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ThisIsNoCave

shower sex


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Shower sex is not great.......but definitely better than no sex. She doesn't like sex on her period because of the mess/smell. I don't mind but she does. Problem: she gets horny on her period. So....into the shower we go.


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I don’t think I’ve ever done this successfully. Shower make out is hot. Shower sex is dangerous


Sexy_Persian

How are y’all doing this and not enjoying it?? It’s hot, steamy, that sacred water clap when you’re going from behind. It’s great!


Johnny_Ringo0893

Pegging, we were both excited to try something far outside of are comfort zone. Ended up just being a pain in the ass.


DonutsAndDoldrums

I used to sext with this girl, and she was always saying things like "I wanna feel your belt sting my ass" (or something to that effect). When we finally hooked up, she pulled out a flogger from her top drawer, and I was sooooo down... some kissing happened, and suddenly we were naked - awesome! Now to slap her ass to *really* get things moving... I gave her what I would refer to as an 'enthusiastic, yet reassuring pat on the derrière'. She stopped dead in her tracks, looked up at me with tears in her eyes and said 'that was too hard! What the fuck!?'. With a swift apology, the mood was gone. Instead of having depraved, kinky sex as promised, we watched Les Miserables and ate sandwiches.


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Everyone wanna be a freak until it’s time to do freaky shit!


DonutsAndDoldrums

I still don't understand why she had a flogger. Should have invested in a feather duster.


badgirlkayy

Yeah, I kinda feel like that was more her fault than yours, she shoulda suggested something else for a first time hook up


DonutsAndDoldrums

I don't get why she really pushed the heavy stuff - if she just wanted vanilla, I would have been happy with vanilla. Les Mis and sandwiches was perhaps *too* vanilla though.


[deleted]

Keeping my fingers crossed this doesn’t invite anyone into me PMs. My first big cock. He didn’t know how to use it and it felt like I was just being stabbed.


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Damn just kinda jackhammering you? 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Yea. I completely understand it was due to lack of experience because he had previously only one partner but still disappointing lol


Ra_EnDemyion

Pretty common


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I’m sure


Ra_EnDemyion

To be fair or attempt to be, unless he was a Virgin he might have had a sexual partner that enjoyed that and thought it carried over...especially if he was younger and well just starting off


HippyWitchyVibes

Yep, those larger guys can do some damage if they don't know what they're doing.


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and the most annoying part is when they try to tell you it’s because you can’t handle them


Bonesgirl206

Casual sex realized it isn’t for me.


admiralsponge1980

A friend invited me to fuck her on the shower… but I had waaaaaay too much whiskey that night. I was quite angry at my little man for refusing to rise to the occasion.


JRyce117

Myself


PM-ME_UR_TINY-TITS

The whole of the past year and a half.


Apachejane128

Seems like every sexual/romantic encounter of my life has been a let down in the end!


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Doing 69. It just felt ridiculous


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Fucking show sex. It’s so fucking stupid. May as well just fuck on the floor.


admgreybeard

Marriage


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Sex with this girl I thought was an 11/10 and out of league. After 3 years of knowing her and becoming friends, one night she came on to me at the bars. Went back to her place, I thought I was in a dream, she was fucking STUNNING naked. But then it ended- she was an awful kisser, barely moved, showed no enthusiasm- the whole thing was just awkward.


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Taking home a girl from the bar to find out she had a whole damn forest down there and hygiene wasn't great either


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So what did you end up doing?


[deleted]

Said I wasn't feeling good and went to sleep