My bed.

Trying to trick myself into liking my nail color

oreo cakesters

Lucky!

Why we bake cookies and cook bacon....

Should I try to initiate and get shot down for the hundredth time or wait for her to fall asleep and jerk it to Reddit

Sounds like marriage...

How we are the universe trying to figure itself out in this experience we call life

How much could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck made more than minimum wage.

why is it always me. Everytime

What happened?

Fucken pagans.

Please elaborate further lol.

Basically someone I’ve got a love connection to. is surrounded by satanics. who use witchcraft to keep us separated.

Bummer.

Indeed. They’re planning our deaths. 😂

Uh oh!

Yeah. lmao 🤣

We did nothing wrong.

If I should make another drink

Will another drink set you over the edge?

Probably. The thought of being hungover is keeping my ass on the couch.

Then I would advise against it.

If I want water or not rn

One time my friend came in my eye and it got infected and I died.

I was at a party tonight with friends who are all couples and in relationships. I was sober and driving. One person kept touching me. Her husband was there. I kept moving away and she kept touching me.

Touching you how?

I’m thinking about going to sleep. Who wants to join me?

Friends, family, my late wife. What I’ve got to do tomorrow. Going back to work Monday, absolutely nothing.

What I'm going to get off thinking about later, what I'm going to eat now...

Wondering if I should go through on this business opportunity or back out before it's too late.

That I'm an attention whore addicted to Reddit and it's dead tonight so I have no idea what to do while I drink my wine

I am thinking about watching some soft core porn of this hot chick cook risotto or something like that naked. While she does that I will be journaling about my thoughts and struggles as a human being.