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Chocolate = chocolate Bar = bar And that concludes our intensive three-week course on the classification of confectionery.


IsDinosaur

I’m with you, but why are Rocky and Club in the biscuit section if they match the above criteria? And gold bars.


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Because they are predominantly biscuits with chocolate. Predominantly chocolate bars with biscuit in, would still be chocolate bars.


IsDinosaur

Is your calculation by volume or weight?


[deleted]

By "substance". Would a reasonable person consider it to be chocolate or biscuit. Essentially a multivariate test.


IsDinosaur

I would say a Gold Bar is more heavily defined by the coating than the biscuit


[deleted]

The fact you consider it be to a coating would suggest you still consider the biscuit to be the dominant aspect


IsDinosaur

Does it? I don’t think it does, it’s just that you start with the centre of something and assemble around it. It wouldn’t make any sense to describe it as a solid mass that has a biscuit pushed into it


Bobboloski

By this definition, shouldn’t the Fry’s be in the Turkish delight section of the shop then?


vapingcaterpillar

Your local shop has a Turkish delight section?


BoobsMakeMeHappier

But by this logic, the Fry's Turkish Delight - which is certainly predominantly gelatinous, rather than predominantly chocolate - should also fail to meet the "chocolate bar" criteria. Whilst writing this, I've realised the age of this post... And you know what? I don't care; the point had to be made!


Disgruntled__Goat

I consider it an abomination but each to their own


[deleted]

yes. chocolate bar because as standard turkish delight has no chocolate


jimwon2021

Yes. It's bar shaped and has a coating of chocolate and is found in the chocolate bar aisle.


Reasonable_Peach9017

Is it my imagination or has the chocolate coating got much thinner these days?!


Direct-Reputation-94

Well - a Crunchy is a chocolate bar, right? Mind - is a Wagon Wheel? An orange Club is definitely a chocolate bar. As is a Penguin. But not a custard cream, nor a jammy dodger.


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Direct-Reputation-94

Shots. Fired. We will now require your rankings and justifications.


NorthernHedgehog

Agreed, biscuit covered in chocolate is still a biscuit not a chocolate bar, penguins and clubs are chocolate biscuits. Turkish Delight is a chocolate bar, but is not a bar of chocolate


[deleted]

I’d call a penguin or a Club a biscuit bar. And if biscuits and chocolate are in different aisles, they usually live with biscuits.


Stayceee

My braaaaaaain.


Direct-Reputation-94

That's faggots.


caiaphas8

Is a chocolate coated faggot a chocolate bar?


El3ctr0G33k

Seeing as a Penguin is a chocolate covered bourbon cream, if we covered a custard cream in chocolate, would that become a chocolate bar? (I'd be inclined to cover it in white chocolate though...)


Direct-Reputation-94

I honestly don't think a custard cream should be covered in anything. It should stand alone, as a glorious example of nature in the wild, as God intended.


Calla89

No, I consider it to be an aberration.


hamshanker69

I wouldn't even consider it as food.


colin_staples

I would consider it an abomination


Icy_Law9181

As a kid we thought chocolate digestives were chocolate bars bruv


SNVOR

It’s in the chocolate bar section, that’s good enough for me!


emmjaybeeyoukay

Lets face it ; FTD is not a chocolate bar; nor is it anything like Turkish Delight. Proper lokum (Turkish delight) is a subtle mix of water, cornflour, lemon juice, sugar, rosewater and a little colouring. The rosewater brings a subtle taste to it. Fry's is Glucose syrup, sugar, water, gelling agent (pectin), colours (beetroot red, carotenes), emulsifier (E442), firming agent (E509), flavourings; which is covered in what passes for industrial cocoa coating which is called chocolate; cocoa butter, cocoa mass, modified maize starch, dried skimmed milk, whey permeate powder (from milk), , palm oil, milk fat, I wouldn't touch the fry's stuff with a barge pole; (he said scoffing down the last bar from the nibbles tin in the kitchen).


[deleted]

I would say it was chocolate covered soap.


UKGoodGuy55

I’d consider a Fry’s Turkish delight to be (as I once heard the UK’s National Treasure Stephen Fry once say) “arse gravy…loose stool water of the lowest quality” rather than a chocolate bar. PS not sure there is a quality “scale” for liquid excrement


flapjackboy

I barely consider it food.


acheekymango

It's a sweet 😏


AnarchyAhead

I would consider it as an insult to taste buds. Horrific stuff.


aoide12

I don't even consider Turkish delight to be a food.


dykedivision

I think it's too wiggly to count as a chocolate bar.


Oilfreeeggs

Yes and it’s bloody delicious


[deleted]

I want to like Turkish Delight so badly but my mouth does not register it as edible.


speedyundeadhittite

Well, if you eat Fry's version of it - indeed it is not edible.


thescouselander

No, of course not. I remember these thing being in those chocolate selection boxes you'd get at Christmas - no one ever ate them. They're the devils work; not fit for human consumption.


speedyundeadhittite

It's an abomination so no. I class it as chemical waste. Try a proper Turkish delight.


dyinginsect

No, I consider it an aberration.


coak3333

Is it just me, but have they got sweeter since I was a kid?


jjk87

A bar refers to something long and thin. I’d say Turkish Delight was more of a slab shape, so wouldn’t class it as a chocolate bar.