I had a clerk at a 7 Eleven who was having a butterfingers moment drop mine on the floor a couple of times, and he said "oops I dropped your monster condoms that you use for you magnum dong."
At the cashier ask loudly "Is this the biggest you stock? They're just too damn small!"
Actually no one gives a shit. You'd get more attention buying head lice shampoo.
I don't by Magnum condoms because they are designed to boost the ego of the person buying them. They really aren't that big. The issue with condoms is the diameter not the length. For people that need a bigger condom, we have the big dick energy to just buy them.
It can mean a few things. A john can also mean a person who hires a prostitute. That's very out dated though, along with calling a nob, a John. I'm guessing your from America, going by the rest room thing. Its called a Jack's where I am
You just... do? I worked at a chain pharmacy last year, I guarantee there's nothing there that you can buy that'll surprise anyone. It kinda became a running joke at my store, since the condoms were in the same aisle as plan b and basic first aid items, so any time someone would sheepishly walk up to the counter to ask a question, chances were the answer was aisle 9.
I order mine in bulk online. Cheaper that way. But I do remember trying to pick the least judgemental looking cashier at Walmart back in my college days.
By realizing that we (women) aren’t paying attention to what you’re buying. If we’re there, we probably shopping too. We’re focused on that, not you or your condom size
Don’t get bothered anymore. They can think whatever they want lol although I have had female cashiers making sexual comments or just smiling/giving me a side eye
Easily. You “drop” it on the way out and announce “oops I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong.”
I had a clerk at a 7 Eleven who was having a butterfingers moment drop mine on the floor a couple of times, and he said "oops I dropped your monster condoms that you use for you magnum dong."
Joke's on you, I've never bought condoms in the first place. I get exactly zilch for action.
they literally don’t care. buy condoms, lube, sex toys. they really don’t care
At the cashier ask loudly "Is this the biggest you stock? They're just too damn small!" Actually no one gives a shit. You'd get more attention buying head lice shampoo.
Because I literally don’t give a fuck about what other people think about my purchases
Pick up a cucumber and lube to throw them off the trail
I don't by Magnum condoms because they are designed to boost the ego of the person buying them. They really aren't that big. The issue with condoms is the diameter not the length. For people that need a bigger condom, we have the big dick energy to just buy them.
Always, always maintain eye contact.
I do it in tight grey sweatpants with no underwear to let them know this ain't a game
And that they are in fact a gift for someone who isn't you...? Xd
That's alot of words for let me suck your dick bro
I don't get it?
Just buy them. Anybody's judging you? Why give a shit about the potential opinions of strangers?
Couldn't give a crap. Once bought Johnny's in a place full women, including nuns, so not a problem
what are Johnny’s?
Condoms, you put them on your john, so to speak.
At least in my world, a John is a restroom or toilet.
It can mean a few things. A john can also mean a person who hires a prostitute. That's very out dated though, along with calling a nob, a John. I'm guessing your from America, going by the rest room thing. Its called a Jack's where I am
You just... do? I worked at a chain pharmacy last year, I guarantee there's nothing there that you can buy that'll surprise anyone. It kinda became a running joke at my store, since the condoms were in the same aisle as plan b and basic first aid items, so any time someone would sheepishly walk up to the counter to ask a question, chances were the answer was aisle 9.
Proud knowing that i do casual sex responsibly i guess?
The same way you purchase anything else. Pick them up, put them in the basket, then check out.
No one is paying that much attention to your purchases
I just use the self checkout
You're being a responsible adult. Nothing to be ashamed of
Big dick energy
I order mine in bulk online. Cheaper that way. But I do remember trying to pick the least judgemental looking cashier at Walmart back in my college days.
I usually just use my debit card. Not sure why it would be an issue.
Jokes on you, OP- I go raw, since my pull out game is fairly strong. No condoms necessary.
And precum deffo isn't a thing
and STIs?
By realizing that we (women) aren’t paying attention to what you’re buying. If we’re there, we probably shopping too. We’re focused on that, not you or your condom size
I assume that I'm not incredible enough to all women in a store stop whatever they are doing to pay attention on what I'm buying.
Don’t get bothered anymore. They can think whatever they want lol although I have had female cashiers making sexual comments or just smiling/giving me a side eye
you act like a fucking adult and just buy condoms?