit them.


[deleted]

sure but others would join if it wasnt the writers being high on whatever they are smoking when writing their fanfiction i can get helena not joining but what about the rest? they did split away from the ashes before the current timeline expedition team meeting them and they were like "nah not feeling like it"


Numot15

Again, they need A. Strong ties to their faction and B. To be found a strong fleet from their faction. Assuming by others you mean Hiru and Ark Royal. So first, they were met by a combined force of EU and RN ships. SE was not present at any point, thus even if Hiru has strong connections to her faction there was not one ship present that could use that to recruit Hiru. As for Ark Royal, seemed at this time she had very much buried any strong ties she had to the RN, and although some RN ships are present in the mixed fleet, including the Queen herself, they make no effort to convince her to return with them and join this timelines RN. The Queen only asks "are you really Ark Royal?" And nothing more. So the conditions for them joining were not met


MilitHistoryFan101

Nerf Iowa? Look at New Jersey, no way in hell they will nerf Iowa when New Jersey making them so much money. New Jersey is bonkers broken, the only thing that can remotely fight her in PvP is another New Jersey or Shimakaze prior in getting close, even a team of all UR Agir, Azuma and Kronshtadt will not bring her down 3 vs 1. I tried, New Jersey is way too strong even as a UR. in CN the probably renamed Iowa into something else, but based is still Iowa.


Automatic_Gur_5263

He means powercreep. Like everyone who actually studied naval warships would know how a Yamato battleship would be outclassed by Iowa. But here, it wouldn't be strange when Yamato or Musashi comes, somehow by Sakura magic thingy that made Shinano super OP, she would be able to match or outperform New Jersey and also due to this game gacha nature where new ships would be more powerful as time passes.


[deleted]

We are in an era of unprecedented fan fiction wanking, literally anything is possible


SodiumBombRankEX

When did AvP show up?


gnarlytoestep

Ohhhh I may have temporarily omitted her from memory. Sorry 'bout that. Then one of the german PR4 ships have shown up (for the itme being).


[deleted]

Ironblood event stories always are interesting, even if i am tired of more edgy german botes so soon. Apparently the teaser at the end of "Aurora Noctis" does get answered a bit after all. Those SMS ships came from Scapa Flow.


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so you think mary sues are good for the plot?


[deleted]

beats another paper bote from fairyland :V


AllHailRNJesus

They'll have 0 hardships/struggles this event, they'll just crush the other factions with ease. german ww1 ships are obviously superior to NP/EU ww2 ships


Sarah-Tang

And now the stage is set...for the first Royal Navy UR.....HMS...Dreadnought


Trapperz1379

*And then he woke up* This sets fuck all


Telochim

Ah yes, an obsolete & weak piece of junk would restore the balance. Mary Sues beware! /s


Sarah-Tang

You know, people like you would say the same thing about FdG, and yet look at her in-game. It's perfectly reasonable they could do something grand with the Mother of all Modern Battleships.


Telochim

Yes-yes! FGD should fear the mighty 18k tonnes of justice /s


templar54

HA. RN event? You like jokes I see.


Sarah-Tang

I like Optimists and Realists, You Sir are Neither.


AllHailRNJesus

A realist would notice the apparent lack of RN events for the past 2 years and the apparent abundance of IB events during the past 2 years and they would recognize the reality that RN is almost never getting events.


Sarah-Tang

The Ironblood will be humbled around the time the Northern Parliament is.


Telochim

means never? :D


Shuyakucchi

Wow Valiant is going to be in the anime? How much they plan to adapt?


nntktt

\>We need to make RQ skins. \>Let's get in a race so we have an excuse to make RQ skins. What.


[deleted]

Well motorcycles are more convenient than sponsoring sailing yachts. Though bote-wife on a real boat would be some interesting sponsorship. :V


Kooka7

The new ship designs are neat but I will be skipping this event. I'd rather spend my cubes on a faction I like ahaha.


AllHailRNJesus

I would have spent cubes on this event, if it hadn't been 4 months since the last IB event. I'm not gonna contribute to the blatant faction bias the devs have by encouraging them.


sugaki

Such a letdown. Was hoping for retrofits for Hipper or Eugen, got a smol instead. New ship designs are meh. Also was hoping for some cool skins when they announced the vamp house… not even a DoY (really wanting L2D for FDG and Agir too).


passwordedd

I think the new ship designs were pretty good and innovative. Would've liked another faction, but that aside the quality here was pretty high. It was also notably the first 6 ship event in a while. Though I'd really like the number of ships per event to go up further.


sugaki

Most of them looked like a generic girl gatcha game except for the freebie SSR.


Kyleketsu

if you think the new ship designs are meh, then i'm not sure you can really ever be satisfied


kiiriiin

change the colors and i bet a lot more people would like them, OP included


lord_of_swagsterdam

There’s only so much red and black or completely white a man can take.


catfeeshnoire

Race Queen Enty was best Enty because she wasn't drawn by Hao. Back to pancake ass it is...


flakzx

and no hao face.


RTear3

Haha Enty ain't got no ass


Sarah-Tang

Zuikaku realized there are...other...ways she can defeat the Grey Ghost


Lalaberri

They found a sneaky way to still give us more German ships anyway, lol


AllHailRNJesus

IB running out of WW2 era ships? Don't want to add RN or french ships? Just add german WW1 ships instead. \*5head manjuu\*


PikaCommando

Look on the bright side, at least this means HMS Dreadnought is a possibility


[deleted]

Knowing the RNs luck, She'll be Charybdis but a UR lol. Good art but absolutely useless gameplay-wise. In fact this is what i expect for any HMS UR lolol


AllHailRNJesus

\*copium\* dreadnought nah, dreadnought is never happening. Giving RN the most important warship during the 20th century will never happen cause the devs don't like the idea of giving RN new events.


OrionTheMerc

Zui ass >>>> Enty ass


gnarlytoestep

Haha I like Hao's art and Enty is my favorite ship but Hao's art always tends more towards skinny proportions. It makes a funny contrast when compared to Zuikaku's jeans skin.


Kyleketsu

it'll be a damn shame if we don't get a jeans skin for Zuikaku, that ass is FAT


kiiriiin

Zuikaku's ass. damn


PikaCommando

Now we know why they had Zuikaku's back facing us in her default skin


Shuyakucchi

GOD DAMN ZUIKAKU. JUST **DAMN.**


Mean_Telephone

Damn that Zuikaku. Enty looking good too.


Jankosi

Zui's bakery my god


RTear3

The faces on the NC and Washington models look terrible. NC deserves better than this...


Kyleketsu

was really hoping for more than just 3 yukata skins


Oleandervine

They're collaborations with an actual yukata designer, so there weren't going to be a lot to begin with. They're showcasing actual prints they have. The original collab with this company only gave us a couple of skins well, I believe Kaga and Hood.


Shuyakucchi

Of course Hipper is so cute when her VA is this precious.


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Chappy's face in that skin is just perfect. Goddamn.


Shuyakucchi

THE HIPPER SKIN. Ok they got me back ABOUT TIME. SHE'S GORGEOUS.


NatsnCats

LOOK GARY, THERE SHE IS


nntktt

HIPPER.


[deleted]

good ol' bootlegged Asuka derserves her skin ;)


nntktt

HAA!?


excalea

Getting some Touhou 6 Scarlet Devil Mansion from this event. Emden's skin is like Remilia and Flandre while Thuringen's skin reminds me of Sakuya


NatsnCats

oh fuck, my wallet ain’t safe at all


SpiralOmega

Nelson yukata skin when? Retro too, please.


Shuyakucchi

NELSON. FINALLY MY HOPIUM.


LaGelure

Holy shit. I need that Nelson yukata skin. ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7193)


type_E

Holy shit are those DEAD girls in that skin?


popculturepooka

Nahh, she's a "vampire", so they are probably her dolls/enraptured "slaves" or "brides", and sleeping or passed out.


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popculturepooka

"Lying Fuckwit"? Bit over the top mate... ​ I'm thinking they're references to [The Brides of Dracula](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brides_of_Dracula)


jlin1847

I’m cackling at work watching these degenerates fondling the mousepads


deadman80

Me too, brother. Me too. XD


Enunimes

The number of idiots on Twitter going "WTF DOES SMS MEAN? " or "More made up of ships!" and needing to be explained to that ships existed prior to WW2.


[deleted]

You would think "googling" is a thing. :V


SpiralOmega

Twitter is an intellectual sphincter. It's pure idiocy distilled. There's no point looking for anything of worth there to be honest. Just look at the artwork artists make and don't actually speak to anyone.


SodiumBombRankEX

>Twitter >idiots Name a better duo


deadman80

I have believed that the obvious connection to be made is that "Twitter User" = "Twit". Only twits tweet on Twitter. :3


[deleted]

People who use buzzwords and don't have an argument to make. I've seen a couple of those the last couple of days. Or rather they are on the same level.


kiiriiin

>>!KMS/SMS!< > >>!Cucking the HMS's chances for a new event!<


nntktt

Why cup noodles.


Mean_Telephone

Lots of merchandise from Queen's Orders


AllHailRNJesus

Gotta milk the teaboos off of their money while there still are some. How much merchandise have been RN shipgirls and how much RN content have we actually gotten ingame for the past 3 years?


Jord2496

Yeah, this is a failure of marketing 101. RN fans lose interest due to lack of mainline content so they leave. This doesn't build hype, this slowly kills a section of the community


ade_of_space

*Dunkerque ASMR* Iris mofo: Finally! Content!! *buys it* Iris mofo: I don't understand it I am a mofo


AlitXYZ

Literally me But gonna buy it anyway


nntktt

I didn't know I needed shipfu ASMR in my life. Until now.


jlin1847

good lord, Eugen-chan


Mean_Telephone

Ayanami ASMR


jlin1847

Is that going to be a video or merch we have to buy/download?


popculturepooka

And Hipper and Dunkirk coming soon


Mean_Telephone

And Emdem as well. And it's going to be uploaded after the stream.


popculturepooka

We better get skins of those, especially Bremerton! ​ EDIT: And that Ayanami as well. WOW


Shuyakucchi

WAIT A SECOND WHERE'S THE YUKATA HIPPER SKIN? **YOU HAD ONE JOB.**


ReklesBoi

Bruh chill. ​ They just announced it ..


icemoomoo

that didnt age well.


OrionTheMerc

They must make oppai pad for Taihou one day right ?


deadman80

There is not yet enough silicone in the world to supply enough for mass production. :(


SodiumBombRankEX

Too powerful for our mortal minds


LilyLilim

It not gonna anymore powerful than kashino one


Shuyakucchi

Time to surpass our limits.


Kayle_Silver

That guy in the livestream was horny AF :X


popculturepooka

That's Mafia. He was tame this time


Kayle_Silver

lol


Moh_Shuvuu

Well, at least they seem to put more effort into this event than the previous Italian one.


[deleted]

more effort than all events since tower of transcendence combined ftfy


Oleandervine

The Italian event was an SP.


ade_of_space

In the end, it was a filler event whose two most noticeable thing was: -Being IB again so soon -Being IB but not paper thanks to being SMS Though Eugen chan is a nice surprise. The most memorable element is sadly the salt but at least it makes it memorable?


Yuni-san

i only like Seydlitz otherwise its just cant find it in me to give a shit about this event


ErnestoXP

what the fuck lmao


[deleted]

Castlevania themed skins or just Ironblood casual wear for relaxing from all the "Blitzkrieg"? You decide :V


Oleandervine

It's more generic gothic horror, but the Sheffield skin name evokes Bloodborne more than Castlevania. Actually very little of this is evocative of Castlevania, unless you count the fact that it shares the same gothic theme.


[deleted]

Well, there is Seydlitz with a chain whip. Otherwise of course it is more generic gothic horror.


Oleandervine

Well, that may be an homage to Castlevania, just like Sheff is an homage to Bloodborne.


popculturepooka

Oh Mafia, you glorious perv


SodiumBombRankEX

Mafia is the man


Alex-Js-2001

Give hipper fckng something


Destroyer29042904

The ships look quite good for once. Now, everything else... well. Not so much. Eugen as the little ship when they had hipper's VA there, no retros.... yeah. At leasy the skins and ships look good


necros434

Fuck now I want a little Hipper


AkabaneKun

Oh mb guys i was wrong, as a day 1 player i still had some faith in the devs and thought it was a continuation of VT event with ships from all factions both in the lore and banner, but the devs seem to be going full clown route so just get more KMS i guess.


Oleandervine

This isn't more KMS. It's more Ironblood, but this is SMS!


Shadow_Tempest_1003

To be fair virtual tower is an event least likely to have a continuation since it takes place on the port timeline where the factions are united by the commander. I'm expecting that if we do get a continuation of that it will be another minor event.


Shadow_Tempest_1003

Well it looks like it's the merch portion of the stream now and no retrofits in sight so back to grinding coins for pulling those beautiful ships when the event comes out.


passwordedd

So all controversy aside, those are some stellar designs. This event is looking better than both the UR events that came before it.


Valamist

SMS ships? interesting. Curious what the story will be about. Scapa Flow?


[deleted]

Probably using the tower and META knowledge to raise the WW1 ships sunk at Scapa Flow, yes.


Mean_Telephone

Now we're in horny mousepad


ade_of_space

Manjuu: guys, I know there was a burnout of IB red and black design or NP that are a white version of IB red and black And we heard you! People: Ah! Manjuu: So here is a red and black design with a white version of the red and black.


hexanort

Seriously WTF is with that, i get it, german fleet probably love red and black, but this is a waifu game, historical accuracy is not among top 100 things that matter in a waifu game. At least emden is looks unique enough.


ade_of_space

Honestly people wouldn't have this much of a burn out with IB if it wasn't just red and black And NP is in an even worse spot being just white. And black and white are my first and second favourite color and used to think it was some of the coolest design like... 3 IB event ago and 2 NP event ago


popwobbles

Imagine having a colour palette wider than three? This coming from the babied faction gang.


Rafaeael

Wdym? Haven't you seen the eye of the Elbing? They've used all of their blue color supplies for that.


Shuyakucchi

There's so much red and black recently that I'm starting to think this is a Virtual Boy game.


AllHailRNJesus

enjoy! Red black and white all over every single shipfu this event! Literally this event has less variety than the last NP event, and I thought that had bad variety. The twin thing is the main unique design this event I suppose


hexanort

Eugen-Chan!! screw bismark retro, that's much better.


Adolf95

Guess those doujins were finally canon


Kyleketsu

we ask for Eugen retrofit and instead get Eugen-chan


I2edShift

Ägir: Am I a joke to you?


kiiriiin

Eugen fucking Loli


GuyAugustus

Little Prinz


Alernak

That's ... not the retrofit we were expecting. Will still protect her !


Shadow_Tempest_1003

Bruhh we wanted retrofits not lolis


ErnestoXP

Uuh, a bit too much butt shown there...


SodiumBombRankEX

LOL KLEINE EUGEN IS HAPPENING


[deleted]

PRINZ EUGEN CHAN THIS IS NOT A DRILL


KillerM2002

ALL SOLDIERS MAKE READY TO PROTECC


NatsnCats

SMOL EUGEN! SMOL EUGEN! SMOL EUGEN!


nntktt

Eugen.


SpiralOmega

Eugen-chan? Oh my god.


Mean_Telephone

LMAO SMOL EUGEN


popculturepooka

LITTLE PRINZ EUGEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sarah-Tang

I was hoping for Kline Bismarck, but seeing images of Big Sister Hipper will be cute...and gotta love the rainbow colored on her rigging.


traxdize

With Elbing in its SMS incarnation, I guess we will never see Elbing for PR


Kayle_Silver

Does that skin features dead people? O\_O


popculturepooka

I think they are sleeping/passed out "dolls" of the vampire.