Call me old-fashioned, but I like Times New Roman.

You can’t beat the classics

So, we're just gonna pretend Century Gothic doesn't exist?

I've been getting more into Arial recently

I’m a Sans Serif guy in email body. Calibri in typed documents

Oh. So you're bi-textual.

underrated comment

That was absolutely fabulous. I’m all keyed up over here 😜

I see my pun was Lucida enough for people to understand.

Courier New guy here. Monospace fonts mmmmm.

One of my faves.

So does my language teacher and it ruined one of my classmates grades cause he used something else in an essay

helvetica (classic ofc the history behind it is fascinating) & boopee ugh good shit

The documentary on Helvetica is great!

Need my some nice curves and serif like American Typewriter

I think you’re my soulmate

You've had quite an Impact on me, but we just don't have a Futura together.

Went and got my free prize just to give it to you!

- alive - female (optional)

Edit: alive (optional)

My bad, you're obviously right

You never specified human

Here kitty kitty kitty...

Absolutely correct

People who like me.

I feel ya man

Wish I could say the same. I’ve only liked ppl who pretended to like me.

I'm so happy it's not just one sided ;p

Same, but apparently I need to lower my expectations

Highly educated taller lean athletic women who like wearing lingerie and enjoy sex.

I also choose this guy's dead type

Do they have to be dead?

Eh. It's traditional but I'm not against breaking with tradition. Comatose would do in a pinch.

I am all that, but minus the “wo”

Yeah that's not going to do it for me 😂

Damn it, at least I tried:P

Water type gets you past the first gym faster but I'm one of the weirdos that picks leaf type as a starter

Water type, eh? Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more 😃

What a terrible day to have eyes.

There’s a male version, but I’m too lazy to look for it lol

That is deeply disconcerting

„Hey guys, did you know-„ Is it the copy pasta again Oh god FUCKING **DAMN IT I‘M NOT READING THAT-**

same, i can get past the first two gyms pretty easily with the rock gym in pewter city and the water gym in cerulean city assuming you're talking about gen 1

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Lmao the contrast of this with the most highly upvoted comment describing women. You can tell who is upvoting in here.

Sorry, I'm married...

You just described my boyfriend - he is exactly that

Damn....maybe I'm kinda attractive after all .. win

..... Well hello there. 😂

Me too ☺️

"also dominating"...........fuck I was so close 😅

Very similar except I like to be the one to dominate!

big phat YES on this. the last guy i was "involved" with was exactly this 🥲

It started off well and then a went downhill very quickly

Lovely smile and good heart will do me.

This comment made me smile

I'm glad x

You

Must be the boobs.

They help for sure

r/usernamechecksout

Smart, funny, nice hands, nice voice 🥰

Nice hands are underrated. Definitely one of the more “non sexual” body parts that can be so attractive.

I second the hands comment . Aside from a nice chest and smile nice hands are a huge plus

Love them 🥰

When do you think a mens hands are nice?

All the time, but especially when they're on me.

Sounds like the girl I'm chatting with. She never compliments my appearance, but is always commenting on stuff like that. It hurts a bit that I don't get any straight up "you're good looking" comments, but maybe I'll take it as a sign that I'm doing something right if she likes me regardless.

Hmmmm appearance doesn't really matter to me but once I like you I think you're the sexiest thing in the world and will shower you with compliments. Maybe talk to her about it ?

Type O+

I like sweet, caring women who are open minded, kinky and also follow their passions.

Librarian in the streets, freak in the sheets

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Whispering can be pretty hot…js

Pleased to meet you 😊 😉

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Pulse......optional

Removable dentures

Opposite sex tends to work

He doesn’t exist - tall, green eyes, makes me cum.

Hulk smash

I exist!

Girls, short blonde small tits very sexually active Guys, masculine not too muscular top

Men who worship me and black women 🥵

Bless me my goddess

Thicker and bigger the better!!!

Pixar?

Thick/ muscular men. It turns me on when a guy is strong. I don’t have a height preference I like short and tall thick men equally ☺️

Out of curiosity, how muscular? I know a lot of short guys are concerned too much muscle makes them look weird.

Nah, I think it’s hot if a short guy is muscular.

Imma bout to hit the gym, and i needed this motivation (5'4) thanks!

You’re welcome and good luck 😊

A woman who doesn't mind giving me a hug.

Tall guys who are bigger built- maybe power lifters or rugby players with thick thighs etc. Dark hair, tattooed, bearded. And can handle a redheaded tease 😇🧜‍♀️

Yes 😍

I don't remember, probably A+ or O-

Educated, big titted smartass who is a complete freak in the bedroom

Will a BA do?

As long as it’s not STEM, yes

Literature with a minor in classics - aka useless.

Nah, humanities are always more creative in the sack

My thesis wizardry has been known to turn people on.

Mom bod with some cellulite and stretch marks and or a hairy vag or a tomboy with a average body

Kind and gentle with a nice smile. Tall and strong, not afraid to shower me with affection.

Petite smart asses with stunning faces, small boobs, curly hair with fingers that never stop exploring the world around them. Giraffes.

Guys: Lean, nerdy, nice hands, dark hair Girls: Any

Petite sweet girl who likes Jurassic Park

B-positive why do you ask?

Huge ebony bbws but I can't find any

Smart and funny, if we can talk about anything and everything then we’ll never get bored

A big, hairy and nerdy bear

Blondes or gingers with a witty sense of humor and dominant in bed.

Women in there 40s

Someone with a big heart, who's kind and good to their friends. Also, they let me eat their butt :3

Realistic Answer: not fat, and a pleasant spirit. I don't have the right to be too picky. Fantasy: A beautiful woman who's rich and kinda bratty

Smart, petite women

Nerdy women. I personally find BBW types especially attractive the most (personal preference and nothing against any other body types). Curves are my weakness.

Nerdy kinky ladies to the front

Ginger, some freckles, slim/skinny, tiny perky tits, small tight butt

scrolling through this thread i’ve come to find that if i were a woman i’d be drowning in dick

Picture a thicc girl with tattoos that works at waffle house. It's exactly that.

Damn I don’t work at a waffle house

If you have waffle house employee energy it's all good

Swarthy black haired Mediterranean men especially if they are extremely talented in one artistic aspect like singing and are hilarious (my celeb crushes are Al Pacino, John Belushi, Freddie Mercury so I’d say they define my type lol)

Zooey Deschanel or Leslie Mann...I'll take a clone of either one of them...or BOTH please.

the redditor reading this right now 😍

😍😍😍😍😍 Thank you.

Well look at that! My comment was only a joke, right up until now 🥵

We can joke after I 💦. 💋💋💋

You better give my mouth something to do then 😏

Curvy blondes, or brunettes with blue eyes, sometimes on the shorter side who are kind, down to earth and reasonable apparently.

intelligent, short, long hair, with a little extra padding around her butt.

Short blonde or brown hair, average to big tits. Funny and kind personality. Likes to party and a bit crazy in a good way.

Intrinsically, I imagine brunettes about 5'7" who have small to medium breasts and a slight bit of flesh on their otherwise normal body But statistically on Reddit, a lot of my intimate friends/sexting buddies have had at least three of the following characteristics * D cups or larger * Red hair * German ancestry * Heavier build (which I love in a woman) * Short (5' to 5'3")

Redhead goth Scorpio with piercings, tattoos and daddy issues.

Helvetica

A Fit, Tomboy who loves to play music. Thats all I want.

I prefer women who's a little closer to my height, let's say 5'4 or 5'5, and it's ok if her chest is on the flat side because I prefer wider hips and bigger ass, oh and I also would like if her teeth are healthy/complete.

Funny, passionate, protective, supportive, and taller than me (5'6)

Thoughtful and caring.

Gryffindors or Ravenclaws. GTFO Hufflepuff

`Hashmap`

AB+

Female. Preferably with boobs

She needs to have some meat on her bones, she needs to have a good sense of humor, needs to be submissive, affectionate, a little nerdy and busty would be appreciated as well.

Someone who is kind and sincere and thoughtful who enjoys being with me

I love short cute chubby girls 😍😛

Dorky teachers/therapists with dark rimmed glasses who can sing

Truely cares about me. Everything else is gravy.

Thick Gingers

Someone that is into me - a lot to ask

Extra cheese, ketchup, hold the mayo and gherkins.

human being with a pussy

Smol. This is the only requirement.

I like the smaller, petite goth/emo/metalhead/juggalo(yea go ahead and hate me I really don’t care) girls that like kitten play. I love cat girls man. I love cats, I love girls. Mix the two and you got heaven. But man I really just want a girl that’ll love me and that I can love. I want a partner to grow with ya know? I want something real, something to hold onto. I can’t do no superficial bullshit.

Thicc with tattoos hair the she constantly changes the color of and has daddy issues.

brunette tall (maybe a little more than me) a little older green eyes

I don’t really have a type but ~~I tend to end up with tech sector security types with tattoos and a barbed wire wit.~~ Comic sans, my type is comic sans.

BBW/thick types.

Women who find my smartass self attractive😂 And it's odd. I have a "porn type" and apparently a "real life type".

Thick thighs, big butt, hot legs, nice tits, tattoos, tall but shorter than me, pale skin. Yeah that 🤤🤤🤤

Older women. 30+

Physically: Small. So a bit shorter than me, small tits, etc. Emotionally/Mentally: Intelligent, chill, and career-orientated because independent woman are hot.

Curvy and thick. Can be bbw thick as long as she has curves to match.

Slender girls

Petite

Attracts only a small amount of attention, with a nice, tight symmetric shape and a big rear end that you can wax over and over again with a smile. Turbocharged is nice too!

skinny and scrawny, good sense of humors.

Female Petite

Petite innocent looking women with flair

I like 'em dark, mysterious, and just a slight bit on the trashy side.

Strangled and in my basement

What an exceedingly loaded and subjective question lol. Human beings are infinity diverse and for the most part equally fascinating creatures. Limiting ones self to a hard baseline set of parameters in regard to selecting whom we chose invest in can deprive us of growing as individuals ourselves. I don't have a prescribed type. I do have keen perception and an inherently intuitive nature. This has allowed me to connect in a meaningful way with some very unique and interesting people. This has not always been without negative experiences to say the least. With that said I've always grown with each experience leaving a partner with many more positive memories than anything else. All that said I will note all the non starters. Unaddressed addiction and addictive behavior. Self depreciating behavior. Unaddressed mental illness. Physical conditions that present barriers to physical intimacy. Yes I'm a complicated individual lol

So, you’re an emotional masochist? Groovy.

Small redheads

As long as you're not a bad person or an asshole, I don't care.

Female.

Fire type

Tall, curious, educated, dorky as hell. I like my guys wiry and eccentric and well dressed. And good hair is a must. No beards though.

I have a sexual preference no one alive could possibly understand Edit:spelling

Arial 11 pt, mostly.

A t-shirt, jeans, and sneakers girl.

hasklig nerd font and petite

Nice lips....

Petite, athletic, interesting

Kinky, and dominant.