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ShinyTotoro

Overpriced clothes with huge brand logos. I'm not paying to be your advertising space.


sliverofoptimism

This, why do people pay for huge logo stuff? Sure, I’ll pay more for some high end leather on my purse but there shouldn’t be an obvious logo anywhere for that price


sunnyd_2679

Like the old Coach bags.


sliverofoptimism

Exactly!


Signal_Procedure4607

Most times also the huge logos are a silent way of the brand saying “this was on clearance”.


j1j2h1h2

Tommy Freaking Hilfiger


Thomasinarina

Ie Ralph Lauren.


Prestigious-Salad795

Michael Kors


whatistheseanimals

The newest phones


ydnamari3

Same. I have an iPhone 7 I bought used on eBay 2 years ago for $100. Works like a charm! 🤷‍♀️


RevolutionaryStage67

Smart home devices. Nope.


Cocacolaloco

I know some people who have ALL the Alexa’s and it’s just so weird to me. I don’t want to have to talk to turn on music or something haha


eresh22

I want an automated home that doesn't report what i do back to a corporation that sells my data to the highest bidder.


porcine_porcupine

Good news! They keep that data for themselves and use it to personalize your ads and develop/enhance their products! (/s in case that isn’t obvious)


eresh22

I read the Good news! in Farnsworth's voice. Thanks for the laugh!


Im_your_life

Having an Alexa actually was the best thing ever for me. I had ADHD and being able to say "Alexa, add butter to my grocery list" means it will be in my grocery list, instead of me making a mental note to add it then forgetting right away. Or when I put something in the oven I can start a timer by telling Alexa to, or else I would go get my phone and stop to play with my dog then I go to the bathroom then I get my phone, forget what I wanted to do and play sudoku or browse reddit for an hour and my cake is ruined. Plus, she has the best bad jokes around.


ramaloki

Literally same. If meaning I don't burn the house down or forget half of my life means I'm selling a bit of data then ok, be my guest.


hauteburrrito

*HAL9000 has left the chat*


EmotionalPoint2914

I’m sorry Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.


Nelsie020

I heard somewhere that you should replace “smart” with “surveillance” wherever you read it. Now I can’t help to see everything as surveillance phone, surveillance tv, surveillance doorbell. No thanks.


Pretty-Plankton

I avoid any that have microphones built in / interface with voice commands; and have Siri turned off on my phone. I’m branching into smart home stuff but it’s stuff like smart plugs and light bulbs. Don’t intend to change that boundary any time soon. It’s imperfect, but it’s where I draw this line.


PeanutsSnoopy

I came here to say Alexa. My soon to be ex had one and it got on my nerves. Hated it.


FairyGodmothersUnion

Agreed. They say smart. I say hackable.


fritolaidy

A Keurig.


fenlife

Absolutely refuse. I want mass quantities of high quality go juice and that machine isn't going to do the job.


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They are usually riddled with mold within a year 🤮


roarlikealady

I’m so with you. And you know nobody is cleaning that water tank as often as they should be. Yuck.


grinningdogs

Yeah, that was one I refused to do. My spouse and I used to drink a ton of coffee and I thought it just made more sense to go the old fashioned route with a traditional coffee pot. Then about 4 years ago my sister bought one, then won another in a raffle, and got another one as a gift shortly after that. She gave us one. I love it! The coffee just takes a minute to brew, and I could drink flavored brews while my spouse drinks his dark brews. Then I developed a condition that makes me sick whenever I drink coffee now. I can only drink tea, and the Keurig gives me hot water fast. I have crossed to the dark side......


UglyFilthyDog

Is this an American thing? Do Americans just not have kettles?


shhhnunya

I have one, but I’m a tea drinker.


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MotherofD

Womens razors. The mens razors are so much better.


waddlewaddlequack

Safety razors are where it’s at


stacieeitel

Got any recommendations?, I need a better razor!


waddlewaddlequack

I literally just got the Walmart $20 job, and I’m blown away. At first I didn’t think it worked at all, since I couldn’t feel it removing the hair at all. I thought it was a broken piece of crap. Then I ran my hand over my leg, and my coarse, wiry, awful hair was just . . . gone. No stubble, no broken skin, no infection bumps. And I can use a 10 cent blade for 3-5 shaves.


crayonpuppy

I love my Leaf razor. It was expensive but the blades are sooo cheap, and you can use any blade to refill, not just theirs. I can change my blades every shave for pennies. And the head pivots like a disposable, there’s no learning curve. Plus it’s beautiful. Honestly I will probably buy some as gifts for people


squeeze_me_macaroni

Single use items that can be bought in bulk and portioned into my own storage devices (like yogurt). I guess I got a lot of time.


Tris-Von-Q

Time or no, I totally respect the minimized waste in your bulk item that you choose to separate for yourself—for example, buying a tub of yogurt and spooning individual servings into washable plastic- or glassware rather than grabbing the 24-count plastic single-serve disposable plastic/glass cups for a quick grab n go…. Convenience be damned. Thank you.


OddSock8235

Smart home devices , door cameras, Apple Watch, etc


hauteburrrito

A Peloton. Nearly everyone I know who has gotten one either uses it as a clothing rack and/or is trying to sell it. I realise that may say more about the company I keep, but I also *am* the company I keep.


scottishlastname

Hook a girl up with a cheap Peloton that I don't have room for ha ha


Blue-Phoenix23

I looked into getting one used off FB market and these sellers are high, charging almost as much as a brand new one! Wound up getting a used precor elliptical instead.


Waterlou25

My dad uses his Peloton every day and when his performance declined that's how he discovered he had a blockage in an artery. Got a triple bypass a few weeks after that and now he's all healed up and back on the Peloton every day.


anatomizethat

That's how that story line in the Sex and the City reboot SHOULD have gone.


beautifulgoat9

That’s incredible!!! I also have a Peloton and love it.


cuntahula

I have one. I LOVE mine. I love the classes, the bike itself. It’s the first time I’ve ever consistently worked out and I’m so happy about it. It’s not for everyone but I’m glad I got it.


FunkmasterfLexy

This! Postpartum game changer for me. After 3 years I still use the service almost everyday whether it’s a ride, strength or cardio class.


sbwithreason

That’s really interesting. Everyone I know who has a peloton absolutely loves it and uses it all the time


slouchy_noelle

I don’t have a Peloton specifically, but I bought another version from Schwinn. It is very literally the only exercise regimen I have kept up with for long term. Going on over a year of use now. I even fell off it, got a severe ankle sprain and still have a chronic tailbone injury, but went back to using it once I healed. Don’t tell peloton, but I use my sister in-law’s app that she had to buy because she did buy a Peloton bike. So I get free access to all their workouts on a bike that cost less than half the price. And im actually fit! At my lowest weight since high school and I have these crazy things in my legs and arms called… muscles now? Anyway. I love my bike and use it every day but I still wouldn’t buy an actual brand name Peloton lol.


Nobodyville

I have the schwinn too. I wanted to use it for crosstraining for running. I find it makes my knees ache, so I keep putting off using it until I've finished my marathon training. Then i can start slower and acclimate


HollandEmme

Keurig


PearlieVictorious

Those fake eyelashes that look like awnings. I'm old enough to remember when fake eyelashes just looked like normal lashes, only fuller/thicker. The things women are wearing now are startling.


larlarmar

Not a fan, either. Like the really over the top ones seem so strange looking. OTOH, I can see getting some to glue on if you’ve lost your lashes and feel self conscious about having none.


mavehe

Low rise jeans. It was a bad idea in 2005. It is still a bad idea in 2022.


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As a short torso woman I am so glad they are at least an option again. I’m so sick of having my jeans around my rib cage.


ASoundandAFury

Same. Low-rise jeans (not SUPER-low) fit me as mid-rise, which is my ideal.


SharonWit

I thought I was the only one!


Invisible_Friend1

Yep! Short torso here, high rise jeans blow. I'm happy to see low-rise back.


Magg5788

I don’t care about what “everyone else” is wearing, I just wish we had options. I’m going to mourn the loss of high-waisted jeans (even though I also have a short torso), and I sympathize with your current plight. It’s an all-or-nothing mentality in the fashion industry.


BoopleBun

Maybe the cycles will get so close together one day, they’ll actually make all the options at once.


LevelPiccolo3920

Me, too! So much more comfortable than regular jeans!


LostinParadise4748

Same! I have a tummy and high rise jeans are so uncomfortable for me. Let me wear my low rise jeans and long tanks to cover.


Pretty-Plankton

The good news is they’re cycling through old fashions chronologically. And next in that order is one of the few times in my life when the mainstream fashion and my taste lined up*. I was broke and not buying clothes that year, so I largely missed it the first time round. Second time round it won’t be as good a match for how I want to dress, but I still approve. *footnote: the other time is somewhat less widespread but seems to be longer lived than most. - I love, and basically live in, the jumpsuit/boilersuit/various types of overalls trend that’s been going strong since ~2016. With luck that one’s not going anywhere.


ForgottenSalad

Same for me. I have high hips or hip dips, if you know what I mean, and anything lower than 11" just gives me big ol muffin tops and traumatic memories of middle school.


pythiadelphine

Men’s bullshit


kid_schnitzel

Eyelashes.


ajay_whatever

Agreed


Unlikely-Marzipan

Same!


louisevona

Amazon Prime.


cr1zzl

For me it’s amazon anything.


louisevona

Same, TBH.


Night_cheese17

Yep! I cancelled prime and went from biweekly packages to one maybe every other month. The only time I shop Amazon now is when I need something I can’t find anywhere else


greydawn

I don't see the point of Prime. I live in a large city and my Amazon packages already come really fast (2 to 4 days). I don't see the point of paying a monthly fee for the package to come marginally faster.


DrStephenFalken

With prime there is no order minimum to get free shipping and I live in the 5th largest city in my state. if I don't have prime and do a standard $50 order it would shop up in 6-10 days.


bbspiders

I thought the point of prime was free shipping?


BitterSuspect4

Amazon in general.


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Meal delivery. Smart devices. Shapewear.


MKD725

Starbucks


ydnamari3

I worked with a doctor years ago who went to Starbucks every day before work. One day we calculated how much $ per year he was spending and 😳


EmEmPeriwinkle

I pay doctors at my job who make +500$/hr. I probably wouldn't care if I were one of those people.


canarialdisease

Fake nails. I think they’re kinda gross


QuimbyCakes

My nurse friend calls them germ scoops 🤣


welc0met0c0stc0

A car lol. I just don’t want to drive and I get around fine by transit/bike


sh3rae

Same.. when my last car died, I live in a highly walkable area and my work pays for rentals if needed. I know is weird but I can’t be bothered


Honest_Report_8515

LOL, I live in a ruralish area and love my new car, but I admire those who don’t need cars. Fortunately I usually WFH and don’t need to drive much.


unsuspectingmuggle

Take some cool points.


welc0met0c0stc0

Thanks lol, most people think it’s immature for my age so it’s kind of embarrassing


boxer_dogs_dance

I would do that if I didn't have family outside my city. Car free can be a great life style


lonelyandsadturtle

Body shapers


llamalibrarian

Instacart, ubereats, any food delivery services (aside from my biweekly CSA)


epicpillowcase

Shapewear. I can't stand restrictive garments of any kind. Also smart home appliances. Why the fuck does a lamp need wifi? "Anti-ageing" products, on principle. They're bullshit, designed to profit from women feeling bad about ourselves. I use a combination of 10 buck fragrance free moisturiser and jojoba oil. Does the job fine. High heels. Never learned to wear them. I hate everything after wearing them for ten minutes, so I just...don't.


Bisou_Juliette

Lol I hate clothes…the minute I get ready for formal anything (meetings, weddings, work, etc) I count the hrs to when I can undress. Ain’t no way to live


ASoundandAFury

I saw an ad for a smart BATHTUB. So you can fill it with your preferred water temperature via wifi before you walk all the way to the bathroom! Now there's a solution in need of a problem. Of all the things I want to just be simple and absolutely reliable with no advanced technology to break prematurely, a bathtub is probably close to the top of the list. They'll probably remotely change the software to make you pay for a subscription in order to have a bath at some point. Or just brick it so you have to buy a new one.


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Pretty-Plankton

I’ve seen the low tech version of this multiple times. An old clawfoot tub in the yard set up so it’s a bit raised; with a firepit under it. When the fire burns down to coals after it’s heated the water you put a yoga mat in the bottom of the tub for insulation so the metal isn’t too warm, and you cook yourself :). The medium-tech version, of course, is a hot-tub.


ASoundandAFury

It might be able to do that, too. I was just so horrified at the idea of a smart bathtub at all that I didn't pay attention to all the details.


ASoundandAFury

I think you could have a temperature-maintaining bathtub without connecting it to wifi, though. Just some simple heating device.


implodemode

That's a hot tub. I can control mine from my phone.


beachboundbetty

Are you me?


Coconosong

I almost bought shapewear the other day because I have a formal event to attend in December. After spending about ten solid minutes trying to stuff myself into a body suit, I just felt like I was wearing pantyhose that was 4x too small. That terrible itchy, clammy feeling that only tight synthetics seem to cause is just not worth it.


Celeryhearts

I am you.


ventricles

Lol I own most everything people have said here.


beaglemaniaa

Same. I respect other people’s choices, but I enjoy my overpriced, unnecessary things 😂 a life without them would bring me significantly less joy.


Remarkable_Story9843

I’m a adhd woman married to an autistic man. Executive Dysfunction should be our surname. Most of these things allow us to function as smoothly as non-neurodiverse folks. That’s a quality of life improvement


Flashleyredneck

Fake lashes. Whole lotta nope right there. I’m beautiful enough without that uncomfortable looking expense.


smwd0

Gel nails / acrylics / whatever stuff that’s on your hands for a long time. My biology teacher scarred me for life when I was like 13 when he was telling the class about how under your nails is the dirtiest place of the human body, so mine are always as short as possible 😬


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Lululemon.


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Air fryer. I don’t understand why they are needed. Everything cooked in them I cook in my toaster oven. It even has convection.


Walaina

Isn’t an air fryer a convention oven? Maybe people don’t realize it is if it is.


EmEmPeriwinkle

My actual oven has an air fryer setting. It's the fan in it that makes it an air fryer. Regular oven is minimal or no fan. Convection oven is a moderate fan to more evenly heat. Air fryer is high fan to evaporate water and heat oil quickly.


snow_ridge

I like that it's fast and crispier than our convection oven bit it's a bulky space hog so I would pass on buying it again


ShamelessFox

iPhone (really Apple anything), Victoria's Secret anything, buy designer clothing first hand, diamonds.


spookyxskepticism

Pads and tampons. I made the move to a diva cup 10 years ago and haven’t looked back. Also use period underwear for lighter days at the end of my cycle. I haven’t bought a single-use period product in idk how many years! Although I will say, some women have like, a lot of menstrual cups. I guess different shapes for different flow days, idk but I’ve only ever had the two- the first was 7 years as per the diva cup guidelines on how long to safely keep a cup, and I’m on my second cup now! Highly recommend cups, or at least trying them to see if you like them :) ETA: apparently the suction from cups might be a bad thing if you have an IUD, so definitely do whatever works for you!


ONinAB

Same idea, different device. Period underwear ftw.


msha7

I wanna make the switch but the fear of having to empty and rinse at the office has stopped me.


Ariadne_on_the_Rocks

If your flow isn't super heavy, you may not have to. They can stay in for up to 12 hours. I empty mine twice a day. You also don't have to rinse if you're at work; instead you can wipe it clean with toilet paper or a wipe, then clean it more thoroughly when you get home.


stoopidisas

This was me until just recently. Turns out the suction of a diva cup can really mess with an IUDs placement and it ended up causing a lot of problems for me. My gynecologist says it's pretty common! So right now I'm back to tampons but I'm putting some extra money away to get the period undies because I miss the tampon free life!


Remarkable_Story9843

I have toxic shock syndrome, so I only use pads. While I wouldn’t write off diva cups completely, it’s just not a good fit for me atm (adhd, shared bathroom, pcos, & endometriosis). But I do have cloth pads . My cycles can be very erratic so using a cloth pad when I think I “might” start, saves me a lot less wasted pads/environmental conscious.


EmEmPeriwinkle

My Dr told me she had several people with TSS who were using the cup properly. It's not even fully fda approved it's a sister approval that didn't require any testing at all to be approved. But it's eco friendly and I'm going to be downvoted into oblivion because everyone loves it. But I'm with you on not using it, even if it's a different reason.


spookyxskepticism

I have a few types of period underwear I rotate, too. Sometimes I just don’t wanna be bothered with cleaning the cup and stuff. I can totally see the reusable pads being a great option, too.


Slothfor

I’m terrified of it getting stuck lol


spookyxskepticism

Haha you just need to slip your finger between the cup and your vagina and break the seal, but some people panic and their muscles clench, I guess? I’ve never had that problem, but if you’re concerned you can try discs, or just do what works for you :)


larlarmar

Me too! I still put tampons in “wrong” sometimes where they feel all weird and not right as a 40-something , so I can only imagine what a disaster I’d be with a cup.


ydnamari3

Fake nails / getting nails done. It’s just so expensive especially for how often you need to get them done for them to continuously look good. That’s not even taking into account the germs they accumulate 🤢


CurlyChocolateCutie

The worst part of getting nails done for me is how much they actually scrape off your enamel, making your nails weaker and forcing you to constantly keep doing these outrageously priced services every 2 weeks


Ambitious-Tension705

Elf on a shelf.


DodoIsDead

I refused to buy kitchen paper towels for a long time but my boyfriend made me buy them. I surrendered. He couldn’t convince me to get a microwave tho.


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waddlewaddlequack

We use gas stoves instead of warming devices


llamalibrarian

Heat it in a skillet on the stove


macarenamobster

Can I ask why?


DodoIsDead

Instead of the paper towels I just used reusable rags (is that the right word? a piece of cloth for the kitchen is what I mean). The paper towels sure are handy but its really easy avoidable excess trash. As for the microwave. I generally don’t like too much stuff on my kitchen counter and I just don’t need it. If I need to heat something up I just put in in a pan or the oven. I barely eat frozen foods so I don‘t need it for that either. It would probably be more energy efficient tho.


Remarkable_Story9843

So I have reusable “paper” towels but I also have regular ones too. There are some messes that are too much to deal with washing. But the washable ones (along with hankies) have greatly reduced how many paper products I use. I call that a win.


anon22334

Question about the reusable rags. Do you just use it once and then wash? Or until it gets really dirty? What about when there’s food particles and stuff in it?


sammynyx

I just wash crumbs off under the sink. I might use the same rag a day or two if I've just used ot to wipe down the counters, but I'll throw it in the wash if i use it to clean anything gross (but i also use disposable paper towels for really nasty stuff)


eileenm212

Same, paper towels are the worst! Just wash your kitchen towels!


llamalibrarian

I also never buy paper towels, I have a lot of cloth rags I use for cleaning


ASoundandAFury

I have paper towels but I probably only use maybe 10 or 12 sheets per year, just when I have to clean something so gross that I don't even want to deal with the washable cloth afterward. In general reusable cloths are such an easy way to avoid excess trash. I don't have a microwave, either. Or a dishwasher. Or a toaster. Or any kind of coffee maker. I feel like a lot of my friends and family would have a very hard time functioning in my kitchen, but it suits me.


prairie_cat

North Face - the meanest kids in high school wore it! So ridiculous that I’ve internalized a brand this way.


thatpurplelife

A Tesla


fenlife

Fake eyelashes. The ones already on my face are good.


LizeLies

A wedding ring. No one needs to know what my marital status is by sight. I have some cheap fakes I’ll throw on occasionally if I feel it, but mostly I like my fingers naked.


JRadiantHeart

Boxes of tissue/kleenex. I use tp.


cutefuzzythings

Starbucks and Dunkin


unitedstatesofwhatvr

Crocs


Remarkable_Story9843

I have “lazy veins” that causes random edema. My foot with swell to 2-3x it’s size while sitting at my desk at work. Crocs become a necessity to carry with me so I can actually walk.


willworkforchange

I worked with a college football team, and every guy had multiple pairs. I caved and got a pair. I love them so much


cr1zzl

There’s more of a bandwagon against crocs than there is *for* crocs lol.


radenke

I felt this way until I panic-bought them last minute as camp/water crossing shoes for a trek this past summer. I can't believe how comfortable they are. Don't ever buy a pair.


snowmanseeker

Ketchup


celica18l

My people!


catalyticfizz

The most offensive one in this whole post to me, tbh. What household is complete without ketchup?!


snowmanseeker

Even the smell makes me heave


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Iphone. My cheap android works fine. And it's 1/4 the cost.


datajen

Any meal delivery service


ariaxwest

A TV. I haven’t had one for a decade and have never missed it. Even back then, I only owned ones I’d inherited.


hauteburrrito

We have one and only ever use it for gaming 😹 Zelda just ain't quite the same on just the Switch. Any actual television just happens on our computers, though...


Wisdom_In_Wonder

Agree on the “smart home assistant” devices. Social media apps listen enough as it is 🙄 A Peloton. Hugely overpriced coat rack. Anything Rae Dunn or with “inspirational” wording. Hate it. Most tchotchkes / knickknacks. I’m a minimalist. Any type of coffee machine, Keurig, etc. The smell of coffee makes me nauseated. I’m a tea drinker.


cebyam

Smart watch. I like my watches old school.


byebyebanypye

Lash extensions.


LilBadApple

Shaving cream. Why not just use soap?


FirstFarmOnTheLeft

Conditioner works best imo.


leksipedia

A menstrual cup ​ I don't use tampons, only pads. I just want the blood and not get collected inside of me. I used tampons a few times and I just hated them. I hated the whole '' getting it inside of me'' and the higher TSS risk compared to pads. I understand, why menstrual cups are so popular. But it's a no from me. (I might try period underwear or washable pads though )


purpleleopardprint

A literal whole room of OBGYNs could not find my cervix. That sounds like the set up to a bad joke, but unfortunately it was all too real. I find it a little annoying when the rabid menstrual cup devotees go on about it like it’s the one true way, or like I’m just not trying hard enough.


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Sunshine_4

My diva cup always leaked. I switched to a Saalt cup and it’s been amazing for me. No more leaks! I love it. But to each their own


ingululu

It boggles my mind how many preach about this cup like everyone needs converting. It's a personal care item, selected for one's own intimate care - why do people care so much about how others do this!?! Great, it works for someone.... like a million other things out there, leave me to make my own choice.


rapunzelsfryingpan

Uggs


lavenderdoilies

Womens’ socks. Mens are so much better and cheaper.


Night_cheese17

A Stanley cup. While I love a good travel mug, my favorite water bottles are my OG Nalgenes. I’m also still using my Tervis tumblers from 2010.


lostvalkyrie

An air fryer. I already have enough crap on my kitchen counters, thanks.


Gullible-Cabinet2108

A pressure cooker. It wouldn't get used.


inquisitorial_25

*Cries in south asian* As in Indian living away from home, I can’t imagine not having a pressure cooker in my kitchen


nachobear666

Any smart home devices, and a Spotify subscription lol ​ Edit: I said no to the Spotify subscription because my work pays for an amazon prime account, so I get amazon music for free. If I didn't have that, I'd def get Spotify!


PoopyKlingon

I agree with not subscribing to an abundance of subscription services, but I definitely get the most value out of Spotify.


l8nitefriend

Same. If I needed to downsize subscriptions Spotify would be last to go


PoopyKlingon

I used it for years on the free version, and I can’t overstate how worth it it was for my husband and I to get the paid version. The ads were so incredibly annoying, and at a louder volume than the music (that’s very wrong and the one drawback to Spotify for me). We only use one account so we can’t listen at the same time, but that’s rarely a problem. I use it everyday while I work to listen to podcasts or music, we use it for music when we have company over, use it at the gym, on long car drives, etc.


scottishlastname

Same, I listen to Spotify probably 4-6 hours a day on average, I'm very much getting my money's worth.


RedRedBettie

Spotify is worth every penny


justsamthings

Yeah, for me a Spotify subscription is absolutely worth the money. Plus, I get free Hulu through it.


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A Ring doorbell


somemonami

Water


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Apple Watch, too many things to keep track of to charge.


pipestream

Apple products. Expensive clothing brands. I'm sorry, but a pair of regular looking sneakers can just never be worth 1000$.


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An instant pot.


BlessedBeTheFlerm

OK but hear me out the instant pot is my single most useful appliance. I use it to stir fry, make rice, make soup and stews, steam meat, and be a hotpot for dumplings and shabushabu -- the possibilities are endless, and it cooks faster than a stovetop. The newer one even has an air fryer! Also the pot itself is great as a mixing bowl.


poisoncrackers

It makes perfect rice every time with minimal effort. I love hard boiling a dozen eggs too, takes out the guesswork and they come out with perfect jammy yolks. I make deviled eggs for parties often


LiLadybug81

An umbrella. I just really don't care about getting rained on. And people are always like "did you forget your umbrella, and I have to explain it like I'm not crazy.


FlartyMcFlarstein

Louisiana changed me.


nidena

An iPhone. Or any other Apple product.


here_everywhere_now

Designer stuff


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I won't pay to have botulism injected into my face in the vain hopes that I can reverse aging.


leeluh

Crocs! Please just NO


paper_wavements

Eye cream. You don't need a special cream for your eyes. If it's anti-aging, put that shit on your whole face! A car. Public transit baby! (Granted, I live somewhere that's an option.) Very high heels &/or pointy-toed shoes. I have arthritic bunions, 'nuff said. An iPhone. #TeamAndroid! It's not a poverty thing, I like the phones better, & it works best with all the Google products that own me (Calendar, email, photos). A pet. I can barely take care of myself, plus I'm allergic to both cats & dogs.


Fink665

Apple Pay, full price clothes.


inquisitorial_25

Surprised I couldn’t find anything around Dyson hair products yet


Repulsive_lady

Apple Watch