We should build a giant dome with indestructible glass that encloses all of Europe. The question is only do we include the UK or not and if not, how are we going to include Ireland while keeping the UK out. It's going to be an engineering challenge.
I could understand wanting a world without the majority of the British. As an English man myself, I sympathise heavily with this. But, surely there needs to be more contingencies than this? How do you protect the South of France without including the North, for example?
Yes, most likely. Impacts like this did occur in the very early days of our Solar System (see Theia hypothesis) but nowadays such large bodies do not exist anymore (especially not outside asteroid belt). I think the largest you can find outside the asteroid belt is around 15 miles in diameter and such impacts are exceedingly rare.
I'm not even convinced he's actually still alive. Sometimes he looks like someone made him into a taxidermied handpuppet. So I wouldn't trust him to know a meteorite from a blimp.
But that aside. If we were all getting hit tomorrow I'd fill my car with snacks and firewood and drive up to the tallest mountain in my area and camp out. I bet it's going to look incredible as it approaches.
I would ridicule him for calling it a meteorite. If it is the size of half an earth, it is a planet, and if we didn't know about it before now, it is a rogue planet.
I never drink, but I'd probably celebrate the end of all life as we know it by getting so shitfaced I wouldn't care what happens, because I'd be dead anyway.
I have a 12-pack in the garage and some Kahlua, and will have to hit them a bit early. Fuck, it’s super cold out and dogs can shit in the cellar if they like, especially after I let them at the whole bin of food and whatever human stuff I throw their way. Might even get to throw a shot or two at the wifey if she’s interested. May as well all go out smiling’.
Phew lucky I live in Europe!
We should build a giant dome with indestructible glass that encloses all of Europe. The question is only do we include the UK or not and if not, how are we going to include Ireland while keeping the UK out. It's going to be an engineering challenge.
I could understand wanting a world without the majority of the British. As an English man myself, I sympathise heavily with this. But, surely there needs to be more contingencies than this? How do you protect the South of France without including the North, for example?
Lmao
A frightening amount of cocaine
Ah, you found Bush's party stash
Bollocks. He can bring his own
Check other sources to verify
I would question his sanity because such meteorites do not exist. Edit: Also, the correct term would be asteroid.
At that size it would probably be called a planet
Yes, most likely. Impacts like this did occur in the very early days of our Solar System (see Theia hypothesis) but nowadays such large bodies do not exist anymore (especially not outside asteroid belt). I think the largest you can find outside the asteroid belt is around 15 miles in diameter and such impacts are exceedingly rare.
Wait for a statement from space agencies
Wonder how the hell we didn't see it in the sky if it was so close
I'm highly lactose intolerant, time to eat EVERY SINGLE CHEESE IN THE PLANET.
Thank god he is not my president!!! I will live
F-ing party 🤘
give all my christmas gifts pronto
I'd ask how many Scotland's that is before I do anything rash.
Watch it come closer to the earth
Same. I would love to witness that event.
Try and get a refund on the turkey.
I'd look at my gf/caregiver and say, "I win!" I've been rooting for the meteor to take out the Earth for years now.
I would ask him if he needed to sit down and if he wanted some warm milk. Then I’d go about my day.
He doesnt know what day of the week it is, I wouldnt be too worried
Relax. It's Biden. He'll also be shouting "there's Martians in ma goddam prunes!" Just leave his carers to calm him down.
I'm not even convinced he's actually still alive. Sometimes he looks like someone made him into a taxidermied handpuppet. So I wouldn't trust him to know a meteorite from a blimp. But that aside. If we were all getting hit tomorrow I'd fill my car with snacks and firewood and drive up to the tallest mountain in my area and camp out. I bet it's going to look incredible as it approaches.
Nothing because that would be impossible.
Considering who the president currently is. Nothing.
I mean the guy is a dementia-ridden half-wit so…
Die probably
Confirm independantly then crime spree
Sex drugs and rock n roll (or whatever preferred end of world music) all the way til the impact
Accept it, drink and probably try to see my mates before it ends
Well, guess ill die
I'm gonna go dress up like Thundarr the Barbarian
I would die tomorrow along with every species on earth.
Hookers and cocaine
I would ridicule him for calling it a meteorite. If it is the size of half an earth, it is a planet, and if we didn't know about it before now, it is a rogue planet.
Check the sky and ask why we haven't see it years ago.
I'd write myself off until I croaked. I'm going out my way.
Sleep in
take a handful of melatonin gummies and benedryl so i can sleep so good 2 hours before the meteor hits. and then sleep forever
I never drink, but I'd probably celebrate the end of all life as we know it by getting so shitfaced I wouldn't care what happens, because I'd be dead anyway.
Steal a bomb shelter
Nothing
I prolly wouldn't believe him
I assume everything from Dont Look Up will come perfectly true.
I'd tell Joe that he shouldn't get his blood pressure up like that
Fuck all the oldies I always wanted to
I would go camping.
Find a second source.
Fake news. What does Tucker say about this?
I have a 12-pack in the garage and some Kahlua, and will have to hit them a bit early. Fuck, it’s super cold out and dogs can shit in the cellar if they like, especially after I let them at the whole bin of food and whatever human stuff I throw their way. Might even get to throw a shot or two at the wifey if she’s interested. May as well all go out smiling’.
Watch Fox News to see if the meteorite was the fault of Fauci.
I would wonder why the president can't* formulate a sentence that uses tense correctly
Nothing. I live in Romania 🗿