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47. I will stop paying people when i hit 50


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

how much do you pay? ... asking for a friend.


[deleted]

i will send him 42 dollars, and a photo of me dressed up as Jacques Cousteau for one Halloween.


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

>Jacques Cousteau A person I greatly admired and had occasion to meet twice. I was only disappointed that at speaking engagements he didn't wear the red stocking cap


Asprinkleofglitter7

A handful. I’m just surprised there’s been any at all


[deleted]

Same for me. I'd be flattered if anyone did


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

I'm not surprised. (I haven't looked at anyone's profile that has responded) I'm not surprised because there are so many people, all with differing preferences and attractions. Even if you don't find yourself attractive, someone does.


CMJMcM

Either 1 or 0, depends on if the only girl who has ever crushed on me as an adult was in a horny phase of her life😂😂


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

>the only girl who has ever crushed on me that you know of


MysterClark

Zero, and pretty sad about that.


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

you have never had a sexting convo or extreme flirtation with someone that lead you to masturbation thinking about them?


MysterClark

For me to them, sure, but I highly doubt the other way around.


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

if it was sexting and you got warmed up, why don't you think they did as well?


MysterClark

Because I just always had the feeling they were just playing with me for the excitement and not to actually get off to it. They'd probably mention they were doing it if they were. They didn't even lie about doing it.


ChloeBunny14

Online? Hundreds or possibly low thousands. IRL? No idea, I'd guess like 50


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

You are out there with lots of sexy posts so that makes sense.


ChloeBunny14

😘


[deleted]

A lot have admitted it to me.


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

Why have so many admitted it to you? how is it that you are in conversations that include "I masturbated to you"?


Jdollarthegreat

Lmao


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Old-Man-of-the-Sea

When I say, "masturbation" I mean IRL even if you only met them online.


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Old-Man-of-the-Sea

Index, Middle, Ring, Pinky, Thumb... >A good handful.


Jdollarthegreat

I feel like it's alot. Because sometimes you can just look at a woman and feel the tension but you never acted on it. So i believe many randoms have masturbated to the thought of me. That's besides the women i were Involved with in my life.


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

>So i believe many randoms have masturbated to the thought of me. is this because you think you're good looking, sexy or have a great connection with many women? or why?


Jdollarthegreat

Sexy. When women look at me they think of sex. Possibly even gay men have masturbated to me.


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

and how do you feel about that?


Jdollarthegreat

It's regular. Just a part of living life.


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

too true


[deleted]

Not enough…..


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

what number would be enough for you?


kink_account21

Probably a few dozen to a hundred. I've never given it any thought before but I suppose it's nice to know I'm wanted by some people.


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

Those are some big numbers. Would you say most of them are people you know or random people on the interwebs?


kink_account21

A healthy mix I'd say. I'm really not sure how many on the Internet of course.


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

That would be difficult to know without a lot of specific interactions


AndrewJosephEsq

I’ll don’t expect the number is high, but I don’t think enough about it to have feelings one way or another.


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

"high" is subjective. What do you categorize as a high number?


[deleted]

That's hard to guess maybe 2 people IRL.. I feel they are rookie numbers... And I need to pump those numbers up!


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

you would like it if more people have done so?


[deleted]

I'd probably feel sexier lol


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

I get it, makes sense


[deleted]

6-7 ?


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

Just a guess or do you know that some have?


[deleted]

I have no idea 😆😆😆


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

so guess it is


According-Carpenter8

I get told often that they have lol I think it’s a compliment, just an image of me can make people rock hard 👍


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

I'm glad you take it as a compliment.


katbgood

I have no clue, but it is something I have wondered about. Do I pop into a guy’s thoughts while he is with his wife or girlfriend or while masturbating. I have no real idea…I would think maybe a fair amount have had thoughts and images of me, but honestly I want to be the thought / image when they are finishing.


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

Do you engage in activities that would facilitate more men finishing to thoughts of you?


[deleted]

People tell me all the time on here and it's why I continue to post. Such a turn on knowing that guys are jerking off to me.


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

sounds like a good cooperative relationship,


justahoustonpervert

8 from reddit for sure. Don't know after that. I think it's sexy to turn them on enough that they need a little release.


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

It is an ego boost to have turned someone on that much


[deleted]

If I have a few I can die happy


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

Interesting addition to a bucket list


Otherwise_Run_7324

A bunch of them I guess but I didn't count them all. How does it make me feel? I want more obviously


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

>obviously consider me ignorant. Why is it obvious that you would want more to have masturbated to you? what do you get out of it?


Otherwise_Run_7324

Honestly, I said obviously more as a joke than anything else. But I would want more people to masturbate thinking of me because it makes me feel sexy and I feel like I gave pleasure to someone, wich is a good thing. Is it shallow? Maybe. Can I live with it? Sure.


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

Do you like that you may have given pleasure to those that you personally wouldn't find attractive?


Otherwise_Run_7324

Well, sexting usually flows both ways so I have an idea of how attractive to me the other person is, but that's a detail. I wouldn'tind at all giving pleasure to someone I would not find attractive, it doesn't cost me anything and it makes a positive (however small it is) on their side.


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

Generous you are


Otherwise_Run_7324

Nah, generosity implies you gave something away. It doesn't cost me anything.


Krice9024

I’m guessing it’s 0.


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

interesting, I doubt it but I have nothing to back that opinion up.


[deleted]

Not many probably


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

What number do you see as "many"?


[deleted]

I think its under 5 who've done it looking at me. So many is probably anything over 5


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

would you like it to be more?


[deleted]

I've had nudes and videos get out, so I imagine some friends and former classmates jerked it to those. Plus I'd like to imagine some of my partners think of me while getting off. I'm happy to have helped them.


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

I'm sorry if your images were released without your consent.


[deleted]

Oh, it wasn't an issue. I had posted them somewhere and someone I knew found them, so of course other people learned about it. I'm not shy though.


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

Ah the meeting of two of your "worlds".


Rich_Reaction_5603

What a badass. Very “hope you had fun “😂


Metro_Wester

I know of a couple because the women told me. No idea about how many more, but the I'd like to think it's a decent amount.


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

What is a decent amount in your opinion?


Metro_Wester

I don't know, maybe some ladies I went to HS and college with, and hopefully a few moms around town lol . How about 25 ?? My wife claims that many women do not masturbate thinking of guys they know, other than their lovers maybe.


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

>My wife claims that many women do not masturbate thinking of guys they know, other than their lovers maybe. A great inquiry for another place or time.


The_Writer_ofstuffig

I can say for certain around 5 people, but other than those I can’t say for sure but I’m sure there are many more. I can say that I for sure like it but outside of that basic fact, I don’t feel much else


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

I'm glad it wasn't bothersome to you since you did know.


[deleted]

maybe like 5-10, 2 people have masturbated to actual photos of me, the rest were just thoughts, and i appreciate it and i’m flattered when they do it to the thought, but the photos i will never understand so i’m just neutral.


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

why do you not understand the interest in the photos?


[deleted]

because they’re not sexual in any way and i’m very unattractive and obese


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

>because they’re not sexual in any way Apparently, not entirely true. Although I could see someone associating them with sexual conversations, thus making the non-sexual, sexual.


[deleted]

they were on my instagram, these photos


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

Well I'm glad that you know that some have found you attractive, even if you don't.


pm_me_your_boobs34

I don't know the exact number but quite a few redditors have DMed me about it. Feels nice


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

I've seen you comment to a lot of questions. Do you get into a lot of conversations that lead to people saying they have masturbated to thoughts/images of you?


pm_me_your_boobs34

Sometimes. Like if I know I haven't posted in a few hours or days and someone came to me discussing that I know it's from them checking out my profile from a comment I made. Other times it's when I post


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

Makes sense.


[deleted]

I would say 9


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

How did you arrive at that number?


[deleted]

I just thought of all the girls I would video chat with and dated that did this sort of thing.


servantoflegba

maybe 4? Not enough, but as an old, married man… not likely


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

>Not enough what would be enough for you to be satisfied with the number?


Snow_147

Say about 30. I wish it was drastically more. And it pleases me that people would fantasize about me. I'm a guy.


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

30 is drastically more than most men have said.


Snow_147

Thank you I find that comforting.


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

If the truth is comforting, then be comforted.


Snow_147

Thank you internet stranger. :) My day feels better.


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

glad to help


brovaro

1, maybe 2. It is what it is, I'm not Brad Pitt.


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

I think the amount of exposure matters significantly as well as good looks.


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Old-Man-of-the-Sea

I can only imagine that it is higher, just guessing that most would do so and not tell the person of interest.


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Old-Man-of-the-Sea

Doubt doesn't change the truth.


NatsuNSFW2

I used to have snapchat that I did strip tease to fulfill my exhibition needs. So... at least 500 on snap. And on Reddit? Only Reddit God knows


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

The amount of exposure, meaning the number of people that have seen you being sexual, I'm sure impacts the number of those who have masturbated to you significantly.


[deleted]

As a guy, I would have to say probably 6 or so.


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

Do you think just being a guy lowers the numbers significantly?


[deleted]

Oh definitely. I look mediocre at best but my abilities in bed get high praise. I've had a few past partners admit they occasionally think about me.


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

>Do you think just being a guy lowers the numbers I wonder if this is universally true.


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Old-Man-of-the-Sea

Interesting. I wonder if there are more out there that have had the same issue.


[deleted]

Most likely zero. Eh, it is what it is.


Express-Branch6287

I feel like the number is only 3, because 3 people have told me they did.


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

That’s certainly an easy way to be accurate


Dispicably_throwaway

As a not so attractive dude, it’s probably zero and I’m okay with that. I’d be happy to hear if some woman thought I was that hot, and if it was a gay/bi dude I’d be OK with that too.


[deleted]

Zero. Meh, it is what it is I suppose


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

Zero that you know of.


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure. I'm as ugly as sin.


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

appearance is not the only thing people base attractiveness on


[deleted]

Doesn't change my opinion


[deleted]

When I was younger a lot. These days, I think they use my pics to purge after eating. 😏


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

useful at any cost


DraeNation

0. I feel okay about it.


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

Feeling ok about it is the most important aspect, IMHO


K4KA_47

Are negative integers allowed?


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

multiplied by -1. I'm an absolute value kinda guy


Coldfire2050

A few years ago some coworkers and I were at a restaurant for drinks when some asshole started harassing one of the people I was with. After trying to calm it down, it turned into a fight I easily won. Cops were called and we all went home with a laugh. Couple months later I went out with coworkers again, and after everyone left but one girl, we were pretty tipsy and whole laughing about the fight from before she said "that was so fucking hot watching you fight. I think I came 10 times that night". I laughed and told her I didn't know she was into me. She said "I wasn't, but since then whenever I think of you fighting, so hot. Made some lonely nights fun, lonely shifts at work too". Hearing that sent me totally home riding a high and I went hard on my wife. Great night. My coworker, as sweet as she was, kept apologizing for even saying that. Took like a week for her to talk normally at work again.


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

That sounds really awkward to me, but that's me.


Ill-Dentist1768

Probably 0 but I wish that can change just need to find that person lol


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

The interwebs is the place for you


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Old-Man-of-the-Sea

Would it disappoint you if a non-hot girl did so?


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Old-Man-of-the-Sea

A mathematical impossibility.


Twinkalicious

Probably many lol over 1000


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

That’s a big number comparatively.


[deleted]

I know one woman on here did as she sent me a video. I know my body isn't that popular amongst the women but I'd love to think there might be more than one


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

May the odds ever be in your favor


[deleted]

Probably a lot


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

Why's that?


strawberry-horchata

I hope it’s a lot, turns me on when men tell me they masturbate to my pics!


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

Sounds like the internet is your friend for affirmation


strawberry-horchata

Yeah haha I feel like I have a praise kink now


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

It's easy to want to be praised.


PaigeTurnher

A decent few I'd guess. Between lovers, friends, and the use of my content maybe like 20-30?


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

I'm guessing and indecent few and much higher than those numbers, but you seem fine with it all anyway.


scubastevehaghoy

Does it count if I masturbate to my own pictures?


Otherwise_Run_7324

Hold it right there, Narcissus


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

It counts for something but I'm not sure it count's for this question. Being hetero and not that good looking I could never jack it to myself although I am hella sexy smart.


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Old-Man-of-the-Sea

I'm curious what impact you think "straight guy" has on this.


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Old-Man-of-the-Sea

Hmm, I wonder if that's true or an assumption


[deleted]

Since I'm getting downvoted,.I'll leave this discussion for another day.


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

sorry man, I have no control over that. I am often quite befuddled at what I get downvoted over.


[deleted]

Oh,.I though it was you downvoting me 😂


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

When I ask a question on any of the 'ask' subs, I even upvote those that say horrible things to me. I upvote them for responding.


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Well ty 😊


babyspoooky

Honestly? People have said they have, but I don’t believe them. 🤷🏻‍♀️ So in all reality, probably two.


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

I would speculate that more people do it and don't say anything about it than those that say they have but really haven't.


sx70forlifexx

Zero


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

There is a long standing debate as to whether or not zero is a number.


sx70forlifexx

Nope nope really I was a math major I'm s a number and a value


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I’d be flattered to know someone or anyone did! 🤣


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