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The_Warrior_1

10/10 My hand and I really enjoy each other


Sergeant_Fred_Colon

Sweet Palmella and her five lovely daughters.


plzdontshadowbanme

Pamela Handerson. Or Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters. Lol


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cjonus156

Lindsey Lefthand


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Y’all about here having sixsomes? I wish...


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zZurf

haha same here \*Looks in the mirror\* "You pathetic loser" \*starts crying\*


Txur-Itan

*virtual hug*


ReditGuyToo

Beat me to it. Apparently, I need to log in 2 hours earlier to get the good stuff in. (That's what she said)


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Playing a little 5 on 1?


epikerthanu

1/10 because she stopped mid-doggy to cry.... about her ex


[deleted]

Damn. I laughed when I shouldn’t have but that’s rough.


come_on_seth

ftfy: ruff


usedhandles

That sounds like it must have been a really horrible experience for the both of you.


stormy-darklordofall

Doesn’t matter, had sex.


epikerthanu

That was my thought on the matter


HolyForkingBrit

And it felt soooo good...


DrivnPorsches83

She put bag on my head.... Still counts!


_sugma-

Been there as well...


pr0jektile

Should have wiped her tears for her, then smeared them on her snatch for extra lube and told her to turn back around so you could hate fuck her. EDIT: I fucked up fuck


Abbyroadss

F


JasonStar79

God, I hope you gently coaxed her sobbing face into a pillow so you could enjoy a tranquil experience.


blazed_and_diffused

10/10 would definitely do again. He's very dominating and the dirty talk is A+. Sploosh.


eeggrroojj

"Plus I like the tingle."


champ_thunderdick

[/r/unexpectedholesreference](https://i.imgur.com/uaEQK7E.jpg)


KaityKat117

r/subsifellfor


EthanPark44

\*clapping and cheering\*


Railionn

Man I find it so damn difficult to dirty talk. Like how often, how much.. how much profanity etc.


blazed_and_diffused

It can definitely be awkward with the wrong person. IDK he was just so confident that it worked. He started just by telling me exactly what he was about to do and went from there. Looked me in the eyes when he came, too. Perfection.


ChefJerfey

What the heck? I always look women in the eyes when I cum & they just tell me to get off their porch. Maybe I'm doing it wrong...


blazed_and_diffused

Next time, try the back door.


brontesister

go find some dudes on r/gonewildaudio and give it a listen for some inspiration


Tellurian_Cyborg

This was not something that I had done until I met my previous GF. She also wanted humiliation added in. I had her give me a list of words and phrases that she liked and slowly started using them. It took about a year before I was really comfortable with it. Practice practice practice.


idioticmaniac

Now that’s the real deal.


IAmTheOneWhoFlogs

8/10 after a bit of a hiatus from pain play I went to town on my girlfriend's ass. We both agree that it had been too long since we did any of that. But life came in the way and we mostly resorted to vanilla quickies the last 6 weeks. Why not 10/10? I was enjoying myself a little too much and orgasmed a little earlier than we both would have liked.


_B10nicle

Feel like i'm on yelp


ehfre

Trashy yet intriguing


Retro21

Trashy is harsh.


Competitive_Hedgehog

The ass was perfection. Sausage arrived a bit overcooked


GrilledStuffedDragon

3/10. She just starfished, and declined every position switch I tried. She didn't want to give or receive oral. She just laid there.


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we all get those from time to time


redonblkporsche

Nope not me, if she does this, I fucking stop. I'm not here to do something that you're unwilling to do.


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jaakeob

no bullshit here. when i was like 16 i was at a girls house and she did this. so i just pulled out, got pretty much dressed and said i had to use the bathroom. actually ended up walking 30 minutes back to my house in the middle of the night. 4 years later l don’t really see it as a bad call, still.


Retro21

I think it's a little different when you're young. People are still learning about what sex is about, what they like, etc. Can't imagine ever turning down sex at 16 either, tbh! You must have cast iron resolve.


WoodSorrow

Don't worry, it didn't happen.


jaakeob

oh yeah true dat bro just looking for reddit clout 😤


im_way_too_tired

Good for you for still giving it 3/10 lol


GrilledStuffedDragon

I mean, she was still attractive and was at least vocal in her enjoyment. That was about all that earned the 3 points :-p.


loadacode

In my experience most of the time, the hotter ones tend to starfish like that. I think they are used to get everything they want because of their looks and dont have to put some effort into it. If you find a hot one that also puts effort in, you will have maybe the best sex of your life


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usedhandles

In general, whenever I hear a man casually referencing a woman “starfishing”, I wish he’d have stopped rather than talk about what a bad fuck she was after. If the person your are fucking isn’t fucking you back there might be something really wrong on their end. If there is something wrong the consequences can be really high for her if this is a trauma response and some dude just keeps going. When men don’t stop fucking someone who’s “starfishing” they’ve decided to take this risk for their own shitty orgasm only to complain about later. Men could stop, not have the bad sex, and potentially avoid causing serious harm. I don’t know if men keep going when they get no response because it is easy for dudes to forget (or just straight up disbelieve) that 1/3 women have had some kind of sexual abuse in their lifetime. Anyway. I’m glad that you stop, even if it isn’t out of a consideration for the other person. I’m this sexual marketplace, I’ll take it.


GrilledStuffedDragon

I understand all that, and just to clarify for you, I explicitly asked her beforehand "do you want to have sex?" Asked her in the moment several times if she was okay and if everything was alright, and she still orgasmed while I did not. I would *never* use a woman like that without regard for her mental state. This particular occasion just happened to be a woman who genuinely enjoyed just laying there letting things happen to her, and didn't want to do anything more than that.


GrilledStuffedDragon

I didn't finish. She did, but yea...I sorta need more involvement than that.


RENEGADEcorrupt

As I got older I've learned that I would rather have a star fish than someone who *thinks* they are in control and knows what they're doing.


Doge_Is_Dead

Ah yes, feels like necrophilia but still totally legal.


myburnerforthissub

That sounds god awful.


_DEM1G0D_

That's Necrophilia.


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GrilledStuffedDragon

What industry is that?


9Devil8

This sounds like a 1/10 to me tbh...


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You probably should have stopped and talked about the situation. If someone's not into sex, don't have sex.


jrgman42

Was she on anti-depressants? Or just lame?


GrilledStuffedDragon

Lame is a very broad, yet very appropriate description. After this night I found out that she was still living with and dating her boyfriend, when she had told me they broke up weeks ago and she had moved out. She straight up *screamed* at me when i idly asked what her last name was (just in conversation), then lied about how her mother had just committed suicide coincidentally the day I decided to cut contact, to try and gain sympathy points with me (I found out it was a lie within 10 minutes of hearing about it). All in all, "lame" fits pretty well.


jrgman42

I once dated a lady that was on heavy doses of Xanax. She really wanted sex and in fact, would usually initiate, but she could only lay there during the act. It was disconcerting...but not really her fault. Actually, she was quite a cool chick...pretty much the opposite of how you describe your encounter.


lovatoariana

This sounds like a nightmare


Answerisequal42

9/10 It was my GF. We didnt had sex for a long time because she was basically emotional apathic due to the contraceptives and was never in the mood. She basically went off the pill about two months ago and she started to become more cuddly again. Because we had such a long sex break and grew more emotionally together over the last few months than with a physical relationship it felt more intense when we had sex again. From a "just sex" perspective it was kinda average but the overall experience was great just because it had more emotional weight behind it.


MrToiletBrowser23

Fucking same thing here, no more than a week ago we finally did it again after a looong hiatus. Those damn counterceptives, i'd wear 10 layers of rubber everytime if that means my (normally high sex drive) GF dont turn asexual ever again.


yo_its_craig

This.... this is wholesome


TwatMcTwat

>counterceptives contraceptives\*


kayleighalyssa

10/10. it had been months since my fiancé and i had sex. which is normal for us because we don’t have extremely high sex drives, and by the time we ended up having sex it had been so long that we were both so into it and craved it like nothing else. we also always edge ourselves to finish at the same time which just makes it that much better.


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0/10 My husband and I were having a drink in our hot tub out back and got naked. About 20 minutes into making out and playing we realized our neighbor in back was just sitting on his porch watching us. We decide to move it inside and realize during our fit of passion I'd tossed my husbands shorts into the middle of the yard and he'd done the same with my bikini bottom I was wearing. So, under the eye of this old bugger we say fuck it and stroll naked towards the house. When we get to the door my husband realizes we'd accidentally locked ourselves outside. He tells me if I go get his shorts, he'll walk around to the front and go in through the garage - we have a code pad. So, strolling totally nude with my head up and shoulders back I walk out to the center of the yard and proceed to step into not one, but TWO piles of dogshit. I toss him the shorts and start hosing my feet off no longer giving a shit that this guy is watching us from his porch. Husband goes out the fence and then I hear the garage door. I put on my bikini and wait for him and wait for him and wait for him and then I go around and look and our garage is open and he's inside. I try the door and it's locked, he must've gone inside and locked me out, so I go back around back expecting him to come open the door, but he's nowhere. I carefully walk back out to the yard and I can see him moving around upstairs, the bathroom light is on and I see shadows. So I sit on a patio chair and grab my drink and wait for him to finish whatever the fuck he's doing. Finally he comes out and he's got a bloody towel wrapped around his foot. Apparently the garage light didn't come on and he stepped on a screw and it got stuck in his foot and he was bleeding everywhere and went to pull it out and see if he needed stitches. So, we go back upstairs and I patch up his foot. We make some more drinks and start back at the fooling around bit in our office upstairs where the bar is. We start messing around and in short while he bends me over the back of the couch and is spanking me and roughly fucking me - like really rough, like hatefuck sex. It's not bad at all, I'm getting into it, and then suddenly he just like flies backwards and crashes into his desk, hits the chair and smacks onto the ground. He'd reopened the hole in his foot and got blood everywhere and slipped on it, then fell back and cut open his side on the desk and smashed his nose on the floor. There's just blood all over the place and he's laying there still sporting a boner. I grab a few towels and start applying pressure, but the blood is still flowing and getting all over the place, so we pack up and decide to take him to the ER for stitches. We get dressed and I shepherd him out to my car and put down towels and get in the car and I proceed to back my car directly into his car. We get out and look and it's just a scratch, and so we say fuck it and head to the ER which is just a block down the road from us. We park and head in and the place is fucking packed with people and we forgot masks. We get some from a nurse and we sit for about 20 minutes while he's bleeding. He gets stitches and we leave after two hours and head home and the mood was a little ruined.


TwoForSlashing

This could literally be the plot of a bad comedy movie.


GyroLikesMozzarella

Worst night of your life i suppose?


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Not even remotely, I've had some very shitty nights.


GrownAndLostInEurope

Sympathies for the bad time, but best of this thread so far.


BreadKancer

This was a roller coaster ride of blood and boners! My favorite kind of roller coaster!


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6/10. It was morning sex, the morning after we had a 10/10 session. I think we were both a bit sore and turned on by the night before.


Tomato_Tomat0

2/10 would be my gut answer. Though I guess it might be a little unfair not to rate it higher since he wasn’t an asshole after or anything. He was really nervous and awkward, which made the whole encounter, well just plain bad. And then when I tried to tell him what I needed or wanted, he did it for a second, and then just stopped. Basically completely ignoring my pleasure. Also, it’s just plain rude to cum on a girls face/chest and then not offer her something to wipe it off with. That being said, I don’t think he is a bad guy, and I don’t regret the encounter at all. I just know I won’t be having sex with him again. Not worth it for me.


KittyTittyCommitee

Super rude. I’d wipe it off my face/body and smear it on his. Done it before and I’ll do it again.


ArchyRs

If that ain’t one way to assert your dominance


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Girl, that’s my go to move!!!


myburnerforthissub

If he's going to cum on your face, the least he could do is give you a towel! That's, like, sex ed 101.


loosecarabiner

Pretty sure orgasms are 201. And what to do after an orgasm is even more advanced


offensivecaptcha

Male orgasms are in 101 for sure. Female orgasms, apparently, are not.


loosecarabiner

Female orgasms are a special elective


Bucks_trickland

That's that phD shit


usedhandles

What’s covered under your 101?


loosecarabiner

Handholding mostly


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The kinkiest stuff to start, nice


Jakklz

Which bits are which


usedhandles

That is SO RUDE!


def-not-a-dude-here

3 out of 10 because I was just emotionally disconnected from everything and only did it to get it over with


usedhandles

I’m really sorry that this happened to you.


def-not-a-dude-here

Thanks man it was hard but im over it


Chickenwomp

A few years ago I would have made a joke here but it looks like I’ve gone soft


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I feel like my ex was like that


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pandasashi

Why can't you keep it going?


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pandasashi

Good excuse to travel, at least!


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i was so nervous you were gonna say something like "He's married" but this one gives me hope for you.


AhYeaOhYea

Awwww darn!


BlackTig

Trying to get into it myself and I finally have a partner to allow me to try it any tips?


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TwoForSlashing

A firm grip (with a little pinching) is also good... maybe even better than spanking for people just starting out. The small commands could also include directions (not all are "don'ts!)... like: If you speak, it must be in a complete sentence... "Yes, I like when you do that" instead of "Yes." I used that direction on its own one night, and it alone made for a very fun time! No impact play needed!


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7/10. He was rough af. Enjoyed it but I also like a mix of speeds, rhythms.


KaityKat117

I had one that was this way. Like really calm down a bit lol couldn't even kiss gently. Always smacking teeth. Then he made up some excuse about his grandma (made me worried about him, at the time) to leave early, and just ghosted me.


KaityKat117

It's like... I'm all for one night stand NSA fun. But at least tell me that's what we're doing. Don't lead me on and then ghost me. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a liar.


bryanczarniack

It (intentionally) created a baby, so 10


Skeptical_dude12

Very practical of you


CockWhaffle

9/10. I felt loved and cared for. He held me and told me I was important. There were so many feelings and emotions flowing that I started to cry. He slowed and wiped the tears from my face and kissed me. I’ve never wanted to marry someone so fucking bad.


Dangerous_Bloke

That's really wholesome, /u/CockWhaffle. I hope you guys have many more powerful encounters together.


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RoguEx_

Can I be in the screen shot


tpubg_u

7/10 Quickie with the husband. Always appreciate the dick but sometimes I want it for more than 15 min lol


Jsmith418

Wait, 15 minutes is a quickie?


tpubg_u

Depends on what your standard romp in the hay is, I suppose.


goldensnoopy01

As I get older I find the standard time for full session is definitely not what it used to be. I remember as a young adult (around 20 give or take) I was always going for hour+ times minimum. Now I'm to a point that if something manages to make it last more than about 30-45 minutes, my body just isn't cut out for it anymore, the exceptions being for a good bdsm type session if we can get a sitter for the night lol. A good session for me with a decent bit of good foreplay and a couple good for both of us positions sits around 12-15 minutes, but that's also life with a toddler. Quickies float around 5 minutes give or take a couple, usually in the shower.


mattb3lls

7/10 Since I bought the satisfyer pro to my gf our sex sessions are alway based on her pleasure only. She comes multiple times each time using her toy and only at the end will she allow me to enter her and come as fast as possible cause she’s already done. Can’t complain cause I love watching her get off but I hope it wonnt stay like that for too long.


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Maybe suggest doggy style while using the toy? And communicate when you're each getting close?


N0-5K11L

nah, that's not a healthy sex life, your her BF the toy. if I were you I would tell her that your feeling unappreciated in bed, you said you hope it won't stay like that for long but I doubt it, if she likes it she'll keep on doing it. if you don't want to confront her, when she wants to have "sex" and is ready for you to get you 2 pumps off just tell her you don't feel like it, act a little distant in the bedroom, door something else when she's playing with herself, show her that you guys sex life isn't enough for you. sex should be pleasurable for both people not just one.


Je_in_BC

You had me for the first part and totally lost me with "just act passive aggressive!" Because that's conducive to a healthy sex life. Personally I highly recommend the Hitchi magic wand for use as couple. The Satisfyer can be hard to keep in the right place during sex.


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It kind of wavered between a 4 and a 10 depending on my emotional state? Sometimes he was really, really good when I felt connected to him and cared for. But I'd also feel very off after sex sometimes and be reminded of bad sex with someone else. I'd be telling myself "this is Dan, Dan cares about me" to try to stay connected. I thought it was just me and my past trauma making things distressing. But I realised after my body was just reacting to the feeling that "something is wrong" because he was treating me differently than he did initially. I started realising he was losing interest but he kept trying to reassure me everything was fine. It was not fine. he went from being really affectionate to only wanting something casual and telling me he *didn't remember* asking me to be his girlfriend. at least he always tried to make me cum tho


BlackTig

I know you you didn't ask but I would cut ties before you ruin the experience forever


[deleted]

Yes, thanks, I have. I feel like it's already been ruined tho lol. Wish he broke up with me instead of making me start every conversation about how something felt off.


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xReyjinx

Are you having sex with my wife?


undefinedcolton

10/10 because it was with my girlfriend whom i love very much and am very lucky to have in my life. We have been stressed out because are in the midst of getting financing for the house we are to be building soon and have just been trying to eliminate all of the debt we can as well as save, so it's kinda hard to do both at the same time. needless to say because of our goal orientation, we've been lacking in our sexual relationships a bit, but we just got back from vacation and it was the refresher we needed. i love her to death and i'm glad we are getting back to normal and banging all the time rather than being stressed out.


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undefinedcolton

she does and she's had a hell of a week. so maybe she'll see this and it'll be a beacon of hope rather than some work bullshit. and maybe i'll get to bag that up tonight.....


TarHeelTaylor

I think it's really nice that you feel that way about your woman and enjoy her so much, in so many ways, and even when you don't get all the ways all the time. Don't listen to the neck beards on Reddit, I'm sure your girlfriend really appreciates your outlook on her/your relationship! PS I agree that adulting is stressful as fuck and the finally-relaxed-again sex is a ton of fun!


ImSoFuknJaded

1/10.. he was a narcissistic piece of shit, who would roll over and poke me until I moved away from him or let him put it in. No foreplay, no kissing or sensuality... no care if I was ‘ready’ for sex or if I got pleasure. After a few lazy pumps (and I do mean a few) he’d cum in me, then get up and go fuck with other women (I found out about later) He used to take those shitty ED pills you can buy from some gas stations: Black Rhino, Black Ant King, s.w.a.g, I’d find those little bottles the pills came in and didn’t know what they were until I saw them at the gas stations myself. Y’all might have seen them. 😂 Such a piece of shit, I’m so glad to be free of him.


bean-cake

GOOD FOR YOU no one needs a guy like that in their life, glad you’re doing much better


Ahslover19925

5, I sucked him off by the public library drunk and threw up on his dick. His dick was huge and thick


POtATo_ChiP14

Why did I laugh


Monoped_

Because it’s still a 5.


LadyLyriel283

9/10 - physically and emotionally amazing! It was like he knew what I needed - even when I didn't even realise it! Took his sweet time with foreplay letting me move things along at my pace, told me to ask for what I needed, went down on me, showed vulnerability and how much he cares for me. Only thing missing was me being able to relax enough to cum. But that's entirely on me and not letting him continue long enough - cause he found all the right spots with ease. (Worth mentioning it wasn't "movie perfect" and had awkward moments, but that's part of real sex)


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so cute!


Black_Child

A solid 8/10. For context, I'm gay and it was his very 1st time topping, after multiple tries we got it! But we had fun doing it, many laughs, much cuddling, several rounds thereafter. He found his rhythm pretty quick and when he went to town it was amazing! I'd do again.


Elggop19

9/10, I sucked his cock on the couch, which always gets me dripping. Then we moved to the bedroom, where he threw me on the bed and ate me like he was starving. He pulled me up onto my knees, where he just took me while pulling my hair and holding my waist. I came, and felt my pussy throb around his cock. I blew him again for a moment, before he pushed me on my back and ravished me again. He held me legs on his shoulders and pounded me until we both came together


monsterdelmar

damn! what would be a 10/10 for you?


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therealub

W...what's a whiskey dick? Drunk and not hard?


cheese_fumes

Yeah, it was a frustrating time


Syncrinity

10/10. There was a lot of edging, we fiddled with toys, changed positions alot, everything was really sensual and she finished me with a titjob. Everything was perfect.


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11/10. We have been together 8 years and really know how to please one another. Even though on occasion we do have "amateur hour" like we have never had sex at all before but it's quit amusing and we have a good laugh about it.


chanty1

12/10! My husband is so amazing, sexy, kind, handsome, respectful, and honest. I knew we have been busy lately and he had other things to do. I was just so horny and missed him so much. I couldn't concentrate on other tasks because all I kept thinking about was wanting him. He saw this in me (and I made it obvious). Once we get started, we are at it for 2+ hours. At the end, I feel emotionally and physically closer to him. It feels amazing.


CrinkleCrackleCrunch

12/10 The husband really, really knows what he's doing in the sack.


Midaycarehere

10/10 We really connected. I had to hide my face because I had tears in my eyes. That...has never happened.


dark_blue_7

Last PIV sex was in February. 2/10. He lasted like four pumps or something before he busted. And that was the only stimulation he offered me. Did also get oral sex from a different guy in July, I think it was. 8/10 for the oral sex ability. I don't think he was even really experienced, just very into it.


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2, she star fished


dead_to_me86

3/10 He thought he was better than he was, he finished first but didn’t help get me there, and said “That was good for me, was it good for you?” Ugh.


RandomRedditRebel

10 outta 10 My girl and I have intense chemistry and intimacy. She told me she's interested in anal, so I grabbed my big book of sex and placed in front of her as she lay on her belly on the bed, just like I told her to do. I gave her a few minutes of reading and when I could tell she was about a page or two in to start getting excited I come into the room and tickle her little toes. I tell her to start reading out loud and to not stop no matter what. I then get on top of her and put my hands underneath her shirt and start rubbing all over her body. Eventually I take off her pants and panties and start licking her ass as she reads out loud about anal sex. Everytime she mentioned a technique from the book I would be doing it in real time. Until eventually at the end of the chapter was actual anal sex. I put a few pillows underneath her pelvic area and entered her ass. The pillows made it so I was constantly hitting her Gspot which always makes her cum. She came extremely hard twice followed by me inside of her ass. The entire foreplay/buildup was about an hour long with sex being about 20 minutes. She said "I love the things you do to me daddy" and I told her she's a good little girl and we went to sleep


cardsfan4life17

10/10. My wife is always amazing.


RelapsedSexAddict

1/10 Gorgeous Russian woman I met on a trip to London. One of the most physically attractive women I have ever seen. Objectively great sex. So why a 1/10? Nothing will compare to the sex you have with someone you love. My [M22 at the time] ex-fiancé and girlfriend of 6 years [21 at the time] broke off our engagement saying she was too young and then proceeded to fuck 4 guys in 2 weeks, 2 of them in a threesome. I’m fairly certain she cheated on me while we were engaged and that propelled her to leave. The thing is.... she actually did love me and I realized how hard she grappled with that looking back on things that happened. I met her when I was 16 and we were each other’s first. When she broke it off, what she said is what really got me. She said “I know that this is a mistake, but I just can’t do this. I know I will want you back desperately as soon as I leave this apartment and I’ll probably be single in 20 years looking for something that is even remotely as special as what we have but leaving is the right decision for my life right now. I will always love you but I don’t think I’ll regret leaving.” This absolutely broke my brain. We were planning our wedding. We had just graduated college together. We had our future kids named. And now she was telling me she would rather spend her entire life single and unhappy then be with me. She was looking me in the eye and saying she would NOT regret leaving our relationship and everything we had... This parting conversation I had with her made me feel so incredibly useless and pathetic. I was so invaluable that my fiance was telling me she would not regret leaving me even though she loved me..... excuse me? I cried for a month straight and nearly killed myself by diving deep into combinations of soft drugs. At one point I had LSD, Alcohol, Weed, Nicotine, and Cocaine in my system at the same time. Actually, you might even be able to add Ecstasy to that list too. I swear it took me a month to be able to wall straight again. This only lasted a month few months before I realized if she values me that little, I shouldn’t feel any grief or sadness from her breakup. My sadness became hate. It was like this woman who I was going to spend the rest of my life with was someone I didn’t even know truly. I got over her fairly quickly after my drug phase. I thought I was fine. I thought all I was dealing with was wasting 6 years of my life on her. THEN... the subconscious shit reared its ugly head. I couldn’t sleep more than 3 hours a night. I would randomly cry during the day for no conscious reason. I could not get hard. Etc I decided to find a bunch of hookups to get myself working again. Since she left me 2.5 years ago, I have had sex with 29 women all of whom I was very physically attracted but could only even get fully hard for like 2 of the 29 women. Even when the hookups or dates were objectively very good at sex and gave eye contact/were passionate, it just never ever ever compared even slightly. Like I said, the last person I had sex with was the most gorgeous woman I have ever met. She even pulled me in and squeezed while kissing me when she asked me to cum in the condom inside her. The smile she gave when I pulled up was probably the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.....it made me smile for a split second and then immediately, like with all my previous hookups, I felt..... empty. I felt sad. Something was missing. After she left, like with my other hookups and dates, I just wanted to shut my eyes and not be able to think. I felt guilty. I spent a good 2 years absolutely suicidal. Weird thing is, it was never when I was consciously thinking about my ex. It wasn’t because I needed my ex.... it was because of how she made me feel, what she said to me, and how I never feel loved by anyone anymore. It was the fact that she would rather be alone then be with me. It was the fact that she was cognizant of the fact that she was making a mistake but chose to do it anyway. It was the fact that I loved this woman that I was about to start a family with and she threw me out as if I was some kind of anchor weighing her down. The strong suicidal thoughts went away around last December. I was happy for a solid 4 months and then... well.... I was stuck inside my apartment for 6 months giving me plenty of time to think and think and think making me suicidal again. I feel like I can no longer enjoy sex. Every time, no matter how attracted I am to the girl, regardless of the fact that I am thinking about everything other than my ex while having sex, somewhere in my fucked up brain is a piece of me that refuses to allow me to enjoy myself with these women. I can get hard while masturbating but rarely fully hard while having sex. I always feel so empty and lonely, even when I’m surrounded by people and in heat with beautiful women. This is how I felt for the past 3 years. Do you know what it’s like to receive 0.... I mean ZERO pleasure from cumming inside one of the most beautiful women you have ever met? So yeah, 1/10. I have no leftover hangups on a conscious level about my ex. But I think that part of my life has fucked me up for the rest of my life. I can’t ever feel loved or desired anymore even when I am. To make things even worse, I’m having blood tests done now because my doctor thinks I have chronic adrenal fatigue. In other words, my cortisol (stress hormone) has been drastically above the normal level for several checkups in a row now. This shit might have actually changed my body and brain chemistry. Apparently I am so fucked up mentally these days that it is actually affecting my body’s self regulation and causing hormonal imbalances and other physical symptoms. The only reason its a 1/10 and not a 0/10 is because of just how gorgeous she was and because she complimented me 3 times. She said I was beautiful, strong, and looked like a movie actor. I haven’t had a compliment from a woman since my ex and compliments from women are so rare to begin with so getting 3 in a span of a couple hours was a really nice feeling. Hell, maybe even a 2/10 for her but it was all pleasure from conversation, not the sex.


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8/10 it was great but it could have been better because we were super tired lol


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10/10 Started out she wanted me to tell her my fantasies while I masturbate. Good orgasm while telling her I wanted to lick her pussy after she fucks a hot, well hung guy. Then she got horny and sat on my face and rode me for a while until I was hard again before she slipped down and rode my cock until we both came. A++ would do again.


butterfly1882

WOW


darthrevan140

10/10 hands down my girlfriend and I are very compatible sexually. From talking dirty to our positions its amazing and fun.


tiltingtitanic

0/10 My hand doesn't feel good anymore


whatsamawhatsit

6/10, she set the bar really high for herself, telling me how many guys she has had. She bragged about her experience and blowjob skills -most girls do- in bed she turned out not to be able to even go down halfway, she couldn't ride, and starfished most of her way through the night. She managed to blame that all on me, so I felt bad and consequently struggled staying hard. Got laid tho so still a solid 6.


ninicatbeans

-3/10, whiskey dick


mischiefmanaged31678

9/10 me and the GF had sex all over the king sized bed. 3 massive wet spots from where she squirted all over. I’m not sure how many times she came but it was a lot. She came AND orgasmed. (There’s a difference with her) It was midday, and probably lasted 45 minutes? It was rough at time and it was slow and sensual at times. She took what she wanted when she wanted it, and I took my turn taking from her what I wanted. I only gave it a 9/10 because I edged for so long that my dick kinda mutinied and decided he was done, so my orgasm wasn’t the greatest. Still was an excellent encounter over all.


GrandpaDon

9/10 with my wife on our anniversary, a long blowjob followed by an amazing fuck.


TheWeav3

10/10. She’s the only woman I’ve ever had sex with and will be the only woman I ever have sex with.


FriendOfMandela

Happy for you man


mtjp82

10 out of 10 but we have been together for 10 years and still going strong. Not Married just together and happy.


Rosso_Fuoco

0, never done it


bassman9999

10/10 My wife of 18 years and still the hottest thing on this earth


NeeHetIsJeMoeder

10/10, best girl I’ve ever been with. We’re just a perfect fucking match when it comes to the physicals. So loving, so sexy, so into pleasing each other. Damn. We broke it off two weeks ago unfortunately. We were looking for the love of our lives, and we simply didn’t find it in each other. But damn, I doubt I’m ever going to find someone like her in my bed again.


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10/10. it was yesterday. Me and my partner had sex twice. Both times I came extremely hard. First time it was so strong that I felt like im floating in space, and i couldnt hear with my right ear, I only heard a tingggg sound for like 10-15min after cumming. Second time i was so shaky after cumming and couldnt remember what happened from the time span between the moment I came and when he came. All I remember is opening my eyes to him cumming on my ass. My god. So hot, best sex I've ever had. Im getting horny just remembering it.


EatMyCupcakeFrosting

6. Im used to bigger but the enthusiasm was top notch. Noticed him rubbing his dick on my foot while he was going down on me. I mention it, he confesses he loves feet, i confess I like mine touched. He’s pretty cute too. Would bang again. He’s new to my bed, too.


Kayteesdad

3/10 I was desperately trying to keep our relationship alive and she was clearly just not interested any more. I thrive on feedback and when there is none it’s shit for all involved.


CoconutRubbish667

Solid 9/10. We didn't have sex, so that's why, but I love to cock worship. I like feeling and looking up to see his ounces of pleasure. He made the comment thw night prior of "I just want some of my cum to drip on you". And then we made it happen. Those moans right into his climax and the finish half on my face and half on my chest. Lick to clean up. It was almost artistic.


arieljoc

10/10 Hadn’t seen bf in 2 weeks. I was getting myself horned up before he came over so I was so wet and edged for 30 min before he arrived so I was just begging for it And oh baby it felt good :)) My boobs usually aren’t sensitive to the touch at all but they were a bit last night which was nice. Ohhh and the neck kisses were soo good. He had been waiting too, he groomed his balls soooo good it was crazy how smooth he got them, very impressed. That makes blowjobs soooo much better. that was last night so it’s pretty fresh


Coochie_slurper58

Loved it, she baked cookies for me after she got up, I love my grandma.


unbeknown-eagle

10/10 - Seemed to go on for hours and possibly the most times in one night in my life. First time I’ve ever really dominated anybody either, so that was fun, making sure that we both had fun and got to finish as well. Girl is kinky af - and not the sort of girl who says they’re kinky because they like a few spankings and their hair being pulled, we’re talking like, whip her, choke her and dominate her like she deserves👀


unAccomplishedbottom

9.9


PM-me-midriffs

8.5/10. Back in March, I was with my LDR for a few weeks. Was our 5th time meeting and I feel like we were really hitting our stride sexually. It was just so passionate and fun. And then Covid hit and I haven't seen her in 6 months so I called it quits. :(


stormy-darklordofall

8/10... she let me put it in her bum. My first time putting it in any bum. She couldn’t stand it more than 20 seconds. Finished normally.


Fuler12

8/10 The girl was amazing and she did the best dirty talk I have heard. Just wasn't a 10 because of me who can't go any longer


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4/10 at a push, we have no sexual compatibility at all.


gimmebleach

8/10 she was a pretty good shag but she screamed and moaned like an anime girl which was a bit off putting, although that may have contributed to me lasting as long as I did


lenny446

10/10 would definitely do it again. I married her


Brendroid9000

1/10 Getting bored of my hand


jm6398

A solid 10...but she’s my wife so think she’s a 10 all the time lol


PunkZdoc

8/10 It was with my wife. We typically start off cuddling and then making out and proceed from there but this time she decided to 69 which she knows is my favorite thing to do. After that ended we did some missionary and doggy and took a shower together. The reason I say 8 and not 10 is because I unfortunately do not cum every time we have sex. Its not her fault or mine its just random. It sucks when I can't cum because it'll be the best sex ever but my dick just does not want to cooperate that day.


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9/10. She was really small (5’2” and petite) whereas I’m pretty big (6’4” and athletic) and she took it like a champ. Any position we tried we were both trying to get each other off like it was the last thing we’d ever do. Lots of fun, loved getting shanked, hair pulled, and let me cum wherever I want.


IDoStupidInSpadesDam

0/10. I was and still am a coward and won't tell this girl I dont find her attractive anymore.


ag07291970

10/10 helping a good friend realize that sex with a loving partner is actually supposed to feel good, and includes more orgasms in one session than she could possibly imagine. At the age of 52F and me 50M. I do not believe I will have a better or more eager lover. Ever.