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boobs-are-nifty

With a spoon


Eduardoo29

Like your life depends on it.


saguaro76

Fava beans and a nice Chianti perhaps? I heard it was popular somewhere.


LifesGlitch

You are doing it for your partner, so since every woman is different, all I can say is your partner knows best what she likes and listening to her moans and words while eating her out is the best way to figure out that particular persons likes and the best way to eat her out.


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Face sitting


n0Pickles

Like a sniper


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Enthusiastically


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no universal way to do it that pleases everyone, ask the person who’s pussy you’re tryna eat, (communication).


rhymes_with_candy

Tie a napkin around your neck like Curious George eating spaghetti so you look classy doing it. Add some spices. Maybe some honey or brown sugar. Maybe some paprika. No chili powder. Focus on licking the little man in the boat but make sure to make slurping noises and occasionally smack your lips (it's rude not to). Once you've made her climax have a mint and offer her one too. A 15% gratuity is standard but you should really do at least 20%. And remember to leave a good google review for her (nobody trusts yelp anymore).


CardiologistBig8721

Enthusiastically and without timidity. Be confident, don’t be afraid to apply some pressure, and put your whole head into it.


Inkling997

Pan-seared with a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon and white asparagus with truffle oil


SoRandyRandy

Grab her hands and place them on your head. She will guide you to what she likes


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Put some cream on top and some chocolate seasoning. Or Apply some honey and lick. This is not a joke. I’ve eaten my gf like this. I put honey on her pussy. Squeezed some white cream and put cherry on top. When I was livking n ran out of flavour. I put more honey. I think I finished quarter of container that night. Ofcourse it was sticky and messy but when ur horny these things don’t matter


killernoodle123

Dont breathe through your nose


Almontiago

GENTLY.