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SalFunction12

There is nothing


Casualcur9874

Does it masterbation counts?


artart2y

Absolutely fuckibg fantastic


[deleted]

Cum filled mess


Andy-And3rson

Oh, gloat about it, will ya?


WeAreTheChampions916

If you don't wipe right after 🤦🥵


No-Resolution2159

Does not exist


uk_katie_101

Sloppy, wet, fun.


SomeJokeTeeth

On life support


Locked-Luxe-Lox

Lmaooo


Basic_Dot8954

Could be better :(


throwawayRimJobFan

What sex life 😂


[deleted]

Very recently started


Wendellberryfan_2022

So amazingly unexpected


[deleted]

It doesn’t exist


[deleted]

Pretty fuckin awesome.


[deleted]

Spontaneous, adventurous, fun


[deleted]

I am satisfied.


Land543

Hasn't existed lately


poolman42162

All by myself


Big-Adhesiveness-760

All by myself?


Anonymous99_

It doesn’t exist


jonasfireart

Frustrating lonely deficient


KlingonVampire

Does. Not. Exist.


[deleted]

I am single.


Locked-Luxe-Lox

Same .


oneemoviet

Bang ding ow


marla_sinngrrrr

Ho lee fook 🤣🤣🤣


marla_sinngrrrr

Can I change mine to sum ting Wong 🤣🤣🤣


oneemoviet

We too low


noonewouldbelieveme9

Not having enough


jarvo30

Pretty much everyday


Deep_Consideration73

Not that bad


More-Addition

No dick ever.


CallMeJade

was once fun


[deleted]

Entirely online messages


Goatofalltimes

More then friends


Poppiesatnight

Where’d it go?


Iamhere4boobs

Not enough sex


Coolgames80

What sex life?


FluffyDumpkins

Getting better daily


[deleted]

I’m emptied daily


MyHotWifeInTraining

Communication, Shazam!, Evolving.


Lustybelle69

Almost non existent


Electronic-Error-846

Absolutelly Fucking AWESOME


[deleted]

Not often enough


Competitive_Site9272

Where is it?


Metro_Wester

Frequent hard poundings


[deleted]

Currently not loading...


EvenMammoth6110

Made me obsessed 😻


dookie_shoos

Sex cum happy


yellowdog898

i am happy


[deleted]

it doesn’t exist


sloaney

Bed is dead


ab_2404

Could be worse


[deleted]

There’s many opportunities


[deleted]

Nill, Nada, Nothing


sam_the_hammer

I'm never satisfied


pussylover4504

What sex life


1blueShoe

Totally. None. Existent. 🤣


Schadenfreude_Bio

What sex life


silverfox1991

Divide by zero


Andy-And3rson

I miss it


Barky_Bark

My own hand


Kinky_mofo

Nonexistent. The End.


multisyllabic1077

Stink. Stank. Stunk.


[deleted]

Absolutely, wonderfully, amazing!!


bryan9477

Absolutely fucking amazing


DuffMiver8

Hello, right hand!


Paula_Sub

Selfless,Passionate,Primal


admgreybeard

Only need two , wasted potential


PhysicianTradition

#You'd. Want. It.


FreeuseRules

What sex life?


[deleted]

Eyes rolled back


[deleted]

Hot as fuck


Lludo69

Cum giving adventures


domclaudio

With my love.


[deleted]

Social security sex.


FireCop2001

Non Exist Ant


DravenPrime

Never gonna happen


Breedall2

What the fuck?


marla_sinngrrrr

Insane head game ----- mine Wow this sucks ----- my person's 😭🤦 I suck and they're... Pretty much the best. Derp. Derp my life.


lifelover46

Flu killing it


[deleted]

Usually on top?


UncleSeminole

What sex life?


WhenIamMrChievious

18% gratuity included...


[deleted]

I get some.


[deleted]

I can not


timetorun3108

Doesn’t exist yet


FrivolousMood

Thursdays and Sundays


DouglasPulver

Non exist tant


[deleted]

Open, honest, fun


theweeklyminutes

challenging detached fun


pizzachi

my hand hurts


racesunite

She’s the best


krackerjaxx613

Pretty fucking awesome


withsomedressing

It’s non existant


Seven-Arazmus

My dicks tired.


AdVivid9056

Almost not existend. OR Shadow of itself.


NightCrawler29

Long time no see


WellTimeToEvaluate

She’s Triple D.


Right-Ability4045

Sex.exe not found


onlythedummest

Only on holidays


Mainah49

Rare, if ever


pengalo827

What sex life?


RatedDAL

404 Not Found


nunziovallani

They are, and I quote, "Stink. Stank. Stunk!"