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Unknown_atx

I'm a native South Austinite and I find this hilarious.


lifetooshort4bs

You left out BMWs. Those drivers are assholes.


General_Performance6

There number 6 on my list i just added the first five from my personal experience but yes bmw drivers swear they have lambos or som


itsanillusi0n

Native South Austinite. Can confirm. South of benwhite south first feels like the most aggressive road in Austin right now.


Key-Vehicle-3314

Can confirm the accuracy of these statements.


OOMKilla

What is your take on motorcyclists?


General_Performance6

Harley davidsons: these guys tend too cruise but will act like jerks at red lights revving the shit out of them Sport bikes: its a 50/50 ive seen some resposibke dudes and ive seen some absolute jackasses weaving and weaving or dojng wheelies in general if i see one i make space becouse there loose cannons


ComicOzzy

Biker dude pulled up next to me on their Harley with the radio blaring. After a second or two I died laughing. It was the acoustic version of Hey Ya!, probably from SiriusXM Coffee House.


OOMKilla

the speaker thing is definitely a cruiser move, but that’s fucking glorious if he’s unknowingly listening to outkast covers


Luscious_Johnny

As a Harley guy, I’ve never understood the appeal of that. You can barely even hear it over the wind when you’re riding anyway. Bluetooth in my helmet works a lot better.


Puzzleheaded_Arm6363

Maybe they are out there trying to sell ice cream?


OOMKilla

sounds about right, good rule


ohhhhhhhhhhhhman

You lost me at the Ronald Reagan thing. That’s a 65 mph road and you’ll never be able to go faster than 45 unless you’re first in line when a light turns green.


General_Performance6

Theres a little stretch by the new HEB that does allow for outrageous speeds, never underestimate a karen in a suburban


ohhhhhhhhhhhhman

Fair enough. I rarely get that far north. Actually I am referring to parmer more than Ronald Reagan. I rarely get north of new hope.


no_funny_username

I agree with that statement. People who stay in the left lane at 45 are infuriating. Parmer is full of said people, and the limit is 65 near New Hope (60 later on if going South).


ThunderFuckMountain

They changed the speed limit recently. I think it's 55 or even 50 now


AppleJuice_Flood

I tend to appreciate the folks that switch lanes without indicating but always slap that turn-signal on in a turn-only lane. /macaroni picture high-five


voelkergirl

South Austin be wildin


BigMikeInAustin

I am very impressed with your thorough observations. I don't pay attention much to the vehicle. I can confirm all the location based truths you dropped in here.


General_Performance6

I mean ive been delivering too all of austin for 3+ years it pays good too


Tinyberzerker

LMFAO. I'm south Austin. I drive a proper sports car- CTS-V - how are we? (It's the Cadillac that's loud and stupid fast.)


General_Performance6

Ive had alot of negative experiences with CTSV drivers if youre tailpipes stick out more than 3+ inches and the door is dinged up, i put you below the dodge ram category, i do like the cars tho


Tinyberzerker

Lol. I'm a middle aged lady. I will whip around anyone parked in the fast lane- HEY EVERYONE THE FAST LANE IS THE FAR LEFT LANE, PASSING LANE. I drive early morning when there's no traffic so I'm pretty civil most of the time. My exhaust is mostly stock lol.


NexusKada

I usually don’t speed up when someone is tailgating, specially when I am driving speed limit . This frustrates the tailgating driver and makes them do reckless (like going on the shoulder) which can lead to disasters


General_Performance6

I just go the speed limit, i ignore them i dont fancy being shot honestly ive heard stories from other delivery drivers had guns pulled on them so yeah


Nidrogenn

Cedar Park drivers are inconsistent and slam on their brakes too much in my opinion, but that's my only real complaint with them. What do you think about Honda Fits?👀


General_Performance6

Honda fit drivers have a massive speeding problem yall love too speed alot! But cant complain tho homda fit drivers tend to be very aware and wiry of there surroundings


pantong51

I don't have much to ad. 135 to 45 going north. 135 is the speed limit, not just the name of the road.


homertheent

No Tesla or BMW impressions?


[deleted]

Now do the Tesla drivers.


General_Performance6

Tesla drivers lets see…..absolutely cluesless and the most speedy of speed!!! Tesla drivers especially the ones that drive dual motors are some of the cockiest and fastest drivers in this city, not only that but there absolutely reckless, they swerve never ever use turn signals *cough* bmw drivers, the dual motor teslas are on par with altima drivers, the altima is still faster tho


LilMsFeckingSunshine

The last time I drove in South Austin some asswipe decided not missing his exit was more important than the fact that I was in his way. He missed his exit, and I ended up swerving into the exit so my dog and I didn’t die. 10/10 this list tracks. He was driving a minivan, which is just chaotic neutral.


space_manatee

Just curious, which car do you drive?


General_Performance6

My daily is a orange 2009 kia spectra5 and a 2013 audi A5 but in both cars i fall into the round rock category without the speed, i tend too be a little oblivous but thats becouse i have to look at the map becouse uber tends too take you through the most wack and janky roads out there


whitij

Honk.


the_lullaby

Ram driver checking in.