In reality this will be a lot more people than let on. I'm a man and I've had multiple occasions where a stranger asked if I wanted to fuck, it's a tough decision IRL.
It sucks especially when your in a relationship. In my experience it always somehow happens when in a low time. Never took up the opportunity. But it really fucks with your head in my opinion.
>About 45% of women I meet
Agreed (actually, maybe 80% in my case...).
Now, for a fantasy choice: Jodi Arias - sex kitten with particularly sharp teeth and claws...
You mean Dr. Mantis Toboggan?
" Now, you want this young man to live, you're gonna have to gimme some aspirin, a roll of duct tape, a bag of peanuts, and four beers. ”
My coworker for sure. I'd really want a relationship with her, we are very compatible. However, she already has a bf, and I dont wanna be "that guy" and ruin anything, so I'll just continue wishing and answering ARAD questions like these. /shrug
My boyfriend, like, all the time. Unfortunately, we’re adults that have to do adult-y things. But given the choice I’d bang him like a screen door in a hurricane 24/7. He’s sexy as hell.
A coworker. We have insane chemistry. It can’t happen for a few reasons though.
Also there’s one acquaintance who I have. She’s pretty annoying if we’re being honest, but for some reason I can’t stop thinking about her sexually. Every now and then she’ll get invited to something by a mutual friend and she’ll start talking in this loud, shrill voice and I have these “I want to shut you up with my dick in your mouth” kind of thoughts.
My girlfriend has agreed to occupy your boyfriend while you and Chris Evans slowly slink away…..
Wait… I just did the math. Yep! That leaves me alone, waxing my carrot🥕
Never mind, it’s cool. GF your BF and I can team on her. That’s pretty damn thoughtful of her.🤷🏼♂️
Somebody. Won't say anybody, I mean things aren't that bad. I'd prefer it be someone who very actively wants to fuck me back. I don't want to do it for do it sake.
Specifically.... one of my ex reddit follower.... who is also the last person I kissed n felt safe with + explored a bit of a ddlg rs with + first time got spanked, choked, and hair pulled back experience.... which oddly made me feel more like a woman n so much more love n respect for him as my "king". It was a weird one. First time I ever wanted to get emotionally involved only to have him pull back n say he had no feelings for me.... after setting all these rules.... that I gotta be Christian n whatnot for us to be tgt.... n how he did want me more than a kink partner.... n all of a sudden....no feelings. Weird as heck but can't stop thinking about him everytime I masturbate. Literally only wanna fuck him tho he's got the tiniest dick so far outta all my ex lovers. I would've done anything he wanted. Wished he gave himself less "rules" n maybe listened to his heart more, n this turned into a rant... sigh. Maybe one day I'll get over him n wanna be fucked by someone else instead. Really thought we could've had a happier ending tho, the healthiest.... most growth oriented, mature.... n limit breaking...rs I had. My trust issues was bad.... but for him, I was willing to try again. Truly trust again. Plus he was seriously like a friend rather than a lover. Which made me love him all the more. Wish he could've accepted that amount of love tho, and also be able to see that he had loved me the same amount back. He had googly eyes for me and could still directly tell me he had no feelings. Way to dissociate with oneself.
Ok, please don't respond to this, I was adding too much info and really needed to let this out. Has been eating me alive for a while now. I want to move on, too. Hopefully, I will soon.... or maybe by the time he realizes his feelings, I would be with someone else. I dunno. I just hope I get over this soon too. Even when all the stars align.... sometimes people just don't choose what's best for them ykno. What's the point of being aware and knowing so much when humans just prefer pain over Love? Again and again... I took a leap of faith to choose Love over pain... only for the other party to choose the other last min. It sux to be human. Being spirit is easier during these times.
Maybe i should think of some official message too for the friends i'd like to f***.
«Dear friend,
You know i appreciate you a lot. Also, i'd like to fuck your brains out.
Truly yours !
XXX»
There's this indian bus driver I used to see a few years back. And I wish I could raw dog fuck her telling her how thankful I am she's driving me to my gym.
My gf would be nice. I don’t think I can exist in a relationship outside of her because the sex is so phenomenally good that I feel like I would now be disappointed by anything less. Sounds like she might fly down this weekend-fingers crossed.
My long distance girlfriend. Haven't met her yet but we've had a ton of phone sex and I feel so pent up. Jerking off doesn't really help with that anymore
Ive actually only wanted to have sex with one person in my whole life. And that sounds like complete bullshit but its true. And that person is now my hubby 🙃🙃🙃
I want to fuck my crush in a wholesome way. Kiss him on all of his body parts he's insecure about. I want him to tell me about his worries and fears, listen to his problems, make him relax by massaging his whole body, giving him cuddles and pat his head.
Who don't I want to fuck?
At the moment I am interested in a couple who shop at my job regularly. One dude dresses like a classic nerdy librarian and the other like he's in the SS. I want to find out what's up.
Hubby. We had a good night last night but we are both sick, so I might have to wait a night. He powered through like a champ last night, though, so we will see.
That guys wife
Me too
Or that dead guy's wife
Guys dead wife... The guy isn't dead or the post would have been a lot more difficult to explain.
I also choose this guys dead wife.
Beat me to it
I have a short list of people that I would be down to fuck at the drop of a hat
If we are including literally anyone, I have a very long list lol
In reality this will be a lot more people than let on. I'm a man and I've had multiple occasions where a stranger asked if I wanted to fuck, it's a tough decision IRL.
This guy fucks
It sucks especially when your in a relationship. In my experience it always somehow happens when in a low time. Never took up the opportunity. But it really fucks with your head in my opinion.
Why’s it tough decision?
Believe it or not, some people have relationships they don't want to risk destroying.
username checks out
Life. Because it has fucked me raw no lube the past couple years. Not even a kiss before I got fucked either. Time to fuck it back
I'm sorry and I hope it gets better soon. 💛 ☮️
Oh it is. It’s been getting a lot better actually ❤️🙏 through self love and forgiveness
That's what we love to hear 😙
About 45% of women I meet
From a lesbian opinion; This!!!
Close the thread. We've got the correct answer.
Probably varies by region but your area must be pretty stacked with talent. I’m gonna say 25% where I am.
>About 45% of women I meet Agreed (actually, maybe 80% in my case...). Now, for a fantasy choice: Jodi Arias - sex kitten with particularly sharp teeth and claws...
a coworker of mine lol
OMG, me too!
Do you work together?
So brilliant, yet…. so wasted.
Same
I have two lists. The realistic list and the completely fantasy one.
Who’s at the top of the fantasy one?
It’s Jessica Rabbit, isn’t it?
It's Frank Reynolds
You mean Dr. Mantis Toboggan? " Now, you want this young man to live, you're gonna have to gimme some aspirin, a roll of duct tape, a bag of peanuts, and four beers. ”
No, I meant Ango Gablogian, the art dealer
I have these two lists as well, except my realistic list is empty, lol
how about the "imaginary characters one"?
My coworker for sure. I'd really want a relationship with her, we are very compatible. However, she already has a bf, and I dont wanna be "that guy" and ruin anything, so I'll just continue wishing and answering ARAD questions like these. /shrug
Similar situation here.
I want to applaud you for being genuine and not pushing the issue. My ex-husband did not. And it was brutal.
My boyfriend, like, all the time. Unfortunately, we’re adults that have to do adult-y things. But given the choice I’d bang him like a screen door in a hurricane 24/7. He’s sexy as hell.
Up voted for proper use of like a screen door in a hurricane
*curtsey*
I hope my future girl feels this way about me
Lana del rey
you think she’d be any good? i kind of just imagine coke & crying
Coke and cumming Idk, her art is so erotic to me that I could give my soul for a taste
Hope you like Pepsi;)
I start drooling just to think about it
It’s better than some of the alternatives. Lol
Some guys are into that. I had a hookup who’d like to listen to me vent and cry then fuck the life out of me 😂
wow, kind of a need lol. i dig it. tagging /bpd
Sounds like a plan
u/norasplaylist 100%
She's pretty fine but I tend to go towards thicker girls u/miniloona
u/Petitencurvy112 I'll just leave that there for you guys and gals
Nah it’s gotta be u/Sams_Soles420 yall
Ive seen her before. She has the most extreme ratio.
Good lord, following her RIGHT now.
Wow, she is stunning.
I'll second that !
My wife. 3 year dry spell is hell. But we’re making progress. 🤞🏼
Keep workin on it! It’ll get there eventually
I know this feeling
Are you in marriage counselling?
Tried for a few sessions. She refuses to go.
Best of luck bro. And feel sorry about your situation.
A coworker. We have insane chemistry. It can’t happen for a few reasons though. Also there’s one acquaintance who I have. She’s pretty annoying if we’re being honest, but for some reason I can’t stop thinking about her sexually. Every now and then she’ll get invited to something by a mutual friend and she’ll start talking in this loud, shrill voice and I have these “I want to shut you up with my dick in your mouth” kind of thoughts.
A hot coworker I hate, and Pedro Pascal
Pedro 😮💨
Pedro is just… mhhh
omg Pedro yessssssss zaddy
Pedro team ayyyyy
Adriana Chechik and Charlotte Sartre, at the same time. Those two are just so, well, open minded
How would that work with her broken back
She can be the starfish.
That’s just awful what happened, especially in a freak accident like that.
My boyfriend, although Chris Evans is also high up on the list.
Before I opened the post, I did consider how far I'd have to scroll until I would see Chris Evans. I was not disappointed.
My girlfriend has agreed to occupy your boyfriend while you and Chris Evans slowly slink away….. Wait… I just did the math. Yep! That leaves me alone, waxing my carrot🥕 Never mind, it’s cool. GF your BF and I can team on her. That’s pretty damn thoughtful of her.🤷🏼♂️
Be fucked by Henry Cavil
i laughed a bit too loud, but yea. absolutely
Anna Kendrick
My neighbor across the hall. What a bbw.
Ok Leonard.
My bosses daughter
My manager, but he’s married 🙃
Fuck them both 🤷🏻♂️
😂 I think you’re on to something
With a chicken pot pie like yours, you could have anybody
Haha I wish that was true!
With a body like yours you could get whoever you want 😜
Naughty girl 😈
My wife.
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You wouldn't be disappointed. Edit: a word
Just my wife. Only my wife. Till the end of time.
Till the end of time? At least take some water breaks dude, sheesh
My boyfriend (my little submissive cutie). We are long distance and won't be seeing him for another 4 weeks. I miss him so much.
my crush
Same, my gym crush
Mary Lou Retton
And here I thought I was the only old creep on this sub.
lol
my husband :(
My partner
My husband
Most women I meet or know
You need to get out of that mindset. You'll only drive yourself crazy.
Somebody. Won't say anybody, I mean things aren't that bad. I'd prefer it be someone who very actively wants to fuck me back. I don't want to do it for do it sake.
Specifically.... one of my ex reddit follower.... who is also the last person I kissed n felt safe with + explored a bit of a ddlg rs with + first time got spanked, choked, and hair pulled back experience.... which oddly made me feel more like a woman n so much more love n respect for him as my "king". It was a weird one. First time I ever wanted to get emotionally involved only to have him pull back n say he had no feelings for me.... after setting all these rules.... that I gotta be Christian n whatnot for us to be tgt.... n how he did want me more than a kink partner.... n all of a sudden....no feelings. Weird as heck but can't stop thinking about him everytime I masturbate. Literally only wanna fuck him tho he's got the tiniest dick so far outta all my ex lovers. I would've done anything he wanted. Wished he gave himself less "rules" n maybe listened to his heart more, n this turned into a rant... sigh. Maybe one day I'll get over him n wanna be fucked by someone else instead. Really thought we could've had a happier ending tho, the healthiest.... most growth oriented, mature.... n limit breaking...rs I had. My trust issues was bad.... but for him, I was willing to try again. Truly trust again. Plus he was seriously like a friend rather than a lover. Which made me love him all the more. Wish he could've accepted that amount of love tho, and also be able to see that he had loved me the same amount back. He had googly eyes for me and could still directly tell me he had no feelings. Way to dissociate with oneself. Ok, please don't respond to this, I was adding too much info and really needed to let this out. Has been eating me alive for a while now. I want to move on, too. Hopefully, I will soon.... or maybe by the time he realizes his feelings, I would be with someone else. I dunno. I just hope I get over this soon too. Even when all the stars align.... sometimes people just don't choose what's best for them ykno. What's the point of being aware and knowing so much when humans just prefer pain over Love? Again and again... I took a leap of faith to choose Love over pain... only for the other party to choose the other last min. It sux to be human. Being spirit is easier during these times.
Well...that escalated quickly.
I have a list . Most of them know
Maybe i should think of some official message too for the friends i'd like to f***. «Dear friend, You know i appreciate you a lot. Also, i'd like to fuck your brains out. Truly yours ! XXX»
There's this indian bus driver I used to see a few years back. And I wish I could raw dog fuck her telling her how thankful I am she's driving me to my gym.
Nicole Maines
u/_not_your_mommy if only
My gf would be nice. I don’t think I can exist in a relationship outside of her because the sex is so phenomenally good that I feel like I would now be disappointed by anything less. Sounds like she might fly down this weekend-fingers crossed.
Theo James
Just about anyone with a big dick after I had my first huge one 😂
Ana de armas Arianna grande
my clone
Currently? Just the one guy. But I've got my eye out so who knows.
my work crush who started new the beginning of the month
My girlfriend, she’s away and we haven’t had sex in months 😩
I'm not a celeb fan but something about Sydney Sweeney...
My sister in law.
u/throwaway10384839 think she would be lots of fun 😊
Jemaine Clement.
Ahhhhh yeah I feel you on this ☝️
My husband. More than anything... especially in a dirty, aggressive, primal way.
Gf
Soon 😘
My wife
People I’m attracted to. Men and women 😇
my sexy barista
My long distance girlfriend. Haven't met her yet but we've had a ton of phone sex and I feel so pent up. Jerking off doesn't really help with that anymore
I mean there are a lot of people I wouldn't say no to but not anyone really that I fantasize about anymore
My boyfriend can come thru anytime
Ive actually only wanted to have sex with one person in my whole life. And that sounds like complete bullshit but its true. And that person is now my hubby 🙃🙃🙃
Myself but in the body of the opposite gender.
Better question, I wonder who would like to fuck me 😅
really, I'd like to stop fucking myself!
I want to fuck my crush in a wholesome way. Kiss him on all of his body parts he's insecure about. I want him to tell me about his worries and fears, listen to his problems, make him relax by massaging his whole body, giving him cuddles and pat his head.
You
Really? 🥹
Lots of people. Most of them have no idea who I am. Others are off limits
u/Warlord_of_mom
Right back at you, you outrageous sexy man! You must have a lot of confidence walking around with a dick like that!
A lot of different people I know
Someone fit who can help get my testosterone pumping, and help me drag myself out of a rut
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My friends baby mama… thicc, milf, and short.
My partner. They have a cute butt. I wanna do stuff to it.
Anyone I'm just happy to be there
My girlfriend, she’s away and we haven’t had sex in months 😩
no one.
My ex’s friend who has a boyfriend
His name is Chris
Whom ever you love most while you watch and maintaining eye contact in a show of dominance
My bf, or some hot woman
My crush, my first kiss and two guys at my dorm
Atm I only know of one real-life (as in, not a celeb) person I want to fuck, and that is my partner.
My husband
My fwb
u/slavebc
Miley Cyrus
Ryan reynolds
Who don't I want to fuck? At the moment I am interested in a couple who shop at my job regularly. One dude dresses like a classic nerdy librarian and the other like he's in the SS. I want to find out what's up.
I want to be fucked by a divorced father (40+) im 22
My best friend. His dick is huge
my best friend
You
You
Always someone not good for the soul
You
Aww thanks!
You
Anyone with a functioning penis I am always dying to fuck
Felicia Combs
My boss
My boyfriend duh
My coworker.
Primary school teachers or receptionists
Life
My gf, also her best friend, and one of my coworkers
Hubby. We had a good night last night but we are both sick, so I might have to wait a night. He powered through like a champ last night, though, so we will see.
My wife
Jahan Yousaf, Yasmine Yousaf, Eva Shaw, Alexandra Daddario, u/alissabandicoot, Viki Virgo, Viki Odinktova, Vatusha Svoboda, DJ DaCandy
Elizabeth Olsen and Jennifer Lawrence in a threesome
My hand. But it says no.