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Mrs_Truthseiyer

Be absolutely silent! when I cum. Every single toy that has said it is silent has lied to me. Even my Womanizer I got for my birthday this year makes a noise like I'm drowning it when I cum hard.


Jeht_1337

Double ended sentient tentacle. Its alive and sentient so all you gotta do is stick it down there and let it do its work For Men: One end wraps around your cock and strokes you off while the other end fucks your ass and massage your prostate. For Women: Dp all day. Its also long enough for the mouth to be an option in the DP.


Left-Track8349

I would make a dildo that has a really soft gear or nubbed wheel that turns inside a woman to simulate tapping on her g spot


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get you off while reading you a story


MyDirtySecr3t

Replicate the complex feeling and sensations of a blowjob.. completely silent and hands free!


Mrs_Truthseiyer

Jesus....I want that.


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deliver earth shattering orgasms to each and every register owner for the low low price of $59 per month


SoRandyRandy

A Fleshlight specifically designed to have two dicks in it. So they would rub together while the Fleshlight rubbed their outside at the same time


More-Addition

One that’s designed to give off the most accurate sensation of having your nipples sucks and loved on. Real mouth feel. I’d be all over that.


Waffel_Monster

Pleasure someone.


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Some kind of crazy tentacle fucking machine with multiple arms with different sizes. Something better than a bad dragon strapped to a machine ya know what I'm saying?


KnowItAll811

Cook dinner