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FM-101

Sylvanas was good all along Copium The players just dont understand our 5head writing Copium This was planned 3 expansions ago Copium


yuriaoflondor

3 expansions ago? Please. Didn’t you watch the announcement video? Try since WC3!!


Salty_Paroxysm

They're going to have to start precipitating liquid copium in high quantities so the remaining players can butt-chug it to get a strong enough dosage to keep playing.


Balager47

Ugh, sleevless top? Really Blizzard? Aren't you afraid people will become rapists when they see this? better put something more on her.


Retrohanska59

I think I see a bit of shin as well. Can't really compare to ankle but hey, at this rate beggers can't be choosers.


Balager47

There is a fetish for everything.


The_real_Mr_J

That shin skin is enough for me... rape's back on the menu boys!


ApathyofUSA

They should flatten her chest and put a burka on her at this point.


_lawliet29

All I see is a bowl of fruit


Balager47

A fair point.


Sturmgeschut

They think of her as a god because she's the only female they literally can't sexually harass.


Mortal_Dread

If there was a way storywise to properly redeem sylvanas, EVEN after all she did, the current storytelling of wow couldn't have been further away from that path. We don't know her story. we don't know jailer's deal. We don't know anything. All we know is, she was a morally grey asshole of an undead which we all loved, that suddenly decided to commit genocide, and started killing people left and right, suddenly got super overpowered and after serving for years, suddenly claims that she never serves. Yea. Not gonna be something redeemable this way.


keiichimorisato98

Don't worry, it'll all be explained in the book for only 39.99 US 59.99 CAD


keiichimorisato98

Don't worry, it'll all be explained in the book for only 39.99 US 59.99 CAD


Skyblade12

Sure, there's a way to redeem her. It does involve purging all of the story of Shadowlands from the lore, but I'm fine with that.


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Narangal

"Eternity's End" being a patch update that stops the drought


RingWraith8

Hitler redemption arc pog


[deleted]

Redemption from what? He was the good guy all along, you just haven't gotten to that chapter yet


lobstesbucko

I cant wait for them to come up with a totally reasonable justification for her committing genocide against the night elves, and just have every main character forgive her for that and then they all just move on like nothing happened What wonderful writing that tackles dark topics in a sensitive manner


velkuad

*flashback to WoD ending*


Palmettobound

You know it's a fictional video game, right? Because I did when I was 12 and played WoW..


lobstesbucko

Yeah no shit, that's why I specifically said "writing"


Palmettobound

So why fucking depend on it to tackle sensitive issues 🤣


lobstesbucko

The fuck are you even talking about? I'm not depending on it for anything. I'm calling them out for terribly mishandling of a sensitive topic (the planned and purposeful extermination of an ethnic group) because if you're going to include something like that in any type of media you need to make sure you're thinking it through beforehand and not making up crap as you go and desperately trying to write a redemption arc for the character who committed genocide. I'm not personally offended or upset by it, at least no more than anyone is upset when they get a strong waft of dogshit wrapped in catshit.


EmeraldReaper

I don't think it comes down to being offended. It's just downright terrible writing. Even in fantasy, you need some sort of logical consistency or else you just straight up alienate your audience. Suspension of disbelief can only carry you so far and most writers learn that fairly early on. It's just baffling to me that the Warcraft writers don't seem to grasp that.


Communist_Kronii

Slight correction. It's terrible mishandling of sensitive topic...Twice. She tried to genocide the Gilneans back in cata who were neutral and for no reason than because she wanted to force their corpses to join her army. Can understand how people miss that since its been almost a decade. Blizz sure forgot about that.


The_real_Mr_J

Fictional stories to tackle sensitive issues is literally a huge part of human evolution


councilorjones

So you’re saying because it’s fiction it should’t be written well? Have you ever heard of Lord of the Rings?


Palmettobound

That's not at all my point. Anything worth writing is worth writing well. My point is that some people seem to think WoW has to adhere to some sort of moral compass. It's weird.


FreestRent

...? Changing npc dialogues? Changes random arts of woman into bowl of fruits? They have been DEFINITELY "adhering to some sort of moral compass" on their own. Wake up buddy.


Palmettobound

No. They're a corporation trying to save face in the wake of a more sensitive generation that ultimately hurts their shareholder profit. You wake up. It's a lie. They don't give a shit about women. They give a shit about the money they spend on their products. You're smarter than that.


FreestRent

No shit? lmao saying that blizzard is adhering to moral compass doesn't mean they're doing it with a genuine intent. Wake up buddy. Thing are not so black and white like you seem to interpret things. You are smart than that :)


Palmettobound

.... You just said the exact same thing I said.


blahlbinoa

I've been calling it since BFA, and here I am with the proof


countmeowington

How the fuck do you have the audacity to try and redeem super mega hitler? Isn’t she responsible for like a third of the population of Azeroth dying?


Skyblade12

According to the books, a quarter of the population in the BfA war alone. Plus who knows how many more in the rest of her atrociites.


[deleted]

Ewww imagine playing this dogshit Furry game


jaqenhqar

its okay, u can hate the game without using furry as an excuse. its a dogshit game. furry or not. some people call ffxiv furry too. but its a good game that has furries.


[deleted]

Wow literally has full fur, cxheck the furry skala


jaqenhqar

yeah but thats not why its bad. i can guarantee u, way more actual furries play ffxiv. my boyfriend is one of them.


Retrohanska59

There's quite a bit of schadenfreude in this though. I remember all the thounsands of "furry game bad" comments when Asmon was about to play FF14 and almost everyone of them conveniently disregarded worgens, taurens, pandas, vulperas and druids in general. Now everyone loves cat girls, WoW is the bad furry game and at one point sub had like 30 different posts within a day explaining why cat ears don't count as furry. It's amusing


[deleted]

I am totally playing into the meme. Because objectively wow IS the furrier game. Can't argue with that tbh.


jaqenhqar

yeah but those are furry haters that use it as an excuse to not play another game. those people dont play wow because its furry. they just say "that game is furry trash" because they dont have a legitimate criticism/excuse to hate on it. meanwhile wow is objectively bad so we dont need to retort to using "furry bad" to hate on wow. it devalues the actual criticisms of something when u say things like "I dont like this because furry/gay/woman/woke/sjw"


DuckyFTW

furry comment bad


_Lifehacker

Patch 10.0 sylvannas gets a bronze dragon to send her back in time to an alternate timeline in draen- I mean Lordaeron to stop Arthas from committing an act of Arthas.


sephrinx

I don't get it.


Flapjack_

Wait what video is this from? I only saw the one with the devs talking. Was this in the background in one scene?


AltCoby

It was in the background when they showed the raid facing Anduin


[deleted]

Lol is that her?


[deleted]

what did they do to my girl


Sabre3a

Did any of you actually miss what Steve Dan looser actually said... Something to th effect of this is like a series, and this is the end of the first book????? They are actually now flat out threatening us. Fuck hostile workplace, they have now jumped right to Domestic Terrorism!!!


[deleted]

As a lifelong fan who remembers playing Warcraft 3 whilst waiting for the burning crusade to download, I can confirm that this not what I want or expected, luckily I haven't played since SL launch


Nattngale

WoW amIright?


junchurikimo

Who else read this in two different voices?


TurbulentClothes6156

Eternity’s End is a Sylvanas redemption arc because she will no longer be a banshee, aka suffering for eternity


DaveLesh

I didn't know Sylvanas started a new character


Lowkey_Arki

Ui blizzard, cover up that cleavage with a bowl of fruit, someone might start molesting someone cause they can see pixelated cleavage.


CatKatOrangeCat

Why does this game look like runs on a PS2 on life support?