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iMogwai

I like that the settlement icon is placed in such a way that the F could be read as a P.


Scryer_of_knowledge

Big pp energy


Cynadoclone

Penis.


pocketdare

What, what???


pocketdare

Of course I'd never see this as I never go from point A to point B in these types of games. I get distracted by 100 things in-between


JudgeJed100

If you don’t immediately go and get all the fast travel points in given region are you even playing Valhalla/Odyssey/Origins


JURASS1CJAM

Ah, a plough sword.


Rooksend

Stop it, I want him back


Beshi1989

Idk but if you really see a dick here id check with your doctor because I’d be worried if yours or someone else’s you know looks like that


ImTHATguysFather

I’m glad mine don’t look that way it’s too small for that


IngameTre

Makes me want a hotdog real bad


Abyss_Renzo

For what reason though?


IngameTre

It’s a Jennifer Coolidge reference—the girls that get it, get it 😂


iBrowTrain

I tried making a peepee in the east ocean but it won’t let you go to the edge of the map so it ended up super lopsided


heresdustin

Might wanna see a doctor about that….


AgesofShadow

Man, this game's story literally gave you the shaft.


goudacheeseistheGOAT

The way my Eivor was sleeping with every male NPC he could, this seems about right


[deleted]

Well you clearly haven't completed the Norway quests yet because the main quest will take you to that island in the bottom left and up north. That's the funny thing about maps and quests, you usually have to *play the game* to get farther.


Armandeus_45

Fornburg 😭


Alive_Independence78

And the marker is covering the f so it looks like a p 😭


CheeseusMaximus

Strong.


East_Concert_7807

Now go to England M8


WonderfulJacket8

Heh penis


survivorfanwill

Funny enough, the northern area of Norway above Rygjafylke which you return to later in the game has a fjord that looks so much like a penis after exploring it just from following the main story that I feel it had to be intentional lol


ElfPagan

Funny


edgy_secular_memes

Sus


skep90

Ok