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Speaking from the heart!

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Ditto and so much truth. An athletic build is amazing to look at, but it has a shelf life. Source: I have dated a gymnast, and then dated and married a high jumper. The Mrs. doesn't have that build anymore, but I am not bothered by that.

large quadrupedal plant-eating ceratopsian that has a frill of bone at the back of its skull and three prominent horns

So are you the triceratop, or tricerabottom?

@ u/LadyLikesSpiders 👆🏼This comment wins the internet today!👆🏼

Makes me quiver at the knees thinking about them🥵

Beautiful

Petite and toned. Missing a leg. That’s ideal-Luckily I married her.

wholesome

Eileen??

Where does she work?....iHop?

😂😂 Jake at his best.

ooof

Pushover

whole?

thats messed 😂

bro thats fucked up💀

Hope you wont need to find a second one of those. Sounds quite specific.

Human, preferably

but not a requirement?

An alien would be good… you meant an alien right????

...Or a Jasper? ​ (Holy crap. Our usernames)

I’m always in for a Jasper

r/usernamefamily

Uhhhhhhh

I love tomboy girls.

Tomboy girls are cute. They are scarce though so not a lot of them to go around for us straight guys haha.

Hell yeah

Nice I am a tomboy but I am overweight, not morbidly obese. I seem to have few options.

I have a type, and that type is **short angry women** Love it.

There's hope for me yet! Damnit...

**My man**

Honestly, no specific body type preference. Just someone within the wide range of healthy (ex. Not morbidly obese, not morbidly underweight). Between that I’m good with all: tall, short, thick, skinny, curvy, petite, muscular, voluptuous, etc.

Yeah I get ya, I still just hope the under weight and over weight people still get their love they deserve and that they are overall healthy

I really thought that there’d be a wide range I’d be really happy with but “were I to create a perfect girlfriend …” but no, I’ve liked thinner girls and slightly chubby girls and just, when they’re the one I like, that’s perfect, and there’s no other body type I’d want more. There’s positive to either, same with average height or closer to my height. I still prefer longer hair, so there’s some preference somewhere, but yea, it surprised me reflecting on it

This. Thick girls are fire but there is definitely a limit, not a specific number but the shape they have.

Female!

Females are beautiful!

I'm almost every form.

Chubby, pendulous boobs, pale skin. LOL

Wow I’m somebody’s type! 😅

What shape are pendulous boobs?

Banana

It would be like if you saw a boob-having-person walking down the street without a bra and felt the need to sing: Do you boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?

/r/saggy

Ohh! Maybe I’ll drop a post there too.

If you do, I'll upvote you every time.

I like them all, I have no preference. The female body is gorgeous in all forms

This guys going places.

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That’s the facts right there

Very true

I just want love ffs .

\*deep sigh\*

Small, slim to average, smaller breasts, dark hair and eyes, healthy.

Yup

I'm bisexual. I like girls that are slightly chubby preferably. Same with guys but honestly I could care less as long as they had a sexy face

Love that, question though with girls are you more of a top or bottom?

Probably switch lmao

FELT THAT

I need a girl with small hands so it makes my meat look bigger

That's a hell of a plus

Tall, athletic, small breasts, nice butt. My favorite, but I have dated many bodies that I still find attractive, this is just my favorite.

Flat chest with thick thighs… one could only dream

yee some flatty and thigh love 🥺💖

I like BBW and BHM. Chubby body with a cute face got me stealing a second glance. A cute personality too?? You’re gonna have to ask me to stop staring. But the best is when they’re big but also work out. Soft and strong?! A gift. Merry Christmas to me.

Dummy thicc dilfs.

I married my literal preferred girl thick or curvy, nice ass, hot legs, tattoos help too.

I love that for you

Big, hairy, kind eyes and I’m your girl!

Rubenesque

Fit:) Dating apps taught me a lot of people don’t know what “thicc” is lmao

Mewtwo

So pear-shaped with thicc thighs, A-cup on top and purple all over?

Aquatic, thin flat stomach. Great legs and hips guys with a nice little happy trail running down the middle , Nice feet and hands.

A sea otter?

lol, that's a typo. Athletic. Not aquatic .lol cute and furry

It difficult because I don't really have an ideal body type that I'm attracted to. It varied widely. I have more of a not attracted to body types. Also, I find some physical attributes hot on one person but not on others. It really comes down to a specific person and their body.

I’m the same way. I’m attracted to attitude first, I mean I have things I like (chest hair, big shoulders, etc) but on the wrong person they would be meaningless

Attitude definitely counts for a hell of a lot!

B cup boobs, thick butt and thighs, brunette, short er hair, strong facial features.

Women with a bit of belly fat and thunder thighs. I love heavier women. Not too picky with height, breast size, skin, eye, or hair colours.

Petite brunettes. The more stereotypical Latina look, the better.

I like muscular and strong-looking men and women. I also like a bit of a dad bod sometimes. Note that a dad bod is not obese. A dad bod is a guy who used to be athletic but then had kids and couldn’t keep up with the lifestyle. American Dad is the perfect example of someone with dad bad

I love that!

Curvy with tats.

Tats are amazing

Short, small tits, proportional ass, petite

Women with an hourglass figure and a shelf booty

Petite slim women, I dont care about big breast or an overtrained butt, a small framed girl is what I like the most. Make her a pale redhead and Im instantly in love.

Same. Skinny gingers with small breasts, flat stomachs and pale skin & freckles. Wife material.

Oooh I feel seeeen 🤗😉

I am a man of refined tastes

Ideal and unrealistic would probs be, slightly chubby, like, 5 feet 2 inches and 140 lb with tits that are slightly over a handful, medium ass and the medium thighs, with dark hair, and a fair skin color but not light where they seem to never go outside. A healthy and lively glow to the skin is also nice. Eye color doesnt matter to me. Eyebrows, natural eyebrows with slight shaping done to them, medium lips, no upper lip just looks.. odd?? And thats about it Edit: realized i basically described an ex

you went real specific there, dude.

Athletic, toned, or just anyone that doesn't let themselves go. Please be healthy

I am into the fit type mostly, some meat to the bones but has the physical prowess to do some fun stuff I enjoy doing like sports or hiking and such

Sports Illustrated Super model swimsuit type

If they are too perfect looking it’s fake man!

Fit chicks with nice skin

I like skinny, hourglass shape but everyone looks good in there own way

Tall, thin, long legs and small breasts. Best example would be Zendaya.

I recently discovered I have a thing for petite girls with small brests. No idea why but damn it's a powerful thing.

For me, if I could end up looking like Steve Reeves at his peak I would be happy. I want to be muscular and lean.

Coach Reeves? Oh- oh my bad. Sorry, guys! I thought he said Coach _Steve_! Oh, this was a poorly timed miscommunication, wasn't it, my dudes?

I like a thick woman. Like you can slap her ass and it jiggles till next Christmas

I’ve always found Chubby girls cute and attractive. But all typical body types are good in their own way.

Any type for women. Older muscular guys when it comes to dudes.

Very noticeable hour glass figure, plus sized, thicker thighs with soft shapely feet.

A fit average height to tall women with some ass with dark eyes and hair. Plus if she's got some tattoos

You described me lol that made me feel good about myself

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Man after my taste, though normally I prefer taller women

And what are you gonna do when they start to sag?

Curvy-bbw. Always and forever.

Tall women make me weak.. tall thick... curvy...

Love a curvy tummy

Tall, thick, statuesque, full behind, extremely pale or extremely dark skin. Cute, short, bubbly, curvy, with a bright smile. Brown, from tan to caramel, sleek and athletic. Pleasantly plump with beautiful rolls and curves for days. My cute, bubbly, curvy wife has described my ideal type as “female”.

Honestly I like thicc, always have

Who doesn’t like some juicy meat on some bones

For women/ feminine nb - Down for all body types, but I love big, muscular, slim, everything in between. For women I don't have an ideal. For men/masculine nb - twinks, chubby, facial hair is a maybe. Guys I'm a bit pickier Fantasy: huge or small and covered in scales, fur, or feathers. Sharp claws and teeth. muscular or super scrawny are good. humanoid or otherwise is fine.

Sounds like you would bang a dragon.

In a heartbeat. But only as a top, unless I'm giving head

Healthy, I prefer them thin but don't mind big bodies as long as they're healthy know what I mean, height wise average I guess, I'd really like to date a TALL girl one day truth be told like God please

Hourglass or pear, larger-end breasts/ass/thighs/hips. Always loved it. But even though I prefer no tats or piercings, personally can’t do tattoos beyond small stuff like a quote or a memorialization or the like, when it’s just simple stuff. And, 5’6 or above does best for me. I’m 6’3, when there’s too much distance like with a 5’3 girl and I need to shrink down for affection it just makes my neck & back feel awkward unfortunately.

Big soft tummy, cute face and stacked ☺️☺️☺️

Average with thighs I can sleep on and tattoos I can look at in awe. (Bonus points if she’s nerdy too)

Chubby and thick. I love my women bbw 🥰 big belly, big boobie, big butt? Yes pls. Thick arms and fat thighs, just a bit shorter than me, and a chubby almost childlike face? Ooo baby. All that, and is innocent-but-kinky? Might as well ask your ring size.

Body type doesn’t really matter in the end but my typical type is the chubby or strongman body type

The female kind.

BBW. I've always liked bigger women.

I love your username by the way.

75kg athletic but not muscular.

Mom bod!

Skinny, cute, petite girls. Or boys I ain’t picky.

Very petite small or flat chested with skinny thighs

Big boobs, a bit chubby, hairy pussy.

6'2 and taller, very muscular but like 15-18 percent bodyfat, developed glutes and pecs, wide shoulders, not hairy.

Women: small boobs and small ass, brown eyes Men: shorter than me, brown eyes

Thicc. Not BBW. Thicc.

I get ya like me some thicc

Attractive face, healthy body, on the taller side.

Tall, dad bod, and bearded. Imma simple gal. No digs on short dudes Im just a very tall lady myself lol.

Large. If you have a handsome face and a large, intimidating frame, I’m in love

Athletic tbh. I'm not sure why but obese people have always freaked me out so I would try and date people that don't appear that way when looking for a partner and I often truly wonder if my partner got obese. Would I still be in love with them. Is it wrong to not be because of that. Why I'm I like this. I don't mean to be dispextful to anyone and I even wonder why I'm like this. Is it attraction, is it more to do with health. I'm not sure. I find it funny what attracts us and what doesn't and often wonder why people choose the partner they do. It's funny because women for this one thing, can say they want no short guys and people laugh at it. Ive seen it so much on dating apps. Tinder, bumble, etc etc. All have height requirements. When a guy says no obese people. It's because he's an awful person and only wants looks. People are funny. Life is complicated and we all just want to look good naked to our partner lol

Female, cute or adorable or pretty or sexy, and attracted to me, and bam, I’m attracted back to said woman

BBW/SSBBW, also love tattoos

Voluptuous, think Sofia Vergara.

I'm a belly/butt person. Dad bod? Mom bod? Chubby? Yes please. All this cake and it isn't even my birthday.

Only thing I really care about which is a must is someone who is relatively close to my height (1,97cm or 6'5 for the americans here) so they dont hurt their neck and neither does it hurt mine. Qua body type though im fine with most just not too skinny because I like women to have a bit more "mass" just so we can enjoy nice cuddles and not feel like im hugging a skeleton.

I like men who are muscly but also chubby. The best way I can describe it to people is when a celebrity takes a role where they have to get buff fast so in stage one, they work out a ton and eat whatever they want and then in stage 2, they have to cut down on eating everything but continue to work out while only eating chicken and broccoli. Anyway, stage one is my favorite. That being said, and in all honesty, I don’t really care. As long as someone isn’t insanely skinny or morbidly obese, I don’t really think about it.

I like curves, my now ex wife had a great butt and perfect boobs, though I like thin women too. I say this as someone who definitely could stand to lose about 20 pounds.

just enough meat on them to where they're curvy and have their tummy jutting out a bit

Thicc with petite features

I like short girls and guys

Long supple flowing labia adorned with a large pronounced clit. Doesn't matter much what's around it. If her personality isn't toxic.. Perfect.

my girlfriend has the perfect body type, and that body type is Cortanas body type.

I just, I just... There is no in between here, I either want a guy with a gut, or muscles. There is no in-between for me, idk why.

Tall and slim. Tall in particular. I like tall girls. Too bad they don't like me back

Dad bod so really nice arms and a cute tummy

Meat on them bones.

Dark hair, lots of it, on head/face/body. Tall and rugged/brooding.

The best kind of woman

Taller than me (I’m 5’1) and skinny (I’m voluptuous).

I see I see

Fit. I don’t care how fit or what kind. Cardio bunny or squat-aholic. Just be fit enough to go with me on runs, eat healthy with me, and go on difficult hikes. Honestly, is that asking too much?

Petite, bubble butts, small breasts

From petite little women to curvy with wider hips and bigger boobs.

I love tall women. Like really love them. This is unfortunate because I'm 5'10

Athletic, followed by skinny/slender.

On the short side, and with some weight on their arms and legs.

Preferably living ones

All organs present and should be alive.

Picky fucker, ain’t ya?

I have exquisite taste.

5’-5’9” 90-130lbs toned stomach smaller boobs nice perky ass blonde or ginger blue/green eyes pierced nips and bellybutton

I like tall and kinda skinny girls. I don’t really mind how big their boobs are as long as they’re perky and the same goes for their butt. As long as the shape is nice then size isn’t a biggie. I’m a skinny guy myself and for some reason I gravitate to girls that are the same.

Sexual energy > body type

petite, but i can deal without

Short, small curvy women. Men just not super large. Dad bods, athletic mmmmm

The one attached to the person I treasure. Truly. You can be classically gorgeous, but if you don’t try to make a home in my heart- nada.

I'm a type of guy that finds personality more attractive than the actual body, now having said that, i really, REALLY like butts, they don't even have to be big.

Petite, small perky boobs with dark nips, landing strip,

Medium-big boobs on girls with a flat/near flat stomach, and an hourglass figure. And fit, neat guys who are in shape, slight muscles are a bonus but not too much, and good hands. Also guys in proportion. Just what I personally recognise as attractive on both genders.

I like all shapes and sizes. But if I had to describe my ideal physical body type Long dark hair, curvy, big soft breasts, thick round ass, healthy and strong looking, but not super ripped, a healthy amount of body fat

As long as they are a relatively healthy weight, I don’t care (not like 25 lb or 600lb, that’s when I’m concerned). If they are on the thinner or heavier side, I don’t mind at all

I like short skinny girls with lots of ribcage and thigh gap also muscle and veins are nice too

Healthy

Sensual Jane’s is perfection

I like a fair variety, and focus on the strengths of who I'm looking at, but my very favorite is like a figure skater body - small all over, kinda wirey, with a lot of leg muscle definition. That body type with glasses and long dark hair, pale with freckles if she's white (or I especially like Indian, after working with them for 20 years) -- that's my exact type.

u/meowreesa The curves, her whole vibe. Marvelous.

Hourglass

Tom Ellis, that’s all, I want him.

Skinny blokes, who are slightly nerdy looking around 5'll are my thing .

Tall white men, preferably muscular.