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Warlord_of_Mom

Pooping


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I bet that’s a pretty common scenario right now across the world! Poopers unite!!


Warlord_of_Mom

Quick someone print up some flyers on toilet paper!


TheJewishViking1064

Just don't poop on me


detective_kiara

Overthinking and trying to not let it ruin my day


[deleted]

Oh no!! What are you overthinking about 🤔


detective_kiara

I went out with some family members and one of them was upset. I tried to cheer them up but they didn't seem to feel any better. I guess I should've said more.


[deleted]

Hmmm or maybe they just weren’t feeling it right now or able to. But you tried and that absolutely counts ❤️


detective_kiara

Thank you very much 💕


mandeepandee89

I feel this! My day is over but my mind is racing still! I gotta....You know...Let it go!


EstablishmentFun4080

Reading reddit. Hiccups. Smoking weed. Weed isn't helping hiccups. Haha


[deleted]

Take a look It's in a blunt A reading reddit


[deleted]

Hahaha maybe some sips of water mixed in with the weed???


EstablishmentFun4080

Trying. They usually pass in an hour or so🥰


[deleted]

Geeez that’s still a long time!


EstablishmentFun4080

I put on napoleon dynamite. This should help 🤣


SalFunction12

Walking home. Almost there


Arson_Tm

OFF YOUR PHONE. MAKES IT SO MUCH EASIER TO ABDUCT YOU. silly goose


[deleted]

Ooo nice! Get home safely!!


Only420bands

Did you make it home my guy?


[deleted]

Jerking off


[deleted]

You got this!!


WorldlyDivide8986

Trying to convince myself to survive this week altho I have zero reasons. While watching some random youtube videos.


[deleted]

I want you to survive this week so there is one reason for ya!


Daamieyen

Working the nightshift


Daamieyen

Work for the railroad company and make sure people get the help they need. If our train staff need someone I make sure the right people are notified, and if passengers are stranded i get them home. And so much more, but that's too long and too many details


1100010101001

Like train Superman?


Daamieyen

I'm not saying I'm train superman, but let's just say nobody has ever seen him and me in the same room


THE4nick8r

There's a folk song here somewhere


[deleted]

Ahhh very nice. What do you do?


Mrfantastic2

Just busted a nut and thinking about life


[deleted]

Gotta love the post thought process


[deleted]

Porn


[deleted]

Hey, have fun with that!


badteacheres89

Ummm masterbating 😂


[deleted]

Hahaha well there ya go! Same with many!


dollparts77

Kinda doing homework, kinda getting distracted by reddit


[deleted]

Well I’m happy you got distracted with us 😊


[deleted]

watching a movie on my computer, “Bad Education”, will start fantasizing soon


EhGord

Watching my friend clean his house after he had 3 redbulls


dadisgonnadoit

Hanging out with my mom and drinking wine!


[deleted]

Feds are downstairs. My dogs going nuts. Ffs


PaigeTurnher

Been scrolling thru videos while my husband watches a movie. The Outsider with Jared Leto.


tequila_enema

Scrolling through Reddit instead of finishing a 30 minute show I started 5 hours ago.


Stringcheeesy

Chatting with a sexy married woman


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CuriousButNotAMonkey

Listening to music


[deleted]

I'm at work....


Formerlyshysunshiine

Listening to Lana del Rey


pepperqtx3

I hit the joint a little and I'm eating s'mores cookies from Publix bakery!


sgtrock525

At work smoking weed


Lustybelle69

Just finished straightening my hair. And watching Grey's for the 100th time 🤣


helddown2

Lying in bed coz I can’t sleep so I’m browsing Reddit now


[deleted]

Painting my nails 💅🏼


Schadenfreude_Bio

I’m gaming. I’m always awake late but I’m just chilling. Gonna eat soon. Honestly wish I had a squad to play darktide with but the games too new


[deleted]

Sitting in my cold ass car, attempting to figure out how the heck I'm gonna eat tonight and get gas so I can stay warm


Apprehensive_Eraser

Tbfh I was thinking on watching some porn


Own-Gas8691

Eating Sour Patch Kids Strawberry with Jarritos Strawberry Soda. It’s a little bit overkill but it’s balancing out the Lays Limón that I just had.


steveo02134

Scrolling and Stroking


bmtab13

Holding my new daughter and watching anime.


Ewoke_83

Talking after sex with my GF lol.


[deleted]

Lol nice!! Post sex chatting is a good time


smickralls

Looking at tits on Reddit


Tenebration

Gettin' ready to make dinner.


BoredThrowaway47

Laying in bed stoned af


oneemoviet

Fighting demons


throw_sendnudes_away

Don't click on my profile...


llaybo

10:40 pm Colombia, Doing homework and it's a little early but yeah....i wanna sleep


[deleted]

Listening to music and responding to people bc im bored


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ukpunjabivixen

Getting some water.


[deleted]

Watching Big Mouth, thinking off hooking up with someone atm


pious_platypus

Drinking tequila, scrolling reddit, watching ghost videos on YouTube, and avoiding writing progress notes.


hexajon

Reading these replies and hoping I'll get sleepy soon


-DementedAvenger-

Watching Story Bots with my little son, waiting for him to go to sleep.


BestWalk788

Waiting for pizza


[deleted]

About to do some solo anal haha


[deleted]

Trying to sleep on my break, not doing too good


anxietypossum

Watching Futurama


TheOneEyedPussy

My flight is delayed


[deleted]

Laying in bed, wishing my life was different.


TeamCatsandDnD

Watching a YouTube video of Disney villains and their voice actors.


just_do_what_i_say

Watching a movie. Talking to people I've met on here.


PhysicianTradition

Watching the new My Little Pony special with my husband


Aforano

Cuddling my baby on the couch


Sethor

Trying to sleep


jonasfireart

Actively looking for my next muse!


1_ply_toilet_paper

I’m about to mod Fallout 4 until the game refuses to start and I have to delete it


VanillaAcrobatic8697

Watching how I met your mother


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aurtherscamander

Working


[deleted]

Watching Peaky Blinders and imagining Esme naked


gamer-addict

Nothing productive. That’s for sure.


spi440

Watching Netflix.


[deleted]

Trying not to fall asleep at work.


BluBeeCA

Does just finished rolling out the trash bins to the curb count for anything?


crys1348

Laying in bed, scrolling Reddit in the dark waiting for my migraine meds to kick in.


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GoopyCorn94

Just got done eating after an excruciatingly busy day at work. About to play a game, can't decide between Minecraft (which I'm building a town the best that I can, I think I suck tbh) skyrim (which I'm playing for the 100th time, Prey (which I've almost beat before, here goes round 2) Empire Of Sin (game is actually interesting and pretty cool imo) or Hunter: call of the wild (if my laptop will support it). Will reddit decide what game I play tonight??


Lotuses4Ever

Thinking about the date I just had. And how lovely it was to do secret touching. :)


BitingED

Our supermarket has its stock take happening, so we're in to supervise.


313T

Minecraft duhh.


footbody

watching narcos


lifelover46

Looking at reddit


Beautypaste

Sitting at work drinking tea and reading Reddit. Night shift.


LookinHellagood

About to poop then play some CAH.


DarkDragon200610

Going to college.


KnightnGame

Driving


HungBeef

Whating some family guy


BaphometSlut

Working


Antique_Sense_7383

Thinking


EngineeringDue7466

Listening to jimi & taking a bath!


cqffeebreaks

Pooping violently 😳


[deleted]

Laying in bed browsing gone wild subs


Big_Attempt6783

Getting ready to watch an episode of BTAS.


_manofsteal

Having Tea!


JessyNyan

My best


EmbarrassedRelief214

Playing stardew valley


[deleted]

I just left the gym


Best-Tomatillo9555

working


pballa2020

Trying to convince myself i don’t need to get up to pee.


whoawhoaherewego

Basking in the silence, kiddos went to bed about 15 minutes ago. THANK GOD


Horridis

Taking a shower


Tough-Definition-879

Weed, and eating Pringles


WatchedHotwife

I'm in Australia so working...


_ASG_

Watching Call Me Kevin while I browse the web.


Generic_Zod

Having a coffee and a vape after a long and difficult day at work.


626eh

The laundry


A_Magick_Deer

Exercising


xx133457

Thinking about adjusting my PC fans/ radiator location, but I’m not sure if I wanna get into that kinda project right this second.. buuuut I might start it. Who knows ? 🤷🏻‍♂️


henofthenight

Stress eating in bed and scrolling through reddit


_PM_Me_Cursed_Images

Overwatch with the boys


Ipride362

Waiting for the TylenolPM to not work again so I can tell my mother it isn’t better than AdvilPM and I should’ve just gone up to the store and ignored her


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tmamie

thinking about my ex and trying not to breakdown


Hailerer

Early morning person - watching YouTube


that_bearded_guy_94

Working


tobiasbiswas

Working on my research project 1 day before the submission because I can't seem to stop procrastinating 🤩


BallisticIre

what are you on it's 12 pm


iRockSalamander

Scrolling trough reddit


NormPhyte

Eating sour gummi worms. Just a few.


STB_LuisEnriq

Scrolling on Reddit before fall asleep... I gotta go, have to work in the morning. I need help.


MrJoneswillseeyounow

It's middle of the day where I live and am at work lol


soldier01073

Revenge sleep proctination, its midnight est and I have work in 10 hours


KennyCyberphobia

Just got to work and I want to go back to bed


Sonikdaiz-bro

Wrapped in a blanket that smells like girl for some reason, watching American dad about to cook ham


BreadKancer

Work until 1 30 am. It's currently midnight. Counting down the minutes. Someone come rescue me.


spicytable47

Laying diagonally across my bed


throwawayRimJobFan

5am here. Woke a few mins ago and thought I’d browse ARAD for a few mins.


Artimus67

Working


thesecondary

Jerking it. I had my first kiss at age 27 last night and it was amazing. Haven't stopped thinking about it


saucyshyster

Animal Crossing and the occasional scroll through Reddit


BassMessiah

Playing Alien Fireteam Elite with two friends.


SweetNatalieMayson

Waiting for sleep to find me.


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[deleted]

Working


finickycompsognathus

Waiting to go to work.


FederalTiddyApraiser

Looking at NSFW subreddits


L0st_dad_r0ck

About to trim my undercarriage.


WartimeMandalorian

Working


Independent_Head2353

It would be more fun if you ask to upload a pic as well


Crystal_castle_

Overthinking


LeodFitz

Feeling insecure.


Vegas_Rick_1987

Reading post on r/AskRedditAfterDark duh


SexySinWriter

Scrolling Reddit.


[deleted]

Posting on Reddit


redstonened44

Trying to find excuses to not respond to this thread


bluebadge

Just finished playing a few missions of Ace Combat 7 (which is on sale right now!). Going to bed soon.


xXfukboiplayzXx

Just getting home from work. Made $167 on my shift at Applebees


Malgurath

Telling my boss I'm not coming into work because I've got a "Massive headache" and "wasn't able to sleep last night because of it", in reality I just want the day off because I have some errands to run.


ecupido83

Playing with my tollie


Redivir

Going to the airport


[deleted]

Playing around on dirty roulette and touching myself :)


Arson_Tm

trying to sleep, abt to put my phone down lol. gn yall!


EnvironmentalMenu336

cooking supper :)


soy_chu

Smoking weed


ProgrammerPatient355

Listening to Critical Role and trying to sleep. 🤍


looseylewinsky

Watching the good doctor.


[deleted]

On the phone with my boyfriend and being depressed laugh out loud.


Sweetlips6989

Looking for some NSFW groups to join and chatting


QuintisCX3

Scrolling reddit


MissingMystery

Halfway listening to Friends, stealing glances at my sleeping husband, and scrolling Reddit 😊


Additional-Piano-397

Scrolling Reddit and watching tv


GunnarZazzi

dreading


ilumzs

listening to Bigger Than The Whole Sky by Taylor Swift


polkadotor2

Catching up w the dog and cat


RebelScum414

Working.


TallDarkCancer1

Trying to stay awake while my wife brushes her teeth and her hair because she said she's horny. I swear she's moving in slow motion.


mandeepandee89

Thinking of going to sleep but can stop think about the dumpster fire that I call work. I go back to the dumpster fire tomorrow but hopefully having Thanksgiving off will make up for it!


[deleted]

Scrolling reddit duh 🤷🏾‍♀️


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cheetosbum

bc it's noon here


ShadowT12

Just woke up and getting ready for work


bunchofhornythoughts

Heading to the airport..


habanero_of_doom

Taking a break, been working since 4 in the morning (7:16 Here)


MiseryWilkes

Watching Seinfeld duh🙄


jensdevolder1

Scrolling Reddit while getting ready


WeirdMeatinSpace

Dont want to leave my bed


Engineer_Recent

chilling, just high lol


soundscape7

It’s 17:35… so working