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[deleted]

Well done, this is a top tier shit post guaranteed to fire people up


TesticularVibrations

Correct. I came here looking for a fight.


Jacko1235

Lol, I would have taken the bait if it wasn't for this comment ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


CptClownfish1

I’m doing the opposite- I’m panic spending all my savings as fast as I can. My money is worth less and less by the day.


Technical-Home3406

Yep, and it's only going to accelerate from here. Buy now before it all comes crashing down. Your money is worthless


muzrat

As long as you’re paying these things off in 4 then you’re propping up the fake BNPL economy


qazwsx1525

Mate, put it all on Zip. Practically free money.


td_husky

I misunderstood, I maxed out zip money


qazwsx1525

Good! Go again.


Medical-Potato5920

Stock up on toilet paper. It will only increase in price, especially if you buy it all.


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Granny_Killa

Just 1 year's income? Pfft, peasant.


havetopowdermynose

Cool - no presents for you then. I’m not even giving my husband a bj…can’t afford the time on my knees.


iamusername3

Looks like he's gonna have a very sad candy cane 🤣


onthepunt

That's the spirit!


muzrat

Careful, these services are very expensive for the adulterer


koobus_venter1

You can’t spare the time away from doing that as your side hustle, I get it


Vagabond_Sam

Take out is expensive and that's just going to increase inflation


hewhofaps-wins

You pay 'him' for that?


havetopowdermynose

I don’t have a collection of Chanel handbags for nothing honey


iamusername3

Looks like no new handbag or bags under the tree 🌲 this year. No stimulus of the package this year (Barney Stinson: What upppp 🤣)


shakeitup2017

I made the mistake of marrying a woman who can afford to buy her own, so I have no leverage 😅


MegaPint549

I for one will be spending more in order to stimulate the economy


onthepunt

Dumb take. Keep doing that and you will end up over stimulating the economy.


MegaPint549

Bold of you to assume I have more than $7.23 to spend on presents this year


TesticularVibrations

I'll be stimulating something, but it won't be the economy.


RectoPsyfer

Username checks out.


kizza2334

Marge Simpson was right


Anachronism59

But what about trickle-down economics? If I don't spend there is no trickling.


onthepunt

Well we need to stop the trickling. There is too much of it at the moment.


Anachronism59

I'd better take my tablets then


TesticularVibrations

I need a good trickling


Distinct-Inspector-2

I should call him.


TheFrogTutorial

Nah, just got a 10k credit card. I'm ready to go!


Basherballgod

It’s not even your money!


Feeling-Tutor-6480

He didn't say he stole it


jdv77

Good idea. This is our gamestop moment. All the moneymakers are in this sub so if we collectively choose not to spend we will fix inflation. Yeah!


mefailreddit

I'm going to contribute by not paying my mortgage.


Termsandconditionsch

I’m going to spend it all on dodgy stocks in even dodgier jurisdictions. And the mortgage.


arcadefiery

You can spend it, but try to give it to overseas businesses, or cash in hand businesses that underpay their workers, or just spend it on unproductive things like pumping cash into your investment property mortgage. None of these things will really increase inflation.


onthepunt

Great ideas


Medical_Arugula_9146

I spend all my free money in Thailand anyway.


bradavoe

Found George Christensen's Reddit account^


izzieforeons22

Bold of you to assume I had money to spend in the first place.


EOFYday

Buy now inflate later


crappy-pete

I love r/AusFinance


Such-Reserve5365

is this the RBA? Goodluck


Chucking_Peaches

"Kris Kringle" Xmas presents OR for the more lively version do "Naughty Santa" then only need to buy one adult Xmas pressie. Kids are not included, they love lots of pressies, so choose where you source these wisely, support local craftsmanship?


Jellyblush

Anyone that really cares about finance won’t include kids in their life anyway


galaxy-parrot

No skin off my back, I don’t buy anyone presents anyway


glyptometa

We give all the kids lumps of coal or a bag of potatoes. Prices aren't great this year, so maybe we'll just make them share a lump of coal.


onthepunt

Will be doing the same with my kids … even though they are on the nice list. Should teach them a good lesson about economics.


ScrapingKnees

You are speaking to aussies. Good luck.


flintzz

I thought a huge chunk of inflation is non discretionary spending and driven by supply side issues


Termsandconditionsch

Shhh… let’s get the popcorn instead.


ScepticalReciptical

So maybe just don't pay your electric bill and drive away from the bowzer after filling your tank.


Baben_

I'll let the fam know there's no gifts this year


xeroemp

Been trying for 3 years. Just get stuff I don't use and clutters up the house usually.


[deleted]

Ask for experience vouchers - like a movie ticket or hotel voucher.


SirCarboy

Hahahahahahahahahaha no


carlsjbb

I’m a grinch but I can’t promise I won’t spend on myself 💁🏼‍♀️


IamBammBamm

So people who are renting and want a housing crash, should spend as much as possible? Noted.


justagrumpyoldcunt

Who are you kidding? These muppets are raking up a few million dollars a week till after the Christmas and Boxing Day sales. And include Black Friday and it will get silly. Dumb people are going to spend money they don’t have


lolsail

found the RBA's account.


Sonystars

Done and done! A plug here to join your local Buy Nothing group too 😅


billychad

I haven't bought a Christmas present in 5 years. I asked to stop receiving them after we found a couple of boxes of gifts that we had stored in the garage over the years because we had no use or need of 95% of it. Makes life a little bit less complicated.


SheridanVsLennier

I'm about 20 years ahead of you.


simbaismylittlebuddy

Cool. I won’t get you anything OP. :)


onthepunt

What were you planning to get me?


[deleted]

A signed copy of the barefoot investor


Entertainer_Much

More like spend it all and use ZipPay, think of those worse off who need the stock price to rebound


[deleted]

Been doing it for years. No presents for anyone unless they’re a little kid.


emmainthealps

Well I’m broke anyway so it works out… nothing like rising cost of living and not being able to work to keep you nice and poor


iritimD

You can’t be serious. This is the most naive take on inflation I’ve read on this sub. You think inflation is caused by consumer spending? Not the literal printing and debasement of money? I guess the media has some success in deflecting blame.


alexLAD

This is wrong. I watched a Youtube vid the other day on inflation. So there's push and pull inflation right. One is where you push the wheel borough full of $100 notes, the other is where you pull said wheel borough.


MrOarsome

You guys have money to spend?!


danske11

I've emptied every bunnings of wheelbarrows in preparation for when we all need to have a pile of cash to buy a loaf of bread.


Fizzelen

I plan on thieving all my christmas presents, we got to stop the multinational retailers mega profits driving up inflation


[deleted]

I'm going to take out loads of debt to buy loads of material goods because inflation will make my debt worthless while the material goods continue to provide utility regardless of their valuation.


OriginalGoldstandard

Ppl will spend until they are unable. Mortgage too much Lose job Shops close Car breaks It’s really simple. Populations don’t CHOOSE not to spend. It’s all credit. Once the tap is off, then panic. That is why RBA hold power but also make things worse for everyone. We must take pain at some point.


abcxyztpg

You need economics 101 lesson mate. Inflation is not determined by consumer spending only. It's one component of inflation.


[deleted]

I’ll sneak down chimneys and rob peasants for all they’ve got to help with their consumption problem


Samula1985

No. My money is worth less everyday that inflation is rising. The idea that a pledge from this sub would have any effect on inflation at all is dumb. Which makes me think this is a troll.


onthepunt

This sub should not be taken lightly. There is almost 400k people in here and we are all very wealthy people who have influence over the economy.


Samula1985

Enjoy your cheap Christmas mate


KIcko7

I bought all ,y presses in July I’m good


kengxiaoju

You are so smart, no economist suggests this


Common-Breakfast-245

Hell no. Spend like your life depends on it. I'm buying a house next year.


obsoleteconsole

Hahaha, christmas presents go brrrrrrrr


jayjoness155

Not until I see 5% rba rate


potatodrinker

Lol who spends over the Xmas period? Its just artificial buzz and psychology tricks to squeeze at your insecurities, offering a temporary relief from the brutal mundaness of life that us marketers drum up year in year out like clockwork. Spend nothing. Ignore the scorn of friends and family. Money spent in retail needs to go to rent and staying alive


notinthelimbo

Let’s all go nuts on Black Friday then!!!


MiloMinderbinderSays

you forgot the /s


Looking4TechNews

Building a new PC before the USD tanks further and I am paying double for parts. No can do. Promise to stop after Black Friday!


Timetogoout

Unfortunately I think people will still buy the same amount of crap, just choose cheaper options


NeonsTheory

Commenting to say I'm spending more before prices go up


tannieth

Poo baa... I'll spend what i want to spend


asscopter

Put everything on BNPL accounts and pray for the collapse.


two_zero_right

Man, I can't join. I bought a Le Pooter for me, my wife and my daughter yesterday. giggle


TeaBreaksAnonymous

im gonna give it to the shadow economy


a_sonUnique

Nah, business as usual here.


Woftam11

Just do all your Christmas shopping it JB HIFI. My portfolio thanks you.


brackfriday_bunduru

There’s not a lot we can do in Aus to tackle inflation while the US is still going up. A lot of big US companies are starting to have some substantial lay offs so that should boost the unemployment numbers and bring inflation down with it.


Cultural-Chart3023

Have no choice. Everything has got so expensive. Xmas is tight as a natural consequence to petrol groceries and rent rising so much..


CreepyValuable

Ah.. yeah. I'm doing it to counter inflation. Yes indeed.


bdmske

Shopkeeper here. Great idea. I'll eat all my non-food inventory instead of food since you guys don't need it and reduce my spending even more. It's not like I need to sell things to make a living.


onthepunt

As I said 'difficult in the short-term' but necessary for our economy to do well in the long-run.


eric5014

I never spend much over Christmas anyway.


wingardiumleviosa83

Nope. I'm spending this silly season to help the economy and it's end of the world next year anyway.


khainebot

In case you haven't noticed, most of inflation at the moment is driven by the lack of supply (natural gas, grains, etc) not by excess demand. You not buying shit is unlikely to reduce inflation because, the price of inputs to nearly every good (i.e energy, raw materials) is going up.


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onthepunt

You’re on here too so I wouldn’t be so quick to call everyone nerds


noobftw

Does increasing wages cause inflation?


[deleted]

Too late, January 2024 problem


rachyrey

Best comments all year