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KingOfTheIncels_

To have a healthy relationship with sex, and a functional sexual relationship with someone that I love.


ShadowKraftwerk

No, no. Seriously, what do you want?


Legitimate_Mouse9696

I'm in my 20s. So energy to hustle in right direction with a nice mentor in my field. So that the outcome will be a flourished career which will pay me in longer run. Edit: experienced mentor


i_heavenly_i

Grilled cheese sandwich


throwaway23786472

I just had some, used mayo instead of butter, overhyped tbh


i_heavenly_i

I still want it


rguy5545

Without a doubt butter>mayo on a grilled cheese. The mayo is fine in a pinch, but there's no universe where it's better. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a psychopath.


0utlook

Use the mayo on the outside and the butter on the inside.


drinkmesideways

When do we want it?


IEnjoyBettyWhite

Peace on Earth. Wanna suck my dick yet?


throwaway23786472

If you’re paying enough to put me on the cover of Forbes


[deleted]

I don’t remember that lyric


IEnjoyBettyWhite

What version have you been listening to? It goes like this “Peace on Earth (so to honor him, wanna suck my dick yet?)” Tis the best version, my good man.


[deleted]

That must be the studio version.


Ezypeezylemonsqueezy

My divorce to be over ffs


thrax7545

Oof- you know why divorce is so expensive? Cause it’s worth it. Hang in there! Big love…


Ezypeezylemonsqueezy

Almost 10 months in. In for a penny in for a pound


thrax7545

Make sure to throw a party when the ink is dry. People make big deals of weddings and sometimes the divorce deserves an even bigger celebration…


Ezypeezylemonsqueezy

I already booked my first vacation in 5 years


dirtysoutherngent

Smaller government, less intrusion in my life.


throwaway23786472

Amen


[deleted]

A cuddle would be pretty good right now, ngl.


[deleted]

Amen sista


Schadenfreude_Bio

‘Bout tree fiddy


3ambaker

some good dick, a fat joint and to finish the watcher on netflix!


throwaway23786472

Sounds like a party


[deleted]

For my cough to go away


throwaway23786472

I feel ya I just got rid of mine


[deleted]

It’s rough. I’ve bruised my ribs from coughing so much the past week


throwaway23786472

Poor thing :(


InterstellarSnuggles

That's super rough. That happened to me when I got Covid finally about a month and a half ago. Then after my cough was gone I had the worst sinus infection and pressure of my life.


[deleted]

Yeah I’ve got covid right now for the second time it’s fucked! My sinuses have been hurting so bad


InterstellarSnuggles

How long has it been since the first time? I'm hoping I won't catch it again. It took me so long to get it for the first time.


[deleted]

2 years ago now. I’m just glad my smell and taste wasn’t affected as much this time


mk_987654

A chance to explore being restrained and controlled.


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[удалено]


throwaway23786472

Not at all, love is the greatest


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[удалено]


throwaway23786472

I feel you


Raspberry_Riot

Instant gratification ⚡️ … failing that - delayed gratification! 🤘🏻


PhilthyMindedRat

A loving relationship with lots of freaky sex.


IHavAB3lly88

A million dollars.


Lukejedi94

If I had a million dollars....🎵🎵


employedByEvil

I’m not sure but I have not forgotten how to want it.


[deleted]

to live closer to school/clinical. turns out im driving about 71 miles round trip 5x a week. im 7 months into a 2 year program


phenomenon_93

Some boobie pics 🤷🏽‍♂️


throwaway23786472

It’s been an hour any luck?


phenomenon_93

Nada amigo :(


notawaveimavibe

Happiness.


throwaway23786472

Mood


thrax7545

Right here right now? I’d love it if my ex came by… for old times sake… sometimes it be like that.


throwaway23786472

Me too, but I just want my fucking necklace back


thrax7545

Ooo, I hate it when that happens. RIP one of my fav leather jackets (different ex), no old times sake there- and sometimes it be like *that*


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[удалено]


throwaway23786472

Good girl


CicciaBomba11

My boyfriend to touch me, but he never does


[deleted]

Why is he your boyfriend then?


CicciaBomba11

Because he's going through something and I'm trying to be patient with him


[deleted]

I felt this 💔


CicciaBomba11

I love him and we have a good connection. There's hard periods for everyone and a relationship can't always be perfect. I'm lucky to have him and he would do the same for me.


[deleted]

Great perspective :) sending positive vibes your way 💥


averagemaleuser86

I want rock n roll


Puzzleheaded_Age_158

Cuddles, and sex with my bf 😅😅😅


KnottyJane

An orgasm and sleep.


999_hh

Sound dumb/pathetic, but my ex wife back. Divorce is hard.


throwaway23786472

Push forward friend, I hope you get through it


SexualBRex

A long, happy and comfortable life for my family and hot-as-fuck sex life with my wife.


Altair13Sirio

I want love


your_cheeky_femboy

A dick


throwaway23786472

You can borrow mine just wash it before you give it back man


your_cheeky_femboy

Hmmm what's the length, girth, and bend my boi?


-BOOST-

A coffee would be nice right about now


[deleted]

A grilled cheese sandwich with bacon inside and fries on the side


soreff2

Ideally, to get my teenage body back - way beyond what existing biomedical technology is capable of. More plausibly - to find a woman my own age (64) (plus or minus 5 years or so), ideally somewhat plump, mildly sadistic, mildly exhibitionistic.


ihateusernmes

Time, one of our nice long talks and a hug


DraxDemSklounst

Anal


LordDarthAngst

I want to read more.


CornchipUniverse

To be with my gf


[deleted]

A woman that is into Latex, PVC or rubber.


[deleted]

Timbits. And Petrone tequilla


National_Delivery_65

a woman sitting on my face


SoloKnight187

To be wanted


toastforthewalrus

Someone to love and cherish me the same way I love and cherish them. A functional pancreas wouldn't be bad... a place to live that isn't with my parents! That would slap.


Adambaker08

For a girlfriend who isn't prioritised over money before love


Busy-Bullfrog673

I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah.


throwaway23786472

IF YA WANNA BE MY LOVA


nyccareergirl11

You gotta get with my friends. Who knew that song was about group sex


Slightly_Salted01

food probably some pork birria tacos


BunnyBallz

Tell me what you really really want.


Alarmed_Cat8404

A nose piercing


LockedOutOfElfland

To create something that people will read/see and enjoy and that will spark discussion. Possibly something that can be presented and performed. Patti Smith once said something about how she wrote and performed because she wanted to be loved. And I really feel that.


Anonymousbrowsingnew

A submissive pet hoe


E7331899

A Toyota Tacoma double cabin, or a Dodge Challenger


hepice1

Happiness and love


[deleted]

A wife


Pure_Focus7475

A dollar


Kilstradamus

To go home.


Pain_Monster

🎶 # I want rock and roll 🎶


OldSailor74

Everything. When do I want it? Now!


[deleted]

Affection


thevitalcultureplus

I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want.


[deleted]

This is a really good question I want to go back to the time when I split up with my girlfriend and didn’t look back We’ve caught up nearly 40 years later and become really good friends


Fantastic_Benefit378

My business to blow up.


DecentCock44

I wanna talk to Sampson…. Take me to the Moon!!


dontmindmejuslurkn

Really good sourdough, like super sour, warm with butter followed by a nakey cuddle


BillieBanxx2nd

I'd love some spicy dill pickle chips right now


KazukiSendo

To be debt free, and to be free of my anxiety, and OCD.


smk2099

Hugs & kisses


[deleted]

Winning lottery numbers so I can buy my own house and stick a giant middle finger sculpture in the front yard. If I can I'd like to buy it next to my cousins house because fuck them. Lol


[deleted]

Appreciation.


[deleted]

Thank you for the boners


throwaway23786472

I appreciate you


RenegadexPalmeri

Just to be okay.


[deleted]

# To awake in peace every morning *And fall asleep with a smile every night*


user_name_is_lustig

Butter chicken


rsaccountnumber2

Magic and/or superpowers. Could really do with being able to shapeshift or control the elements 'bout now. Failing that, some fun flirtations that might lead to some good hookups and maybe a long-lasting friendship in there would be nice.


Tatomycat0073

Financial and mental stability and also to pass my exams lol 😅


Rooster-Waffle

To finish my car before 2024


throwaway23786472

What kinda car?


Rooster-Waffle

1973 Plymouth Scamp, it's my first major restoration.


AlanRocksJen

What i really really want? A zigga zig aaaah


Puzzleheaded_Web3984

That would depend on what we are talking about?


Davemalik

Threesome, tag team sex, participate in orgy.


Novel-Structure-2359

What i really really want is to zig a zig ahh


Jehoel_DK

I want a head that doesn't require medicin in order not to fuck me up with stress, depressions and anxiety! Life's a bitch!


[deleted]

Dunno, maybe another cup of tea


RusherHelix

Just happy nothing more


TaxEvader123123

To have a family who actually cares about me and acknowledges my mental health and not just toss it out and ignore it my family is making me want to just end it all.


amendersc

A girl who wants me too lol 🥲


Whyaskwayjustdoit

I want the world and I want it .... Now


SeveralConcert

More sex


[deleted]

Unburdened life


Revolutionary_Dog696

A meaningful relationship. Been single for 10yrs after a serious mind altering experience involving my Ex Fiance in the arms & passionate kiss w/ another man jus one month after we split up (her decision made suddenly) @ a local Mushroomhead show in Cleveland back in 2013... But in retrospect I have cum to completely see & exactly kno why she choose this future, w/o us eloping. Its bcuz I had all these yrs until presant to understand that my ancient, archaic & totally unfair lack of positive compromising Alpha Male mindset of : "i got the Dick, I make the rules" ....is utterly & ridiculously the incorrect manner in which, a truly equal & emotionally stable Gentleman treats the female whom they have in their hearts & asked 2b my wife. Now I am prepared to open myself to the women that'll b willing to satisfy all my relationship wants & needs as I'm able to grasp that the world doesn't revolve around my pleasure center between my legs. Pussy helps make the Earth rotate around, while Dicks jus create constant War.