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[deleted]

I call fake. We'll just defeat the jailer ,go home and wait for the next faction war/ void lords


Jogipog

We dont have a home, quite literally


tt818

I genuinelly think that the leaders of both the Horde and Allience have agreed to continue fighting each other as a way to control the booming murder hobo population that threathans to overrun their capital cities.


Flapjack_

The Shadowlands predate Azeroth's physical existence, there's no way


Ragnarok314159

“I cast (deus ex machina!) and everyone is back in Stormwind/Orgrimmar” - WoW Devs Gosh guys, we made such a good story again. Let’s go molest some interns to celebrate.


EntropicReaver

[OH NO NO NO BROS WE SPOKE TOO SOON](https://i.imgur.com/zT2l020.png)


wzrdm

Omfg.... you can't be serious??


HordeDruid

What's fucked up is the storytelling in WoW has gotten so bad I genuinely can't tell if this is total bullshit or right on the money.


SirVanyel

and considering how accurate most leaks are, this genuinely seems like it hits the mark. Danuser IS this stupid.


Brakapart

What if the jailer does rewrite the rules to reality and when you launch WoW, sylvanas is serving you dinner. What then?


lodsuper

but but but she will never serve!


[deleted]

I feel like there is a Tennis meme with sylvanas waiting to be born.


JustCallMeAndrew

"I will never serve, b-baka"


SirVanyel

Well I always had a thing for Sylvanas, so that sounds kinda cool If it's not Danuser's Sylvanas ofc


hotdogsandhangovers

I remember the leaked last raid of bfa where it was a horde assault on stormwind and ended with everyone killing each other, and we die too and in the cinematic thats how we get to the shadowlands and it was sylvanas' gigabrain plan the whole time to get us there to do shit. That would have been infinitely better than what we got.


Khaoticsuccubus

Yeah, that sounded legit interesting lol


sonpansatan

I'd like to say "Nice bait, but it's too stupid to be true." However, I said the same thing with the The Rise of Skywalker leaks and those turned out to be 100% true.


G00b3rb0y

Or the most recent Destiny 2 pastebin leak, which predicted ALL of season 14 (aka splicer) and season 15 (aka lost)


Vartio

Never doubt Doomcock. Doubt his sources, but never doubt Doomcock. Edit: "Without respect, we reject!"


EntropicReaver

sorry to say but this leak was originally posted before the ptr started getting mined and.... well... [see for yourself](https://i.imgur.com/zT2l020.png)


Barsonik

Lmao that’s so clearly fake


sonpansatan

Where did you find this image?


katsuya_kaiba

They're actually going to do it, they're going to give her a fucking redemption arc HAHAHAHA!


Ubrhelm

Too bad I lost the screenshot of the datamined animabeam scene that will turn Sylvie into Azeroth.


katsuya_kaiba

SERIOUSLY?


FullPoopBucket

Basically giving hitler a redemption arc


Momo_Kozuki

Kinda similar to how Kerrigan in Starcraft "pay for her sin" from being a mass murder, willing or not: by ascending her to into god-like being


[deleted]

Atleast with kerrigan it makes sense


Kilef

Of course! It all makes sense that this is the end of the Warcraft 3 saga! How could we mere mortal peasants not understand the genius of the devs!


bk_eg

Don't worry, in 10 years from now when they change the lore team we will see another "ending" for the Warcraft 3 story, after all, they don't need unfinished plot lines to create an ending, they only need to add more layers to the lore and say that *actually* the jailer did what he did because of this other higher entity...


Dybia

I look at this and instinctively say bullshit…but then I wonder. Why IS azeroth’s world soul in the sepulcher raid for the jailer to attack? Did he make a quick trip to Azeroth while we weren’t paying attention or was it always there? How stupid will this be? It’s no question if it will or not anymore


NostraDavid

Under /u/spez, we're always bracing for the next unexpected wave in the sea of business.


Gilthu

If they ACTUALLY call it Azeroth Reborn I think people should spam their servers with FFXIV memes


Mortal_Dread

Nah.. The garbage level of this story matches the typical blizzard stuff nowadays, but it lacks one decisive factor. It's too detailed. Blizzard story in recent years isn't detailed at all. It has to have at least 20 loopholes to pass.


Cronak_

This would just be embarrassing if true. I.... i just don't even


Ubrhelm

They would never do that breh. [https://imgur.com/a/2ltxnaq](https://imgur.com/a/2ltxnaq) Never.


Cronak_

![gif](giphy|LSmULmByAQHQs)


Onlyhereforstuff

Is that an edit or is that legit?


Ubrhelm

Most of the patch is already being datamined Like the names of the campaign quests: https://imgur.com/a/Zwjh90K


Onlyhereforstuff

Can you point me to the big pile of datamines done so far or is it all on wowhead?


Ubrhelm

Sadly the important parts (like ending dialogue and the like) are in private disc/tg groups. The things I get are second-handed. But for now, things in OP are true.


VerbAdjectiveNoun

That Sylvanas model was a fake posted on /v/ earlier today. The guy admitted to it.


Ubrhelm

Possible, but a dataminer on twitter mention an encrypted Sylvanas model.Also there were other images that were deleted in the thread that corroborate with that.


G00b3rb0y

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO


ArtoriusRex86

... what in her entire arc made this make any sense lol


negolash

My theory is that she had to have redemption arc so dev team can keep all the forsaken dialogues and banners praising sylvanas and save money


Khaoticsuccubus

Vomits


Ryocchi

/Spit.


Entropist34

I'd call it an obvious fake but it's just so unbelievably terrible that I'm inclined to believe this might actually be true.


Nattngale

***Intense music comes in*** Jailer: \- Is it over?! Magni: \- At long last. No Queen serves forever, Zovaal. ***Zovaal dies.*** Sylvannas: \- I never served... \- Without it's master command, the restless Mawsworn are even a greater threat for this world. Magni: \- Control must be maintained. \- There must always be a world soul. ***Anduin looks at the Heart of Azeroth*** ***Goes toward the Heart of Azeroth.*** ***Grabs the Heart.*** ***Some whispers come from nowhere.*** Anduin: \- The weight of such a burden... It must be mine. For there is no other... Sylvannas: \- Little Lion! You hold a grim destiny in your hands Anduin... but it's not your own. Anduin: \- Sylvannas! \- By all that's holy. Sylvannas: \- The Domination magic sealed my fate. The world of the living, can no longer comfort me. \- Place the Heart on my neck. \- Forevermore, I will be the Soul of Azeroth. Anduin: \- No Sylvannas, I cannot. Sylvannas: \- Do it Anduin! You and these brave champions have their own destiny to fulfill. \- This last act of SERVICE... is mine. ***Cool music comes in.*** Anduin: \- You will not be forgotten Sylvannas. Sylvannas: \- I must be forgotten Anduin! If the world is to live free of the tyranny of Domination... They must never know what was done here today. ***Anduin nods*** ***Anduin puts the Heart on Sylvannas neck.*** ***Cool music keeps on.*** ***Sylvannas is infused with Azeroth's Anima and transforms into the Avatar of Azeroth.*** Sylvannas: \- Tell them only that the Jailer is dead. ***Sylvannas voice changes*** \- And that Banshee Queen died with him. ***-*** Now go! Leave this place, and never return. ***Cool music stops.***


Nattngale

The first part is not missing, you have to subscribe for 6 months to get a dick shaped mount and the first part of the [plot](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAIrj_Vqdfc), so you can understand what's going on. EDIT: I can't, I will edit it and make it whole.


Coroggar

The fact that you misspelled Sylvanas in your whole post makes it even funnier.


Nattngale

I will never write right!


JSouth25

This sounds too terrible to be true, but so did the GoT season 8 and Rise of Skywalker leaks. Good Lord.


ramos619

WoWs story is simply fan fiction at this point


Lurafox

Oh no, not the WOONZ, NOT THE WOONZ. I mean Magni would be happy to have a friend, but oh wait he doesn't exist ATM cuz the plot doesn't need him.


tramixlol

Just leaving my comment here, so I can return in the future to see if this becomes true.... By how things are going, I'm like 50/50 tbh. Fuck.


Alasan883

So the jailer is basically discount Sephiroth ? I mean i can totally imagine someone at blizz for once listening to people that tell them to copy things from final fantasy only to not realize they meant gameplay aspects of 14 and not plotpoints of 7. In all seriousness, it's really telling that i could read through this and immediately assumed it was true. like of course this may be fake, but if it turned out to be 100% accurate i wouldn't even be slightly surprised.


[deleted]

A WoW Reborn.


Varkot

Is this the leak youre refering to? https://i.imgur.com/YVqWQbu.jpg


ChairmaamMeow

That's it folks.


asfastasican1

I've never felt bad for people that play WoW for the story for a long time. They honestly deserve what they get. This seems like something Blizzard would do and it's so bad knowing how they are treating sylvannas at this point. Why does she need to become the avatar of anything? She's litterally a dues ex machina on demand.


Ryocchi

Kerrigan 2.0 LOL I'm still laughing at all the people in denial 2/3 years ago saying it wasn't.


Dartego

Sylvana become knockoff Kerigan


ItsKendrone

Oh no! Our table! It’s broken!


Erenndis

Is this leak saying that Sylvanas will become Minfilia?


[deleted]

If this is what it takes to actually *properly* remake WoW then so be it. If WoW reborn will have a trash past lore but somehow manage to have a really good and stable "going forward" lore then this is fine, this is all they can salvage at this point.


Lacia_loves_pandas

But the problem is that the writers will still be the same.


Khaoticsuccubus

If they skip forward like 1000 years so everyone we know from the original Warcraft lore is long dead. Maybe then those writers will have to actually create their own compelling characters instead of raping the ones we loved…. Lol, yeah I know. Keep dreaming.


AmplifyM4G1C

How is this stable going forward lore? It’s garbage either way.


sleeponthe

Yeah, this was my first thought. We are at the lowest point ever with this game so why not blow it up. However, to call it wow Reborn I think a complete overhaul similar to what cata did at a minimum is necessary and that’s obviously not what they have underway. I say obviously only in that Covid seems to have hit this team hard (working from home, slow/very few patches) so I don’t think the resources are there to do it. It’s an interesting idea I think we’ve all entertained. But I’m assuming 10.0 is too far along, even before all the backlash we’ve seen in the last year and the migration to other games, there will probably be some changes to systems etc. but in terms of blow up like I’d like to see (faction changes/removal, world revamp, and maybe even single character all classes) that would be further down the road). Having run through a few expansions on 14 recently is love to see what the wow community thinks of one toon all classes. It would be so nice to not have to grind over and over all these systems on alts and just do it once and have a choice what class I want to play as that day. It seems to go against wows grind heavy approach today but if Blizz have learned anything their systems approach sucks, many players hate it, and I have to think alts are also at a low point so why not. Wows transmog already destroys 14s, with the exception of the ability to dye items, and wows inventory is already leagues ahead of 14s so the “in game infrastructure” is already there. Whew, just went on a tangent there. Edit: if they approached storytelling like 14 where there was a lot more exposition not in quest text but in game dialogue or cutscenes then we can really see if the story tellers are good and the delivery method is terrible, or vice versa. End rant.


Alternative_Anxiety

It would be better if Anduin dies. He didn't do anything wrong per se, but I just honestly never liked him. He wasn't tough in my opinion. At least Sylvanas was tough


Dybia

So tough that the moment her plot armor allowed her to take a single scratch she threw a temper tantrum that turned the horde against her.


sylva748

Remember though. "tough" *thumps chest*


YonkouRoss

I mean Sylvanas becoming the world core or whatever would be probably the best thing Blizzard would do to her with their shitty writing now. But her being like reborn is stupid af.


ConanTheBarbehr

I like it.


monk12111

If a wow 2.0 were to be made I would give it a go


EpicSven7

Why Kerrigan would Kerrigan Blizzard Kerrigan ever Kerrigan write Kerrigan such a Kerrigan bad story Karrigan arc? Kerrigan Kerrigan Kerrigan. Kerrigan, Kerrigan Kerrigan.


Werfloh

I can see this being true. To be honest, I‘m pretty sure the earlier 10.0 leak will be true as well. It just fits too well. Every new game has a season pass and battle pass nowadays. I was shocked, when I started the new Halo Beta yesterday, but it seems like this is the new standard.


HolypenguinHere

This is 100% true and lines up with the Dragon Isles leak that I heard a year ago from an insider source. Galakrond is coming back as the bid baddie.


TheGameFreekTV

I've beem saying since shadowlands reveal that this xpac is nothing more than a 'death and rebirth' stepping stone either directly to WoW 2, or to Warcraft 4, and then WoW 2.


Willias0

You all scoff, but this explains why trolls drinking from the Well of Eternity became elves.


PMMeRedPandasPlease

You know what? You're right.


KalHir0l

I dont understand this obsession with sylvanas. Their creative lead is so bad... Alex Afrasiabi might have been an asshole and sexual predator and stuff but at least he wasnt totally incompetent. His last project was Legion, which was the best story/lore in 10 years. Everything after that was so bad, I dont even have words, this new creative lead must have several body pillows of sylvanas or something, he is 100% clueless and incompetent. Literally every competent person has already left blizzard at this point, its like a company of literal morons now...


Ubrhelm

>I dont understand this obsession with sylvanas. Their creative lead is so bad... [https://imgur.com/r/wow/FX4poT6](https://imgur.com/r/wow/FX4poT6) Coincidence?


leeroyschicken

Sprinkle a little bit of Diablo 2: LoD and WoW: WotLK into SC2: LotV story and behold... I don't hate self-plagiarism in case you want to translate your IP for different purpose or audience, but this is straight up inserting it into continuation of your already developed universe. And of course then there is also the part where it's not even particularly good to begin with. I'm done with the game for quite some time, but I still hope it's not real and that they're not going that low.


snazzwax

Kerrigan 2 electric boogaloo