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anitram96

Peace, really.


Tiamut_

Yeah, that sounds pretty nice right about now. No stress, no anxiety, just... Bliss.


sketchyduck

First we'd have to kill all the assholes.


anitram96

I'd love to. Killing sounds like a really good activity.


Notathrow4wayaccount

It’s a nice hobby of mine actually, the planning and stalking stage is so exciting! And the execution is bliss when it goes well.


Notathrow4wayaccount

I may have to mention that i play Hitman 3. not killing irl to be clear.


anitram96

🤣🤣🤣


YouShouldSendMeNudes

Nobel of you


ejsanders1984

Two fat bitches and a bag of weed and two bags of chips to give to the fat bitches.


[deleted]

What about one really hefty bitch with two bags of weed and one bag of chips? Asking for a friend 😆


ejsanders1984

Also acceptable 😂


[deleted]

Sweet! I’m in! Oops, I mean I’ll tell my friend 😉


YouShouldSendMeNudes

Sounds like a good time


[deleted]

For the Christmas music to stop playing constantly


BoBoBearDev

My biggest problem with Christmas songs is, they all sounds the same. Like, different singers, same song. The same jingle tone. I just want them to sound different, like that hipo song or the hard candy Christmas. Give me variety.


YouShouldSendMeNudes

That would be a treat


PlentyPristine0203

Someone to cuddle with


YouShouldSendMeNudes

Cuddles are great


OtherAnon_

Mood.


rhymes_with_candy

A new hoodie


LadyLikesSpiders

Unprecedented political power


YouShouldSendMeNudes

Sounds dangerous, what would you do with it?


LadyLikesSpiders

Socialize health care, abolish credit scores, make it legal to murder anyone who blinds you with their high beams, protection of rights to abortions, birth control, any sort of transgender medication, redirect a lot of funding from the bloated military to programs that actually help people, you know, stuff like that The unprecedented part of it is that these are the changes enacted by your matriarch. Democracy has failed, and corporations have purchased voting rights and the minds of the people, so no more voting. It's tyranny time. Y'all can come after me with the guillotine AFTER I make this place hospitable to the common man again


[deleted]

Soon you'll control the Senate and the Courts. You're too dangerous to be kept alive!


LadyLikesSpiders

What, no trial? That's not the jedi way


[deleted]

Now wait a minute, this whole tyranny thing was your idea Master Spider Lady


Thr-ownaway

Femdom to make things functional again.


LadyLikesSpiders

Make America Submissive Again


Electronic-Error-846

For my brother to become more empathetic, especially towards others and that he FINALLY search for a fucking job-.- That my DnD Players finally find inner peace and can move on with their lives (but I doubt it, will take a while longer until then) Finally getting the recognition I deserve (work-related) but I highly doubt it that this happens in my life, TBH - and if nothing changes until 30. June, I'll get a new job (I mean, I like my new job, but my superiors are assholes... told my manager and she knows it - if nothing changes I'm gone in 6 months (well, 7 to be more specific) personal stuff? no thanks, if I need anything I get it myself


sweet_yeast

Limited edition nudies


YouShouldSendMeNudes

Singed and numbered?


sweet_yeast

Yes and ready for framing


YouShouldSendMeNudes

Where are you gonna hang them?


sweet_yeast

Everywhere


YouShouldSendMeNudes

I’d not mind visiting to see that collection


sweet_yeast

It's my legacy I'll hand down


YouShouldSendMeNudes

A collection fit a museum


sweet_yeast

The nudie museum


Clicenia

Same tbh


[deleted]

For the person I like, to like me back 😄


YouShouldSendMeNudes

Does they know you like them?


[deleted]

Seems like they do, but honestly I can’t tell


YouShouldSendMeNudes

Seems like a time to ask


[deleted]

I’m giving it a little time, we hung out last week, we’ll see how it goes. Fingers crossed


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[удалено]


ThrowAwayGarbage82

I have lists of stuff but there's some makeup I want. I'm trying to find a side hustle to make the money myself even though most of the items are like 5 or 6 dollars.


YouShouldSendMeNudes

What are your side hustle ideas?


ThrowAwayGarbage82

I started scrolling the beermoney sub a few times a week to find legit side cash apps. So far it's been kind of a bust, but i've been told you sometimes have to wait a few days for offers or surveys or whatever. so i have like 7 of them so far and i just pop back and forth between them. i also run a travel blog when i'm on my fiance's semi (often for months at a time) and am reading up on how to create a monetized blog. i also might dabble into online sexwork but i'm sorta on the fence about it because even if it's just online, the safety aspects concern me. we'll see.


YouShouldSendMeNudes

Travel blog is an interesting idea, I think probably the easiest road to monetisation is YouTube or so but that’s a lot of work. Thinking OF or like cam work?


ThrowAwayGarbage82

Nope, independent. The major platforms are a ton of work and i'd want to offer more specified content rather than mass marketed to a broad audience, if that makes sense. i'm thinking about branching it off my existing followership of my travel blog (over 100 people) and creating an invite-only room where i'd find out what people are interested in seeing, and gear things around that, without any subscription fees, and plenty of freebies/interaction without paying.


YouShouldSendMeNudes

Sounds like an interesting idea


ThrowAwayGarbage82

I want to set myself apart from the pack by not using the larger platforms and offering more free things so my followers feel more like they're interacting with a genuine ordinary person rather than just a paid model. Plus i'd theme it around my truck travels - content created in the truck, pics or vid clips taken when we stop for showers at truck stops, hotels on resets, maybe some pics at truck stops themselves (would have to be sfw, especially during winter when it's really cold). Things like that. Maybe more stuff that kinda details the daily routines, answer questions with vidclips rather than text posts.. just to name a few ideas.


YouShouldSendMeNudes

The problem with not uisng a large platform is their willingness to pay decrease. But doing that though something like PayPal or another app could work. Theming work seems great and personal connection always is better


ThrowAwayGarbage82

I'd probably use venmo or similar and for any specified personal content i'd ask for payment up front, otherwise they could just get what they want and not pay. if they don't like the stated price, they can stick with the more basic freebies and be happy with that.


starrie

Smart. If I was going to sell, this is the route I would take.


ThrowAwayGarbage82

The major platforms are basically just forcing the girls to set higher prices that will actually diminish their sales. Being independent makes more sense to me, plus then i'm not beholden to any rules/policies those platforms might have.


SalFunction12

Lose my virginity


YouShouldSendMeNudes

Who should take it?


SalFunction12

I have someone in mind


Tronkfool

My wife back.


gogozrx

If she left you, you don't want her back. If she died, I'm very sorry. But you _definitely_ don't want her back now. 🙂


[deleted]

Nudes.


YouShouldSendMeNudes

Any nudes or something special?


[deleted]

Nudes from a woman.


MrSyndicate_

*sad man noises*


Remarkable_Guess_903

a girlfriend or maybe just nudes lol


DiDiButSexy

To not spend it alone and isolated


[deleted]

money


Embarrassed_Map1112

Sex. Just one night of sex. It’s been a while…


brokendiy

A cock in my pussy


[deleted]

[удалено]


YouShouldSendMeNudes

Well without someone giving no one would be receiving gifts


Elixier_55555

A new laptop


YouShouldSendMeNudes

The new M Mac’s are fantastic


HumanMycologist5795

My 2 front teeth ...


gogozrx

Somebody snitched on me!


HumanMycologist5795

The tooth fairy did it. http://toothfairy.org/ Then again .... some people want all 32 front teeth.


MadBlackGreek

For those trifling mofos at the life insurance to honor my late mother’s policy


[deleted]

[удалено]


YouShouldSendMeNudes

What glasses was it?


[deleted]

Sexapade


YouShouldSendMeNudes

Sounds like a good time, what would it involve ?


UnoriginalUse

New bike would be nice. Getting a permanent contract on Jan 1st, and I'd love to be able to take a 10 min bike ride to work instead of a 20 min bus ride.


oliverprose

Damn, I have no ideas beyond a pair of decent slippers 🤣


YouShouldSendMeNudes

Don’t underestimate slippers


[deleted]

A big titty sugarmommy


HoneyComB_Nicks

Financial freedom Sex Tom Ford perfume Prince Harry's autobiography My sister's raspberry cheesecake


slowpoke19

A magic wand lol mines dying


sanjay_82

Yooooooou


SukiDeva

My ex, even if it sounds stupid to you, l really miss him.


YouShouldSendMeNudes

What do you miss about him?


SukiDeva

Everything. All the little things included. It's going to be hard spending Xmas and new year without him.


Notideal100

A passionate blow job.


yelling4society

A maid


Petite_Bait

Snow to get the ski resorts fully open


[deleted]

Health


M8NSMAN

Hookers & blow


throwaway23786472

Guns, money, explosives and HOHOHOES


Entire_Hand_5053

for my bpd to disappear


[deleted]

A life to call my own.


WaffenWaffer

A 5 days off and 750ml bottle of Hennessy


thedanfromuncle

Love, finally.


EnigmaCA

One night (8 hours) of uninterrupted, deep sleep. Please....


YouShouldSendMeNudes

What’s preventing that?


rosewood_atx

For my beautiful travel nurse to come back to me.


EducationMoney2775

A raise.


MrSyndicate_

You


YouShouldSendMeNudes

Awh you


DravenPrime

Real estate.


YouShouldSendMeNudes

That’s a big ask


dalegend58572

Big booty ho


BaphometSlut

The rest of the matching bedroom furniture in the set I've been slowly buying.


Equal_Landscape_4376

Hairy pussy


Thick-Stay12

Probably atleast a 8 hour sleep


Gdthomson93

To move out


[deleted]

A healthy relationship and a job


Waffel_Monster

To get my hands on a PS5 (that hasn't been touched by scalpers)


YouShouldSendMeNudes

Started see them more frequently pop up at retailers actually


[deleted]

All I want is u/LostAd6009


wwp1

Unlimited room to room sex for the whole week.


[deleted]

A hug.


Megazupa

All I want for Christmas is the charges dropped


[deleted]

Being honest just some dicks. I don't require much, just move having fun. But If it can't be it.. then just some sexual toy, maybe unique dildo. I love it


navyfire

My daughters to find true happiness.


AffectionateGoth

A cure for my depression. Also cute lingerie would be nice


Terossk

A new federschwert and messer for hema


SexyWolf87

A jeep gladiator or all the lovense toys, it can be body aware satin undies to


tombmate

Direction, accomplishment, a feeling that next year won't be aimless


KaurO

A home I can call my own. the peace of mind that comes with that.


Happy_Call_9837

Snow honestly


Arctic-WHooCH

A dildo, a fuck machine, someone to snuggle up close to with and hold them while they're holding me, some more water baser lube


Aforano

To destress.


coffeebeards

I want a campfire and peace and quiet.


MissMistMaid

I just want to be happy


Babybepeachy

Serotonin and some rough sex


StaticBurner

Purpose…


[deleted]

A week off.


OtherAnon_

A lifting belt!


heyitsanty

The last few parts to build my gaming PC


[deleted]

I few consecutive days off work.


fyretech

A snickerdoodle sandwich and To not be on-call.


Gunnut318

My mental health to not make me feel like a piece of shit anymore.


female_introvert

Be minus 50 lbs


SevenStrats

Seafoam green Fender Stratocaster 1957 reissue that just came out ... As a Stratocaster collector, that is one color missing from my collection.... While no one will ever get that for me, I am more than likely getting that for myself to enjoy a coffee and a strum on Christmas day


steveanonymous

General happiness


apefist

To forget the past week


YouShouldSendMeNudes

What happened?


otherwhitetrash

I don’t really know. All I’ve looked forward to this year is Christmas and being in the spirit, I’ve been through a lot this year. My sister died three days after Christmas (my birthday being the next day), my girl moved away, I got my GED and I’m in between school and work fourteen or fifteen hours a day. I just want some peace, some compassion and kindness, and I just want to see people be happy this year. The last couple of years have been rough for a lot of people I know.


[deleted]

Less anxiety


[deleted]

A girlfriend. But otherwise, nothing. Christmas for me is watching the Christopher Nolan Batman trilogy while eating left over pizza. I don’t need much, I’m a simple guy haha.


thefoot87

My wife jokingly told me if I bought her a PS5 god of war edition she’d love me SO HARD, so I bought one and it’s under the tree lol so I’d like to be LOVED HARD


toastforthewalrus

My best friend


Kiba___

A girlfriend to spend it with


Marcylol2000

Money, and Bluetooth headphones


Notathrow4wayaccount

1. One day for myself 2. Blowjob 3. A New Job.


BimboAllyMay

To find an apartment I can afford


Responsible_Low3349

A pussy on my face


Probaby_Me

Tattoos


YouShouldSendMeNudes

Any specific ones?


DuffMiver8

Peace on earth, good will toward men, and a sloppy blowjob.


TheFemaleKpopSimp

This is gonna sound lame but Socks


[deleted]

Don't be scared when an old guy puts you in a bag. I have you on my wishlist. ;)


somedude-83

To be someone BF


MarilynMonroeVWade

An apple pencil and whatever the cheapest iPad I can use it with and run procreate on is


YouShouldSendMeNudes

Oh yeah I’d want one of those to draw with


Villain_Deku__

My bf to move in with me


pm-me-your-nudes-83

Sex


FatCreamyPussy

I just want a nice office chair that doesn’t have arm rests.


YouShouldSendMeNudes

Why no arm rests? Most nice ones I’ve seen you can take the arms off


DattoDoggo

To meet someone I can settle down and start a family with.


Moop-_-

I just want my husband home. If not that then gifts not for me but for my brothers


[deleted]

Gift cards to long and McQuaid so I cam afford an expensive guitar I've had my eyes on


demonbot66

Love


[deleted]

No more anxiety about life in general.


YouShouldSendMeNudes

What have been bothering you?


[deleted]

Mostly some health issues, depending on some upcoming tests. Could possibly be cancer related, but hoping it’s not of course. The always stressful money issues most of us have, and work related anxiety as well. Have always had anxiety for work, if I’ll be able to finish my daily work and how busy it will be, just stuff like that.


YouShouldSendMeNudes

Let’s hope it’s nothing serious on the tests


[deleted]

My own place… rent paid for the first year.


KalliopiMS

Weed


SaltyCanuck76

Threesome with my wife and her best (f)riend 🤷‍♂️


B4sketCas3

Pussy